Sdrive: Hey everyone, I'm back with my brand new chapter. I got my
reviews and so now I'm ready.
Joey: Time for junk food ^_^
Sdrive: Oh no it's not. A little bit later. (hehehe)
Joey:-_- awwww man this really bites.
Sdrive: No out of show experience please. Yugi would you please do the disclaimer.
Yugi: No thanks. I'm trying to decide which Poke Ball to take still.
Sdrive: Oh ok. I guess I'll do it my self.
Joey: What about me?
Sdrive: ^_^ hehehe well if you want to.
Joey: Wait no, I don't want to.
Sdrive: Too late. Do the disclaimer.
Joey: Of all the dirty. Sdrive don't own em and he never will.
Sdrive: The sad truth *thinks to himself* or is it? HAHAHAHA.
Joey: -_- uhhh.
Sdrive: whoops. Any way oh by the way. I have one more disclaimer.
Joey: oh no you don't.
Sdrive: Actually I plan on saying this one my self.
Joey: Phew.
Sdrive: I do not own the Big Blue Book Of Anger Management that will be showing up in at least two of my chapters. That book is the sole property of Nadako-Mika. If you want to know its origin then read Nadako's Fic, Bakura's Annoyed what will he do? Thanks Nadako ^__^. Enjoy.
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"Alright, Here I go." Yugi said.
Yugi grabbed a Poke Ball from the desk. It opened and a Pokemon popped out of it.
"Growlithe" the Pokemon said.
"That's a Growlithe" Professor Elm said. "It is a fire type Pokemon and it is very loyal. Alright Joey your next."
"Hey Professor, can I have that doughnut that's on your table."
"Sure Joey, but first pick your Pokemon please."
"Ok, I think it will take this one." The ball opened up and out popped a Pokemon with a very long tongue.
"Lickitung" it said and with that it threw out its tongue and ate the Doughnut that was on the table. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Uh, sorry, on with the fic)
"He it ate my Doughnut. That wasn't nice."
"That's a Lickitung. It has a very large tongue and an even larger appetite."
"Oh man"
"Ok, Tristan, It's your turn."
"I'll just pick this one" The Ball Opened and out popped the Pokemon.
"Slowpoke" The Pokemon said
"That's a Slowpoke. It's a Psychic type."
"Cool."
"Tea, it's your turn."
"Oh boy. I think I'll take this one." The ball opened and out popped a Pokemon with very tall legs.
"That is a Hitmonlee. It is a fighting type"
"A fighting type? Well I've always been against fighting but I guess that since this whole thing is about battling with other Pokemon I guess I'll just sort of have to live with it. But no matter what happens I know that we will be the best of friends Hitmonlee. Because you see, I believe that with friends the whole world is a lot better off and." that was all she had time to say because just then Hitmonlee turned around and kicked her square in the face. "hey, that wasn't nice. What kind of friend kicks." Just then the Hitmonlee turned around and kicked her in the face again.
"Oh I should have told you when you picked that Poke ball." Prof. Elm said. "That Hitmonlee for some reason hates Friendship speeches. There is something about those speeches that it just can't stand for some reason."
"But, I strongly believe in friendship and the Heart of." needless to say the Pokemon turned around and knocked Tea on her butt once more.
"Now there is only one more person left. Ryou, but.where is he?"
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Bakura was sitting in a different part of the Lab looking at the Big Blue Book Of Anger Management. "I wonder if there's anything in this Ra forsaken book that can tell me what to do if I'm stuck in another dimension with damned creatures called Pokemon." Bakura kept searching until he came to chapter 9. Chapter 9 What To Do If You're Stuck In Another Dimension
This lesson teaches you what to do if you stuck in another dimension with damned creatures called Pokemon. Chances are that you (the Yami) will most likely get a Pokemon that has very sharp scythes. "Oh, I sure hope it's a Pokemon like that. I would use it and command it to go to the Pharaohs hikari and send him so that I may take the Millennium Puzzle away from him." If this is the case (and most likely it is) you will have to suppress your anger and your wants for World Domination so that you will not use it to send the Pharaoh's hikari and take the Millennium Puzzle. "How the Hello do you expect me to do that" Bakura asked the book. You are probably wondering how the Hello you expect to do that. Well you have a few options. You can learn to like the Pharaoh and his Hikari.
