HELLO!!! I updated all soon and like!! WOW ITS SO AMAZING!! ANYWAYS. Last
night, I watched Jeepers Creepers, and then I had a dream about it that had
nothing to do with it at all. It was really confusing. But it would make a
good story!! hee hee. LOOK AT THAT!! I got a BAGILLION reviews for the
last chapter! THEY DESERVE SHOUT OUTS!!! WOO!!!
SHOUT OUTS!!!!!
Megan: Oooooh. No im not a bad girl no more!! But last night, I was talkin' to Rebecca at like 11:45 or something, and my Dad walked in a threatened to pull the plug. I was like "NO!!!!" and I got off the internet really quick. But then, he went to bed, and I got back on AIM and only Shannon was on. And she wasn't talking, so I went to bed. YAY!! LOOK AT ALL THE SYNONYMS FOR GOOD!! Even.... Preachy? Lol yay! You likey's my story and that's good!
Alex: yeah.... I know why you deleted em and stuff. But you put the first chap back up and that is happy! . Yeah... thanx for liking my story? Heh. Not much to say here. All is said on the internet!! I feel you deserve a Kirby, but knowing ff.net, it wont turn out right. (' '). That is your Kirby. But you CANNOT use it!
Rebecca: YES I FINALLY UPDATED!!! Yaya!!! You found the Ed doll and I saw it! I love you too. Like a sistah. Wewt! Yes. Martin will be missed. –Whisper- reaaad the chaapteeerrr.
Nosilla: Oooooh. I spelled it wrong. Thanx for visiting my friend The Review Button! Soar... soar... that's like ' the bird soared over the plain of flowers,' huh? Oh. Well I will have to change that sooner or later. Meh.
Leah: Yay! You likey'd the chapter! I remember the Zero thing, YOU typed it. Lol. I'm like. 'OH THAT IS GOOD! There fore I shall keep it!' Hence that is why it is in my story. Lol I should make a chapter that has nothing to do with this story and dedicate it to you and post the lil blurb that you made about my story. Where Zigzag ran away because I broke up with him and Me n' Squid were gonna get married.... GOING TO THE CHAPEL AND I'M GONNA GET MAAAARRIED!!! Haha. YES THE FEET THE FEET!!
Harryptaxd204: Yes. Draco was VERY HOT. And Yes. I do think that Ron was much CUTER. But not HOTTER. Heheheh. Ron was a sexy beast when he did the 'roaaaar' thing. I was like –melt!- haha. YAY! Read on!
Deidre: yay! You likey'd! ....hm.... about the Making Out thingy.... Welll..... maybe this can be arranged. But you'll just have to wait and see, because I'm the author and I can do anything! . !!! Yeee-haw! Wew! I'm tickled.
Marly: Of COURSE I remember you Marls! How could I NOT! That would be like... A SIN!
YAY!! YOU LIKE THE STOREH!! –joy!- that makes me happy! YES IT DID HAVE A SUCKY ENDING!! AND YOU STILL LIKED IT!! OMFG –JOY!-!! lol ok READ ON!
Attackofthemarblesnatchers: AHHA I ALMOST LOVE YOU!!!! YAY FOR THE LIKING-NESS OF THE TWO HOTTEST GUYS IN HOLES!!! Max Kasch (lol this is how you spell it... its pronounced cash tho...) and Jake M. Smith are TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL thru-out the WHOLE DAMN MOVIE! Wewt!! ALRIGHTY! READ ON!!!
The next morning Mr. Sir told us that we wont be digging in the Big Hole any more and we all walked out, and Caveman and Zero could be heard behind us discussing what Cave had been teaching Zero. They all started their holes with small conversations every now and then, but then, when Zero had finished his hole, a little before lunch, he didn't go back to camp. He hopped into Caveman's hole and started to help him dig. D and G tent broke out into whispers like "what is he doing?" "What, does Caveman have his own personal slave now?" "That's no fair!" and "why does he get help!" by the time lunch came the kids were all riled up about this predicament. As Mom called them over to the truck to get lunch, there were remarks such as "where's your whip Caveman?" and "It must be nice havin' your own personal slave, huh?" Caveman defended himself and Zero by saying "He's not my slave, it's an agreement, I'm teaching him to read, remember?" but the other boys just ignored him, and while he was walking by, Squid shoved a shovel full of sand back into Caveman's hole.
"Hey!" Said Indiana rushing to the defense of her boyfriend. "What do you think you were doing, Squid! Don't shove dirt in Caveman's hole!!"
"Hey, I think you would think differently if you didn't like him so much," Squid exclaimed, scowling at Indiana. He took his place in line and got his lunch, stealing more graham crackers then his share, hiding them behind his back so Mom wouldn't see them. Zigzag had been treating himself special because he kept saying it's his birthday.
