Creature Feature

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: Marvel own X-Men Evolution, Disney owns Lilo & Stitch, Gremlins is owned by (Warner Brothers, I think), Aliens is owned by FOX. A friend of mine, Staerearo owns the fan-experiment, Flash I have no clue as to it's number so lets make it… 156.

Summary: Kurt meets another teleporter on the beach after the experiments have some fun at Remy's expense.

AN: I apologize in advance for the title…

Flash

A few hours had passed since HOMe, Lilo and Kitty had to "rescue" Remy from the experiments and things were starting to make sense, at least to 625 who was one of the three people tring to make sense of the chain of disasters that eventually led up to Remy blowing up the Experiment's sandwich reserves.

"So let me get this straight. The red eyed guy freaks because of us, then Stitch ties him to the couch and when you get there to 'rescue' him and I use the term lightly, he again freaks out after you had to use that inner mouth of yours to free him and runs into the kitchen. Am I accurate so far?" 625 asked HOMe as he massaged his temples.

-Ih.- HOMe said, he had picked up a few words the experiments used.

"From there he proceeded to toss CHARGED sandwiches all over the place, blowing up all our reserves? Is that correct?" 625 asked as he slammed down his fist on the bench.

"Orda in da court! This is insane!" Pyro shouted from his bench. To explain, the experiments have put Remy on trial and Stitch is the judge and he's dressed for it in a white wig and old robes.

"Me am having to agree. Dismissed!" Stitch said with a laugh as all of the experiments followed him outside.

"Remy been sittin' here fo' ova tree hours and all de Aussie had to say dhat dis was crazy. Remy said that from beginning." Remy said, shaking his head in confusion.

-HOMe think maybe Stitch-friend got bored. You go into town too?- HOMe asked as he plodded out of the makeshift courtroom with 625 riding on his back.

"But o'course mah chere is goin'. Is dhat comin' though?" Remy asked pointing to 625.

"Hey, watch the pointin' mac. And No I ain't goin I got sandwiches to make ya bozo." 625 was angry and he didn't care who knew it. HOMe just used his tail to lift the small experiment off his back.

-HOMe go meet Kitty-Queen now.- And HOMe was off, leaving the mutant and the Experiment locked in a stare down.

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Meanwhile at the beach Kurt and Amanda were having a good time. Not only was Kurt able to find a spot where his holo-inducer wouldn't get wet he had also found a good ice cream stand and he was right now in heaven

"It's so cruel to think that this glob of dairy inspired goodness could go to such vaste." Kurt said as he handed Amanda her ice cream cone, he was watching a rather large man sitting on the beach when a seagull came in and pluck the man's ice cream from the cone.

"Oh Kurt, you're so obsessed with food." Amanda laughed as she licked her cone.

"I am not!" he said playfully defending himself.

"Oh yes you are. Remember when the protesters at Burger Bomber wanted to steal all the meat."

Kurt's eyes popped wide. "All I did was get the manager out alive."

"And I suppose the vegetarians ate all 135 of those burgers that disappeared." Amanda raised an eyebrow.

"Vell veirder things have happened…" Kurt stopped speaking as a little purple creature came out onto the beach. It had a boom box and two sticks with a torch on each side. It the turned on the boom box to an old Hawaiian song and lit the torches and started dancing to them.

"What the?" Amanda saw it as soon as she followed Kurt's gaze. At first he thought she was going to freak out, then he remembered when she met HOMe.

"Oh no…" Kurt said as Amanda took off screaming towards the creature screaming about how cute it was. What happened next surprised even Kurt; it teleported, right next to him.

"You a gonna keep her nice?" It said, sounding a lot like the Experiments.

"You're an Experiment, aren't you?" Kurt asked the obvious.

"Ih, Flash." It stuck it's hand out.

"Listen could you just let her hug you, she'll never be quite if you don't."

"Ih, things fuzzy experiment does for girls." Flash said with a shrug as Kurt let out a smile.

"Hey I know the feeling." Kurt said as he lifted the experiment up to Amanda who was running towards them. "Take a deep breath."

"What?!" Flash asked, but before he could breathe Amanda had him in a death grip. "Aka-boocha!"

"Ohhh, he's sooooo CUTE!!!!" Amanda was squeezing the life out of the experiment while Kurt was trying to free it.

"Amanda it can't breathe…" He started to tug on the tail of the experiment, but it popped out to be a long arrow headed tail much like his. "Hey cool, like mine."

It was then that two large jocks came over to the couple and the experiment. They did not look friendly.

"Well look at the freak lovers." One said as he grabbed Kurt's arm and accidentally deactivated the holo-inducer. "Or should I make that freaks!" He grabbed Kurt by the collar.

"Pleas ve don't vant trouble." Kurt said, trying to reason.

"Me do!" From out of no where a rolling blue ball followed by several dozen other fur balls came rolling onto the beach. "We the freak police. And you a stupid head." Stitch said as he grabbed a tire from seemingly nowhere. "Kixx!" He tossed it to a burly experiment. Kixx then tossed the tire around one of the men and started to roll him up to Lilo who just came out of the woods with Kitty and Rogue.

"Oh look a stupid head. Thanks Kixx." Lilo said as she touched the tire, which rocketed off into the ocean.

"Wow, Ah really am startin' ta lahke this kid." Rogue said as she listened to the screaming man struggle in the ocean.

"SHARK!" he screamed as a giant purple fin came up in the water.

"We gotta save him!" Kitty shrieked.

"Ah, don't worry it's just Sinker, he likes to scare people." Lilo said as she walked over to Kurt and Flash, who was still being crushed by Amanda.

"Hey Kurt have you seen HOMe?" Kitty asked as she to ran up to the couple and the experiment.

"Nine, Kitty. Why?" He asked as Amanda finally let go of Flash and started to chase the other Experiments. "Oh no, not again!" Kurt shrieked.

"Well, he was walking with us and then we lost him." Kitty said while watching the scene with Amanda. "Shouldn't we do something?"

"Nah, she'll vere herself out soon. Remind to never give her ice cream ever again." Kurt collapsed.