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Kurt, Remy, Kitty, Rogue, and Peter all began to explore the house in a group. As they were exploring the hallway with Rogue and Remy in the lead, Remy started to run ahead of Rogue in a zig-zag pattern to each table in the hallway and pilfer things.
"Remy LeBeau, what in the heck are you doin'?" Rogue asked with her hands on her hips.
"Chistmas shoppin' chere," he answered, "See here's petit's pres'n't, and here's Jeanie's, and..."
"Uhhhhh," Rogue grunted, "why d'ya hafta steal from our friends? No wonder they all hate you."
"Nah, dey jus' jealous o' Remy's good looks." he answered with a smirk. "'Sides, Betsy pro'lly stole all o' dis in de firs' place."
"Whatcha guys talking about?" Kitty asked as Peter spotted a security camera next to them in the hall. He gave it the British two-finger salute and grinned at it. Kitty saw him do it out of the corner of her eye and glared at him.
Kurt put his hands together, looked up and said "Gott geben Sie mir strenth." (God give me strength)
As they continued down the hall, every time Remy saw a picture of Warren, Betsy, or their family he snorted. When Kurt figured out what he was laughing at he joked, "Sie gehen zur Hölle, Remy." (You're going to hell)
After a few short minutes, they found themselves in the formal dining room.
"Wow," Kitty said, "this is the biggest dining room I've ever seen. You think they ever use it?"
"Nope," Peter said with a bland look. "I bet this is just another one of the poof's ways of showing off all of his money to the rest of us. That toerag gets pleasure from our torment."
"That's an awfully big china cabinet." Rogue said, eyeing the mahogany monstrosity up and down. "Ah don't get it. Why all this crap for just the two of 'em?"
"Dey rich, chere," Remy said as he reached inside one of the doors and took out a ceramic egg. "Dey got so much money, dey don' know what ta do wit it all. Dats why I'm takin' stuff. Dey got so much, dey'll never miss it."
"Keep it up LeBeau," Peter said, "and one of these days you're gonna get it."
"Maybe, maybe not, but at least I still be pretty. Gambit cest un joli garçon, non?" (Gambit is a pretty boy, no?) Remy replied as he looked at himself in the mirror of the china cabinet. Rogue just shook her head.
Bobby, Hank, Jubilee, and Logan were all exploring the upstairs as the other group did the same on the first floor.
"Ahh!..." Bobby said as he peeked into Betsy's bathroom. "how many bottles of flowery shampoo does a woman typically own 'cause I think Betsy's overstocked."
"What's the matter Drake?" Logan asked, "Is the big bad Iceman afraid of girl cooties?"
"No," Bobby replied, "It's just that the smell of all of those shampoos is noxious."
"Oh joy," Logan said as they all entered Warren's bedroom, "this should be real interestin'."
"Logan, go easy on poor Warren," Beast said, "never underestimate a person's true worth."
"Uh, guys," Jubilee said as she opened the closet, "Maybe we should go down stairs now," she continued as she and the rest of the group saw that Warren's closet was filled with drag.
Bobby let out a girly scream as Logan burst out in laughter. "Perhaps I was mistaken about Warren. It seems that our dear friend Peter's suspicions were correct." Beast said.
When both groups of explorers met downstairs in the living room, Scott was seated on the couch reading "How to Let Them Know You're In Control". "There you all are," He said as he saw the horrified looks of Bobby, Hank, Logan, and Jubilee enter from one doorway and the bored faces of Peter, Remy, Kurt, Rogue, and Kitty enter from another. "Did you all have fun?" Variations of "yeah" came from Peter, Remy, Kurt, Rogue, and Kitty while the other four just stared in horror.
"I think I'm going to throw up," Jubes said looking quite nauseated.
"What happened ta all of ya?" Rogue asked. "Ya'll look like ya'll jus' saw Warren an' Betsy gettin' it on."
"You scare me, chere," Remy said.
"It was far worse than that," Bobby said, "Warren's closet's full of drag." At this, Logan, Peter, and Remy burst into laughter. The rest of the group all looked at each other in shock.
After things calmed down the group decided to play a friendly game of paintball. Team one, with blue balls, was Remy, Peter, Rogue, and Hank. Team two, with red balls, was Kitty, Jubes, Bobby, Kurt, and Logan. As the game started, Jubilee was shooting paintballs at a wall of the mansion. She giggled at her artwork of "Mr. Clean is sexy" displayed on the wall. Scott started approaching her and she ran off. As he saw her masterpiece he said "Beefy!" and continued his walk.
