The True Dark Side Of Kai
Authors Note:
Kurai: This chapter was almost as fun to write as Cry Fatty Cry. Enjoy. ; )
"I like your hair, Hilary. It's so pretty." Kai sat next to Hilary on the couch as Max continued to play Pokemon sitting in a recliner. Rei and Tyson were sitting on the couch in front of the TV, and Kenny was busy typing on Dizzi in the kitchen. Rei had explained the circumstances to Hilary surrounding the whole disease thing.
"Why thank you, Kai. You're such a sweet kid." Tyson gave a quick and short snort of laughter. Hilary glared at him.
"Tyson! You could learn a lot from Kai. He's actually a very nice boy now. Why do we need to change him back again?" Rei sighed as Tyson burst into a fit of giggles.
"He's our team captain, not to mention one of the best beybladers in the world. We need him back as a teenager so he can actually compete in the tournaments with us."
"We wouldn't be a...Go PIKACHU! KILL THAT FUCKER! I mean; we wouldn't be a proper team without Kai. He's the best player on the team." Max piped up from the couch.
"Plus his grandfather would have a fit." Rei put in. Kai looked up at Hilary with big puppy dog eyes, making Tyson giggle even harder.
"Hilary? Since you're so nice and beautiful, can I have a hug from you?" Tyson burst out laughing at the whole nice part.
"Aaaaawwww. You're so adorable, Kai. How can I say no?" Hilary leaned forward and gave chibi Kai a big hug. Unknown to everybody, including Hilary, when Kai hugged her back, he unhooked the gold chain that was around her neck. When Hilary stopped hugging him, he brought his arms down, hiding the chain from everyone's view. Kai beamed up at Hilary, before jumping off of the couch and casually walked over to where Tyson and Rei were sitting. He jumped up on the couch and gave Tyson a huge hug, but as he did this, he hooked Hilary's chain around Tyson's neck.
"You're my best friend, Tyson." Kai pulled away, then gave Rei an even bigger hug, stealing Drigger and Dranzer from his pocket in the process.
"You're my bestest friend, Rei." He jumped off the couch and tottered over to Max drunkenly, trying to act his cutest. Kai gave Max a hug, stealing Draceil, a piece of gum, and a large jawbreaker out of Max's pocket in the process.
"You're my bestest friend to, Max." Kai made his way for the kitchen.
"I'm gonna have a snack." He wandered tipsily into the kitchen, waiting for his magic to work. He decided to light the fuse.
"Hey, Tyson!" Kai's head appeared in the kitchen doorway. "Nice golden chain!" He darted back into the kitchen as the others took notice to the new accessory Tyson had around his neck.
"Tyson! That's my necklace!" Hilary's angry voice was heard.
"What? HEY! This isn't even mine! I don't know how I got it!"
"I can tell you! You stole it from me!"
"What? I did not you liar!"
"Then how did you get it?"
"I don't know! I didn't have it on until Kai went into the kitchen!"
"Then you did have it, you just weren't wearing it!"
"That's not true! Here. Take the stupid thing back!"
"It's not stupid! And you're not getting off the hook that easily, mister. You stole my necklace!"
"I did not! I don't steal! Take the piece of crap back now! I'm getting sick of looking at it!"
"I'm getting sick of looking at you!" Kai came casually strolling into the living room with a froot by the foot dangling out of his mouth.
"Nice come back. Why don't you go get your hair done again. You sure could use it, you stupid girl!" Kai pretended to get mad.
"TYSON! You can't talk to Hilary like that! If you call Hilary stupid, then you're just insulting yourself, seeing on how she's twenty times smarter than you'll ever be. And she's not ugly. She's very pretty! You could lose a few pounds yourself." Tyson, who had been standing up when he yelled at Hilary, who was also standing up, whirled on Kai.
"Stay the fuck out of this, you little ass kisser!" Kai was starting to actually boil over now. No one calls him an ass kisser and gets away with it. He gritted his teeth and gave Tyson a major death glare, but before he could say anything, Rei intervened.
"Kai, have you brushed your teeth yet?"
"No." He spat at Rei without breaking his death glare.