"Zigzag, if it's your birthday, then what day is it?" Bleach asked him with her head cocked to the side and her hands on her hips.
"July 8th!" He exclaimed and walked away. Blaze went pale. She ran after Zigzag, grabbing him by the shoulders.
"Are you sure its July 8th?!?" She asked in a worried/ high-pitched voice.
"Uhm, yeah, I think I would know when my own birthday is," He said looking at Blaze strangely. Blaze let out a huge sigh and stormed back over to her hole.
"Dude, Blaze, what's the big deal with it being July 8th?" Magnet asked.
"Magnet, My birthdays on July 5th,she growled. Magnet rose one of his eyebrows.
"So?" Squid said walking past munching on one of his graham crackers.
"Do I have to spell it out for you?!" She yelled, "I missed my freakin' birthday! Goddamnit. I've been thirteen for three FRIGGEN days and haven't even known it. OH JOY!"
"Oh," Mouthed Squid and handed her a graham cracker. "Happy late Birthday?" he said in a questioning voice. Blaze looked at him like he was an idiot and grabbed the cracker.
"Yippee." She said sarcastically. She went back to digging and every time she threw her shovel full of dirt over her shoulder everyone could faintly hear her saying ' this sucks.' Midget hit her lightly on the head with her shovel (AN: or a bat...) and pointed over to Caveman's hole. Zigzag was standing over him, shoving a graham cracker that Squid had given him in his face.
"Zigzag stop!" Indiana yelled. X-Ray, Armpit, and Zigzag laughed at her and continued to torment Caveman.
"Stand back Deidre," Mom said putting his arm defensively in front of Indiana. She gave a big sigh and buried her face in her hands.
"Oh boy," She muttered. Midget went crazy.
"INDIANA JONES!!!" She yelled flinging dirt from her shovel at Indiana. Indiana threw her hands up defensively trying to fend off the rocks and dirt. The attention then turned back to Caveman and Zigzag who had Mom in between them, Mom being all short and them being all tall.
"I saw what you did Ricky and it wasn't nice. I want you to apologize," Mom said folding his arms. "But first. I want Stanley to teach you a lesson. Go on Stanley hit the bully back! Teach the bully a lesson! Teach Ricky a lesson."
"Yeah, c'mon, teach me a lesson," Zigzag egged on.
"Zigzag-"Blaze started with a concerned look on her face.
"Don't worry I've got this all under control," Zigzag declared giving Blaze a Malicious grin. The comments of "hit him back" and "teach the bully a lesson" were still going on and Caveman finally tried to feebly bitch-slap Zigzag. It didn't work very well. Zigzag, however, reacted like Caveman had hit him full force and went ballistic.
"ZIGZAG STOP!!" Blaze yelled, stomping her foot on the ground. Indiana rushed foreword to help Caveman, but Armpit and X-Ray grabbed her arms, holding her back. She got pissed off. Mom was yelling for them to stop. But Zigzag kept punching, that is, until Zero rushed foreword and jumped on Zigzag, holding him in a headlock. This left Caveman alone in the dirt, and Indiana was free to go help him up and hug him and coo over his cuts and bruises. But now it was Midgets turn to yell.
"Zero, stop you're going to kill him!!" She yelled jumping up and down. Blaze was now worried that her boyfriend was going to kill little Zero, or be killed by little Zero.
"Zero STOP CHOKING MY MAN!!" Blaze yelled stomping her other foot on the ground and making her hands fists. Mom was still yelling at them to stop and Squid watched him scuttle around like a penguin and he kept waving his arms up and down and it made Squid laugh. When he heard Blaze yell he turned to her and he could see in her eyes that she was worried for Zigzag. A gunshot went off. Zero fell off of Zigzags' back, making Midget think he had been shot.
"Zero!" She screamed rushing foreword. "Are you alright?" she asked hugging him.
"No I'm all right, I'm all right," he said slowly getting up dusting himself off. He had not been shot. Blaze rushed over to Zigzag and helped him up, but he kind of pushed her away and gave her the look like ' I-don't- need-to-be-worried-over-by-stupid-little-girls' looks. She backed away and kinda went over to her hole, kicking at the dirt and looking up at the sky. Then the attention was turned to Mom who was yelling in a high squeaky voice.
"I told ya'll to stop! But did ya'll stop?? NOOOOOO ya'll went on and on fighting yer lil hearts out! But when I say that's enough, that's enough!!!" he lectured them. Bleach had been silent this whole fight with her hands over her mouth thinking "dude, these boys are so immature."
"whao. Mom had an outburst," Drive By whispered to Bleach as she walked past. She went over to Blaze and brought her over to were Mom and G and D tent were. Mom was still yelling and screaming about obedience, but then he paused and said something into his walkie- talkie and about 5 seconds later a dust cloud way off in the distance was seen. A car stopped in front of the water truck and Mr. Sir and The Warden got out.