The game was running smoothly until Peter got bored, due to the fact that the other team had hidden themselves so well, and decided to start shooting Remy. "Sacre bleu!" Remy shouted as Peter shot him in the butt with a paintball. "Ce qui sont you doing? We're on de same team, homme!" (What are you doing?)
"Sorry," Peter answered, "I got bored."
Rogue couldn't help but chuckle. "Well at least he didn' hit cha in the other side, sugah." Beast just smiled.
"Les butterfies sont mauvais." (Butterflies are evil) Remy said. Rogue and Hank stared at him and said "huh?" simultaneously.
"What did you call me?" Peter asked threateningly.
"Not'ing, homme," Remy answered, "I was jus' tryin' to see if dese deux were still awake."
"Yeah, sure," Peter said as he shot Remy in the groin with a paintball. Remy let out a high pitched yelp and fell to the ground.
"Looks like Ah spoke too soon," Rogue said with a laugh. She then ran to Gambit to see if he was alright. "Are you ok, sugah?" she said with concern.
"I'll live," Remy replied, "I hope."
At that instant, the other team entered the area and spotted their opponents. "Looks like Gambit's got a case of blue balls." Bobby said laughing as he tagged Rogue and Gambit.
"Hey, no fair," Rogue said, "He was injured and-"
"Yeah, yeah, save it for some other time Rogue. I tagged you fair and square. Just because you had to make sure your lover boy's package wasn't damaged doesn't make it a good excuse." At that Rogue started to chase Bobby around the yard. When she got ahead of him, he aimed an ice flow at her but missed and hit the lock to the guard dog cages.
"Oops," he said as he surveyed the area to make sure no one saw. Peter saw Bobby and, being out for blood in this game, started shooting at him.
"Ahhhh!..." Bobby yelled, "who the hell gave Pete the semi-automatic paintball gun?" As he ran, Peter hit the lock to the cages again with a paintball and it broke. Twenty Doberman Pinchers were now standing outside of their cages, snarling at the group of X-Men on the lawn. Both teams stopped game play and stared at the beasts.
"Qui ont laissé les chiens dehors?" (Who let the dogs out?) Remy said. Bobby then began to bark. Rogue just shook her head in shame. Beast then translated for the rest of the group.
"Uh, guys," Kitty said, "maybe we should go in now." At that the dogs all began chase, and the X-Men began to scream.
After an hour of getting the dogs back in, everyone decided to do their own thing to pass the time until lunch.
Rogue tried to have a nice relaxing steam bath in the sauna but Bobby interrupted her by freezing the sauna - chaos ensued.
Kitty went swimming for a while but she stopped after she phased through the diving board and almost drowned.
Hank baked Twinkies until he accidentally spilled a chemical on them and turned them fuzzy and blue.
Jubilee and Bobby played with the intercom system saying things like "Price check for the cross dresser on isle three" and "Scott's a stinky butt poop head" until Scott told them to stop.
Peter was running around to all of the guestrooms sawing two legs off of all the beds in varying combinations.
Shortly before lunch, everyone got so bored that they all intervened in the living room except for Scott who went to get food. Logan, Kurt, and Remy were asleep on three of the five couches already when everyone arrived. Hank was reading a book.
Kitty, Jubilee, and Rogue had decided that they were going to shave Kurt's legs as he napped on the couch.
"It's really surprising that he hasn't even flinched yet," Kitty said as the girls carefully carried out their mission.
"Uh, guys," Jubilee said with worry, "what do you suppose is under all this fur?" They all looked at her and blinked. At this point Kurt woke up to see the three girls doing their dastardly deed.
"Was in der Welt are you drei doing?!?" (What in the World are you three doing) Kurt shouted.
"Sorry brother," Rogue said, "we jus' wonder'd what was under all o' that fur."
"Well don't do it again," Kurt said trying to calm down. "I'm extremely surprised that two of my best freunde and my own schwester would do such a thing."
"Hey guys," Jubilee said in a whisper, "let's all get Wolvie with the shaving cream before he wakes up." The other two girls smiled with delight as they carried the can over to Wolverine and sprayed the white foam all over him.
"There," Rogue said, "now let's wake him up before he sleeps through lunch and the foam dissolves." The three tickled the tip of Logan's nose until he woke with a start.