"Then go to the upstairs bathroom and do it." Kai turned and headed up the stairs without further argument, ignoring Tyson's cool 'can't touch this' smirk. Tyson was about to pay the ultimate price for disturbing Kai's fun. When Kai was all the way up the stairs, Rei backhanded Tyson across the face.
"Don't give Kai any trouble. Remember the neighborhood he had to grow up in? You saw the place. It was a dump. You also know what his grandfather is like, so this is like a big break for him. A kid like that should never have had to go through what he had to." Hilary snatched her necklace from Tyson and sat back down.
"That's terrible. No wonder he's so cold now. He was so sweet and innocent as a child."
Upstairs
"A spoonful of red dye; makes Tyson's hair; go pink." Kai sang to the toon of the Marry Poppins song a spoonful of sugar. He had just finished brushing his teeth with his toothbrush, then scrubbed out the bathtub, toilet, sink, and garbage can with Tyson's toothbrush. Now he was putting a special red dye in Tyson's shampoo.
"All done!" Kai recapped the shampoo bottle and put it back on the shelf in the shower. He then made his way to Tyson's bedroom. Dishes. Dishes as far as the eye could see. Kai had to literally wad through a sea of dirty clothes and dirty dishes as soon as he had entered Tyson's bedroom. When he finally managed to make his way over to Tyson's bedside table, which was also covered with piles of dirty dishes, Kai just managed, some how, to find a big enough, not dirty, place to put Drigger and Draceil. He then turned around and slowly made his way out of Tyson's room.
Downstairs
"Bite his freakin head off! Kill him! Kill that asshole!"
"Uh, would someone please take that damned thing away from Max? It might turn him into Kai." Hilary warily eyed Max as he pressed buttons on his gameboy in a psychotic and frantic way. Tyson shuddered.
"Another Kai? How freaky. That would be hell." Rei snickered.
"Only for you Tyson. You'd have to train extra hard just to avoid getting killed after pissing both of them off." Tyson went as white as a sheet.
"Extra training? B-but; that's...evil. How could anyone pull that off?" Hilary rolled her eyes.
"It's not that hard, Tyson. You just have to work harder." Tyson glared at the wall.
"I don't wanna." Kai came bouncing down the stairs with a psychotic grin on his face. He clutched something tightly in his fist as he came into the living room.
"Ha, ha, Rei! I got Dranzer!" Rei, stunned by this sudden change in attitude, checked his pocket only to find it wasn't there.
"Kai, give that here. That is not a toy." Kai inspected his blade with a raised eyebrow.
"It sure the hell looks like a toy, with sharp pointy edges. This is my kinda toy!" Kai grinned maliciously.
"Uh, what happened to our sweet and innocent Kai all of a sudden?" Max cautiously peeked from behind his gameboy.
"Tyson!" Hilary bellowed at Tyson. "This is all your fault! If you hadn't called Kai a name and made him angry, he would still be cute and cuddly. Apologize right this minute!" Tyson looked livid.
"You want me to what?"
"You heard me, Granger. Now do it or you'll be stuck with evil Kai for the rest of the day!" Tyson sighed.
"Fine. Kai. I'm sorry for calling you an ass kisser and making you mad. There, I said it. You can stop being evil now." Kai had no idea what the hell they were talking about, but decided to go along with this theory. He had already kind of blown his cover, so this whole Dr. Jeckal, Mr. Hyde thing would be a great cover up.
"Apowogy accepted." Kai put on a cute and innocent smile, winning over everyone's heart in the room, except for Tyson of course.
"Aaaaaawwwww. He's soooooo cute!" Hilary squealed. "I wish he was this way as teenager. I'd so go out with him then." Rei, Max and Tyson exchanged horrified glances about the idea of a "Theafyed" Kai. (You know, Thea off of Yu-gi-oh. She's obsessed with friendship and always really happy in case you didn't know.)
"You know, we should start to think of a way to turn him back. Any ideas on how you make Kai cry?" Rei tried to change the subject a bit. The whole idea of normal happy Kai was really starting to creep him out. (It's also creeping Kurai out, so we'll move along then.) Tyson thought for a second.
