Sdrive: Hello all. *crickets chirping, and tumbleweed tumbling* where is
every one? Audience Guy One: Sorry were late we just got back from looking at your new story How I Got my Yami. Sdrive: And did you review? ADO: Uhhh.no. Sdrive: hmmm.then go to the Shadow Realm. ADO: *get's sent to the Shadow Realm* Bakura: That's my job WHACK Bakura: x_x Sdrive: You're a good little Hammer. I think I'll name you Bob. Yugi: You named your hammer? Sdrive: Got a problem with that? Yugi: Do you think I do? Sdrive: Why are we playing the Question Game? Yugi: Why Not? Sdrive: Want to meet Bob? Yugi: What do you mean? Sdrive: How about I demonstrate. Yugi: What the F.WHAM *get's hit with Bob* x_x Sdrive: you didn't finish you question, I win ^__^ Yes I am insane. Very insane. Fear Me. Audience Guy Two: We fear you, we fear you. Sdrive: Music to my Ears. Oh. Nadako, you got the Mystery Character right. Good Job now give your self a pat on the back. Hmmm. Time to find someone to do the disclaimer. Oh Pikachu. Pikachu: Pika? Sdrive: Pikachu please do the disclaimer. Pikachu: Pika pika pi, Pikachu, pikapika, chu, pi, Pikachu. Sdrive: Good job now help me take over the world. Pikachu: Pika ^_^ Sdrive: Enjoy.

