HI EVERYONE!!! giggle AHA I'M BACK!!! I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE!!! AHAH! I'M SO HAPPY I THINK I'LL DO A DISCLAIMER!! Disclaimer: I don't own holes, or the D-tent boys, and if I did I wouldn't share Squid or Ziggy! No no! tee hee!
To Alex: Yes I finally updated.
To Kristen: I know you're not OFFICIALLY in the story but you are mentioned!
To Nick: if you read this I know you didn't review but still! Because YOU'RE grounded from the computer still, I suddenly ENVY you for moving to Washington. THERE IS A REASON! Because! It'll be raining freakin half the freakin year and it like wont rain here and I love the freaking RAIN! EHH!!!!
I promised all my friends that I would update AS SOON as I was ungrounded, and thus, I am doing so! OMFG lordy! I have written so much of this story because I had no life for ONE WHOLE MONTH. I thought I was going to die. I'm just so happy! JOY! I WAS SOOOO bored I even started THREE MORE STORIES that I MIGHT put on FICTION PRESS! I was SOOO BORED that I cleaned my room for a WHOLE WEEKEND. JOY!!! I'm just so damn happy!!! OK NOW YOU CAN ALL READ WHAT I WROTE BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO READ IT.
The next morning X showed the gold tube to Mom. Mom said something into his walky-talky and a dust cloud appeared out in the distance.
"Who's in the car?" Disney Eyes asked.
"The Warden," Armpit told her, like it was something to be afraid of.
The warden stepped out of the car and looked around, beckoning Mom to her side.
"X-Ray! C'mere please," She asked in a sweet voice. X walked over to her. "This where you found it?" She said, waving the gold tube in his face. X-Ray nodded and walked back over to his hole, pointing at it.
"Yes Ma'am," He said loudly. The Warden smiled and patted X-Ray in the back.
"Mr. Pendanski, drive X-Ray back to camp, give him some shower tokens, and a snack. But first, fill everyone's canteens!" She said, turning to Mom.
"I already filled them," Mom said smiling proudly.
"Excuse me?" The Warden said, her sweet cover up dropping immediately.
"I had already filled them when you drove up in the car," Mom said, still smiling, but now not as proudly.
"Excuse me? Did I ask when you last filled them?" The Warden said, getting in Mom's face.
"No you didn't but-"Mom said but was cut off by The Warden.
"Now these fine boys have working hard. Don't you think it just might be possible they have taken a drink, since you filled their canteens?"
"Its possible," Mom said, looking down.
"Oh, its possible," The Warden scoffed. Mr. Sir started laughing in the back round. "Caveman! Will you come over here please?"
"Come on over here," Mr. Sir said, copying the Warden.
"Now, did you by any chance, take a drink, since he filled your canteen," The Warden asked nicely.
"Oh, no, I'll be fine, I have plenty," Caveman said shaking his head.
"Excuse me?" The warden said, taking off her sunglasses.
"I might have, uh, drunken some," Caveman finally said.
"Thank you," The Warden said smiling. "May I have your canteen please?"
"Oh God," Mom Murmured as The Warden gently took Caveman's canteen and walked over to Mom, and shook it in his face. "Do ya hear the empty spaces?"
"Yes, I can hear," Mom said rolling his eyes.
"Then fill it. If that's too much trouble, you can grab a shovel and Caveman here can fill the canteens!" She said lusting the canteen into Moms stomach. Mom walked over too the water truck and filled up Caveman's canteen while The warden stared shouting out orders, say something about 'digging this dirt twice.'
(AN:!!!! OMG! That was allll directly from the movie, word for word!! YAY!!!)
That began the working of the 'big hole' as I like to call it. Blaze and Bleach were partners, and they were the first to connect holes with any one and it was Midget and Indiana. When they actually knocked down the wall, Midget said,
"I'm sorry, I wasn't aware you were knocking down houses today!" with a fake look of surprise on her face.
"We're from Indio! We're construction workers who widen the road with out notice and nock down peoples' houses without notice! We're EVIL!" Blaze said evilly, waving her shovel over her head.
"Hey! That happened to me and then I moved in near Blaze!" Disney eyes said poking her head up from her hole.
"And then you lived near Kristen and Brittany too!" Blaze yelled back.
"Wait... who's Brittany?" Disney Asked.
"Uhm... I don't know... o well! Back to diggin'!" Blaze said and dug her shovel into the ground.
Three days passed. If they were supposed to be looking for something, they never found it out there in the big hole. This made the warden PO-ed.
"What are you guys, Stupid? Three Long days, and this is all you Jack-asses can come up with? DIRT!?!" The warden practically screamed. That had been the day that Armpit had tried to trick the Warden into thinking he had found the oven dial in the big hole, and gotten a week of shower privileges taken away. At lunch Disney Eyes suggested that she was getting mad so easily because it was her special time of the month. The others laughed at DE but didn't comment on the subject any further. Blaze stared up at her, her mouth hanging open.
"What are you starin', you little twit?" The warden snapped at her.
Blazed closed her mouth and pointed at the warden, "PROFANITY!"
"Blaze, relax, it was only ass!" Drive by said. Blaze turned to Drive By and pointed at her.
"STOP THE PROFANITY!!!" She yelled.
"Stupid Mormons," Disney Eyes murmured shaking her head.
"DISCRIMINATION!" Blaze yelled at DE.
"STOP!!!" The Warden yelled. "EVERYONE! Turn in for the night."