"How about we try, taking Dranzer away from him." Rei and Max exchanged frightened glances. "That's like suggesting to steal food from a starved, crazed, rabifyed raccoon." Max whispered to Rei. "Make Tyson do it. Make Tyson do it." Rei smirked and nodded. He turned to Tyson. "Alright, Tyson. Since it was your idea, then you should have the honors of testing out your theory yourself." Tyson had an uneasy feeling about the huge smirk on Rei's face and the anxious look in Max's eyes, but being Tyson and all, he decided to give it a try. He got up and walked over to where Kai was still standing. He snatched Kai's wrist up and started to try and pry his fingers open. Surprisingly enough, taking Dranzer away from Kai was exactly the same as trying to steal food from a starved, crazed, rabifyed raccoon. Kai jumped at Tyson's arm and sunk his teeth deep into Tyson's wrist. He dug his nails into Tyson's arm and hand and continued his hold on Tyson's wrist, who was screaming with pain. Kai sunk his teeth in further, growling as though he were threatening to rip Tyson's whole arm off. Rei clutched his sides and leaned his head back, laughing as tears of immense laughter rolled down his face. Max had been laughing so hard; he had fallen off of the recliner backwards and landed on his back on the floor with his feet still on the arm of the recliner. Max was to busy laughing to take any notice to his fall. Hilary was to horrified to move. Her eyes went huge and her mouth gaped open. Tyson let go of Kai's arm and had fallen to the ground; causing Max and Rei to laugh even harder. Kai let go of Tyson's wrist and jumped back, landing on all fours, baring his teeth and growling. He blinked, then wiped the blood off of his mouth and stood up, smiling. "Heh, heh, heh. I haven't bitten someone that hard for a while now. Thanks Tyson!" Tyson, horrified, clutched his wrist as tears rolled down his face. He turned and ran upstairs noisily to the bathroom. "I'm (sob) just gonna (sniff) take a shower." He stuttered as he bumbled up the stairs and began to cry like a three year old. Kai smiled maliciously and rubbed his hands together. "Excellent." Max clambered back onto the recliner and Rei sat up properly, both trying to stop laughing. Hilary finally found her voice. "What are you two laughing at? Tyson could have gotten seriously injured!" Max wiped away tears of joy. "Exactly. Tyson could have gotten seriously injured." Realization finally struck Hilary. "Ooooooohhhhhh. I guess then it would be, heh heh, hilarious!" Hilary started to giggle as Max and Rei snickered at her stupidity. Kai wandered into the kitchen to get a snack and came back out with yet another froot by the foot. Max went back to playing his gameboy and Rei turned on the TV to the Tree House channel. Kai, who was sitting in Tyson's spot, froze as the Big Comfy Couch theme song started playing. A look of terror swept across Kai's face. "Change it. NOW!" He commanded without looking at Rei. Rei smirked. "What's wrong, Kai? Does this channel scare you?" Kai shook his head. "No. Of course not." He closed his eyes and concentrated hard. "Must. Fight it. I have to. Fight. It. Can't. Give. In. GAAAAA!" Kai leaped over the coffee table and landed right in front of the TV. He sat there, staring at the screen; which was about a centimeter away from his face, as if in a trance. "Change it! Before it consumes my mind!" Max and Hilary exchanged nervous glances as Rei changed the channel to Potatoes And Dragons. Kai sat back with a sigh of relief. "Their mind control almost got me this time. That was close." A pink haired Tyson came walking down the stairs brushing his teeth sleepily. Max started giggling, as Rei and Hilary exchanged quizzical glances, before bursting into laughter. Tyson raised an eyebrow at them. "Okay? Uh, Rei, Max, did one of you use my toothbrush, or do something to the toothpaste as a joke? It tastes kinda funny." Kai started to giggle, an evil grin sweeping across his face. "No Tyson. I think you need a mirror though." Max chuckled. "Okay? What the hell are you laughing about? And why does my toothbrush taste funny?" "I used it." Kai piped up. Tyson stared horrifically at his toothbrush. "You did what!? You just got a new one!" Kai rolled his eyes. "Why would I use my toothbrush to scrub out the toilet, bathtub, sink, and to clean the garbage can out? Are you dumb? I put that thing in my mouth." Tyson dropped his toothbrush. "You used my toothbrush to clean out the bathroom? My TOOTHBRUSH!" Kai put on very convincing but fake puppy dog eyes. "I only wanted to help. I just wanted to make the bathroom clean." Hilary glared at Tyson. "Apologize now. He was only trying to help. Kai doesn't know any better. He's just a kid right now." "Why should I apologize??!! He used my toothbrush to clean out the toilet! And he didn't tell me! Why should I apologize?" Kai pretended to look sad. "I didn't mean to. I was just trying to help." Hilary gave Tyson a huge death glare. "Apologize. Now!" Tyson sulked. "Fine. Sorry I yelled at you." Tyson picked up his toothbrush and went to throw it away in the kitchen garbage can, when Rei called after him, "Dude, you really need new hair dye. You look like a fat chick!" Tyson froze. "What do you mean, hair dye? I didn't dye my hair." Max chuckled. "Go look in a mirror. You're ten times uglier than usual today. And that's saying a lot." Tyson glared at Max as he made his way for the stairs. A couple minutes later, Tyson's voice was heard above all else. "OH MY GOD! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" Everyone downstairs burst out into laughter. "Well, now we know that Tyson dyes his hair blue. Looks like he bought the wrong kinda dye this time." Max laughed. Kai smirked evilly. "Wasn't me."
