Creature Feature
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: Marvel own X-Men Evolution, Disney owns Lilo & Stitch, Gremlins is owned by (Warner Brothers, I think), Aliens is owned by FOX
Summary: Pyro, Splody Head and Artisan meet up with Gantu. Gambit's nightmare worsens as Kitty and Rogue leave him alone on the experiment ship.
AN: I don't mean to sound like a whining punk, but for now production is going to be slowed. I'm in serious need of a job and it's causing a lot of stress. Stress causes writers block and that is not fun. So if you want to see more of HOMe please make suggestions, and force friends and family to make suggestions and if you're really desperate for your dose of HOMe go read the older stories.
Chapter 3
Gantu's big mistake
John had been searching for Artisan who had stolen his prize lighter when he fell down in the jungle. There he sat for a few minutes until a red lizard came sauntering by spewing fire out of it's nose. Now even though John knew that this creature couldn't possibly exist according to the laws of nature he was still entranced by it. He fell in love with the fire spewing lizard immediately proclaiming it his new friend.
The two fire freaks got along immediately, Splody Head would make the fire and John would animate it. They walked around most of the island making fire birds and dragons, then they spotted Lilo and the others. John followed the little red lizard to a giant space ship where several flower beds surrounded the entrance. They exchange a mischievous look and set to work on lighting the flowers on fire. Then their fun was spoiled when 625, Kitty and Rogue came out and yelled at them. They did what any self respecting trouble maker would do, they ran. The ran for as long as John's legs would carry them, as the lizard was resting on his shoulder.
"I-I think we lost'em mate." He smiled as he put leaned against a large gray tree. But trees aren't gray, even in the tropics. Then he looked up straight into a large gray shark-like face and immediately screamed. "RUN LITTLE GUY, RUN!!! DON'T LET THE GUPPY BITE YA!"
"GUPPY?!" The gray monster screamed. "I've been left to rot on this rock and know my only way off is one of those annoying trogs so now we'll find out if I'm REALLY A GUPPY!" It grabbed for the lizard which jumped out of the way and blew a raspberry at it.
"Hey leave my little buddy alone!" John ran upto the gray monster and kicked it in the leg, unfortunately it had thicker bones and muscle mass and he only ended up hurting himself.
"So the little human thinks he can hurt me." He bent down to level his face with John's. "Okay boy, take your best shot." As soon as the last syllable left his mouth he was rocketed backwards by a very forceful punch.
"No one beats up Pyro except for me." The tan skinned girl formerly known as X23 walked out from behind John. "especially not some overgrown fish out of water!"
The gray monster roared in anger. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT! I AM GANTU ALRIDEA! I AM NOT A FISH!!!!"
"Gantu, eh? Sounds like a fish to me?" John cracked as Artisan handed him his lighter back. "Thanks, sheila." He struck the flint and steel and sparked a flame which he turned into a clone of Gantu. "Let's see how ya like fightin' a mirror!" The flame Gantu threw a punch that the real on dodged with ease, unfortunately he was caught in the jaw by the real attack from Artisan who had spin kicked him.
"So you want to play rough, huh, well let's PLAY!" Gantu pulled out a rather cartoonish looking gun and fired it at Artisan, she was then wrapped in a thick tarp like net. "Ha, lets see you get out of that you little, HUH?!" Gantu was shocked at how the little girl had shredded the net to bits in a manner of seconds. "H-how is that possible!"
"Word ta the wise mate. Don' mess with mutants, we hang with a tougha crowd than you think." Artisan sliced through a small, yet thick sapling with her claws, frightening Gantu into fleeing. Unfortunately he turned right into the hypnotic eyes of Experiment 383, Swirly the Hypnotic.
"Oh no, not you again…uh sleepy…" Gantu's eyes immediately registered as in a trance. The the little girl from earlier popped out from behind the experiment.
"And from now on Gantu you are going to help PROTECT the Experiments and the Mutants on this island, because it's the right thing to do." She said as Rogue, Kitty and HOME stepped out from behind her. "See what I mean, he's just a big stupid head."
"That was truly amazing and it's just so cuuute!" Kitty hugged the experiment.
"This comin' from the girl who houses a giant bug…" Rogue said. "How ya doin' done there you two?"
"Fine, but what is that?" Artisan asked as she climbed the tree to take a closer look.
"Swirly's an experiment, just like Stitch. Hey where is Stitch?" Lilo, Rogue and Kitty all looked around. Then it hit them.
"Oh, mah gawd where's Remy?"
"Oh this soo like gonna be funny." Kitty giggled
"Not for him!" Rogue shrieked.
-HOMe is confused. Where Remy-King and Stitch-Friend?- the three girls who were clued in just giggled. HOMe and Artisan simply exchanged glances as the lumbering Gantu walked off in his trance.
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Back at the Experiment hang out however things were not going well for the smoothe ladies man of a thief known as Remy LeBeau. He was now tied to a chair and being forced to watch the alien experiment's favorite show. He tried screaming, but the blue one that stayed with Lilo simply gagged him.
"That better cousins?" it asked as it hopped down.
A resounding, "Ih." Filled the room and then they went back to watching their Monster Movie Marathon.