"What happened here?" The Warden asked folding her arms over her chest.
"Well basically, Zero here almost killed Ricky!" Mom said ratting Zero out. Midget hugged Zero, as if trying to defend him.
"Basically?" The Warden asked. Mom nodded and looked over at Zigzag, who had Blaze trying to look at his bruises, but he kept jerking away. Squid, who was standing by Zigzag, and they were both standing in front of The Warden, ratted Zero out even more.
"Ma'am the only reason Ziggy was beating up Caveman in the first place was because Zero digs a part of Cavemans' hole every day," He explained to The Warden, taking the toothpick out of his mouth. Blaze gave him the death glare, because she didn't want anyone to be in trouble, and Squid started kicking at the dirt. Mr. Sir rounded on Caveman.
"You're not diggin your own hole no more?" He growled in Cavemans' face.
"Well, it's just, I'm teaching him to read," Caveman confessed.
"Read?! Hahaha. Zero, what's this spell? C-A-T," Mom teased Zero, repeating the letters a couple times and laughing in Zero's face. "Hahah! He's so stupid, he don't even know he's stupid!"
Zero looked at Mom with the nastiest glare on his face that even Midget backed away from him a little.
"Alright there will be no more reading lessons, and everyone will dig their OWN hole, got that Caveman?" The Warden leaned into Cavemans' face, pointing her finger at him. Caveman gulped nervously and nodded. The Warden straightened up.
"But Ms. Warden lady- ma'am –person-thing, if I dig my own hole, why cant I still teach Zero to read?" Caveman inquired. Midget and Indiana nodded, them also seeing no problem with that.
"Because I said so, that's why," The Warden sneered. Mom decided to tease Zero some more.
"Zero. You'll never be able to read, and you wont amount to anything. We might as well keep you at Camp Green Lake forever, because digging is all you'll ever be good for. This shovel might as well be your best friend. Take it! Go on! Say hello to your best friend. Now, go dig with your best friend. D-I-G. What's that spell Zero?" Mom said chucking the shovel at Zeros' Feet. Zero picked it up and thought. He looked up at Mom quickly, who was still sneering, thinking that he had once again stumped Zero. That didn't matter. Whether Zero was or wasn't stumped, that didn't matter. Because he swung the shovel full force at Mom's face, hitting him square in the jaw. Mom fell to the dirt ground, unconscious.
"Dig," Zero declared and ran away. He ran really fast for a kid his size.
"GO ZERO!! GOO!!!" Caveman screamed.
"NO ZERO! COME BACK!" Leah screeched, trying to cover Caveman's mouth. "GET BACK HERE!!!"
"Go ZERO!"
"COME BACK!"
"GO!"
COME BACK!!!!!!"
"uhm guys," Bleach said tapping both of them on the shoulders. "he's kind of gone now." Caveman and Midget stopped yelling, and Midget gave Caveman the death glare. Mr. Sir was Standing over Mom laughing at him, and The Warden was trotting toward them.
"I still expect seven holes from D-tent," and with that she left, going back to her nice cool air conditioned cabin.
"Guys I guess we better turn in for the night," Bleach said, glancing at X-ray, who nodded, and they led both tents back to the wreck room.
Inside the wreck room, Blaze was still fusing over Zigzag.
"Would you just let me see the cut for Christ's sake?!?" She screeched, grabbing at his arm.
"It's fine," Zigzag said, glancing at her for a second, breaking his constant gaze from the TV.
"That's what they all say, and then the next thing you know, they're lying on the ground, twitchin', because they got a seizure, because their cut got infected, because they didn't let anyone SEE IT!" Blaze declared throwing her arms up in the air. "I give up."
"You give up way to easy," Midget said. She had been a lot more quiet since Zero ran away, but she talked to people every once and a while.
"Yeah, just one of the great things about being me!" Blaze answered with fake enthusiasm. She walked over to the pool table where Squid was teaching Bleach to actually shoot pool and not miss.
"So its like this?" Bleach asked and feebly shot the pool stick, barely moving the pool ball an inch.
"Uh... not really..." Squid answered.
"I suck at pool, I don't think it was meant for me, so just screw the whole pool thing. I'm going to bed," Bleach said and she stormed out of the wreck room.
"She gives up way to easily," Squid said quoting Midget.
"Yeah. One of the great things about being Bleach!" Blaze said, again, with fake enthusiasm.
"Are you OK?" Squid asked.
"Sure, just peachy, just random flash backs through out the day," Blaze said folding her arms.
"Flash backs?" Squid asked.
"She probably means like school or something," Indiana said walking past with Caveman.
"What about school?" Squid asked turning to Blaze.