End Note:
Kurai: Heh, heh, heh. Hope you enjoyed. I got the whole steal Dranzer from Kai idea from Hazel-Beka. Thanks for the great idea, already it didn't go quite well for Tyson, but hey. What fun would that have been? This will be the last chapter I write for a while, a couple weeks to be exact, so don't get discouraged if this story isn't updated in a while. Here are the ppl who reviewed the last two chapters. Tika the Fire Goddess- Chibi Kai, YAY!
Hazel-Beka- Well, now you know why Kai is so sadistic. Thanks for the indirect idea about how to torture Tyson.
Jouka no Kou- Glad you like!!
Fireli'leana- Thank you. Your bro has some pretty cool quotes.
NettikGirl- Glad you like. One question though; evil molto?
Fallen Pheonix- I "tried" to tone down on some of the swearing.
Kurai: Well, R&R plz. Kurai out.
Authors Note:
Kurai: This chapter was almost as fun to write as Cry Fatty Cry. Enjoy. ; )
"I like your hair, Hilary. It's so pretty." Kai sat next to Hilary on the couch as Max continued to play Pokemon sitting in a recliner. Rei and Tyson were sitting on the couch in front of the TV, and Kenny was busy typing on Dizzi in the kitchen. Rei had explained the circumstances to Hilary surrounding the whole disease thing.
"Why thank you, Kai. You're such a sweet kid." Tyson gave a quick and short snort of laughter. Hilary glared at him.
"Tyson! You could learn a lot from Kai. He's actually a very nice boy now. Why do we need to change him back again?" Rei sighed as Tyson burst into a fit of giggles.
"He's our team captain, not to mention one of the best beybladers in the world. We need him back as a teenager so he can actually compete in the tournaments with us."
"We wouldn't be a...Go PIKACHU! KILL THAT FUCKER! I mean; we wouldn't be a proper team without Kai. He's the best player on the team." Max piped up from the couch.
"Plus his grandfather would have a fit." Rei put in. Kai looked up at Hilary with big puppy dog eyes, making Tyson giggle even harder.
"Hilary? Since you're so nice and beautiful, can I have a hug from you?" Tyson burst out laughing at the whole nice part.
"Aaaaawwww. You're so adorable, Kai. How can I say no?" Hilary leaned forward and gave chibi Kai a big hug. Unknown to everybody, including Hilary, when Kai hugged her back, he unhooked the gold chain that was around her neck. When Hilary stopped hugging him, he brought his arms down, hiding the chain from everyone's view. Kai beamed up at Hilary, before jumping off of the couch and casually walked over to where Tyson and Rei were sitting. He jumped up on the couch and gave Tyson a huge hug, but as he did this, he hooked Hilary's chain around Tyson's neck.
"You're my best friend, Tyson." Kai pulled away, then gave Rei an even bigger hug, stealing Drigger and Dranzer from his pocket in the process.