"Food's here!" Scott yelled as he walked in the front door. At that point, Logan noticed that he was covered in shaving cream and stood up and shook it off himself and all over Scott. Scott just laughed insanely and grinned.
"Are you alright, fearless leader?" Hank asked Scott, noticing his laughter very un-Scott-ly.
"Just fine," Scott said with a huge grin on his face.
After lunch the professor called to ask Scott how things were going.
"So then," the professor said, "everything's in order?"
"Yes master- I mean, yes sir," Scott said shaking back and forth.
"Are you sure Scott? You sound a little flustered," the professor said with worry. "Yeah, yeah, fine, fine." Scott answered.
"Alright. Goodbye Scott. Take care," the professor said.
"Bye-bye," Scott said stupidly.
"Who was that, Charles?" Ororo asked as she entered the Professor's study.
"Scott," the professor said. "I think we should take a trip to Warren and Betsy's first thing tomorrow morning.
Hank, Kitty, and Logan were in the basement trying out a few chemical reactions Beast wanted to try.
"I hate my hair," Kitty said as she ran her fingers through her brown locks.
"How do you think I feel?" Logan asked, "My hair sticks straight up in two places."
"Au contraire, mes amis," Hank said, "Neither of you are covered in hair." Logan and Kitty nodded in agreement.
"Some of us are closer to that than others..." Kitty said, glancing at Logan.
Logan merely glared at her in reply.
"Say, I've got an idea," Hank said with a twinkle in his eyes, "Let's invent a new hair formula that will solve all our problems."
"Uh oh," Kitty said as Hank began to pour chemicals into a test tube.
"Relax, you two. I know exactly what I'm-" Hank was cut off as a big explosion occurred and pink smoke filled the basement.
BOOM!
"What was that?" Rogue asked as she awoke from her nap on the couch snuggled against Remy.
"Je ne sais pas, chere now go back ta sleep," Remy replied as Rogue snuggled back up next to him.
BOOM!
"What in the bloody hell was that?" Peter asked himself as he walked around outside enjoying the afternoon.
"Hold still Peter," Scott said as he approached him with a butterfly net, "there's a flaming pink flamingo on your head."
At that Peter started to run away from Scott. "What on earth is wrong with you man? Have you gone all six's and seven's?"
"Must. Get. Flamingo!" Scott yelled as he gave chase.
"Ahhhh!!" Peter said as he ran from Scott.
"Wow," Kitty said, obviously dazed, "what is this stuff Hank?"
"I don't know but it makes my feel like I can fly," Hank said childishly.
"Weeee!" Logan said, "I'm a pretty, pretty, princess!" Logan then burped and started to laugh. Hank then responded to Logan's burp with one of his own setting off a burping contest between the two. Kitty began to act as a sports announcer.
Kurt was bored. He was seated on the couch wondering what to do. Why not raid the kitchen? He thought to himself. He picked himself up off the couch and headed into the kitchen. Just then he saw some wine. Hmmmm, he thought, ah, why not?
A little while later, Scott had stopped chasing Peter and was now looking closely at a blade of grass in the lawn. He was too interested in the grass to notice Bobby conveniently placing lawn gnomes in Scott's view. As Scott got bored with his blade of grass he glanced up to see the lawn gnomes. He then looked back down at the grass again.
"Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!!! They're watching me!" Scott screamed when he took a double take to see the horrifying, pudgy little beasts.
"Here, Scotty, Scotty," Jubilee said as she began to run towards Scott with his butterfly net and Hank's lab coat on.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!" Scott screamed as he began to run from Jubilee.
"Wait, Scott," Jubilee said unnervingly, "I won't hurt you." The chase was on from that point.
I wonder where Hank is, Bobby thought as he headed towards the basement. As he walked down the stairs, he smelled something funny and began to become a little light headed. He could hear loud burps and shouting coming from below. "What the.." Bobby then witnessed Logan and Hank in a heated burping competition with Kitty as their announcer.
"Uh maybe you guys should all come upstairs with me," Bobby said as they all stopped and turned toward him.
"Oooooookkkkaaayyyyy!" Kitty said, still in her announcer voice.
When Bobby arrived upstairs with the stoned trio he found a very drunk Kurt upside down on a chair belting out AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" at the top of his lungs.
"Oh. My. God." Bobby said with a horrified look on his face, "If this day keeps getting weirder, I'm gonna have to seek Psychiatric help."