"Yugi, you and I are going to battle now. Go Poke ball" The cloaked figure threw a Poke ball and out came a Dratini "Go Growlithe" Yami said. Out came the Growlithe and the two Pokemon were ready to face off against each other. "Growlithe Flamethrower" "Dratini, Rage" The Growlithe started to spit fire from its mouth while the Dratini started to attack frantically. "Dodge the blast Dratini" The small dragon swerved away from the fire that had come at it and then went to attack the dog like Pokemon. "Jump Growlithe" The small dog jumped away from the dragon. "Now, Fire Spin" Growlithe shot from its mouth a circle of fire that engulfed the small dragon and made it impossible to get away. "Now Growlithe use Body Slam" As Growlithe came down it smashed its body into the dragon knocking Dratini out. "Nook.I lost." "Now reveal your self to me!" Yami Demanded. Then the cloaked figure took of his cape to reveal Seto Kaiba underneath it. "Seto Kaiba what are you doing here?" Yami asked him. "I was sucked here with Mokuba by an Unown B." "How do you know what a Pokemon is?" "Haven't you ever seen the show?" "They have a show?" "Why wouldn't they?" "Now don't start the Question Game." "Ha I win. I finally beat Yugi at something HAHAHAHA." "I'm not Yugi and you know it." "Oh that's right let me clarify that, I finally Beat Yami at something HAHAHAHA." "That's better, now it's time to duel" "What do you mean duel?" Ash asked them confused. "Just wait and you'll see." Yami replied. And with that he took his dueling deck from his belt and took one of Kaiba's Holo duel disks, the type they used in Battle City. "Now let's duel" "Because I finally defeated you in something I will go first." And with that Kaiba drew his six cards and began to take his turn. (Quick AN: Isis has not taken back the Egyptian God Cards Yet.). 'Alright' Kaiba thought to himself. 'I will win this in no time at all.' I play Lord of Dragons (1200/1100) in attack mode and then I will play the Flute Of Summoning Dragons to bring out George and Jon. Just then two Blue Eyes White Dragons appeared on the grassy field. ROAR George (3000/2500) said. ROAR Jon (3000/2500) said. "You named your Blue Eyes?" "Hey if the Author can name his hammer why can't I name my BEWD? Sdrive: That's violation of the Fourth Wall Mr. Do it two more times and your out of my story. Kaiba: Sorry. -_- Sdrive: On with the fic. "And now I will play one more card face down and then I will end my turn" Kaiba said. "Fine now I will play a monster face down on the field." "Ha now it's my turn. I sacrifice George, Jon, and Steve, to the Graveyard and I play Obelisk The Tormentor (4000/4000). A huge blue monster came from the ground and was over a hundred feet tall. "Wow, that's the biggest thing I have ever seen" "Now attack Yugi's face down card. The monster turned up to show a Feral Imp. Obelisk's huge fist came down on Yami's Feral Imp. The Feral Imp was no match for Obelisk's brute Strength. "No my Feral Imp" Yami said in that fakey little concerned Voice he always does even when he know's he's going to win (kind of Like in his duel against Panic when right before a commercial he was all worried and then when the show came back he was smiling.) I won't give up. As long as I believe in the Heart of the Cards then I will not lose." "That's the spirit Yugi" Tea said 'Believe and then you will.what?" Just then Hitmonlee came out of its Poke ball and kicked Tea Knocking her to the ground 'I must Believe' Yami though to himself. Yami drew his card and it turned out to be Osiris. "Yes I have drawn Osiris" "I thought it was Slifer the Sky Dragon" Tea said. Sdrive: Tea, That's against my rules as to call Osiris by that dumb American given name. Now as the Author I will have Hitmonlee attack you for the rest of the duel. Enjoy. "Wait" Tea said but Hitmonlee started to attack her. 'How will I bring Osiris out?' "I play my swords of revealing light and one monster face down on the field." "Damn Swords. Fine I end my turn." "I play Pot Of Greed. I play one monster face down." "I play a monster face down and end my turn." "I play Soul Exchange sacrificing your face down card and my two face down cards to bring out Osiris." "You have four cards left in your hand so that means that Obelisk and Osiris are both at 4000 attack and defense. "I know that. But next turn there will be nothing you can do to stop my attack I end my turn." "Fine" Kaiba drew his next card. 'Yes this is exactly what I need' Kaiba thought to himself. "I play one card face down and then I will end my turn." "Nooooow, Kaiba be prepared to face my monsters fury." And with that Yami drew his next card. "Not so fast Yami" "What is it now Kaiba?" "I'm activating my face down card." "It won't matter because nothing you play can stop my Egyptian God Card." "Maybe not your God Card but I can certainly stop you.' "Stop talking in riddles Kaiba." "I activate my face down card Time Seal!" "What does that do?" "With the Time Seal Card you cannot draw a card this turn." "Oh No!" "HAHAHAHAHA! I guess Osiris will not be growing stronger this turn." "Urg. I end my turn." "Good." 'I need a way to destroy his Osiris.' Kaiba thought as he drew his card. 'This card will help save some time.' "I play a card face down and then end my turn, as well as ending the effect of your Swords Of Revealing Light." "Now I will draw my card raising Osiris's power to 5000, enough to destroy your Obelisk The Tormenter. Now Osiris Attack!" "Not so fast Yugi" "No. What do you have planned this time?" "I play Negate attack which will end your Battle Phase." "Hmmf, Fine that will also end my turn after I place a card face down returning his Osiris's Power to 4000." Kaiba drew his card and almost died from a heart attack of disbelief. "I play the Magic Card Delinquent Dou." "What does that do?" "With Delinquent Dou I am allowed to randomly discard one card from your hand. And then you must discard one card randomly from your hand. In other words you will lose two cards from you hand and drain Osiris of its power. Your Osiris will fall before my Obelisk." "Oh No!" Commercial: Yugi is stuck in a land with Magical creatures. The thing is they are not Duel Monster's. Kaiba: Your Osiris will fall before my Obelisk. Yami: Go Growlithe attack. Now they have to become Pokemon Masters in order to get out. Ash: We'll help you get out. Team Rocket: we will get those gold items this time. Catch the many chapter Yugioh Special Event, Yugioh Goes Pokemon Here On FFN. End Commercial "Your Osiris will fall before my Obelisk." "Not Today Kaiba" Yami said smiling (Sdrive: See just like against Panic I told you so). "I play Magic Jammer!" "Oh No! That will destroy my Delinquent Duo. I have no other moves so I guess I'll just end my turn." Yami drew his card and said "NOW KAIBA, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LOSE! BY DRAWING MY NEXT CARD I RAISE OSIRIS' POWER TO 5000. NOW OSIRIS ATTACK!!" "NOOOOOOO!!!!" And with that Osiris attacked Obelisk in a brilliant beam of destructive light. "And now during my second Main Phase, I play my Dark Magic Curtain and special summon Dark Magician to the field." "I will play a card in defense mode." "And that will activate Osisir's Second Mouth ability." "Noooo, how could I have forgotten about that?" Osiris's second mouth opened up and blasted Kaiba's face down monster. It was a Battle Ox (1700/1000). "Because it is in defense mode and its defense is weaker than 2000 your Battle Ox is destroyed." "No. There's nothing I can do. Go" "Now Osiris and Dark Magician, attack Kaiba's Life Points Directly. And with that Osiris attacked with a brilliant beam of light and Dark Magician attacked using its cool staff." DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE, The Computer calculator said in Kaiba's Duel Disk as his Life Points Dropped to Zero. And with that the holographic images disappeared and Yami turned around to see Ash, Misty, and Brock with their mouths wide open. "That was extremely cool" Ash said. Yami changed back into Yugi and went over to Ash. "Maybe you should try to start dueling." "That would be cool. But I don't have a deck." "What did you say?" Joey asked. "I don't have a deck, of Duel Monster cards." "Oh ok." Everyone thinks for a moment before finally feeling extremely sick. "Ra Joey you have a sick mind, even sicker than Bakura." Ryou said. Just then everyone except Ryou, Ash, Misty, and Brock all gasped. "Did Ryou just swear?" Yugi asked "Sounded like it to me." Joey said. "Ra is not a swear, it's just not a nice thing to say that is all." Ryou said. "Well I think that frie." "Stop Tea, you know what happens whenever you start talking about friendship and the heart of the cards and how friends." Of course right on cue Hitmonlee came out of its Poke Ball and hit Yugi. "Ow what did you do that for?" Yugi asked quite annoyed. "HAHAHAHAHA" "Prepare for trouble" "And make it double." "To protect the world from devastation" "To unite all people within our nation" "Okay you can stop with the motto now" Ash said. "To denounce the evils of truth and love" "STOP ALREADY!" Ash screamed at Team Rocket. "To extend our reach to the star's above" "Syther" "WHAT?" everyone said in unison. "Now Syther use your sharp scythes and destroy these fool's balloon." Bakura said in place of Ryou. "Syther" the Pokemon said and with that tore the Balloon up. "Team Rocket's blasting off agaiiiinnnnnnnnn" "Wobbufet" the blobby blue Pokemon said. There was a star when they went too far away and a DING. "I have no time for foolish mortals like those." Bakura said. "Those guy's are idiots" Kaiba said. Everyone looked back at Kaiba forgetting that he was there. "Well I guess we will have to work together in order to get out of here." Yugi said. "Unfortunately I think your right." Kaiba said. "Now about teaching me how to duel" Ash said SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST "Jesse" "James" "Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light" "Surrender now or prepare to fight" "Meowth that's right" "Now we lost to some white haired kid." Jesse said. "It's bad enough losing to the twerps." "Hey did any one notice those Gold necklaces around the small kid with the porcupine hair and the kid with the white hair and the anger problems." "He Yeah I say we swipe em'" Meowth said. "I could use the money to buy rare expensive bottle caps" James said" "And I could buy a hot spring." "BWHAHAHAHAHAHA" they all said in unison.