"Nothing, just remembering the guys in my posse, all the girls were in it, except Meisha, because she was home schooled," Explained Blaze.
"Your posse? More like MY posse," Midget said, frowning.
"meh, I don't give a crap," Blaze shrugged.
"Why were you thinking of Alex, Adam, and Nick?" Drive By asked.
"Just a random flash back," Blaze shrugged.
"What was it of?" DE asked.
"Uh, nothing, just drop the topic, later guys," Blaze said and walked out of the Wreck Room.
"Geez, it must not have been a good flash back," Martin said. That's when Joseph walked in, madly.
"Hi Sunshine!" X-Ray said, with a slight chuckle in his voice.
"Stop calling me that!" Joseph said angrily.
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray," Drive by started singing. By the end of the song, the whole wreck room was singing to Joseph, who was a deep shade of red by now. Suddenly there was a shriek from outside. People wandered outside and stood in the doorway to see what it was. It was Bleach and Blaze running, like, really friggen fast.
"Dude, what?" Brakes asked.
"There's a Yellow Spotted Lizard out there!" Bleach shrieked.
"And it has like rabies or something!" Blaze added. The wreck room looked in the direction that they had been running from. Also a really fast speed, a Yellow Spotted Lizard was speeding toward the Wreck Room. All Hell broke loose. All of G-tent but DE jumped on the couch, because she said she was going to kill the Yellow Spotted Lizard, but Bleach pulled her onto the couch anyway. The Yellow Spotted Lizard slowly entered the Wreck room, and looked around. All the boys were clinging to the walls, and Martin had grabbed the closest thing to him, a glass bottle used for bowling, and was holding it above his head.
"Get it Martin!" Someone from A-Tent yelled. A lot of other people nodded and murmured 'yeah' quietly. Martin slowly stepped forward. The Yellow Spotted Lizards back was turned to him, and Martin threw the glass bottle. It missed the Yellow Spotted Lizard by and inch. G-Tent shrieked, and bunched closer together on the couch. The Yellow Spotted Lizard twirled around, glaring at Martin. Before anyone could do anything, it pounced and landed on his arm, its claws digging into his jump suit. Martin looked at it with wide eyes, his mouth slightly hanging open. The Yellow Spotted Lizard opened its mouth wide, and bit Martin on the shoulder. The Wreck Room gasped. Martin fell to the ground, shaking. The Yellow Spotted Lizard ran out of the Wreck Room, going in the direction of the holes. The whole Wreck Room rushed toward Martin.
"Martin, did it really bite you?" 'Sunshine' asked.
"Yeah dude, and it stings like a bitch," he said, grabbing his shoulder.
"What happened here?" Mr. Sir said walking into the Wreck Room.
"A Yellow Spotted Lizard bit Martin!" a kid from C- Tent yelled.
"Stop joking, stuff like that's not funny," Mr. Sir growled.
"We aren't joking!" Bleach and Brakes yelled in unison. Mr. Sir pushed through the crowd around Martin and leaned over him. Martin pointed to his shoulder. There were two small holes in his jumpsuit, and a little stain of blood near them.
"Shit," Mr. Sir murmured. He helped Martin up, and led him out of the Wreck Room.
"What do you thinks going to happen to him?" Drive By asked, concerned.
"He's going to die," X-Ray said with a frown.
"WHAT?!?" both her and DE shouted in unison.
"He's going to die," X-Ray repeated. "I remember first coming here and while I was getting my jumpsuit and stuff, Mr. Sir told me to leave the Rattle Snakes and Scorpions alone, but if the do bite me, I wouldn't usually die. But then he told me ' at all costs, avoid the Yellow Spotted Lizards, because if one bits you, you will die, a slow and painful death, and no one can help you anymore. Always," X- Ray finished looking down. DE stood up on the TV. Zigzag gave her the death glare.
"EVERY ONE!" She yelled. "CAN WE PLEASE GET A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MARTIN BUSTOS, WHO WAS BITTEN BY A YELLOW SPOTTED LIZARD 5 MINUTES AGO!" the Wreck Room fell silent, and everyone lowered their heads.
"OK THANK YOU!" DE said and jumped off the TV. Everyone resumed his or her daily events. Blaze left the Wreck Room after that, saying she was going to bed.
Martin was never seen again.
OK!!! That is the chapter! I'm angered. Ff.net wont let us do the lil astric's or the lil wavy line thing's no more. GR! AHA I actually liked the ending of this chapter!! It doesn't give the next chapter a very good beginning, but WHO CARES. Well. I should. But I don't. not. Really. At. All. Huh. Ok. I WOULD BE SO MAD IF I MISSED MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I HATE BEING 12!! DAMMIT. . aaaiiiI! Ok.