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Kurt, Remy, Kitty, Rogue, and Peter all began to explore the house in a group. As they were exploring the hallway with Rogue and Remy in the lead, Remy started to run ahead of Rogue in a zig-zag pattern to each table in the hallway and pilfer things.
"Remy LeBeau, what in the heck are you doin'?" Rogue asked with her hands on her hips.
"Chistmas shoppin' chere," he answered, "See here's petit's pres'n't, and here's Jeanie's, and..."
"Uhhhhh," Rogue grunted, "why d'ya hafta steal from our friends? No wonder they all hate you."
"Nah, dey jus' jealous o' Remy's good looks." he answered with a smirk. "'Sides, Betsy pro'lly stole all o' dis in de firs' place."
"Whatcha guys talking about?" Kitty asked as Peter spotted a security camera next to them in the hall. He gave it the British two-finger salute and grinned at it. Kitty saw him do it out of the corner of her eye and glared at him.
Kurt put his hands together, looked up and said "Gott geben Sie mir strenth." (God give me strength)
As they continued down the hall, every time Remy saw a picture of Warren, Betsy, or their family he snorted. When Kurt figured out what he was laughing at he joked, "Sie gehen zur Hölle, Remy." (You're going to hell)
After a few short minutes, they found themselves in the formal dining room.
"Wow," Kitty said, "this is the biggest dining room I've ever seen. You think they ever use it?"
"Nope," Peter said with a bland look. "I bet this is just another one of the poof's ways of showing off all of his money to the rest of us. That toerag gets pleasure from our torment."
"That's an awfully big china cabinet." Rogue said, eyeing the mahogany monstrosity up and down. "Ah don't get it. Why all this crap for just the two of 'em?"
"Dey rich, chere," Remy said as he reached inside one of the doors and took out a ceramic egg. "Dey got so much money, dey don' know what ta do wit it all. Dats why I'm takin' stuff. Dey got so much, dey'll never miss it."
"Keep it up LeBeau," Peter said, "and one of these days you're gonna get it."
"Maybe, maybe not, but at least I still be pretty. Gambit cest un joli garçon, non?" (Gambit is a pretty boy, no?) Remy replied as he looked at himself in the mirror of the china cabinet. Rogue just shook her head.
Bobby, Hank, Jubilee, and Logan were all exploring the upstairs as the other group did the same on the first floor.
"Ahh!..." Bobby said as he peeked into Betsy's bathroom. "how many bottles of flowery shampoo does a woman typically own 'cause I think Betsy's overstocked."
"What's the matter Drake?" Logan asked, "Is the big bad Iceman afraid of girl cooties?"
"No," Bobby replied, "It's just that the smell of all of those shampoos is noxious."
"Oh joy," Logan said as they all entered Warren's bedroom, "this should be real interestin'."
"Logan, go easy on poor Warren," Beast said, "never underestimate a person's true worth."
"Uh, guys," Jubilee said as she opened the closet, "Maybe we should go down stairs now," she continued as she and the rest of the group saw that Warren's closet was filled with drag.
Bobby let out a girly scream as Logan burst out in laughter. "Perhaps I was mistaken about Warren. It seems that our dear friend Peter's suspicions were correct." Beast said.
When both groups of explorers met downstairs in the living room, Scott was seated on the couch reading "How to Let Them Know You're In Control". "There you all are," He said as he saw the horrified looks of Bobby, Hank, Logan, and Jubilee enter from one doorway and the bored faces of Peter, Remy, Kurt, Rogue, and Kitty enter from another. "Did you all have fun?" Variations of "yeah" came from Peter, Remy, Kurt, Rogue, and Kitty while the other four just stared in horror.
"I think I'm going to throw up," Jubes said looking quite nauseated.
"What happened ta all of ya?" Rogue asked. "Ya'll look like ya'll jus' saw Warren an' Betsy gettin' it on."
"You scare me, chere," Remy said.
"It was far worse than that," Bobby said, "Warren's closet's full of drag." At this, Logan, Peter, and Remy burst into laughter. The rest of the group all looked at each other in shock.
After things calmed down the group decided to play a friendly game of paintball. Team one, with blue balls, was Remy, Peter, Rogue, and Hank. Team two, with red balls, was Kitty, Jubes, Bobby, Kurt, and Logan. As the game started, Jubilee was shooting paintballs at a wall of the mansion. She giggled at her artwork of "Mr. Clean is sexy" displayed on the wall. Scott started approaching her and she ran off. As he saw her masterpiece he said "Beefy!" and continued his walk.
