Author's note: Well I'm back...and with more. LOL. Hope you're enjoying
these as much as I do. Anyway, on to the next one....every one's favorite
Slytherin....Draco Malfoy!! Just to let the reader know ahead of time the
song being parodied is by Pink and is called Just Like A Pill. And since
there is a bit of an insult towards a character don't take it too
personally because I like this character too....it's just well...this is
Draco!!
Part 2 Well, once again here we were in Hogwart's Great Hall. I had just been enjoying my mug of warm butterbeer and crumpets with the Gryffindors when all of sudden we heard a loud commotion coming from the Slytherin table. Everyone looked over and saw Draco walking to the front of the hall his usual smirk spread across his face as he stood where the sorting hat usually was.
Author: *gasp exhaustedly as she reaches her podium* Alright, here we have the Slytherin everyone loves hate...the one and only: Draco Malfoy!!
[Cheers can be heard from the Slytherin table while the other houses look on in silence]
Author: Ahem, well, yes....anyway the Singing Duel is on...so let's begin!!!!
Draco prepared himself to beat the boy who lived as all of a sudden the music began and the spotlight hit him:
Just Like A Thorn: (He sat on a stool while the song started and the disco lights suddenly came on out of no where) Lying here on the floor where you left me I think I took a punch I'm crying here, what have you done? I thought it would be fun
I can't seem to ever beat you There's a shortage in the charms I can't stand you Harry Potter 'Cause I think you broke my arm I told you about hangin' with the wrong crowd Because Hermione's a little bitch I'll think I'll get out of here
Where I can flee just as fast as I can To the Slytherin common room To the middle of my dormitory
And I swear you're just like a thorn Instead of making me better You make me feel scorn You make me feel scorn
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me It must be a bad spell All of the other spells they were different
Maybe I should call some help
I can't ever seem to beat you There's a shortage in the charms I can't stand you Harry Potter 'Cause I think you broke my arm I told you about hangin' with the wrong crowd Because Hermione's a little bitch I'll think I'll get out of here
Where I can flee just as fast as I can To the Slytherin common To the middle of my dormitory
And I swear you're just like a thorn Instead of making me better You make me feel scorn You make me feel scorn
The music ended and Draco smiled satisfied that he got his message across to whom he considered to be the pathetic version of the muggle story "The Three Musketeers" with that message he bowed and received more cheers from the Slytherin table as the other tables remained in silent shock at the insubordinate attitude the words held.
Author looks shocked: Wow, that was a bit *coughs* deep....I wonder how Hermione will take this? *looks over at Hermione who's fuming* um, guess not too well.
[Author walks over to Hermione] So will Miss Granger accept the challenge presented by Mr.Malfoy?
Hermione looked over at me and looked annoyed and angry as ever: "Of course I will...that snake of Malfoy will regret calling me that!!" With that she sauntered off and disappeared out of the hall.
Author sighs: Well there we have it so far the duels stand as follow: Harry and Draco have earned their houses 20 points each....Harry for being really funny and Draco for just being well, interesting....anyway, Cya all soon....I'm reporting from the Great Hall once again...will Hermione sing? only time will tell. *checks watch* well, we have a lot of time, so hey....we can wait...cya! ^_^ *apparates*
So what do you think? reviews? or not.....you decide!
Part 2 Well, once again here we were in Hogwart's Great Hall. I had just been enjoying my mug of warm butterbeer and crumpets with the Gryffindors when all of sudden we heard a loud commotion coming from the Slytherin table. Everyone looked over and saw Draco walking to the front of the hall his usual smirk spread across his face as he stood where the sorting hat usually was.
Author: *gasp exhaustedly as she reaches her podium* Alright, here we have the Slytherin everyone loves hate...the one and only: Draco Malfoy!!
[Cheers can be heard from the Slytherin table while the other houses look on in silence]
Author: Ahem, well, yes....anyway the Singing Duel is on...so let's begin!!!!
Draco prepared himself to beat the boy who lived as all of a sudden the music began and the spotlight hit him:
Just Like A Thorn: (He sat on a stool while the song started and the disco lights suddenly came on out of no where) Lying here on the floor where you left me I think I took a punch I'm crying here, what have you done? I thought it would be fun
I can't seem to ever beat you There's a shortage in the charms I can't stand you Harry Potter 'Cause I think you broke my arm I told you about hangin' with the wrong crowd Because Hermione's a little bitch I'll think I'll get out of here
Where I can flee just as fast as I can To the Slytherin common room To the middle of my dormitory
And I swear you're just like a thorn Instead of making me better You make me feel scorn You make me feel scorn
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me It must be a bad spell All of the other spells they were different
Maybe I should call some help
I can't ever seem to beat you There's a shortage in the charms I can't stand you Harry Potter 'Cause I think you broke my arm I told you about hangin' with the wrong crowd Because Hermione's a little bitch I'll think I'll get out of here
Where I can flee just as fast as I can To the Slytherin common To the middle of my dormitory
And I swear you're just like a thorn Instead of making me better You make me feel scorn You make me feel scorn
The music ended and Draco smiled satisfied that he got his message across to whom he considered to be the pathetic version of the muggle story "The Three Musketeers" with that message he bowed and received more cheers from the Slytherin table as the other tables remained in silent shock at the insubordinate attitude the words held.
Author looks shocked: Wow, that was a bit *coughs* deep....I wonder how Hermione will take this? *looks over at Hermione who's fuming* um, guess not too well.
[Author walks over to Hermione] So will Miss Granger accept the challenge presented by Mr.Malfoy?
Hermione looked over at me and looked annoyed and angry as ever: "Of course I will...that snake of Malfoy will regret calling me that!!" With that she sauntered off and disappeared out of the hall.
Author sighs: Well there we have it so far the duels stand as follow: Harry and Draco have earned their houses 20 points each....Harry for being really funny and Draco for just being well, interesting....anyway, Cya all soon....I'm reporting from the Great Hall once again...will Hermione sing? only time will tell. *checks watch* well, we have a lot of time, so hey....we can wait...cya! ^_^ *apparates*
So what do you think? reviews? or not.....you decide!