DO you know what sustains the Life of my good friend the Review Button? Reviews. So don't kill him, REVIEW. FEED HIM! –Sigh- I'ma have to call in Kid Blink to Yell at you. –nodnod- watch newsies. When he's yellin bout the Strike: THAT'S HOW HE'S GONNA YELL AT YOU!!! Minus the Oscar in the background mocking him. –Slaps Oscar for Mocking Kid Blink- I hate you. You hott almost bald scabber. SERIOUSLY!! He like needs ROGAIN or SOMETHING because he HAIR LINE is like WAAAAYYY far back! Ok im done.
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SHOUT OUTS!!!!!
Megan: Oooooh. No im not a bad girl no more!! But last night, I was talkin' to Rebecca at like 11:45 or something, and my Dad walked in a threatened to pull the plug. I was like "NO!!!!" and I got off the internet really quick. But then, he went to bed, and I got back on AIM and only Shannon was on. And she wasn't talking, so I went to bed. YAY!! LOOK AT ALL THE SYNONYMS FOR GOOD!! Even.... Preachy? Lol yay! You likey's my story and that's good!
Alex: yeah.... I know why you deleted em and stuff. But you put the first chap back up and that is happy! . Yeah... thanx for liking my story? Heh. Not much to say here. All is said on the internet!! I feel you deserve a Kirby, but knowing ff.net, it wont turn out right. (' '). That is your Kirby. But you CANNOT use it!
Rebecca: YES I FINALLY UPDATED!!! Yaya!!! You found the Ed doll and I saw it! I love you too. Like a sistah. Wewt! Yes. Martin will be missed. –Whisper- reaaad the chaapteeerrr.
Nosilla: Oooooh. I spelled it wrong. Thanx for visiting my friend The Review Button! Soar... soar... that's like ' the bird soared over the plain of flowers,' huh? Oh. Well I will have to change that sooner or later. Meh.
Leah: Yay! You likey'd the chapter! I remember the Zero thing, YOU typed it. Lol. I'm like. 'OH THAT IS GOOD! There fore I shall keep it!' Hence that is why it is in my story. Lol I should make a chapter that has nothing to do with this story and dedicate it to you and post the lil blurb that you made about my story. Where Zigzag ran away because I broke up with him and Me n' Squid were gonna get married.... GOING TO THE CHAPEL AND I'M GONNA GET MAAAARRIED!!! Haha. YES THE FEET THE FEET!!
Harryptaxd204: Yes. Draco was VERY HOT. And Yes. I do think that Ron was much CUTER. But not HOTTER. Heheheh. Ron was a sexy beast when he did the 'roaaaar' thing. I was like –melt!- haha. YAY! Read on!
Deidre: yay! You likey'd! ....hm.... about the Making Out thingy.... Welll..... maybe this can be arranged. But you'll just have to wait and see, because I'm the author and I can do anything! . !!! Yeee-haw! Wew! I'm tickled.
Marly: Of COURSE I remember you Marls! How could I NOT! That would be like... A SIN!
YAY!! YOU LIKE THE STOREH!! –joy!- that makes me happy! YES IT DID HAVE A SUCKY ENDING!! AND YOU STILL LIKED IT!! OMFG –JOY!-!! lol ok READ ON!
Attackofthemarblesnatchers: AHHA I ALMOST LOVE YOU!!!! YAY FOR THE LIKING-NESS OF THE TWO HOTTEST GUYS IN HOLES!!! Max Kasch (lol this is how you spell it... its pronounced cash tho...) and Jake M. Smith are TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL thru-out the WHOLE DAMN MOVIE! Wewt!! ALRIGHTY! READ ON!!!
The next morning Mr. Sir told us that we wont be digging in the Big Hole any more and we all walked out, and Caveman and Zero could be heard behind us discussing what Cave had been teaching Zero. They all started their holes with small conversations every now and then, but then, when Zero had finished his hole, a little before lunch, he didn't go back to camp. He hopped into Caveman's hole and started to help him dig. D and G tent broke out into whispers like "what is he doing?" "What, does Caveman have his own personal slave now?" "That's no fair!" and "why does he get help!" by the time lunch came the kids were all riled up about this predicament. As Mom called them over to the truck to get lunch, there were remarks such as "where's your whip Caveman?" and "It must be nice havin' your own personal slave, huh?" Caveman defended himself and Zero by saying "He's not my slave, it's an agreement, I'm teaching him to read, remember?" but the other boys just ignored him, and while he was walking by, Squid shoved a shovel full of sand back into Caveman's hole.
"Hey!" Said Indiana rushing to the defense of her boyfriend. "What do you think you were doing, Squid! Don't shove dirt in Caveman's hole!!"
"Hey, I think you would think differently if you didn't like him so much," Squid exclaimed, scowling at Indiana. He took his place in line and got his lunch, stealing more graham crackers then his share, hiding them behind his back so Mom wouldn't see them. Zigzag had been treating himself special because he kept saying it's his birthday.
