bAuthor's Note: Hey just made this, since Men In Black 2 came out on July
3rd, and this
song has been playing constantly all over the place. I thought I'd make a
song a la Harry Potter style. He sings here! Black Robes Stunnin' (Wave Ya
Wand) [As opposed to Black Suits Comin (Nod Ya Head)]
Just on another short note in case you're wondering: Aconite contains highly active alkaloids, and is poisonous to both humans and animals. When eaten in small to moderate amounts, it frequently causes death within hours.
b u Part I? As I walked into Hogwart' great hall, during one dinner. Dumbledore announced "Just on a whim....let us have someone volunteer some entertainment, anyone?". Suddenly the candles went out and it was pitch black, everyone was in shock and a sudden murmur spread throughout the hall. The moon was high above, and the stars were twinkling letting an eerie glow in the hall.
Author: Um, what's going on? this wasn't in the program!!
Unknown Voice echoes throughout the hall: It is now....
Torches blasted on in a sudden explosion, and the doors come slamming open in one strong crash. Everyone whirled around to see a shadow in the door and the music started. (Chorus by the way was volunteered by the ghosts and a few elves)
Intro: (Come Come on) (Come on Come Come on) (The Black Robes Stunnin') (The Black Robes Stunnin')
I'm Stunnin'... I'm Stunnin'... I'm Stunnin'... I'm Stunnin' I am the boy in black I'm back Breaking the backs of the random death eaters So can the dark magic Yo I'm dangerous I've been trained to bust When strange wizards fuss try to endanger us Praise me y'all Don't nothing graze me y'all When they see me their gaze be all shocked ya, y'all They say I'm a myth Trust me if somebody jokes Out of the depth of your imagination appears Daniel Radcliffe! Black robes, the black shades, the black shoes black tie with the Gryffindor attitude New style green contacts I'm stunning man [A few fans can be heard screaming in the background] The new hottest wizard in six hundred years! Don't you get the hang of it? What you thought I wouldn't come again? Leave you in suspense without bringing you the thrill again? Tangling with the dark lord's scum again Awesome, it's the boy who lived running in!
Chorus 1: (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you Wave Ya Wand like this! (The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you Wave Ya Wand! like this! (The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you bop your Wand, Wave your Wand, come on! (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this (Wave Ya Wand!)
Check it Yo it's this dark lord right Voldemort, making me gag right The world is nothing to him he be evil like Threatening me and my friends Trying to kill me right Thinking he's major evil Or black aconite! finishing whatever you start son The best looking Gryffindor since myself in book one! Better think fast and do magic right and sing along 'Cause Ron and Hermione are back and they're hype What Draco? Bring it on! [Draco sits back down quickly as everyone looks at him] Wanna duel with me? Trying to duel with me? Unh Unh What What Yo... what what... then... lemme... see you just... Come on... just come on and:
Chorus 2: (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you Wave Ya Wand like this! (The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you Wave Ya Wand like this! (The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!) Let me see you (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!) Come on! Come on! Let me see you (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!)
Check it, Check it Yo, hey! books closed Beat all my foes Chased away by the black robes, wands, and Fawkes. Magic's above the law Voldemort can't touch me y'all Highly spoken of young wizard at Hogwarts! So, Neville, just forget what you think you saw Put that wand down now, Draco [Draco: Who tells him that I'm trying to curse him!] Who you think you foolin' huh? [ Draco grumbles] Just a few little words then good bye there Just keep on fightin' baddie and look out me Thank you, the fight is completed I mean it I won't be defeated You seen it I did it even when my energy was depleted Wizard defenders don't act like you don't know Taking lackeys and proving they only wannabes, whatever Now, wizards and witches, ghosts and elves The boy who lived is back to protect us from hell When the dark enemy is near the boy is here
So have no fear just let me see you
Chorus 3: Wave Ya Wand like this! (the Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you wave ya wand like this (the Black Robes Stunnin') Come on! (Wave Ya Wand! the Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand! the Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!) (Wave Ya Wand!) Woo! (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Unh! (Wave Ya Wand!) Yo, yo (Wave Ya Wand!)
Yo, Yo If you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Tell me if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) If you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Come on if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Yo if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Tell me if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) If you want to Wave just say (Pot-ter!) Tell me if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Ha!
He looked around and there was a silence unlike any other, we all watched in awe before slowly, applause started and built up to a roar of cheers. Standing ovations from everyone except the Slytherins started, as Harry smiled at everyone and ran back to his seat to eat dinner.
Author suddenly nudges Draco as others applaud Harry: So why dont you try to sing something...maybe you can out do him.
Draco smirks and looks at the crowd, speaking softly....with a plan in mind: Maybe I will......