"You're my bestest friend, Rei." He jumped off the couch and tottered over to Max drunkenly, trying to act his cutest. Kai gave Max a hug, stealing Draceil, a piece of gum, and a large jawbreaker out of Max's pocket in the process.
"You're my bestest friend to, Max." Kai made his way for the kitchen.
"I'm gonna have a snack." He wandered tipsily into the kitchen, waiting for his magic to work. He decided to light the fuse.
"Hey, Tyson!" Kai's head appeared in the kitchen doorway. "Nice golden chain!" He darted back into the kitchen as the others took notice to the new accessory Tyson had around his neck.
"Tyson! That's my necklace!" Hilary's angry voice was heard.
"What? HEY! This isn't even mine! I don't know how I got it!"
"I can tell you! You stole it from me!"
"What? I did not you liar!"
"Then how did you get it?"
"I don't know! I didn't have it on until Kai went into the kitchen!"
"Then you did have it, you just weren't wearing it!"
"That's not true! Here. Take the stupid thing back!"
"It's not stupid! And you're not getting off the hook that easily, mister. You stole my necklace!"
"I did not! I don't steal! Take the piece of crap back now! I'm getting sick of looking at it!"
"I'm getting sick of looking at you!" Kai came casually strolling into the living room with a froot by the foot dangling out of his mouth.
"Nice come back. Why don't you go get your hair done again. You sure could use it, you stupid girl!" Kai pretended to get mad.
"TYSON! You can't talk to Hilary like that! If you call Hilary stupid, then you're just insulting yourself, seeing on how she's twenty times smarter than you'll ever be. And she's not ugly. She's very pretty! You could lose a few pounds yourself." Tyson, who had been standing up when he yelled at Hilary, who was also standing up, whirled on Kai.
"Stay the fuck out of this, you little ass kisser!" Kai was starting to actually boil over now. No one calls him an ass kisser and gets away with it. He gritted his teeth and gave Tyson a major death glare, but before he could say anything, Rei intervened.
"Kai, have you brushed your teeth yet?"
"No." He spat at Rei without breaking his death glare.
"Then go to the upstairs bathroom and do it." Kai turned and headed up the stairs without further argument, ignoring Tyson's cool 'can't touch this' smirk. Tyson was about to pay the ultimate price for disturbing Kai's fun. When Kai was all the way up the stairs, Rei backhanded Tyson across the face.
"Don't give Kai any trouble. Remember the neighborhood he had to grow up in? You saw the place. It was a dump. You also know what his grandfather is like, so this is like a big break for him. A kid like that should never have had to go through what he had to." Hilary snatched her necklace from Tyson and sat back down.
"That's terrible. No wonder he's so cold now. He was so sweet and innocent as a child."
Upstairs
"A spoonful of red dye; makes Tyson's hair; go pink." Kai sang to the toon of the Marry Poppins song a spoonful of sugar. He had just finished brushing his teeth with his toothbrush, then scrubbed out the bathtub, toilet, sink, and garbage can with Tyson's toothbrush. Now he was putting a special red dye in Tyson's shampoo.
"All done!" Kai recapped the shampoo bottle and put it back on the shelf in the shower. He then made his way to Tyson's bedroom. Dishes. Dishes as far as the eye could see. Kai had to literally wad through a sea of dirty clothes and dirty dishes as soon as he had entered Tyson's bedroom. When he finally managed to make his way over to Tyson's bedside table, which was also covered with piles of dirty dishes, Kai just managed, some how, to find a big enough, not dirty, place to put Drigger and Draceil. He then turned around and slowly made his way out of Tyson's room.
Downstairs
"Bite his freakin head off! Kill him! Kill that asshole!"
"Uh, would someone please take that damned thing away from Max? It might turn him into Kai." Hilary warily eyed Max as he pressed buttons on his gameboy in a psychotic and frantic way. Tyson shuddered.
"Another Kai? How freaky. That would be hell." Rei snickered.
"Only for you Tyson. You'd have to train extra hard just to avoid getting killed after pissing both of them off." Tyson went as white as a sheet.
"Extra training? B-but; that's...evil. How could anyone pull that off?" Hilary rolled her eyes.
"It's not that hard, Tyson. You just have to work harder." Tyson glared at the wall.
