Blaze was standing over her cot, looking through her backpack, but she was
wearing nothing but a towel tightly wrapped around her, and her boots (hee,
hee, don't wanna get her feet dirty walking back to the tent). (An: Lol I
made it sound like there was a severed head hanging from the ceiling. But
no, its just lil ole blaze in a towel, and nothing else. Except her boots.)
" Glasses.. Where are my glasses." She murmured taking some junk out of her backpack. She found them, put them on, and looked up, spotting Squid staring at her form the doorway.
" Oh, God, GET OUT!!! OUT OUT OUT!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERT!!!!!!" She screamed, clutching her towel more tightly around her. " AND IF YOU EVER BREATHE A WORD OF WHAT YOU SAW JUST NOW, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!! NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!!!!" She yelled, every word dripping with venom. Squid backed out of the tent, fell over the steps, but scrambled to get up and ran back to the Wreck Room.
" Did you find her?" Zig asked as Squid sat back down near the fan.
" Yeah. But I suggest you not go see her right now." Squid panted.
" Well, why, I mean, I sent you to go see where she is so that I could go see her," Zig whined.
" Well . I'll tell you, but you have to act like you don't know," Squid said, a hint of worry in his voice.
" Ok, dude, I'll act like I don't know, just tell me!!!!" Zigzag said, the patience in his voice wearing thin.
" Well. when I walked into the tent she was there." Squid's voice faded off, even with his Big Mouth Quality, he couldn't get this out in words (A/N: I love that Big Mouth Quality, don't you?).
" Dude, c'mon, spit it out, why cant I go see Blaze?" Zigzag prodded Squid until he finally answered.
" Okay, when I walked into G- Tent, I saw Blaze standing over her bed." Squid faded off again, but Zig punched him hard in the shoulder, his eyes wide, " And she was wearing nothing but a towel. There, I said it," He said quickly, letting out the whole stream of words in one breath.
" Dude!" Zigzag said, a hint of Jealousy in his voice and a twinkle of anger in his eyes, " I knew I should have gone myself!!!!" He turned back to the TV and Squid could tell the gears in his head were turning, but he didn't know it was to plot revenge against Blaze (A/N: I dunno why it wasn't Squid, but the gears of crazy people just work funny. Crazy ppl rule and are hott!). X- Ray invited Squid to a match of pool against him, so he got off the couch and left Zig to his plotting.
A few minutes later, Blaze came in, her hair still wet. She sat down beside Zig, who smiled at her presence.
" Hey Blaze," Zig said simply, " If you wanted to get revenge on some one, what would you do?"
" Uhm. that's a toughie. Well as the Joker says, ' I will hurt those you love most,'" Blaze imitated him by leaning back on the couch, steepling her fingers and putting the biggest cheesiest smile possible on her face.
" Ah, I see." Zigzag said, copying Blazes' pose.
Blaze had been 'sleeping' on the cough this whole time, and heard Squid tell Zig about the towel incident, and everything else.
" Everyone here are idiots," Bleach said, also copying their pose, but still in the sleeping look.
" Hullo there Bleach! Off in La La Land for a while there, eh? Eh?" Blaze said, lightly punching Bleach in the stomach.
" Bringing out the Canadian in you, eh? Eh?" Bleach mocking her. Blaze just stuck out her tongue and went to watch the pool game that was now between X- Ray, Armpit, Squid, and Magnet.
" Aug, my hair takes forever and a half to dry!" Blaze complained, pulling her hair over her shoulders, leaving orange wet spots on the shoulder part of her jumpsuit.
" Mousse and Hair Dryer, I keep telling you!" Barbie exclaimed, " It gives it volume. C'mon," She said pulling Blaze up from her seat, " We're gonna go do your hair, and maybe your make up."
" O make up. Yippee," Blaze said in a very sarcastic tone.
" That's just like you," X- Ray yelled at Barbie from the pool table. " Always giving people tips about how they should look and act."
" They're tips, that's all," Barbie said, narrowing her eyes at X- Ray. " Geez. Who lit your tampon on fire?"
" Only girls need tampons," X- Ray said, then realizing what she meant (AN: Yes Meisha I know it means: Why are you so pissy, but you only say that to girls, yeah.), " Are you calling me a girl?"
" Maybe I am," Barbie said, examining her nails. " I mean, you don't fight like the other guys, like a girl would. You always side with Mr. Sir or Mom, like a girl would. And you're just not as manly as the other guys, like a girl."