In case your wondering, it really depends on the response I get whether or not I continue, so cya!
Just on another short note in case you're wondering: Aconite contains highly active alkaloids, and is poisonous to both humans and animals. When eaten in small to moderate amounts, it frequently causes death within hours.
b u Part I? As I walked into Hogwart' great hall, during one dinner. Dumbledore announced "Just on a whim....let us have someone volunteer some entertainment, anyone?". Suddenly the candles went out and it was pitch black, everyone was in shock and a sudden murmur spread throughout the hall. The moon was high above, and the stars were twinkling letting an eerie glow in the hall.
Author: Um, what's going on? this wasn't in the program!!
Unknown Voice echoes throughout the hall: It is now....
Torches blasted on in a sudden explosion, and the doors come slamming open in one strong crash. Everyone whirled around to see a shadow in the door and the music started. (Chorus by the way was volunteered by the ghosts and a few elves)
Intro: (Come Come on) (Come on Come Come on) (The Black Robes Stunnin') (The Black Robes Stunnin')
I'm Stunnin'... I'm Stunnin'... I'm Stunnin'... I'm Stunnin' I am the boy in black I'm back Breaking the backs of the random death eaters So can the dark magic Yo I'm dangerous I've been trained to bust When strange wizards fuss try to endanger us Praise me y'all Don't nothing graze me y'all When they see me their gaze be all shocked ya, y'all They say I'm a myth Trust me if somebody jokes Out of the depth of your imagination appears Daniel Radcliffe! Black robes, the black shades, the black shoes black tie with the Gryffindor attitude New style green contacts I'm stunning man [A few fans can be heard screaming in the background] The new hottest wizard in six hundred years! Don't you get the hang of it? What you thought I wouldn't come again? Leave you in suspense without bringing you the thrill again? Tangling with the dark lord's scum again Awesome, it's the boy who lived running in!
Chorus 1: (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you Wave Ya Wand like this! (The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you Wave Ya Wand! like this! (The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you bop your Wand, Wave your Wand, come on! (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this (Wave Ya Wand!)
Check it Yo it's this dark lord right Voldemort, making me gag right The world is nothing to him he be evil like Threatening me and my friends Trying to kill me right Thinking he's major evil Or black aconite! finishing whatever you start son The best looking Gryffindor since myself in book one! Better think fast and do magic right and sing along 'Cause Ron and Hermione are back and they're hype What Draco? Bring it on! [Draco sits back down quickly as everyone looks at him] Wanna duel with me? Trying to duel with me? Unh Unh What What Yo... what what... then... lemme... see you just... Come on... just come on and:
Chorus 2: (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you Wave Ya Wand like this! (The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you Wave Ya Wand like this! (The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!) Let me see you (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!) Come on! Come on! Let me see you (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!)
Check it, Check it Yo, hey! books closed Beat all my foes Chased away by the black robes, wands, and Fawkes. Magic's above the law Voldemort can't touch me y'all Highly spoken of young wizard at Hogwarts! So, Neville, just forget what you think you saw Put that wand down now, Draco [Draco: Who tells him that I'm trying to curse him!] Who you think you foolin' huh? [ Draco grumbles] Just a few little words then good bye there Just keep on fightin' baddie and look out me Thank you, the fight is completed I mean it I won't be defeated You seen it I did it even when my energy was depleted Wizard defenders don't act like you don't know Taking lackeys and proving they only wannabes, whatever Now, wizards and witches, ghosts and elves The boy who lived is back to protect us from hell When the dark enemy is near the boy is here
So have no fear just let me see you
Chorus 3: Wave Ya Wand like this! (the Black Robes Stunnin') Let me see you wave ya wand like this (the Black Robes Stunnin') Come on! (Wave Ya Wand! the Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand! the Black Robes Stunnin') Like this, let me see you (Wave Ya Wand!) (Wave Ya Wand!) Woo! (Wave Ya Wand! The Black Robes Stunnin') Unh! (Wave Ya Wand!) Yo, yo (Wave Ya Wand!)
Yo, Yo If you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Tell me if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) If you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Come on if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Yo if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Tell me if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) If you want to Wave just say (Pot-ter!) Tell me if you want to fight just say (Pot-ter!) Ha!
He looked around and there was a silence unlike any other, we all watched in awe before slowly, applause started and built up to a roar of cheers. Standing ovations from everyone except the Slytherins started, as Harry smiled at everyone and ran back to his seat to eat dinner.
Author suddenly nudges Draco as others applaud Harry: So why dont you try to sing something...maybe you can out do him.
Draco smirks and looks at the crowd, speaking softly....with a plan in mind: Maybe I will......
In case your wondering, it really depends on the response I get whether or not I continue, so cya!