"Yeah right. Like that's going to happen." You can learn to at least get along with the Pharaoh and his Hikari until the rest of the adventure is over and then when you get back buy(or steal) the next volume, Volume 4, How Not To Kill The Pharaoh And His Hikari.
"I could try to possibly not hate the Pharaoh and his hikari until
this is over. But what if it doesn't work." If neither of those suggestions help then the last option is you can go ahead and kill the Pharaoh and his hikari but then be doomed eternally by the one of the Pharaoh's friends and have to listen to friendship speeches.
"NO!! Any thing but that. I'll go with option number two. I'll last
as long as I can. Just no Friendship Speeches."
Now that you have chosen option number 2.
"How did it know which option I chose?" Bakura asked stupidly.
You're probably wondering how I knew that you picked option number 2.
Bakura Nodded. Well, remember how I said you were gullible. Well now I see that you are even. more gullible than I though you were. You see, how could you possibly be doomed eternally by the Pharaoh's friend if the Pharaoh's friend is only mortal you really are stupid (author: I swear it was author2). But it's too late to change your option. Now if you find you're having trouble keeping up with option 2 then read the next chapter. Bakura could feel the anger at Author2 rising to an even higher extreme than last time. Just then Yugi came running up to him. "Hey Bakura, we all chose our Pokemon. Come on you have to choose your Pokemon now." "Oh, alright." Bakura said and then changed back into Ryou. Yugi took Ryou to where everyone had gotten their Pokemon. Ryou took the last Poke ball and opened it. "Syther" the Pokemon said. "That's a Syther. Prof. Elm said. It is a bug type but it is very strong on account of its two scythes." "Oh No." Ryou said. And then Bakura came back out and smiled at the creature. He saw the two scythes and thought about the bloodshed and all the killing he could cause with this Pokemon. "Syther, Attack Yu." But before he could finish he looked over at Tea and over heard what she was saying. "I don't care what you think about Friendship, we are going to be the best friends in the world and." Bakura didn't keep looking so he didn't see the Pokemon knock Tea over once more. All he could think of now was what the blue book had said about eternal doom. "Attack Yu, uh, yu, uh, Yugi's Pokemon yeah that's it not Yugi but his Pokemon." "Growlithe, Flamethrower!" Yugi said. The little dog like creature spit fire from its mouth and knocked the Syther unconscious. "Very Good" Prof. Elm said, "You just had your very first battle." "Well, Now that you all have your Pokemon. Please leave because my Soap Opera is almost on. I Must go see If Sonny has gotten Rick for kidnapping Carly. Oh by the way, here are your Pokedexes. Now leave!" And with that Yugi and the gang left with Ash, Misty, and Brock. They were walking for a good while when a stranger in a cape stopped them. "Yugi, I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle." "Who are you and how do you know my name." "You'll find out in the next Chapter. It's time to battle." "YUGIOHHHHHHH" Yugi said and then transformed into Yami. "I don't know who you are but I will defeat you and when I do you are to reveal you identity to me."
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Joey: I thought you said you were going to let me have Junk Food. Sdrive: Blame that on the Reviewers. Speaking of whom I'm sorry no one guessed what Tea was going to have. Zenryo was the only one who came close. But then again that was his second review. Everyone else thought that it would be something cute and cuddly where as instead it's a fighting type that hates Friendship Speeches. Beware my power. HAHAHAHA. Joey: What was the whole Prof Elm and the Soap Opera thing about. Sdrive: When I was thinking about how I was going to end it I couldn't concentrate because my Mother was talking about her favorite Soap Opera. So while I was writing this, which was at night mind you, I though it would be funny to see how it worked out. Hey, I'm not a Soap Opera Fan in the slightest and I don't think any of my Reviewers are either but if you can guess which Soap Opera that Prof Elm was mentioning you'll get another chance at your character receiving something. Joey:-_- Riiiiiiiiight. Sdrive: Also, If you can Guess who my mystery character is who popped up at the end was then I'll say good job and I'll tell you to give yourself a pat on the back. Thanks again Nadako for the Book usage. I tried to make it sound like something you would right so that it's not too far off from the one in your Bakura's Annoyed Fic. Review Please. Power to the Hikari's.