X-ray, Totally insulted, lunged at Barbie, flying. A circle formed around them and Blaze was trying to break them up. It wasn't working.
" What, so now your gonna hit a girl?" Barbie said, throwing up her hands in a gangster gesture.
" If it shows her right, then yeah," X- Ray spat, and threw a punch, which collided with Barbie's jawbone.
Barbie's punch connected with X- Rays eye, which he clutched, and howled in pain. He leapt at Barbie and there was a flurry of punches and kicks and it only parted when Barbie's foot had connected with X- Rays balls, because yes, he is a boy. They both rolled away from each other and X- Ray howled in pain, clutching his manly hood, as it turns out Barbie had won the fight.
The circle diminished and slowly people went going about their own business, even Barbie and X-ray. A black eye started to form on X- Ray's face, and a small bruise appeared on Barbie's Cheek.
" No worries," Barbie said, flinching as she ran her finger across the bruise, " Nothing a little cover up can't cover up." She went to go to the tent to put the cover up on, making Blaze come with her so she could do her hair and Make Up after wards. Bleach came with them to see how Meisha did make up.
Barbie had a battery charged Hair Dryer, Curler, and anything else electric that had to do with hair. The irony of it all is that Blaze looked like she had gone to a prom and had gotten sent to jail in the same night.
" Damn the orange, damn it to hell," Blaze said, leaning her head on a support pole in the middle of the tent.
" I would like to second that gesture!" Barbie said, pulling at Blaze's shoulder, " it makes the make up look not your color."
" Fine," Blaze said, undoing her jumpsuit and tying it around her waist.
" The air is stale in here," Bleach said, standing up from a cot. " I'm going out side, Barbie, clean up all of your stuff. Blaze, your hair is pretty!" She finished, pulling at one of the hair spray- rock- hard- curls. Blaze just stuck her tongue out at Bleach and followed her outside.
" Rebecca wasn't finished with her hole yet, was she?" Bleach asked when they were standing outside on the steps of the tent.
" No, neither is Magnet or Caveman," Blaze said, looking up to recall who she had not seen in the wreck room.
" Woo!" Bleach said; she could still do what all the girls had planned the day before. As if one cue, Rebecca came into view, dragging her shovel behind her. Off in the distance, Magnet could be seen trying to climb out of his hole.
" Dude!" Blaze yelped happily when she realized what Bleach was going to do. " I ditto that 'woo!'"
Bleach drew in a sharp breath and caught Rebecca's attention by waving her arms up and down, and when Rebecca saw her, she gave her a thumbs up.
" YO!" Bleach yelled, " IT'S THE DRIVE BY!!!!!"
X- Ray, who had been walking back from getting a drink, dropped down on his stomach and they heard him say, " I ain't getting flippin' shot in no Drive-by!"
Mr. Sir and Mom also ducked low, Mom hiding behind a pole, and Mr. Sir Look around likes a Mad- Cow. Out in the distance, Magnet had finally gotten out of his hole, only to jump back in once the call was made, Caveman ducked down, and hit red hat was visible just over the top of the hole.
" WAZZUP!!!" Rebecca said, imitating scream from scary movie 1, and giving them the 'rock on' sign. Blaze and Bleach and Rebecca started laughing hysterically at the site of X- Ray, getting up from the ground like nothing happened. Before coming to the tent, Rebecca went up to X- Ray to talk to him.
" So, Drive By, that's your knew name, huh?" X said folding his arms.
" Yeah, because that's what I done!" Drive By said smiling.
" Yeah, I remember hearing you telling Squid about it in the Wreck Room, when you got the, eh, Restraining order or something," X- Ray said.
" Arg, don't remind me," Drive By said, also folding her arms. " Oh well, gotta go!" And with that she gave X a kiss and 'tried' to ruffle his hair (AN: Because it like it would be hard to ruffle his hair because of his 'fro. Yippee!)
Bleach spotted Brakes just outside the showers, getting a drink of water from the faucet. She led Blaze over to him and they began talking.
" Did you ask?" Blaze asked, folding her arms.
" Ask?" He said innocently, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. " I wasn't aware that I was supposed to ask anything!"
" C'mon, Don't joke," Bleach said, shoving him in the shoulder.