"I don't wanna." Kai came bouncing down the stairs with a psychotic grin on his face. He clutched something tightly in his fist as he came into the living room.
"Ha, ha, Rei! I got Dranzer!" Rei, stunned by this sudden change in attitude, checked his pocket only to find it wasn't there.
"Kai, give that here. That is not a toy." Kai inspected his blade with a raised eyebrow.
"It sure the hell looks like a toy, with sharp pointy edges. This is my kinda toy!" Kai grinned maliciously.
"Uh, what happened to our sweet and innocent Kai all of a sudden?" Max cautiously peeked from behind his gameboy.
"Tyson!" Hilary bellowed at Tyson. "This is all your fault! If you hadn't called Kai a name and made him angry, he would still be cute and cuddly. Apologize right this minute!" Tyson looked livid.
"You want me to what?"
"You heard me, Granger. Now do it or you'll be stuck with evil Kai for the rest of the day!" Tyson sighed.
"Fine. Kai. I'm sorry for calling you an ass kisser and making you mad. There, I said it. You can stop being evil now." Kai had no idea what the hell they were talking about, but decided to go along with this theory. He had already kind of blown his cover, so this whole Dr. Jeckal, Mr. Hyde thing would be a great cover up.
"Apowogy accepted." Kai put on a cute and innocent smile, winning over everyone's heart in the room, except for Tyson of course.
"Aaaaaawwwww. He's soooooo cute!" Hilary squealed. "I wish he was this way as teenager. I'd so go out with him then." Rei, Max and Tyson exchanged horrified glances about the idea of a "Theafyed" Kai. (You know, Thea off of Yu-gi-oh. She's obsessed with friendship and always really happy in case you didn't know.)
"You know, we should start to think of a way to turn him back. Any ideas on how you make Kai cry?" Rei tried to change the subject a bit. The whole idea of normal happy Kai was really starting to creep him out. (It's also creeping Kurai out, so we'll move along then.) Tyson thought for a second.
"How about we try, taking Dranzer away from him." Rei and Max exchanged frightened glances. "That's like suggesting to steal food from a starved, crazed, rabifyed raccoon." Max whispered to Rei. "Make Tyson do it. Make Tyson do it." Rei smirked and nodded. He turned to Tyson. "Alright, Tyson. Since it was your idea, then you should have the honors of testing out your theory yourself." Tyson had an uneasy feeling about the huge smirk on Rei's face and the anxious look in Max's eyes, but being Tyson and all, he decided to give it a try. He got up and walked over to where Kai was still standing. He snatched Kai's wrist up and started to try and pry his fingers open. Surprisingly enough, taking Dranzer away from Kai was exactly the same as trying to steal food from a starved, crazed, rabifyed raccoon. Kai jumped at Tyson's arm and sunk his teeth deep into Tyson's wrist. He dug his nails into Tyson's arm and hand and continued his hold on Tyson's wrist, who was screaming with pain. Kai sunk his teeth in further, growling as though he were threatening to rip Tyson's whole arm off. Rei clutched his sides and leaned his head back, laughing as tears of immense laughter rolled down his face. Max had been laughing so hard; he had fallen off of the recliner backwards and landed on his back on the floor with his feet still on the arm of the recliner. Max was to busy laughing to take any notice to his fall. Hilary was to horrified to move. Her eyes went huge and her mouth gaped open. Tyson let go of Kai's arm and had fallen to the ground; causing Max and Rei to laugh even harder. Kai let go of Tyson's wrist and jumped back, landing on all fours, baring his teeth and growling. He blinked, then wiped the blood off of his mouth and stood up, smiling. "Heh, heh, heh. I haven't bitten someone that hard for a while now. Thanks Tyson!" Tyson, horrified, clutched his wrist as tears rolled down his face. He turned and ran upstairs noisily to the bathroom. "I'm (sob) just gonna (sniff) take a shower." He stuttered as he bumbled up the stairs and began to cry like a three year old. Kai smiled maliciously and rubbed his hands together. "Excellent." Max clambered back onto the recliner and Rei sat up properly, both trying to stop laughing. Hilary finally found her voice. "What are you two laughing