Chapter Twenty
Kikyo was sitting on her couch in front of a fireplace in the dark reading a book. Then the door bell rang. When she went up to answer it, she unlocked the door, and a whole bunch of people trampled over her, along with the stampede was Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku, which she didn't see because she was lying face down on the tiled entrance.
One kid ran up to the boom box and started techno music (music that is very upbeat and sounds non-stop). Probably half the school was there, and dancing, making out on couches, and stuff. Since Kikyo had a pool, some jumped in and some got pushed in. It was a giant raid basically.
Kikyo didn't really act as she should have acted. She actually mingled and acted like a host, like she planned the whole thing.
"So, what do you want to do?" Miroku asked. They were outside standing by the pool.
"I don't know..." Sango said, then pushed Miroku into the pool, "Sorry, I slipped."
Miroku surfaced and coughed up water, "Sure you did, you just happened to use force upon me to fall." Miroku got out and shook himself off on Sango.
"Hey!"
"Uh oh, company." It was Kikyo coming. Inuyasha said before thinking, he grabbed Kagome and heading one way while Sango and Miroku ran other way. Inuyasha and Kagome went and hid in a shed full of pool equipment, and the shed was small enough to begin with. (Muhahahahahaha…hehe) The shed was so small that Inuyasha and Kagome were against each other…
"Uh, can you see her?" Kagome struggled to say.
Inuyasha looked through a hole on one of the walls. "Yeah, I just wonder where Miroku and Sango are."
Actually, Sango and Miroku jumped in the pool, holding their breath. They came up for some air and to look if Kikyo was still there after 30 seconds. Luckily, Kikyo wasn't around so, they got out and went off in the house to find some towels…
Since of Inuyasha's and Kagome's position, they can no longer reach the little hole, so they don't know where Kikyo is.
"That was smart, stuffing us into this tiny shed." Kagome muffled.
"Are you complaining?" Inuyasha said in a way beyond complaining way. They were facing each other and almost an inch away from each others' faces, well, there wasn't much space there in the first place was there?
Kagome smiled, "Not really." Just as Inuyasha was pulling in to a kiss, Kagome cracked the door open to see if Kikyo was still out. She wasn't in sight, o Kagome came out. Inuyasha followed her, a bit disappointed, and then laughed at the sight of a wet Sango and Miroku. Kagome laughed, too. "What happened to you guys?"
"We jumped in the pool to hide from Kikyo." Miroku said. They were both shivering in their towels.
"Hey, where'd you guys hide?" Sango said between her teeth chattering. Kagome pointed to the little shed. "In that little thing?" Kagome nodded.
"Anything happen?" Miroku asked with a mischievous grin. SLAP "Hey, I thought you weren't going to slap me anymore!"
"Hey, I said I won't slap you AS MUCH!" Sango said.
"I saw Kikyo with a notepad earlier." Inuyasha said.
"She's probably started to take down names." Miroku chattered.
"Well, then we just can't get caught now can we?" Kagome smiled.
"Kagome, what has gotten into you? You've been acting so odd lately, like you've got a bad girl bug or something." Sango asked.
"Really? I don't feel any different." Kagome joked.
"Now that you mention it, you've been acting like a smart ass and very sarcastic." Miroku pointed out, "Like Inuyasha."
A Surge of energy went through Inuyasha's and Kagome's body. "Ok, now I feel different." Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha, we weren't talking about you, we're talking about Kagome." Sango said.
"Huh?" Inuyasha and Kagome looked at each other and screamed. "AHHHHH!!!!!!"
"What's wrong?" Miroku asked.
"He's/she's me!" The both said.
"Well, this is strange…" Sango said.
"What happened?" Miroku asked.
"Well, after you said I was like Inuyasha, I felt like a warm shiver do up my spine, then this happened, the you asked me what happened and I told you that after…" Kagome started to blab.
"Ok, we get the point, so it was all Miroku's fault." Inuyasha said in Kagome's body.
(A/n, Ok, when I say a name, it is their [true] voice/mind, not the body...so it won't confuse people too much.)
"Hey, you can't blame me; it could have been a freaky accident, a coincidence that happened." Miroku said.
"Sure Miroku, that or you're jinxed." Sango said.
"Hey, hello, what about us?! We have to find a way to switch back.!" Kagome screamed. Inuyasha looked down on his new body. Kagome slapped him, "You look down there one more time and you'll end up unconscious." Kagome warned.
"Hey, don't tell me you we're going to do the same thing." Inuyasha smiled.
Kagome just stared at him in her body, "Man, I need to go on a diet." Then she smiled, "I mean…you're going to go on a diet."
"What?!" Inuyasha screamed, I, you look fine! You're a twig! What are you talking about?" He looked down at his body.
"You'll get used to a girl's mind. You'll see that I'm not a twig."
"Fine, then you are going to have to bench more."
