Author's note: Hey again, here is the next installment of the Hogwart's
Singing Duels....next up, out favorite Gryffindor bookworm...the very
cool...Hermione Granger!! Parodying the song "Complicated" by Avril
Lavigne. Hope you've been enjoying yourselves...anyway, just a quick note:
no profit is being made with this, this is a just a work of fun and that's
it really.
Part 3 Author: So hey we're back live from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry....I'm you're host "The Author"....so far as you may know we've had two duels....Harry and Draco, but unfortunately due to the fact that Draco really insulted Hermione, we've had a change of plans....
The atmosphere is now relaxed and everyone is settling in with dessert and more butterbeer, mmmmmm....ahem, well...the stars are shining above us on the ceiling and it looks to be a beautiful night with a lovely crescent moon. Harry and Ron appear to be looking for someone [author walks over] "Who are you looking for?"
Ron is the first to reply "Hermione, she's been gone since that prick of a Slytherin insulted her....have you seen her?"
Author: I saw her leave some where, she looked angry...but I'm sure once she gets over it she'll.... Hermione came sauntering into the great hall much to the shock of everybody else, including me....she was dressed in muggle teen skater clothes!
Harry's eyes were wide as he looked at Ron and I for an explanation but we shook our heads and shrugged. "Probably part of the song she's doing for the duel"
Ron looked flabbergasted "Hermione....is going...to sing?"
Author nods: I guess so, she said something about getting the pric--I mean Draco, back for what he sung about her.
Harry and Ron look at one another then at me "Are you encouraging everyone to do this?"
Author looks shocked, but her eyes say otherwise "I'm just an announcer....oh look the song started...bye!" Author runs to her podium. "I really need to get a bullhorn...anyway....from Gryffindor we have Miss. Hermione Granger!!!"
[Everyone cheers except Slytherin]
Hermione smiles and lets the music flow as it begins as she slowly bounces to the beat and dances slightly.
"Orchestrated":
Oh yeah, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Draco whatcha dissin' for?
Lay back it's all been said before
And if you could only let it be you will see
I hate you the way you are
When I'm walkin' down the hall
and you're yelling to me all the insults you can think
Some kinda snob, is that like your job?
But you're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool but you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so orchestrated?
See the way you're acting like you're someone important gets me frustrated
Life's like this
And you fall and you drawl, you're a snake and you take what you get and you turn it into snobbery
and promise yourself you're never gonna find you faked it
no no no
You walk over unannounced
dressed up like you're someone's special doll
where you are and where it's sad you see
you're making me
laugh when you try to strike your pose
pull off the little mask of yours
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become
Some kinda snob, is that like your job?
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool but you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so orchestrated?
See the way you're acting like you're someone important gets me frustrated
Life's like this
and You fall and you drawl, you're a snake and you take what you get and you turn it into snobbery
promise yourself you're never gonna find you faked it
no no no
Draco whatcha dissin' for?
Lay back, it's all been said before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Some kinda snob, is that like your job?
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so orchestrated?
See the way you're acting like you're someone important gets me frustrated
Life's like this
and You fall and you drawl, you're a snake and you take what you get and you turn it into snobbery
promise yourself you're never gonna find you faked it
no no no
Why you have to go and make things so orchestrated?
See the way you're acting like you're someone important gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you drawl, you're a snake and you take what you get and you turn it into snobbery
promise yourself you're never gonna find you faked it
God, you're odd.....
Everyone (except of course all of Slytherin who is fuming at the slapdown) including Headmaster Dumbledore give Hermione a standing ovation, cheering loudly as she walks to her seat confidently. Even the ghosts are applauding, as she bows and waves to everyone. Daisies come swirling down from the ceiling like beautiful confetti and she catches a bunch and takes her seat.
Author: That was by far the coolest bit of the duels...another 20 points for Gryffindor!....so we have, Harry as being the funniest, Draco as being the most interesting, and Hermione as the coolest...hell ya, things are just getting better and better!! Rock on Gryffindor!! So who's next?
Everyone looks around at one another uneasily. Author: "Oh come on now,fine, I'll choose.....hmmm, how about....Ron Weasley!!"
"What?!" Ron shouts in shock.
"Oh come on Ron....you'll do fine....go on now and decide what song you're gonna sing"
Ron winces and gets up and leaves.
Author: "Kay, so there you have it, Ron Weasley is goin' up next....cya later... over and out!"