Joey: Time for junk food ^_^
Sdrive: Oh no it's not. A little bit later. (hehehe)
Joey:-_- awwww man this really bites.
Sdrive: No out of show experience please. Yugi would you please do the disclaimer.
Yugi: No thanks. I'm trying to decide which Poke Ball to take still.
Sdrive: Oh ok. I guess I'll do it my self.
Joey: What about me?
Sdrive: ^_^ hehehe well if you want to.
Joey: Wait no, I don't want to.
Sdrive: Too late. Do the disclaimer.
Joey: Of all the dirty. Sdrive don't own em and he never will.
Sdrive: The sad truth *thinks to himself* or is it? HAHAHAHA.
Joey: -_- uhhh.
Sdrive: whoops. Any way oh by the way. I have one more disclaimer.
Joey: oh no you don't.
Sdrive: Actually I plan on saying this one my self.
Joey: Phew.
Sdrive: I do not own the Big Blue Book Of Anger Management that will be showing up in at least two of my chapters. That book is the sole property of Nadako-Mika. If you want to know its origin then read Nadako's Fic, Bakura's Annoyed what will he do? Thanks Nadako ^__^. Enjoy.
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"Alright, Here I go." Yugi said.
Yugi grabbed a Poke Ball from the desk. It opened and a Pokemon popped out of it.
"Growlithe" the Pokemon said.
"That's a Growlithe" Professor Elm said. "It is a fire type Pokemon and it is very loyal. Alright Joey your next."
"Hey Professor, can I have that doughnut that's on your table."
"Sure Joey, but first pick your Pokemon please."
"Ok, I think it will take this one." The ball opened up and out popped a Pokemon with a very long tongue.
"Lickitung" it said and with that it threw out its tongue and ate the Doughnut that was on the table. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Uh, sorry, on with the fic)
"He it ate my Doughnut. That wasn't nice."
"That's a Lickitung. It has a very large tongue and an even larger appetite."
"Oh man"
"Ok, Tristan, It's your turn."
"I'll just pick this one" The Ball Opened and out popped the Pokemon.
"Slowpoke" The Pokemon said
"That's a Slowpoke. It's a Psychic type."
"Cool."
"Tea, it's your turn."
"Oh boy. I think I'll take this one." The ball opened and out popped a Pokemon with very tall legs.
"That is a Hitmonlee. It is a fighting type"
"A fighting type? Well I've always been against fighting but I guess that since this whole thing is about battling with other Pokemon I guess I'll just sort of have to live with it. But no matter what happens I know that we will be the best of friends Hitmonlee. Because you see, I believe that with friends the whole world is a lot better off and." that was all she had time to say because just then Hitmonlee turned around and kicked her square in the face. "hey, that wasn't nice. What kind of friend kicks." Just then the Hitmonlee turned around and kicked her in the face again.
"Oh I should have told you when you picked that Poke ball." Prof. Elm said. "That Hitmonlee for some reason hates Friendship speeches. There is something about those speeches that it just can't stand for some reason."
"But, I strongly believe in friendship and the Heart of." needless to say the Pokemon turned around and knocked Tea on her butt once more.
"Now there is only one more person left. Ryou, but.where is he?"
* * *
Bakura was sitting in a different part of the Lab looking at the Big Blue Book Of Anger Management. "I wonder if there's anything in this Ra forsaken book that can tell me what to do if I'm stuck in another dimension with damned creatures called Pokemon." Bakura kept searching until he came to chapter 9. Chapter 9 What To Do If You're Stuck In Another Dimension
This lesson teaches you what to do if you stuck in another dimension with damned creatures called Pokemon. Chances are that you (the Yami) will most likely get a Pokemon that has very sharp scythes. "Oh, I sure hope it's a Pokemon like that. I would use it and command it to go to the Pharaohs hikari and send him so that I may take the Millennium Puzzle away from him." If this is the case (and most likely it is) you will have to suppress your anger and your wants for World Domination so that you will not use it to send the Pharaoh's hikari and take the Millennium Puzzle. "How the Hello do you expect me to do that" Bakura asked the book. You are probably wondering how the Hello you expect to do that. Well you have a few options. You can learn to like the Pharaoh and his Hikari.