"Bench? What's that?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha sighed, "It means that you're going to have to lift weights."
"No way! I can't lift weights!"
"In my body you can."
"Well, in MY body, you can stand a little diet!" Kagome burst out. Making heads turn because her voice was Inuyasha's.
"Do I really sound like that?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yeah, you do, man." Miroku said, really close to groping Inuyasha. Inuyasha caught Miroku's hand, "Wow, girls have really good reflexes." Inuyasha smiled.
"Ew, you were going to grab Inuyasha's ass?" Sango cringed.
"No, Kagome's ass, I thought if Kagome was inn Inuyasha's body, the Inuyasha wouldn't noti-"Miroku fell to the ground.
"Well, now that the pervert's unconscious, let's get home and try to figure out how to change back, before people start to notice anything." Sango said.
They were walking towards the back gate, "Oh crap, one of Kikyo's lackey's guarding the back way." Miroku said after regaining consciousness.
They ran to the front and say Kikyo herself by the front door. They went upstairs and into the bathroom, and climbed down through the side of the house and started to run towards Kagome's and Inuyasha's house. When they got there, they were heavily panting, "Hey, there was another bathroom right under the one we climbed out of, why didn't we just go there?" Sango asked.
"Shut up, we have to climb through our window again." Kagome said.
"Kagome, why'd you have to wear a skirt today, I feel like I'm not wearing anything!" Inuyasha said. Kagome just laughed.
"Get used to it, it's dress code, and they're much shorter than the one you're wearing now." Kagome said.
Once they got up into the bedroom, they started to pass out cards, and right then, their parents barged in, "Hey kids, what ya doing?" Kagome's dad asked.
"Playing cards." Miroku said.
"Ok then, dinner will be read soon, will you be joining us you two?" Inuyasha's mom asked.
"Can you invite our parents too?" Sango asked.
"Sure, we'll leave you kids alone." Kagome's mom said closing the door behind her.
"Ok, so what, are aces high or low?" Sango asked.
"Ah, Sango, you are so slow! We have to figure out how to switch us back!" Kagome said.
"So you think you should tell your parents?" Miroku asked.
"No way, even if we tell them, they'll either laugh in our faces, or think we caught their genes and think we're crazy." Kagome said.
"You know what? I'm going to have to get used to who's who." Miroku said.
"Yeah, I know what you mean; I'm going to have to start to talk with Inuyasha's body. Freaky." Sango shivered.
"Well, it won't be that different, you just have to get used to our different voices." Kagome said.
"DINNER!" Kagome's dad yelled from downstairs.
"Come on, let's try to act as normal as we can when we get down there." Inuyasha said.
(A/N Ok, this is random, but I realized that there are MANY people on the track team and MANY meets, so I'm going to add more later on, [at least at my school there are many])
After they finished dinner Sango's dad asked, "So, how's everything?"
"Wha, what? Oh, fine." Everyone responded.
The parents leaned in and whispered, "Something's not right, their up to something or they did something wrong, or something happened."
"Well, we better get going, thank you for the very kind and delicious meal." Sango said.
"Yes, thank you very much." Miroku said and they both left, "Bye Kagome, Bye Inuyasha, see you tomorrow!" they said before they left.
"Thank you." Sango's and Miroku's parent's said and left.
Inuyasha and Kagome went upstairs and just stared at the bed, their room, then at each other. "Oh, so how are we going to get dressed into our pajamas?" Inuyasha asked.
"Ok, since we don't want to look at each other… I'll dress my body, and you dress yours." Kagome said.
"Yeah, but they're still my eye balls, and WHEN we switch back, don't you think the thought and sight would be stick in our memories?" Inuyasha wondered aloud.
How should I know? I mean, let's worry about now, ok?" Kagome answered.
So, eventually, they dot dressed into their pajamas and went to sleep. They were both tossing and turning because they were trying to adjust to sleeping with their new bodies.
Inuyasha sprang up, "Ah! How can you sleep with your THINGS always in the way?!"
"I don't know! How can you?!" Kagome said.
"Hey, I think I saw this in a movie once. These two people switched places and they couldn't get back until they learned a whole bunch about each other."
"Well, don' we know all there is to know about each other already?"
"Well, not really." Inuyasha paused, "You're in a whole bunch of extracurricular activities like Speech and Theater, Art Club, the yearbook, and stuff. And I'm a whole bunch of sports, so I guess we have to go through what each other go through all the time."
"That makes sense." Kagome said, "Well, let's try to get to sleep, well worry about it tomorrow at school, and remember, I have play practice tomorrow."
"Yeah, and I have football practice." Inuyasha said, "Good luck."
"Yeah, you too, since our minds a re switched, you've have to remember all my LEADING lines."
"And you have to remember the rules and tactics of the game."
"Good night." They said and went on to sleep.