"Zigzag, if it's your birthday, then what day is it?" Bleach asked him with her head cocked to the side and her hands on her hips.
"July 8th!" He exclaimed and walked away. Blaze went pale. She ran after Zigzag, grabbing him by the shoulders.
"Are you sure its July 8th?!?" She asked in a worried/ high-pitched voice.
"Uhm, yeah, I think I would know when my own birthday is," He said looking at Blaze strangely. Blaze let out a huge sigh and stormed back over to her hole.
"Dude, Blaze, what's the big deal with it being July 8th?" Magnet asked.
"Magnet, My birthdays on July 5th,she growled. Magnet rose one of his eyebrows.
"So?" Squid said walking past munching on one of his graham crackers.
"Do I have to spell it out for you?!" She yelled, "I missed my freakin' birthday! Goddamnit. I've been thirteen for three FRIGGEN days and haven't even known it. OH JOY!"
"Oh," Mouthed Squid and handed her a graham cracker. "Happy late Birthday?" he said in a questioning voice. Blaze looked at him like he was an idiot and grabbed the cracker.
"Yippee." She said sarcastically. She went back to digging and every time she threw her shovel full of dirt over her shoulder everyone could faintly hear her saying ' this sucks.' Midget hit her lightly on the head with her shovel (AN: or a bat...) and pointed over to Caveman's hole. Zigzag was standing over him, shoving a graham cracker that Squid had given him in his face.
"Zigzag stop!" Indiana yelled. X-Ray, Armpit, and Zigzag laughed at her and continued to torment Caveman.
"Stand back Deidre," Mom said putting his arm defensively in front of Indiana. She gave a big sigh and buried her face in her hands.
"Oh boy," She muttered. Midget went crazy.
"INDIANA JONES!!!" She yelled flinging dirt from her shovel at Indiana. Indiana threw her hands up defensively trying to fend off the rocks and dirt. The attention then turned back to Caveman and Zigzag who had Mom in between them, Mom being all short and them being all tall.
"I saw what you did Ricky and it wasn't nice. I want you to apologize," Mom said folding his arms. "But first. I want Stanley to teach you a lesson. Go on Stanley hit the bully back! Teach the bully a lesson! Teach Ricky a lesson."
"Yeah, c'mon, teach me a lesson," Zigzag egged on.
"Zigzag-"Blaze started with a concerned look on her face.
"Don't worry I've got this all under control," Zigzag declared giving Blaze a Malicious grin. The comments of "hit him back" and "teach the bully a lesson" were still going on and Caveman finally tried to feebly bitch-slap Zigzag. It didn't work very well. Zigzag, however, reacted like Caveman had hit him full force and went ballistic.
"ZIGZAG STOP!!" Blaze yelled, stomping her foot on the ground. Indiana rushed foreword to help Caveman, but Armpit and X-Ray grabbed her arms, holding her back. She got pissed off. Mom was yelling for them to stop. But Zigzag kept punching, that is, until Zero rushed foreword and jumped on Zigzag, holding him in a headlock. This left Caveman alone in the dirt, and Indiana was free to go help him up and hug him and coo over his cuts and bruises. But now it was Midgets turn to yell.
"Zero, stop you're going to kill him!!" She yelled jumping up and down. Blaze was now worried that her boyfriend was going to kill little Zero, or be killed by little Zero.
"Zero STOP CHOKING MY MAN!!" Blaze yelled stomping her other foot on the ground and making her hands fists. Mom was still yelling at them to stop and Squid watched him scuttle around like a penguin and he kept waving his arms up and down and it made Squid laugh. When he heard Blaze yell he turned to her and he could see in her eyes that she was worried for Zigzag. A gunshot went off. Zero fell off of Zigzags' back, making Midget think he had been shot.
"Zero!" She screamed rushing foreword. "Are you alright?" she asked hugging him.
"No I'm all right, I'm all right," he said slowly getting up dusting himself off. He had not been shot. Blaze rushed over to Zigzag and helped him up, but he kind of pushed her away and gave her the look like ' I-don't- need-to-be-worried-over-by-stupid-little-girls' looks. She backed away and kinda went over to her hole, kicking at the dirt and looking up at the sky. Then the attention was turned to Mom who was yelling in a high squeaky voice.
"I told ya'll to stop! But did ya'll stop?? NOOOOOO ya'll went on and on fighting yer lil hearts out! But when I say that's enough, that's enough!!!" he lectured them. Bleach had been silent this whole fight with her hands over her mouth thinking "dude, these boys are so immature."
