AN: I was going to make you guys wait forever for this chapter, but then I had some ideas...
Juicy: Ideas that are somewhat ok...
J-Boi: I didn't think it was possible that she could be as bad as I am
Inu-chan: Her intelligence seems to have gotten somewhere...
HnA: You can never say something good about someone unless it's in a rude manner, can you?
Inu-chan: It's a habit
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Willing HeartsBy Hentai no Ai
Underage
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"I think we should follow them..."
"No, let them deal with this on their own."
Sango and Miroku were watching the couple walk across the street towards one of the bars. With a sigh Sango moved away from the window shaking her head, "I really don't think it'll work out. They hate each other!"
Miroku looked at her and said, "Not hate. The just dislike each other greatly because of a misunderstanding which amplified their feelings of dislike a little."
She gave him a flat glare, "And to sum that pointless statement up: They. Hate. Each. Other."
"Yeah, well, there's a thin line between love and hate." He retorted smartly.
"Their line happens to be a mile long and just as thick."
"Sango." He said grimly.
"Yes?" She gave him a sweet smile.
"Stop ruining my fun."
"Whatever, cupid."
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"Do we have to go through with this?" Inuyasha asked Kagome while they sat in a booth, waiting for their drinks.
"Obviously..." Kagome let out a heavy sigh as a waitress came by their table with to glasses of water.
"Water?" Inuyasha glared at the glass.
"I can't drink alcohol, I'm under-"
"I don't care what you are!" Inuyasha yelled. "This is not the time for water."
"There is always a time for water when you're-"
Inuyasha stood, ignoring her and waved another waitress over, "Two beers."
"Inuyasha, I told you I can't have alcohol!"
"Can't or won't?" He gave her a small smirk.
"What?"
"You can't or won't have a beer because you know you can't handle it?"
"That's not what I mean! And I can too handle it," Kagome's face was set into one of determination, and when the waitress came with two bottles of beer on a platter, Kagome grabbed one and drank it all in one swig.
"Feh, one beer. Big deal." He grabbed his and drank it just as quickly.
Kagome threw a glare in his direction before getting a waiter and ordering a few more beers.
Inuyasha's smirk grew and he said with an air of confidence, "Bring it on."
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So round and beautiful. It was there and it was about to be his...
"Move it unless you prefer I do it for you." Sango didn't move from her spot next to Inuyasha's desk as Miroku tried to get his sneaky hands on her butt.
He gave her a charming grin and his hand seemed to get to a lower point on her back.
"I'm serious."
His hand made its way to her bottom and she felt her face heat up as he had the nerve to start squeezing.
"I'm giving you until the count of three. 1... 2... 3." Still being squeezed and as red as ever, Sango pulled her fist back and swung forcefully, successfully knocking him over. "Save that for one of your girlfriends."
"For as long as we've known each other," Miroku gave her innocent eyes from his spot on the floor. "You should know that my heart belongs to you, and only you."
"I'm touched." Sango said flatly before whirling around and glaring at the people who were beginning to crowd into the bar across the street.
"What are they doing?" Miroku asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I have no idea..." She trailed off and soon the words Kagome, Inuyasha, beer, and twenty flew into her head.
"Shit!" She grabbed Miroku's hand and led him down the stairs, the elevators were much too slow.
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"Kagome," Inuyasha watched as she unceremoniously picked up another bottle and just as quickly, dropped it onto the floor.
"What, Eenuyashaaa?" She giggled.
"I think you should stop drinking..." He pulled a beer out of her reach and when she tried to make a grab for it she slid off the table.
"Kagome, are you okay?" He pulled her up and she sat in his lap with a smile.
"Oh Eenuyasha... You are so cute!" She flicked one of his ears and hugged him.
"YOU BASTARD!"
Inuyasha looked towards the source of the yell, along with everyone else in the bar, and saw Sango standing there with Miroku behind her giving him glare.
"What?" He looked around himself to see what was wrong, not really taking in what position he was in. "What did I do this time?"
She just about ran up to him and gave him a hard slap on the head, which sent him to the floor with Kagome landing on top of him.
"Inuyasha, you should be ashamed of yourself!" Miroku glared down at him while he and Sango began to get Kagome up.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Inuyasha just didn't understand what in the seven hells was going on in that human brain of his.
"Trying to take advantage of Kagome!" Sango gave him an even more heated glare before whispering, "I thought you were against this marriage and even if you're not, that's no good reason for you to try to sleep with Kagome as if she was just a one-night stand!"
"What???" Inuyasha stood up and gave Sango an annoyed look. "She thinks she's the best at everything! It's not my fault she can't hold her liquor!"
"She's not supposed to be drinking in the first place you idiot! She's not even 21 yet!"
Inuyasha's eyebrow rose for a moment in surprise until he realized what she'd been trying to tell him before. "Feh!" He walked out the door with Sango, Miroku, and a very tipsy Kagome trailing behind him.
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AN: Heh... Pretty funny, ne?
Juicy: You should have let him take advantage of her. Would have made a great lem-!
HnA: covers her mouth Say it and die. I don't write those!
J-Boi: grinning Well, in the first chapter of Payment you sure had a lot of bittersweet things going on...
HnA: I didn't do it on purpose! lets go of Juicy's mouth
Inu-chan: You're not even old enough to read those, let alone write them
HnA: I swear that wasn't supposed to happen! It just... flowed out!
Inu-chan, Juicy, and J-Boi: rolling eyes and smirking Sure...
HnA: I'm serious!
silentslayer: He he, you're right.
Magical Meg: It is... but then it isn't... 0o0 Gah! Confuzzlement ensues!
Kagome M.K: OK... I did.
DemonKitty: raises eyebrow Er... uh... ok...
Death's essence: They will, but not right away. I mean come on, I have to torture them with the arrangements and stuff
Inu-chan, Juicy, and J-Boi: dancing in circles around HnA HnA wrote a lemon! HnA wrote a lemon!
HnA: First of all, it was not a lemon! Second it just came out, I didn't plan it!
J-Boi: smirks Well, having Kagome 'push him deeper' inside her is part of a lemon if I ever read one
Juicy: chuckles And I'm pretty sure you didn't mean he was planting corn when he 'released his seed'
Inu-chan: raises glasses to the top of her head and grins widely And you basically said it was a lemon yourself. 'it just came out, I didn't plan it!'
HnA: falls over and sighs heavily on the floor Damn you all to hell, you evil bastards... sits up and glares at readers Review before I have to kill someone... twitches then falls back over again