Yu-Gi-Oh; Don't Try This At Home
DeFlIs
PG-13
Well, here's another installment of Yu-Gi-Oh; Don't Try This At Home. Remember, it's a year later so Yugi doesn't remember Yami's threat.
"Yugi, you'd better come over here right away!"
"What's wrong Ryou?" (A/N: Yes, Ryou and Bakura are Yami's accomplices. ;)
"My yami is about to shoot your yami!"
"inhuman screech WHAT?!?!? I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!!" Yugi screamed before hanging up the phone. The three pranksters snickered and two of them then began to laugh uncontrollably.
"This is kind of mean isn't it?" Ryou asked.
"Yeah, but all's fair in prank war." Yami retorted. Squealing brakes are heard, followed by sparks flying past the window. (A/N: Yes, he ran.)
"Well…I suppose that's pretty funny…" Ryou commented. They all assumed their positions, Yami on the floor with fake blood covering his torso, Bakura poised with a toy gun that when fired, a little flag comes out that says 'BANG!'. (A/N: I think those things are SOOO cute!) Yami plays dead as Yugi bursts in the door. He sees his yami on the floor and tears come to his eyes. He starts to bawl, alerting Bakura who turns and sees him.
Bakura raises the gun to Yugi's eye level when Ryou exclaims…
"NO! YAMI STOP!!" Bakura turns on his hikari and pretends to shoot. Ryou fakes the bullet with a bit of help from Yami who was obscured so his hikari couldn't see. Yami used his fist to bang his chest, creating a sound that sounded like a bullet hitting something and Ryou fell, landing precisely on a tack on the floor, gouging the packet of fake blood hidden under his shirt. Bakura smirked as he again turned to Yugi.
"Your yami, and my hikari, fought back and they paid the price. You're next." He said. Before he shot, Yugi looked at Yami who had just bitten a packet of fake blood in his mouth and was letting it spill out of his mouth. Yugi mouthed the words 'I'm sorry' to Yami's 'body' and turned back to Bakura.
"Do your worst! I win either way, you don't shoot and I live, you shoot and I'm reunited with my yami. Your choice." Yugi bravely declared.
"Fine. Do you fear for your life?"
"Y-yes."
"Good, I'll feed off of your fear after you're dead." Bakura said before pulling the trigger. Yugi closed his eyes tight, bracing himself for the impact but it never came. He opened one eye and looked at Bakura who was being restrained by Ryou. Bakura took aim again.
"NO! Bakura don't!" Ryou shouted but it was too late, Bakura fired and a silver rod (he couldn't see that it was a rod) shot toward Yugi. A little flag unfurled from the rod that read 'BANG!' on it. Yugi opened both his eyes when he saw the message and his eyes grew to the size of dinner plates when he felt someone grab him from behind and breathe warm air on the back of his neck. A familiar deep tenor whispered in his ear.
"I told you I'd get you back."
Yugi's eyes widened even more when he looked back to Ryou and Bakura and saw Bakura had Ryou in a playful headlock and was giving the hikari a noogie. When Bakura and Ryou realized that they had been seen, Bakura let go of Ryou and they both sheepishly grinned at Yugi. His hidden attacker let go and Yugi turned around to find his yami sheepishly grinning. Yugi's face showed great relief then twisted into a very un-Yugi like glare.
"inhuman screech I'M GONNA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreathesEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU YAMI YUGI!" Yugi exclaimed. Yami's eyes widened as he cursed under his breath and ran like a blue eyes was after him. Ryou and Bakura watched with amusement as Yugi grabbed a knife off of the counter. Yami looked back and his pupils shrank to the size of pinheads as his eyes widened even more and smoke came off his shoes as he ran even faster. Ryou and Bakura started laughing as Yami tripped, Yugi came up to him and stabbed him with a rubber bladed knife, continuously stabbed him with a rubber bladed knife, and Yami started chasing Yugi with a real knife. Yugi tripped Yami, making the knife fly out of his hand and get stuck in the wall. The two fern-heads began to wrestle with one another on the floor as Ryou and Bakura watched with amusement.
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