"whao. Mom had an outburst," Drive By whispered to Bleach as she walked past. She went over to Blaze and brought her over to were Mom and G and D tent were. Mom was still yelling and screaming about obedience, but then he paused and said something into his walkie- talkie and about 5 seconds later a dust cloud way off in the distance was seen. A car stopped in front of the water truck and Mr. Sir and The Warden got out.
"What happened here?" The Warden asked folding her arms over her chest.
"Well basically, Zero here almost killed Ricky!" Mom said ratting Zero out. Midget hugged Zero, as if trying to defend him.
"Basically?" The Warden asked. Mom nodded and looked over at Zigzag, who had Blaze trying to look at his bruises, but he kept jerking away. Squid, who was standing by Zigzag, and they were both standing in front of The Warden, ratted Zero out even more.
"Ma'am the only reason Ziggy was beating up Caveman in the first place was because Zero digs a part of Cavemans' hole every day," He explained to The Warden, taking the toothpick out of his mouth. Blaze gave him the death glare, because she didn't want anyone to be in trouble, and Squid started kicking at the dirt. Mr. Sir rounded on Caveman.
"You're not diggin your own hole no more?" He growled in Cavemans' face.
"Well, it's just, I'm teaching him to read," Caveman confessed.
"Read?! Hahaha. Zero, what's this spell? C-A-T," Mom teased Zero, repeating the letters a couple times and laughing in Zero's face. "Hahah! He's so stupid, he don't even know he's stupid!"
Zero looked at Mom with the nastiest glare on his face that even Midget backed away from him a little.
"Alright there will be no more reading lessons, and everyone will dig their OWN hole, got that Caveman?" The Warden leaned into Cavemans' face, pointing her finger at him. Caveman gulped nervously and nodded. The Warden straightened up.
"But Ms. Warden lady- ma'am –person-thing, if I dig my own hole, why cant I still teach Zero to read?" Caveman inquired. Midget and Indiana nodded, them also seeing no problem with that.
"Because I said so, that's why," The Warden sneered. Mom decided to tease Zero some more.
"Zero. You'll never be able to read, and you wont amount to anything. We might as well keep you at Camp Green Lake forever, because digging is all you'll ever be good for. This shovel might as well be your best friend. Take it! Go on! Say hello to your best friend. Now, go dig with your best friend. D-I-G. What's that spell Zero?" Mom said chucking the shovel at Zeros' Feet. Zero picked it up and thought. He looked up at Mom quickly, who was still sneering, thinking that he had once again stumped Zero. That didn't matter. Whether Zero was or wasn't stumped, that didn't matter. Because he swung the shovel full force at Mom's face, hitting him square in the jaw. Mom fell to the dirt ground, unconscious.
"Dig," Zero declared and ran away. He ran really fast for a kid his size.
"GO ZERO!! GOO!!!" Caveman screamed.
"NO ZERO! COME BACK!" Leah screeched, trying to cover Caveman's mouth. "GET BACK HERE!!!"
"Go ZERO!"
"COME BACK!"
"GO!"
COME BACK!!!!!!"
"uhm guys," Bleach said tapping both of them on the shoulders. "he's kind of gone now." Caveman and Midget stopped yelling, and Midget gave Caveman the death glare. Mr. Sir was Standing over Mom laughing at him, and The Warden was trotting toward them.
"I still expect seven holes from D-tent," and with that she left, going back to her nice cool air conditioned cabin.
"Guys I guess we better turn in for the night," Bleach said, glancing at X-ray, who nodded, and they led both tents back to the wreck room.
Inside the wreck room, Blaze was still fusing over Zigzag.
"Would you just let me see the cut for Christ's sake?!?" She screeched, grabbing at his arm.
"It's fine," Zigzag said, glancing at her for a second, breaking his constant gaze from the TV.
"That's what they all say, and then the next thing you know, they're lying on the ground, twitchin', because they got a seizure, because their cut got infected, because they didn't let anyone SEE IT!" Blaze declared throwing her arms up in the air. "I give up."
"You give up way to easy," Midget said. She had been a lot more quiet since Zero ran away, but she talked to people every once and a while.
"Yeah, just one of the great things about being me!" Blaze answered with fake enthusiasm. She walked over to the pool table where Squid was teaching Bleach to actually shoot pool and not miss.
"So its like this?" Bleach asked and feebly shot the pool stick, barely moving the pool ball an inch.
"Uh... not really..." Squid answered.
"I suck at pool, I don't think it was meant for me, so just screw the whole pool thing. I'm going to bed," Bleach said and she stormed out of the wreck room.
"She gives up way to easily," Squid said quoting Midget.
"Yeah. One of the great things about being Bleach!" Blaze said, again, with fake enthusiasm.
"Are you OK?" Squid asked.
"Sure, just peachy, just random flash backs through out the day," Blaze said folding her arms.
"Flash backs?" Squid asked.
"She probably means like school or something," Indiana said walking past with Caveman.