There was a groan of soar muscles as the kids jumped out of the Big Hole, dragging their shovels back to camp. Dinner that night was basically the same, all those nasty beans, and the tents chattering and laughing about stuff. Zero's and Midgets hands were on top of the table. They were locked together! Everyone tried not to stare but it was very hard to let it pass unnoticed.
"Are you two officially an item?" X-Ray asked staring at their intertwined hands. Midget looked at Zero who nodded and Midget blushed a deep red that made Drive By laugh. Blaze again decided to pass up dinner, which confused everyone because she had been fine with dinner since a week of her arrival at CGL, and they had been there, what, three months now?
After dinner everyone was heading back towards the tents and G and D tent went to D tent to talk as they normally did. Bleach flopped down on the nearest cot, letting out a long sigh.
"Something the matter?" Magnet asked looking at her strangely, seeing as she had fallen onto his cot.
"I'm tired," Bleach said turning over.
"LIAR!" Midget exclaimed. "You can't be tired you broke into Blaze's sugar stash and ate some gum AND Jolliranchers! You should be on a sugar hi!"
"Noooo I didn't break into Blazes' sugar stash!!" Bleach exclaimed in defense as Blaze walked toward her with that 'ready-to-kill-' look on her face.
She raised her fist over her head and swung it down, stopping inches from Bleaches face. She flicked her nose instead. Mind you she flicked her nose hard.
"If you do it again I WILL punch you," Blaze said flashing a sarcastic smile. Blaze walked to the other side of the tent and flopped down on a cot.
"Oooooo! Somebody lit her tampon on fire!" Barbie said smiling, as she walked across the tent as well. The tent cracked up, and a sock hit Barbie's head.
"Blaze, What is a P.P.?" Barbie asked Blaze out of the Blue.
"BARB!!! It's a PINCONE PAL!!!!" Blaze exclaimed and the two fell into fits of laughter.
"Did you just understand that?" Armpit asked to Caveman.
"No," He said shortly looking at the two girls funnily.
"Good cuz neither did I," X-Ray cut in.
"Well at Girls Camp, we have this thing called pinecone pals, and they secretly leave you presents in you're A-frame, and at the end you tell your person that you were their pinecone pal, and when Barbie here got her present, her Pinecone pal left her a note, and it was 'signed, your PP' and she turned to Blaze all confused and was like –I'm quoting from back then- ' Myk, what's a PP?' and Blaze was all, 'Uh, a PINECONE PAL!'" Bleach explained with a have bored, half amused look on her face.
"Hey guys!" Caveman said, pulling Zero to the front of the crowd in the tent. "Check this out! Zero, what does D-I-G spell?"
Zero thought for a moment, silently forming the letters with his mouth.
"Dig!" He said smiling. The tent stared silently at him.
"So what is this thing you guys are doing?" Drive By asked waving her hand back and forth between Caveman and Zero.
"I'm teaching him to read and write," Caveman explained.
"Oh my Gosh! That's so nice of you Cavey!" Indiana shrieked and pulled Caveman into a hug. Midget, who had still been holding Zero's hand, gave his hand a small squeeze and smiled at him.
"For how long have you been teaching him to read?" Disney eyes asked.
"A while now, its really going great!" Caveman said excitedly. Blaze changed the subject randomly at seeing Sunny walking in circles around Zero.
"Zero, my cat sunny really seems to like you, and my parents really don't like cats, and even though I've had her since I was 4, I was wondering if you want her..." She said kneeling down to pet Sunny. Zero looked at her in disbelief but nodded all the same. She looked down at Sunny and she seemed to have a bigger smile then the ones that cats always had. It reminded her and Bleach of the Cheshire cat. Mom coming into the tent interrupted the conversation.
"Ok, C'mon ladies, to your tent. Boys, lights out!" He said leading the girls back to G-Tent. He ushered the girls into their tent and made sure they were all in bed before he left. The tent was silent for a minute then –
"Mama peepee?" Drive by said in a baby voice. The tent broke up into snickers and giggles.
"Where's that from Drive by? Barbie asked, looking over with one of her eyebrows raised.
"Well its from a Home movies episode, were Coach McGuirk is running from the Cry –Walkers, and he goes insane, and Brenden, Jason, and Melissa find him and have to feed him marshmallows," Rebecca said thinking back on the episode.
"Huh... how interesting... I have never heard of it," Barbie said nodding.
"Barb!!!" Blaze said, smacking her pillow with her fist. "its funny!! LAUGH!!!"
"Why don't YOU laugh?" Barbie said, throwing her stuffed dog at Blaze. Blaze dissolved into a fit of giggles, burring her head in her pillow. "Oh Bleach!!" she said sitting up quickly.
"Wha?" Bleach said tiredly.
"We's's gonna do the show!" Blaze said excitedly.
"Yayyyyyy," Bleach said in a soft voice, half-heartedly putting her fist in the air. Everyone slowly fell of to sleep as Blaze told her life story. Soon even Blaze fell asleep.
AHHHH THAT WAS A SUCKY CHAPTER ENDING!!! But shifty eyes I don't care. Well. I guess I should. But I don't. really. Not very much. Well anyway I guess I just wanted to start the next chap w/ a new day thassall. I guess. I SAW THE THIRD HP MOVIE AND DRACO IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL LIKE DROOOOL yayyyyy. THE FEET! LEAH!! THE FEET!!!
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