Creature Feature
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: Marvel own X-Men Evolution, Disney owns Lilo & Stitch, Gremlins is owned by Warner Brothers, Aliens is owned by FOX
Summary: Creature explains his past and gets to know everyone in his own "Special" way.
Booyah: Well, it's good to hear from you again. And I know I've been trying to work my third person style up again, the whole Vile story used first person throughout, so I'm a bit rusty.
Small annoyances
Soon the entire mansion had gathered in the common room at the request of the Professor. Vile had left when he felt the movement, he never was one for large crowds. When everyone gathered they all looked at the small creature as though it was the first time the had seen HOMe.
-What you?- HOMe asked for about the third time since meeting the creature.
"Why dear boy I wish I knew. What I do know is that I am in fact an illegal clone of an original." the Creature said, his use of the English language still causing some of the X-Men to be wary.
"So you don't know what you are?" Beast asked as he raised the creature's arms and poked at him curiously.
"I say, could you please stop with the probing, you hairy baboon!" the creature said agitated. Hank pulled away a little embarrassed.
"I apologize, I've just never seen such a creature as you before." Hank said still staring at it.
-What name?- HOMe said, interrupting the small conversation and popping up between the two intellectual monsters of the mansion.
"Well, now that is a good question." The creature said rubbing it's chin. "I think Creature shall do just fine. After all it's not only the best way to describe, it's how I feel!" the creature said raising it's arms wide as if to express it's meaning.
-Creature-friend?- HOMe asked, cocking his head in the usual manner. –HOMe like Creature friend!- With out warning HOMe grabbed the small Creature and managed to give him a large squeeze as a hug, when he was returned to the table he had been standing on he looked as if someone had crushed the life out of him.
"HOMe, like what have we said about hugging people?" Kitty asked, narrowing her eyes.
-No hug that hard unless it Stitch-Friend.- HOMe said glumly.
"Good, now apologize." She said sternly.
-HOMe is sorry Creature-Friend.- Then the playful alien sat down by Kitty who just couldn't hold back a smile.
"Quite all right, just one little thing. Why am I here?" Creature asked. "I mean in the lab I had a purpose until of course the 'accident'." Creature accented the word "accident" by making quote marks in the air. "So what exactly would I be doing here? If I am invited to stay of course." Everyone could tell that Creature was trying to play innocent, but something just nagged at them.
"Remy want ta know what dhis "accident" was 'fore he agrees to live wit a little gremlin-thingy." The Red Eyed mutant said as he crossed his arms.
"Oh nothing much, just a few volatile chemicals were mixed together resulting in a massive combustive ball of doom." Creature managed spread his grin a little wider.
"You a little monster, ain't ya?" Remy said as he got face to face with it.
"Well that's one way of putting it." Creature smiled evilly. "Of course this blasted chip in my head prevents me from performing the more nasty ideals I have in this rather large cranium for such a small body."
"What the hell did he just say?" Remy looked up confused.
"He said he's got a chip in his head that prevents him from being evil, or at least out right killing people is my guess." Hanks said rubbing his chin, and giving Creature a hard look. "Charles a word if you please." Hank and the professor then left, and soon most of the X-Men left to, loosing interest in their new guest. Only the freshly awake Lilo and Stitch were still around, while HOMe rested on the ceiling.
"Hi, I'm Lilo and this is Stitch." Lilo said walking up to Creature in her usual fearless manner. "Are you an experiment?"
"Eh, what do you mean young lady? I just said I was a clone." Creature said, a biting tone drenched his voice.
"No, I mean are you one of Stitch's cousins?" She asked pulling herself onto the table, Stitch joined her.
"Yeah, you cousin?" Stitch asked looking at Creature with his best puppy dog eyes.
"No, now please leave me be. I think I'd have more fun with a school of piranhas than a pretentious little…" When creature saw that Lilo and Stitch were laughing he could not for the life of him figure out what was happening.
-No call people names.- HOMe said as he slipped silently to the ground and picked up Creature in his hands. –Bad people make bad names, Creature not bad, is he?- The tone in HOMe's voice was offset and angered.
"Why of course not." Creature said a little afraid of his predicament. "See Creature is nice." He said as he patted Stitch on the head. He never noticed the playfully evil look on Stitch's face as he was ripped from HOMe's hand and taken to an unknown location.
-HOMe not want to be Creature...- the tired alien said as he again took a nap on the ceiling.
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When Charles Xavier had finally located the small being known as Creature he and Hank McCoy were all but shocked to see that Lilo and Stitch had strapped him to a small table and were wearing black suites and sunglasses.
"Alright you nasty alien, We're the People in Black and if you don't tell us where the alien conversion slime is we're going make you tell by tickling you with these!" Lilo pulled out to feather dusters and Stitch laughed manically.
"Charles, do you think we should let him know that he's welcome to stay now?" Hank asked as he looked on a little worried.
"I think we should let them get acquainted first don't you?" the Professor smiled "Besides she's only a little girl, what harm could she do?"
A few minutes later Creature came tearing out of Lilo's room looking extremely pale. As soon as he spotted the professor he ran directly towards him. "PLEASE PROTECT ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST DON'T LET THAT LITTLE DEMON NEAR ME!!!!" Creature screamed as he grabbed the professor's collar in sheer terror.
"Just a little girl, huh Charles?" Hanks aid with a laugh as he walked away "Jumbaa warned me about her games you know." The professor just sat there with Creature trembling in his lap and a dumbfounded look on his face.
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AN: Evil, why yes I am.