at? Tyson could have gotten seriously injured!" Max wiped away tears of joy. "Exactly. Tyson could have gotten seriously injured." Realization finally struck Hilary. "Ooooooohhhhhh. I guess then it would be, heh heh, hilarious!" Hilary started to giggle as Max and Rei snickered at her stupidity. Kai wandered into the kitchen to get a snack and came back out with yet another froot by the foot. Max went back to playing his gameboy and Rei turned on the TV to the Tree House channel. Kai, who was sitting in Tyson's spot, froze as the Big Comfy Couch theme song started playing. A look of terror swept across Kai's face. "Change it. NOW!" He commanded without looking at Rei. Rei smirked. "What's wrong, Kai? Does this channel scare you?" Kai shook his head. "No. Of course not." He closed his eyes and concentrated hard. "Must. Fight it. I have to. Fight. It. Can't. Give. In. GAAAAA!" Kai leaped over the coffee table and landed right in front of the TV. He sat there, staring at the screen; which was about a centimeter away from his face, as if in a trance. "Change it! Before it consumes my mind!" Max and Hilary exchanged nervous glances as Rei changed the channel to Potatoes And Dragons. Kai sat back with a sigh of relief. "Their mind control almost got me this time. That was close." A pink haired Tyson came walking down the stairs brushing his teeth sleepily. Max started giggling, as Rei and Hilary exchanged quizzical glances, before bursting into laughter. Tyson raised an eyebrow at them. "Okay? Uh, Rei, Max, did one of you use my toothbrush, or do something to the toothpaste as a joke? It tastes kinda funny." Kai started to giggle, an evil grin sweeping across his face. "No Tyson. I think you need a mirror though." Max chuckled. "Okay? What the hell are you laughing about? And why does my toothbrush taste funny?" "I used it." Kai piped up. Tyson stared horrifically at his toothbrush. "You did what!? You just got a new one!" Kai rolled his eyes. "Why would I use my toothbrush to scrub out the toilet, bathtub, sink, and to clean the garbage can out? Are you dumb? I put that thing in my mouth." Tyson dropped his toothbrush. "You used my toothbrush to clean out the bathroom? My TOOTHBRUSH!" Kai put on very convincing but fake puppy dog eyes. "I only wanted to help. I just wanted to make the bathroom clean." Hilary glared at Tyson. "Apologize now. He was only trying to help. Kai doesn't know any better. He's just a kid right now." "Why should I apologize??!! He used my toothbrush to clean out the toilet! And he didn't tell me! Why should I apologize?" Kai pretended to look sad. "I didn't mean to. I was just trying to help." Hilary gave Tyson a huge death glare. "Apologize. Now!" Tyson sulked. "Fine. Sorry I yelled at you." Tyson picked up his toothbrush and went to throw it away in the kitchen garbage can, when Rei called after him, "Dude, you really need new hair dye. You look like a fat chick!" Tyson froze. "What do you mean, hair dye? I didn't dye my hair." Max chuckled. "Go look in a mirror. You're ten times uglier than usual today. And that's saying a lot." Tyson glared at Max as he made his way for the stairs. A couple minutes later, Tyson's voice was heard above all else. "OH MY GOD! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" Everyone downstairs burst out into laughter. "Well, now we know that Tyson dyes his hair blue. Looks like he bought the wrong kinda dye this time." Max laughed. Kai smirked evilly. "Wasn't me."
End Note:
Kurai: Heh, heh, heh. Hope you enjoyed. I got the whole steal Dranzer from Kai idea from Hazel-Beka. Thanks for the great idea, already it didn't go quite well for Tyson, but hey. What fun would that have been? This will be the last chapter I write for a while, a couple weeks to be exact, so don't get discouraged if this story isn't updated in a while. Here are the ppl who reviewed the last two chapters. Tika the Fire Goddess- Chibi Kai, YAY!
Hazel-Beka- Well, now you know why Kai is so sadistic. Thanks for the indirect idea about how to torture Tyson.
Jouka no Kou- Glad you like!!
Fireli'leana- Thank you. Your bro has some pretty cool quotes.
NettikGirl- Glad you like. One question though; evil molto?
Fallen Pheonix- I "tried" to tone down on some of the swearing.
Kurai: Well, R&R plz. Kurai out.