Brakes chuckled, " Yeah, yeah, I asked," He turned the water spigot back on to take another drink. The water never touched his mouth.
" Yes," Blaze said, her hand still on the faucet.
" What?" Brakes asked looking at her confused.
" Not 'yeah', its Yes," Blaze said, putting emphasis on the 'S' in 'Yes'.
" O. K!" Brakes said rolling his eyes.
" Well???" Bleach asked impatiently.
" Well what?" Brakes asked, trying to get a drink. Again, his mouth never touched the water.
" What did Mom or Mr. Sir or who ever say about performing??" Bleach said, taking her hand off the faucet.
" Well I asked Mom at lunch, and he said he'd ask Mr. Sir, and Mr. Sir asked the Warden, I saw him go into his cabin," Manny said shrugging (AN: Heh, he dunno if The Warden Be female or Male.).
" So that's it then?" Blaze said folding her arms.
" Well, If Mr. Sir doesn't tell me by tomorrow I'll ask him," Brakes said desperately, trying to keep Blaze's cool.
" Ok, sounds good, Blaze I will race you back to the tent," Bleach said, also catching on to Blaze's frustration, and seeing as she needed to get off some energy why not.
" You are so on," Blaze said, readying her self in running mode. " One. two." Blaze felt a smile creep onto her face; She jolted ahead and then yelled " Three!"
" Hey!" Bleach yelled running after her at full speed (AN: If Bleach has the running speed of Jaclyn, woo! She can run fast!), her hand groping for the back of Blaze's shirt.
" Girls, tch," Brakes said, rolling his eyes and finally getting his drink of water.
Blaze was laughing as she ran, dodging the stray boys who where aimlessly wandering around in the hotter part of the day.
" I'll get you Hey Steve!" Bleach said in a low voice that made the saliva gurgle in the back of her throat. Blaze shrieked girlishly and jumped up the steps of G Tent.
" I win!" She cried breathlessly. Bleach stuck her tongue out at Blaze and they walked into the tent.
" Oh, ok," Blaze said. Deidre and Caveman were making out on Deidre's cot.
" Back away slowly, from the spit exchanging," Bleach whispered. Barbie seemed to have gone back to the Wreck room, and that was why Caveman and Deidre had occupied the tent. Blaze started humming the mission impossible theme song, and looked behind her as to not trip over the tent steps.
" Don't trip Blaze." She whispered to herself.
" Glasses.. Where are my glasses." She murmured taking some junk out of her backpack. She found them, put them on, and looked up, spotting Squid staring at her form the doorway.
" Oh, God, GET OUT!!! OUT OUT OUT!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERT!!!!!!" She screamed, clutching her towel more tightly around her. " AND IF YOU EVER BREATHE A WORD OF WHAT YOU SAW JUST NOW, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!! NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!!!!" She yelled, every word dripping with venom. Squid backed out of the tent, fell over the steps, but scrambled to get up and ran back to the Wreck Room.
" Did you find her?" Zig asked as Squid sat back down near the fan.
" Yeah. But I suggest you not go see her right now." Squid panted.
" Well, why, I mean, I sent you to go see where she is so that I could go see her," Zig whined.
" Well . I'll tell you, but you have to act like you don't know," Squid said, a hint of worry in his voice.
" Ok, dude, I'll act like I don't know, just tell me!!!!" Zigzag said, the patience in his voice wearing thin.
" Well. when I walked into the tent she was there." Squid's voice faded off, even with his Big Mouth Quality, he couldn't get this out in words (A/N: I love that Big Mouth Quality, don't you?).
" Dude, c'mon, spit it out, why cant I go see Blaze?" Zigzag prodded Squid until he finally answered.
" Okay, when I walked into G- Tent, I saw Blaze standing over her bed." Squid faded off again, but Zig punched him hard in the shoulder, his eyes wide, " And she was wearing nothing but a towel. There, I said it," He said quickly, letting out the whole stream of words in one breath.
" Dude!" Zigzag said, a hint of Jealousy in his voice and a twinkle of anger in his eyes, " I knew I should have gone myself!!!!" He turned back to the TV and Squid could tell the gears in his head were turning, but he didn't know it was to plot revenge against Blaze (A/N: I dunno why it wasn't Squid, but the gears of crazy people just work funny. Crazy ppl rule and are hott!). X- Ray invited Squid to a match of pool against him, so he got off the couch and left Zig to his plotting.