Sdrive: What did you think? Kaiba: I think you have some serious problems. Sdrive: I mean about the story. Bakura: If you bring those Team Rocket people back again I will kill you. Sdrive: You can't do that I'm the author. Bakura: Then I will take over the story. Sdrive: No, I don't think you will. Bakura: I will be a better Sdrive then you. Sdrive: -_- Bakura: I will-*gets hit with Bob* Sdrive: Ah much better. Bakura: x_x Sdrive: Now Pikachu, let's see about taking over the world HAHAHA Giovanni: *at Giovanni's secret lab* So you want to take over the world Sdrive: Yes ^__^ Pikachu: Pika^__^ Giovanni: Well if you're better than those three idiots I have. Sdrive: Oh we will be.

THANKS: Nadako: You are great, you have reviewed me for all chapters, even if your reviews got erased because of FFN. Thank you for you inspiration and for constantly reviewing. It's people like you who have made me keep writing this. Of Course you can use How Not to Kill the Pharaoh and His Hikari. I would be honored if you did.

Joey Wheeler Fan: Um, thanks for loving it. I'm not sure if I can kill Kaiba in this. I kind of need him and he's sort of important in this story. Maybe in another Story.

Mina-Chan AMD: You have reviewed more than once so I Salute You *salutes Mina-chan AMD* keep reviewing.

Everyone else: Some people review and others don't. Nadako has reviewed for every chapter but thank you every one who reads this and reviews. Sdrive: Keep reviewing. Power to the Hikari's.