"Yeah right. Like that's going to happen." You can learn to at least get along with the Pharaoh and his Hikari until the rest of the adventure is over and then when you get back buy(or steal) the next volume, Volume 4, How Not To Kill The Pharaoh And His Hikari.
"I could try to possibly not hate the Pharaoh and his hikari until
this is over. But what if it doesn't work." If neither of those suggestions help then the last option is you can go ahead and kill the Pharaoh and his hikari but then be doomed eternally by the one of the Pharaoh's friends and have to listen to friendship speeches.
"NO!! Any thing but that. I'll go with option number two. I'll last
as long as I can. Just no Friendship Speeches."
Now that you have chosen option number 2.
"How did it know which option I chose?" Bakura asked stupidly.
You're probably wondering how I knew that you picked option number 2.
Bakura Nodded. Well, remember how I said you were gullible. Well now I see that you are even. more gullible than I though you were. You see, how could you possibly be doomed eternally by the Pharaoh's friend if the Pharaoh's friend is only mortal you really are stupid (author: I swear it was author2). But it's too late to change your option. Now if you find you're having trouble keeping up with option 2 then read the next chapter. Bakura could feel the anger at Author2 rising to an even higher extreme than last time. Just then Yugi came running up to him. "Hey Bakura, we all chose our Pokemon. Come on you have to choose your Pokemon now." "Oh, alright." Bakura said and then changed back into Ryou. Yugi took Ryou to where everyone had gotten their Pokemon. Ryou took the last Poke ball and opened it. "Syther" the Pokemon said. "That's a Syther. Prof. Elm said. It is a bug type but it is very strong on account of its two scythes." "Oh No." Ryou said. And then Bakura came back out and smiled at the creature. He saw the two scythes and thought about the bloodshed and all the killing he could cause with this Pokemon. "Syther, Attack Yu." But before he could finish he looked over at Tea and over heard what she was saying. "I don't care what you think about Friendship, we are going to be the best friends in the world and." Bakura didn't keep looking so he didn't see the Pokemon knock Tea over once more. All he could think of now was what the blue book had said about eternal doom. "Attack Yu, uh, yu, uh, Yugi's Pokemon yeah that's it not Yugi but his Pokemon." "Growlithe, Flamethrower!" Yugi said. The little dog like creature spit fire from its mouth and knocked the Syther unconscious. "Very Good" Prof. Elm said, "You just had your very first battle." "Well, Now that you all have your Pokemon. Please leave because my Soap Opera is almost on. I Must go see If Sonny has gotten Rick for kidnapping Carly. Oh by the way, here are your Pokedexes. Now leave!" And with that Yugi and the gang left with Ash, Misty, and Brock. They were walking for a good while when a stranger in a cape stopped them. "Yugi, I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle." "Who are you and how do you know my name." "You'll find out in the next Chapter. It's time to battle." "YUGIOHHHHHHH" Yugi said and then transformed into Yami. "I don't know who you are but I will defeat you and when I do you are to reveal you identity to me."
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Joey: I thought you said you were going to let me have Junk Food. Sdrive: Blame that on the Reviewers. Speaking of whom I'm sorry no one guessed what Tea was going to have. Zenryo was the only one who came close. But then again that was his second review. Everyone else thought that it would be something cute and cuddly where as instead it's a fighting type that hates Friendship Speeches. Beware my power. HAHAHAHA. Joey: What was the whole Prof Elm and the Soap Opera thing about. Sdrive: When I was thinking about how I was going to end it I couldn't concentrate because my Mother was talking about her favorite Soap Opera. So while I was writing this, which was at night mind you, I though it would be funny to see how it worked out. Hey, I'm not a Soap Opera Fan in the slightest and I don't think any of my Reviewers are either but if you can guess which Soap Opera that Prof Elm was mentioning you'll get another chance at your character receiving something. Joey:-_- Riiiiiiiiight. Sdrive: Also, If you can Guess who my mystery character is who popped up at the end was then I'll say good job and I'll tell you to give yourself a pat on the back. Thanks again Nadako for the Book usage. I tried to make it sound like something you would right so that it's not too far off from the one in your Bakura's Annoyed Fic. Review Please. Power to the Hikari's.