A few minutes later, Blaze came in, her hair still wet. She sat down beside Zig, who smiled at her presence.
" Hey Blaze," Zig said simply, " If you wanted to get revenge on some one, what would you do?"
" Uhm. that's a toughie. Well as the Joker says, ' I will hurt those you love most,'" Blaze imitated him by leaning back on the couch, steepling her fingers and putting the biggest cheesiest smile possible on her face.
" Ah, I see." Zigzag said, copying Blazes' pose.
Blaze had been 'sleeping' on the cough this whole time, and heard Squid tell Zig about the towel incident, and everything else.
" Everyone here are idiots," Bleach said, also copying their pose, but still in the sleeping look.
" Hullo there Bleach! Off in La La Land for a while there, eh? Eh?" Blaze said, lightly punching Bleach in the stomach.
" Bringing out the Canadian in you, eh? Eh?" Bleach mocking her. Blaze just stuck out her tongue and went to watch the pool game that was now between X- Ray, Armpit, Squid, and Magnet.
" Aug, my hair takes forever and a half to dry!" Blaze complained, pulling her hair over her shoulders, leaving orange wet spots on the shoulder part of her jumpsuit.
" Mousse and Hair Dryer, I keep telling you!" Barbie exclaimed, " It gives it volume. C'mon," She said pulling Blaze up from her seat, " We're gonna go do your hair, and maybe your make up."
" O make up. Yippee," Blaze said in a very sarcastic tone.
" That's just like you," X- Ray yelled at Barbie from the pool table. " Always giving people tips about how they should look and act."
" They're tips, that's all," Barbie said, narrowing her eyes at X- Ray. " Geez. Who lit your tampon on fire?"
" Only girls need tampons," X- Ray said, then realizing what she meant (AN: Yes Meisha I know it means: Why are you so pissy, but you only say that to girls, yeah.), " Are you calling me a girl?"
" Maybe I am," Barbie said, examining her nails. " I mean, you don't fight like the other guys, like a girl would. You always side with Mr. Sir or Mom, like a girl would. And you're just not as manly as the other guys, like a girl."
X-ray, Totally insulted, lunged at Barbie, flying. A circle formed around them and Blaze was trying to break them up. It wasn't working.
" What, so now your gonna hit a girl?" Barbie said, throwing up her hands in a gangster gesture.
" If it shows her right, then yeah," X- Ray spat, and threw a punch, which collided with Barbie's jawbone.
Barbie's punch connected with X- Rays eye, which he clutched, and howled in pain. He leapt at Barbie and there was a flurry of punches and kicks and it only parted when Barbie's foot had connected with X- Rays balls, because yes, he is a boy. They both rolled away from each other and X- Ray howled in pain, clutching his manly hood, as it turns out Barbie had won the fight.
The circle diminished and slowly people went going about their own business, even Barbie and X-ray. A black eye started to form on X- Ray's face, and a small bruise appeared on Barbie's Cheek.
" No worries," Barbie said, flinching as she ran her finger across the bruise, " Nothing a little cover up can't cover up." She went to go to the tent to put the cover up on, making Blaze come with her so she could do her hair and Make Up after wards. Bleach came with them to see how Meisha did make up.
Barbie had a battery charged Hair Dryer, Curler, and anything else electric that had to do with hair. The irony of it all is that Blaze looked like she had gone to a prom and had gotten sent to jail in the same night.
" Damn the orange, damn it to hell," Blaze said, leaning her head on a support pole in the middle of the tent.
" I would like to second that gesture!" Barbie said, pulling at Blaze's shoulder, " it makes the make up look not your color."
" Fine," Blaze said, undoing her jumpsuit and tying it around her waist.
" The air is stale in here," Bleach said, standing up from a cot. " I'm going out side, Barbie, clean up all of your stuff. Blaze, your hair is pretty!" She finished, pulling at one of the hair spray- rock- hard- curls. Blaze just stuck her tongue out at Bleach and followed her outside.
" Rebecca wasn't finished with her hole yet, was she?" Bleach asked when they were standing outside on the steps of the tent.
" No, neither is Magnet or Caveman," Blaze said, looking up to recall who she had not seen in the wreck room.
" Woo!" Bleach said; she could still do what all the girls had planned the day before. As if one cue, Rebecca came into view, dragging her shovel behind her. Off in the distance, Magnet could be seen trying to climb out of his hole.
