Creature Feature
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: Marvel own X-Men Evolution, Disney owns Lilo & Stitch, Gremlins is owned by Warner Brothers, Aliens is owned by FOX
Summary: Creature has fun with Saber tooth, Stitch plays with Lobo and a clash of the empaths.
HOMe Alone (part 2)
HOMe was resting in his alcove when he felt them, two forces of anger, and one of tired rage. He skittered along the ceiling to the lobby and saw them standing in the large open space. One man looked familiar, he had seen him in a file on Cerebro. The other two were knew, but still gave off unwelcome vibes. With out delay HOMe snuck back to his alcove and through the mansion walls to find Stitch and Creature. It was now up to the three of them to defend the mansion.
HOMe came upon Lilo and Stitch's room very quickly as it was next to Kitty's. He immediately burst through the medium sized grate and landed silently on the floor.
-Stitch-Friend, Creature-Friend! Bad people here!- He whispered to them.
"Oh? Feeboogoo." Stitch's smile spread to an evil grin.
"Invaders, in our home? We must defend it!" Creature said, waking up from the pan strike earlier. "Now if you'll kindly direct us to a safe staging area I believe we maybe able to out wit this barbaric intruders."
Home immediately grabbed the two smaller beings and ran straight for Hank's room, -We safe her, Hank-Friend room have smart people stuff.-
"Right, thank you for that enlightening statement and the automatic deduction of thirty of my brain cells." HOMe gave creature a glare, not that it was detectable.
"He a meany, pay no attention." Stitch said as he blew a raspberry at Creature.
"Well I must say that this conversation is so enlightening I can barely follow in my endless intellect." Creature shot back.
-No, fight us, fight them.- HOMe interceded before Stitch took he usual retaliatory actions.
"The insect is correct. We must devise a way of taking out these annoying intruders. HOMe what do they look like?" HOMe immediately sent them his empathic images of Sabertooth, Lobo and Celeste. "Interesting, I think I'll take the large stupid looking one. Stitch how about the furry one?"
"Ih!" Stitch said in agreement.
"And that leaves HOMe with the female. And so now the plan is divide and conquer, bu the question remains how to split them up?" Creature thought for a moment then let his own evil grin spread across his face. "I believe, good fellows I have an idea..." The other two creature's bent in to listen better.
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"All right pup." Sabertooth said to Lobo, "Smell anyone?" He of course already knew the answer, but Magneto had the new guy along for training and Sabertooth wanted to see his skills.
"No, just some animals." The wolf-man said. "Smelly ones too."
"Right, Mags says that one of those is a powerful empathic alien, another is an experiment of some sort and the third one is new. Be ready for anything." Celeste said as she read the empathic vibes in the house.
"Good readin' Celeste, now what else can you tell us about these animals?" Sabertooth chuckled.
"One has a major superiority complex and a rather nasty personality. The second one seems to just be randomly insane, and I can't read the third one it has some sort of mental block on it, it's probably the empath."
"They're coming." Lobo said as he watched the darkened stair well. Not soon after his tense announcement a small blue ball came bouncing down the stairs and smashed into his face and unrolled into something like a mutated blue koala.
"Aka-choota, Stupid-head!" it said as it rolled up and bounced a way again.
"I'll kill it!" Lobo said as he roared in anger, but did nothing.
"Then whats stopping you?" Sabertooth said with an evil undertone as Lobo nodded and gave chase
"Oh what a charming picture I see here. An ape and it's offspring." A voice said from nowhere. "I wonder what would happen if I gave off the ape's mating call?" Soon after a voice came over the speakers of the house. The words were jumpled and mixed up but Sabertooth recognized the voice.
"WOLVERINE!!!!" He roared, he was about to take off when he felt Celeste's calming influence.
"They're trying to separate us." She said sternly.
"Oh really. Well then Let's give'em what they want." Sabertooth said angrily. He was in the mood to kill and nothing was going to stop him.
"Idiot." She muttered as he stormed off leaving her alone. She began to feel nervous almost immediately. As though something in the darkness was watching her.
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"Alright you little blue freak, where'd you go?!" Lobo screamed as he entered a large metallic room.
"Behind you!" A voice echoed over a loudspeaker. Lobo looked behind him and saw a large window with the creature sitting behind it at what looked to be controls. It was then that Lobo realized what was happening.