"What about school?" Squid asked turning to Blaze.
"Nothing, just remembering the guys in my posse, all the girls were in it, except Meisha, because she was home schooled," Explained Blaze.
"Your posse? More like MY posse," Midget said, frowning.
"meh, I don't give a crap," Blaze shrugged.
"Why were you thinking of Alex, Adam, and Nick?" Drive By asked.
"Just a random flash back," Blaze shrugged.
"What was it of?" DE asked.
"Uh, nothing, just drop the topic, later guys," Blaze said and walked out of the Wreck Room.
"Geez, it must not have been a good flash back," Martin said. That's when Joseph walked in, madly.
"Hi Sunshine!" X-Ray said, with a slight chuckle in his voice.
"Stop calling me that!" Joseph said angrily.
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray," Drive by started singing. By the end of the song, the whole wreck room was singing to Joseph, who was a deep shade of red by now. Suddenly there was a shriek from outside. People wandered outside and stood in the doorway to see what it was. It was Bleach and Blaze running, like, really friggen fast.
"Dude, what?" Brakes asked.
"There's a Yellow Spotted Lizard out there!" Bleach shrieked.
"And it has like rabies or something!" Blaze added. The wreck room looked in the direction that they had been running from. Also a really fast speed, a Yellow Spotted Lizard was speeding toward the Wreck Room. All Hell broke loose. All of G-tent but DE jumped on the couch, because she said she was going to kill the Yellow Spotted Lizard, but Bleach pulled her onto the couch anyway. The Yellow Spotted Lizard slowly entered the Wreck room, and looked around. All the boys were clinging to the walls, and Martin had grabbed the closest thing to him, a glass bottle used for bowling, and was holding it above his head.
"Get it Martin!" Someone from A-Tent yelled. A lot of other people nodded and murmured 'yeah' quietly. Martin slowly stepped forward. The Yellow Spotted Lizards back was turned to him, and Martin threw the glass bottle. It missed the Yellow Spotted Lizard by and inch. G-Tent shrieked, and bunched closer together on the couch. The Yellow Spotted Lizard twirled around, glaring at Martin. Before anyone could do anything, it pounced and landed on his arm, its claws digging into his jump suit. Martin looked at it with wide eyes, his mouth slightly hanging open. The Yellow Spotted Lizard opened its mouth wide, and bit Martin on the shoulder. The Wreck Room gasped. Martin fell to the ground, shaking. The Yellow Spotted Lizard ran out of the Wreck Room, going in the direction of the holes. The whole Wreck Room rushed toward Martin.
"Martin, did it really bite you?" 'Sunshine' asked.
"Yeah dude, and it stings like a bitch," he said, grabbing his shoulder.
"What happened here?" Mr. Sir said walking into the Wreck Room.
"A Yellow Spotted Lizard bit Martin!" a kid from C- Tent yelled.
"Stop joking, stuff like that's not funny," Mr. Sir growled.
"We aren't joking!" Bleach and Brakes yelled in unison. Mr. Sir pushed through the crowd around Martin and leaned over him. Martin pointed to his shoulder. There were two small holes in his jumpsuit, and a little stain of blood near them.
"Shit," Mr. Sir murmured. He helped Martin up, and led him out of the Wreck Room.
"What do you thinks going to happen to him?" Drive By asked, concerned.
"He's going to die," X-Ray said with a frown.
"WHAT?!?" both her and DE shouted in unison.
"He's going to die," X-Ray repeated. "I remember first coming here and while I was getting my jumpsuit and stuff, Mr. Sir told me to leave the Rattle Snakes and Scorpions alone, but if the do bite me, I wouldn't usually die. But then he told me ' at all costs, avoid the Yellow Spotted Lizards, because if one bits you, you will die, a slow and painful death, and no one can help you anymore. Always," X- Ray finished looking down. DE stood up on the TV. Zigzag gave her the death glare.
"EVERY ONE!" She yelled. "CAN WE PLEASE GET A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MARTIN BUSTOS, WHO WAS BITTEN BY A YELLOW SPOTTED LIZARD 5 MINUTES AGO!" the Wreck Room fell silent, and everyone lowered their heads.
"OK THANK YOU!" DE said and jumped off the TV. Everyone resumed his or her daily events. Blaze left the Wreck Room after that, saying she was going to bed.
Martin was never seen again.
OK!!! That is the chapter! I'm angered. Ff.net wont let us do the lil astric's or the lil wavy line thing's no more. GR! AHA I actually liked the ending of this chapter!! It doesn't give the next chapter a very good beginning, but WHO CARES. Well. I should. But I don't. not. Really. At. All. Huh. Ok. I WOULD BE SO MAD IF I MISSED MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I HATE BEING 12!! DAMMIT. . aaaiiiI! Ok.
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