The game was running smoothly until Peter got bored, due to the fact that the other team had hidden themselves so well, and decided to start shooting Remy. "Sacre bleu!" Remy shouted as Peter shot him in the butt with a paintball. "Ce qui sont you doing? We're on de same team, homme!" (What are you doing?)
"Sorry," Peter answered, "I got bored."
Rogue couldn't help but chuckle. "Well at least he didn' hit cha in the other side, sugah." Beast just smiled.
"Les butterfies sont mauvais." (Butterflies are evil) Remy said. Rogue and Hank stared at him and said "huh?" simultaneously.
"What did you call me?" Peter asked threateningly.
"Not'ing, homme," Remy answered, "I was jus' tryin' to see if dese deux were still awake."
"Yeah, sure," Peter said as he shot Remy in the groin with a paintball. Remy let out a high pitched yelp and fell to the ground.
"Looks like Ah spoke too soon," Rogue said with a laugh. She then ran to Gambit to see if he was alright. "Are you ok, sugah?" she said with concern.
"I'll live," Remy replied, "I hope."
At that instant, the other team entered the area and spotted their opponents. "Looks like Gambit's got a case of blue balls." Bobby said laughing as he tagged Rogue and Gambit.
"Hey, no fair," Rogue said, "He was injured and-"
"Yeah, yeah, save it for some other time Rogue. I tagged you fair and square. Just because you had to make sure your lover boy's package wasn't damaged doesn't make it a good excuse." At that Rogue started to chase Bobby around the yard. When she got ahead of him, he aimed an ice flow at her but missed and hit the lock to the guard dog cages.
"Oops," he said as he surveyed the area to make sure no one saw. Peter saw Bobby and, being out for blood in this game, started shooting at him.
"Ahhhh!..." Bobby yelled, "who the hell gave Pete the semi-automatic paintball gun?" As he ran, Peter hit the lock to the cages again with a paintball and it broke. Twenty Doberman Pinchers were now standing outside of their cages, snarling at the group of X-Men on the lawn. Both teams stopped game play and stared at the beasts.
"Qui ont laissé les chiens dehors?" (Who let the dogs out?) Remy said. Bobby then began to bark. Rogue just shook her head in shame. Beast then translated for the rest of the group.
"Uh, guys," Kitty said, "maybe we should go in now." At that the dogs all began chase, and the X-Men began to scream.
After an hour of getting the dogs back in, everyone decided to do their own thing to pass the time until lunch.
Rogue tried to have a nice relaxing steam bath in the sauna but Bobby interrupted her by freezing the sauna - chaos ensued.
Kitty went swimming for a while but she stopped after she phased through the diving board and almost drowned.
Hank baked Twinkies until he accidentally spilled a chemical on them and turned them fuzzy and blue.
Jubilee and Bobby played with the intercom system saying things like "Price check for the cross dresser on isle three" and "Scott's a stinky butt poop head" until Scott told them to stop.
Peter was running around to all of the guestrooms sawing two legs off of all the beds in varying combinations.
Shortly before lunch, everyone got so bored that they all intervened in the living room except for Scott who went to get food. Logan, Kurt, and Remy were asleep on three of the five couches already when everyone arrived. Hank was reading a book.
Kitty, Jubilee, and Rogue had decided that they were going to shave Kurt's legs as he napped on the couch.
"It's really surprising that he hasn't even flinched yet," Kitty said as the girls carefully carried out their mission.
"Uh, guys," Jubilee said with worry, "what do you suppose is under all this fur?" They all looked at her and blinked. At this point Kurt woke up to see the three girls doing their dastardly deed.
"Was in der Welt are you drei doing?!?" (What in the World are you three doing) Kurt shouted.
"Sorry brother," Rogue said, "we jus' wonder'd what was under all o' that fur."
"Well don't do it again," Kurt said trying to calm down. "I'm extremely surprised that two of my best freunde and my own schwester would do such a thing."
"Hey guys," Jubilee said in a whisper, "let's all get Wolvie with the shaving cream before he wakes up." The other two girls smiled with delight as they carried the can over to Wolverine and sprayed the white foam all over him.
"There," Rogue said, "now let's wake him up before he sleeps through lunch and the foam dissolves." The three tickled the tip of Logan's nose until he woke with a start.
"Food's here!" Scott yelled as he walked in the front door. At that point, Logan noticed that he was covered in shaving cream and stood up and shook it off himself and all over Scott. Scott just laughed insanely and grinned.