"Oh crap." He said as he tried to make a run for the door, but it shut before he was even half way there and he heard the creature's insidious laughter come over the loudspeaker.
"Me is gonna make you all pretty!" Immediately four holographic little girls spawned in front of him with a smile on there faces.
"Oh well you don't look so bad." Lobo chuckled.
"We wanna give you a make over." The girls said in unison as they took the large hair wolf man to a chair that materialized in the middle of the room.
"Escape difficulty set to twelve." A loud metallic voice said as the girls pushed him in the chair and several large locks were applied to his wrists and feet.
"First things first." Said the red headed little girl "This doggy isn't pretty we need to make him pretty like my mommy's poodle!" She said with delight.
"Oh god no…" It was all Lobo could say as the girls produced a very large shaver.
==
A few minutes after Sabertooth started chasing the mocking voice he picked up an odd scent and started to follow it. He followed it all the way to the medical lab, where he saw what looked like a small reptilian rabbit.
"What the hell?" He said in shock.
"Hello good fellow, quite nice to see you I must say. Call me Creature, I am shall we say from a unique nocturnal species that indulges in the terrorizing and spreading of fear. However I myself have been genetically altered and outfitted to live a more reduced lifestyle so to say. Has any of this made it through that Cro-Magnon skull of yours."
Sabertooth could only nod in astonishment at the creature before him.
"Excellent then might I introduce you to my friend Mr. Syringe and his lovely partner Ms. Elephant Tranquillizer." Before Sabertooth could react the small creature had injected the powerful tranquilizer into his arm.
"Say good night big fellow." Was all he heard before he passed out.
==
Celeste was now walking through the mansion, fighting her fears of the large dark hallways. She didn't like the dark, she never had, it always hid something dangerous. Like Sabertooth or something worse.
She was beginning to feel to terrified to move on when she felt the strange feeling on the back of her neck, like a feather tickling her. She spun around only to see nothing, and she started to walk back towards the wall. No sooner had she done that, though than a hissing sound from above her came, and a white form passed over head.
"GHOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSST!" She screamed as she tore down the hallway to the front lobby. She was however cut off my the small white form that resembled a giant cockroach with a banana for a head, so of course she screamed again and headed off in the other direction. Again only to be cut off again by the monster. This time however she ran straight into a room on the side of the hall and locked herself in.
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"Well now the patient is awake I see." Creature said as he brought the gurney straight up, with Sabertooth strapped into it. "And according to our data sheet here the patient's name is Sabertooth and hasa severe affliction of the face."
"Wha?" the groggy mutant asked as he came to.
"You're nose good man wasn't that why you came here, to get your nose changed? Oh dear I hope this isn't another lawsuit waiting to happen. Oh well Nurse anesthesia!"
From nowhere Stitch appeared in a male nurse's outfit. "Right away doctor!" And then Sabertooth was out again. When he woke up he found himself strapped up right to his gurney and across the room from him was Lobo covered in a facial mask and a great portion of his fur cut off and fluffed into a poodle's make. Celeste was on the floor in a straight jacket muttering about ghosts.
"Well at least the little green freak is gone." Sabertooth sighed.
"Ahem." He heard something clear it's throat to his right and shot a look over that way. It was the green creature in his doctor's smock. "I'm afraid to say that the operation was a failure, we weren't able to manipulate your nose to that of an elephants, however it does look like an anteaters." Creature said holding up a mirror for Sabertooth to see and for the first time in his life Sabertooth screamed in fear. Creature left smiling as he went upstairs and securely locked the room behind him.
-Told you should have done strange music man.- The empathic HOMe said as he played cards with Stitch.
"Ih, HOMe right scary music man would have been better!" Stitch laughed "Any threes?" HOMe shook his head.
"Well as entertaining as that might have been, I think even then he could piece together that it was holographic instead of real. Mind if I join?" Creature said. "How about poker that a good fun game for three or more."
-Ok!- HOMe said enthusiastically.
"Ih." Stitch agreed.
"All right then here all the rules: five card hold'em, jacks and aces wild. No wagers." Creature said as expertly shuffled the deck. An hour later him and Stitch were losing massively against the empathic alien.
"Remind me never to play poke with empath's again, or telepath's for that matter." Creature grumbled as he folded once again.
"Ih." Stitch said as HOMe laid out his fifth Straight flush.