" Dude!" Blaze yelped happily when she realized what Bleach was going to do. " I ditto that 'woo!'"
Bleach drew in a sharp breath and caught Rebecca's attention by waving her arms up and down, and when Rebecca saw her, she gave her a thumbs up.
" YO!" Bleach yelled, " IT'S THE DRIVE BY!!!!!"
X- Ray, who had been walking back from getting a drink, dropped down on his stomach and they heard him say, " I ain't getting flippin' shot in no Drive-by!"
Mr. Sir and Mom also ducked low, Mom hiding behind a pole, and Mr. Sir Look around likes a Mad- Cow. Out in the distance, Magnet had finally gotten out of his hole, only to jump back in once the call was made, Caveman ducked down, and hit red hat was visible just over the top of the hole.
" WAZZUP!!!" Rebecca said, imitating scream from scary movie 1, and giving them the 'rock on' sign. Blaze and Bleach and Rebecca started laughing hysterically at the site of X- Ray, getting up from the ground like nothing happened. Before coming to the tent, Rebecca went up to X- Ray to talk to him.
" So, Drive By, that's your knew name, huh?" X said folding his arms.
" Yeah, because that's what I done!" Drive By said smiling.
" Yeah, I remember hearing you telling Squid about it in the Wreck Room, when you got the, eh, Restraining order or something," X- Ray said.
" Arg, don't remind me," Drive By said, also folding her arms. " Oh well, gotta go!" And with that she gave X a kiss and 'tried' to ruffle his hair (AN: Because it like it would be hard to ruffle his hair because of his 'fro. Yippee!)
Bleach spotted Brakes just outside the showers, getting a drink of water from the faucet. She led Blaze over to him and they began talking.
" Did you ask?" Blaze asked, folding her arms.
" Ask?" He said innocently, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. " I wasn't aware that I was supposed to ask anything!"
" C'mon, Don't joke," Bleach said, shoving him in the shoulder.
Brakes chuckled, " Yeah, yeah, I asked," He turned the water spigot back on to take another drink. The water never touched his mouth.
" Yes," Blaze said, her hand still on the faucet.
" What?" Brakes asked looking at her confused.
" Not 'yeah', its Yes," Blaze said, putting emphasis on the 'S' in 'Yes'.
" O. K!" Brakes said rolling his eyes.
" Well???" Bleach asked impatiently.
" Well what?" Brakes asked, trying to get a drink. Again, his mouth never touched the water.
" What did Mom or Mr. Sir or who ever say about performing??" Bleach said, taking her hand off the faucet.
" Well I asked Mom at lunch, and he said he'd ask Mr. Sir, and Mr. Sir asked the Warden, I saw him go into his cabin," Manny said shrugging (AN: Heh, he dunno if The Warden Be female or Male.).
" So that's it then?" Blaze said folding her arms.
" Well, If Mr. Sir doesn't tell me by tomorrow I'll ask him," Brakes said desperately, trying to keep Blaze's cool.
" Ok, sounds good, Blaze I will race you back to the tent," Bleach said, also catching on to Blaze's frustration, and seeing as she needed to get off some energy why not.
" You are so on," Blaze said, readying her self in running mode. " One. two." Blaze felt a smile creep onto her face; She jolted ahead and then yelled " Three!"
" Hey!" Bleach yelled running after her at full speed (AN: If Bleach has the running speed of Jaclyn, woo! She can run fast!), her hand groping for the back of Blaze's shirt.
" Girls, tch," Brakes said, rolling his eyes and finally getting his drink of water.
Blaze was laughing as she ran, dodging the stray boys who where aimlessly wandering around in the hotter part of the day.
" I'll get you Hey Steve!" Bleach said in a low voice that made the saliva gurgle in the back of her throat. Blaze shrieked girlishly and jumped up the steps of G Tent.
" I win!" She cried breathlessly. Bleach stuck her tongue out at Blaze and they walked into the tent.
" Oh, ok," Blaze said. Deidre and Caveman were making out on Deidre's cot.
" Back away slowly, from the spit exchanging," Bleach whispered. Barbie seemed to have gone back to the Wreck room, and that was why Caveman and Deidre had occupied the tent. Blaze started humming the mission impossible theme song, and looked behind her as to not trip over the tent steps.
" Don't trip Blaze." She whispered to herself.