"Are you alright, fearless leader?" Hank asked Scott, noticing his laughter very un-Scott-ly.
"Just fine," Scott said with a huge grin on his face.
After lunch the professor called to ask Scott how things were going.
"So then," the professor said, "everything's in order?"
"Yes master- I mean, yes sir," Scott said shaking back and forth.
"Are you sure Scott? You sound a little flustered," the professor said with worry. "Yeah, yeah, fine, fine." Scott answered.
"Alright. Goodbye Scott. Take care," the professor said.
"Bye-bye," Scott said stupidly.
"Who was that, Charles?" Ororo asked as she entered the Professor's study.
"Scott," the professor said. "I think we should take a trip to Warren and Betsy's first thing tomorrow morning.
Hank, Kitty, and Logan were in the basement trying out a few chemical reactions Beast wanted to try.
"I hate my hair," Kitty said as she ran her fingers through her brown locks.
"How do you think I feel?" Logan asked, "My hair sticks straight up in two places."
"Au contraire, mes amis," Hank said, "Neither of you are covered in hair." Logan and Kitty nodded in agreement.
"Some of us are closer to that than others..." Kitty said, glancing at Logan.
Logan merely glared at her in reply.
"Say, I've got an idea," Hank said with a twinkle in his eyes, "Let's invent a new hair formula that will solve all our problems."
"Uh oh," Kitty said as Hank began to pour chemicals into a test tube.
"Relax, you two. I know exactly what I'm-" Hank was cut off as a big explosion occurred and pink smoke filled the basement.
BOOM!
"What was that?" Rogue asked as she awoke from her nap on the couch snuggled against Remy.
"Je ne sais pas, chere now go back ta sleep," Remy replied as Rogue snuggled back up next to him.
BOOM!
"What in the bloody hell was that?" Peter asked himself as he walked around outside enjoying the afternoon.
"Hold still Peter," Scott said as he approached him with a butterfly net, "there's a flaming pink flamingo on your head."
At that Peter started to run away from Scott. "What on earth is wrong with you man? Have you gone all six's and seven's?"
"Must. Get. Flamingo!" Scott yelled as he gave chase.
"Ahhhh!!" Peter said as he ran from Scott.
"Wow," Kitty said, obviously dazed, "what is this stuff Hank?"
"I don't know but it makes my feel like I can fly," Hank said childishly.
"Weeee!" Logan said, "I'm a pretty, pretty, princess!" Logan then burped and started to laugh. Hank then responded to Logan's burp with one of his own setting off a burping contest between the two. Kitty began to act as a sports announcer.
Kurt was bored. He was seated on the couch wondering what to do. Why not raid the kitchen? He thought to himself. He picked himself up off the couch and headed into the kitchen. Just then he saw some wine. Hmmmm, he thought, ah, why not?
A little while later, Scott had stopped chasing Peter and was now looking closely at a blade of grass in the lawn. He was too interested in the grass to notice Bobby conveniently placing lawn gnomes in Scott's view. As Scott got bored with his blade of grass he glanced up to see the lawn gnomes. He then looked back down at the grass again.
"Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!!! They're watching me!" Scott screamed when he took a double take to see the horrifying, pudgy little beasts.
"Here, Scotty, Scotty," Jubilee said as she began to run towards Scott with his butterfly net and Hank's lab coat on.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!" Scott screamed as he began to run from Jubilee.
"Wait, Scott," Jubilee said unnervingly, "I won't hurt you." The chase was on from that point.
I wonder where Hank is, Bobby thought as he headed towards the basement. As he walked down the stairs, he smelled something funny and began to become a little light headed. He could hear loud burps and shouting coming from below. "What the.." Bobby then witnessed Logan and Hank in a heated burping competition with Kitty as their announcer.
"Uh maybe you guys should all come upstairs with me," Bobby said as they all stopped and turned toward him.
"Oooooookkkkaaayyyyy!" Kitty said, still in her announcer voice.
When Bobby arrived upstairs with the stoned trio he found a very drunk Kurt upside down on a chair belting out AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" at the top of his lungs.
"Oh. My. God." Bobby said with a horrified look on his face, "If this day keeps getting weirder, I'm gonna have to seek Psychiatric help."
AN: You like? Then let me know!! Don't be afraid to give me a review! I promise all it will take is a few seconds and I'll be your friend for life!!