Hope you enjoyed this new bit of my singing duels....reviews appreciated but not mandatory...and if you'd like in the reviews leave me ideas for what songs and what characters I can continue with, I have ideas...but other suggestions are very welcome ^_^
Part 3 Author: So hey we're back live from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry....I'm you're host "The Author"....so far as you may know we've had two duels....Harry and Draco, but unfortunately due to the fact that Draco really insulted Hermione, we've had a change of plans....
The atmosphere is now relaxed and everyone is settling in with dessert and more butterbeer, mmmmmm....ahem, well...the stars are shining above us on the ceiling and it looks to be a beautiful night with a lovely crescent moon. Harry and Ron appear to be looking for someone [author walks over] "Who are you looking for?"
Ron is the first to reply "Hermione, she's been gone since that prick of a Slytherin insulted her....have you seen her?"
Author: I saw her leave some where, she looked angry...but I'm sure once she gets over it she'll.... Hermione came sauntering into the great hall much to the shock of everybody else, including me....she was dressed in muggle teen skater clothes!
Harry's eyes were wide as he looked at Ron and I for an explanation but we shook our heads and shrugged. "Probably part of the song she's doing for the duel"
Ron looked flabbergasted "Hermione....is going...to sing?"
Author nods: I guess so, she said something about getting the pric--I mean Draco, back for what he sung about her.
Harry and Ron look at one another then at me "Are you encouraging everyone to do this?"
Author looks shocked, but her eyes say otherwise "I'm just an announcer....oh look the song started...bye!" Author runs to her podium. "I really need to get a bullhorn...anyway....from Gryffindor we have Miss. Hermione Granger!!!"
[Everyone cheers except Slytherin]
Hermione smiles and lets the music flow as it begins as she slowly bounces to the beat and dances slightly.
"Orchestrated":
Oh yeah, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Draco whatcha dissin' for?
Lay back it's all been said before
And if you could only let it be you will see
I hate you the way you are
When I'm walkin' down the hall
and you're yelling to me all the insults you can think
Some kinda snob, is that like your job?
But you're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool but you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so orchestrated?
See the way you're acting like you're someone important gets me frustrated
Life's like this
And you fall and you drawl, you're a snake and you take what you get and you turn it into snobbery
and promise yourself you're never gonna find you faked it
no no no
You walk over unannounced
dressed up like you're someone's special doll
where you are and where it's sad you see
you're making me
laugh when you try to strike your pose
pull off the little mask of yours
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become
Some kinda snob, is that like your job?
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool but you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so orchestrated?
See the way you're acting like you're someone important gets me frustrated
Life's like this
and You fall and you drawl, you're a snake and you take what you get and you turn it into snobbery
promise yourself you're never gonna find you faked it
no no no
Draco whatcha dissin' for?
Lay back, it's all been said before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Some kinda snob, is that like your job?
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so orchestrated?
See the way you're acting like you're someone important gets me frustrated
Life's like this
and You fall and you drawl, you're a snake and you take what you get and you turn it into snobbery
promise yourself you're never gonna find you faked it
no no no
Why you have to go and make things so orchestrated?
See the way you're acting like you're someone important gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you drawl, you're a snake and you take what you get and you turn it into snobbery
promise yourself you're never gonna find you faked it
God, you're odd.....
Everyone (except of course all of Slytherin who is fuming at the slapdown) including Headmaster Dumbledore give Hermione a standing ovation, cheering loudly as she walks to her seat confidently. Even the ghosts are applauding, as she bows and waves to everyone. Daisies come swirling down from the ceiling like beautiful confetti and she catches a bunch and takes her seat.
Author: That was by far the coolest bit of the duels...another 20 points for Gryffindor!....so we have, Harry as being the funniest, Draco as being the most interesting, and Hermione as the coolest...hell ya, things are just getting better and better!! Rock on Gryffindor!! So who's next?
Everyone looks around at one another uneasily. Author: "Oh come on now,fine, I'll choose.....hmmm, how about....Ron Weasley!!"
"What?!" Ron shouts in shock.
"Oh come on Ron....you'll do fine....go on now and decide what song you're gonna sing"
Ron winces and gets up and leaves.
Author: "Kay, so there you have it, Ron Weasley is goin' up next....cya later... over and out!"
Hope you enjoyed this new bit of my singing duels....reviews appreciated but not mandatory...and if you'd like in the reviews leave me ideas for what songs and what characters I can continue with, I have ideas...but other suggestions are very welcome ^_^