Author's note: Back from a few days of a good rest, but now I'm back for
the rest of the Hogwart's Singing Duels! Thanks to the peeps who reviewed.
Now up next is another Gryffindor....let's all take a look, shall we? ^_^
Eek, hold it...before I forget to say....no profit is being made with this
parody. Thank you. ^_^
Part 4 Author/Host: Well here we are, reporting from Hogwarts with some more exciting challenges! We were last blown away by Hermione's song and now it's another Gryffindor's turn! The score is Gryffindor 40 to Slytherin's 20 (cheers can be heard from Gryffindor and Boo's from Slytherin). And Ron Weasley is up....with *looks at her papers* 'Trio'. Ron's wizarding version of the muggle song, "Video" by muggle singer India.Arie. *Smiles* Good choice.
George: Oy, so do you think our little brother will be any good?
Author: Sure he will....why do you ask?
Fred: Because our parents and brothers are here.
Author is a bit surprised: Oh...wait, you told them! but you know that Ron doesn't like being in front of people! (I don't know this for sure, I made it up ^_^).
Fred and George: Like you're any different, putting him up there.
Author pauses to think and then replies: Point taken.
We all joined the hall as it fell quiet when Ron stepped up to the front as the music started: 'Trio'. Sometimes I feel like hittin' Draco but sometimes I can't Sometimes I can only glare but sometimes I comment Depending on how my mood feels I might even hex his hair [Draco's quickly covers his head w/ a hood] It really just depends on whatever sounds good in my mind
I'm not the average guy from the trio And I ain't built like a quidditch captain But I learned to deal with Malfoy, frustratingly Because he's such a baby [Draco turns red, as everyone except those in Slytherin stifle a laugh] I'm not the average guy from the trio My friendship is not determined by the price of my clothes No matter what I'm wearing I will always be Ron Weasley
When I look at my reflection and the only one there is me Every freckle on my face is where it's suppose to be And I know my mum made no mistakes raising me [Author: Awwww, that is so sweet!] My mum, my dad, my sis, my bros, we're all a family.
I'm not the average guy from the trio And I ain't built like a quidditch captain But I learned to deal with Malfoy, frustratingly Because he's such a baby [Draco is about to have a conniption] I'm not the average guy from the trio My friendship is not determined by the price of my clothes No matter what I'm wearing I will always be Ron Weasley
Am I less of a guy if I don't where fancy clothes My mum said a guy isn't what he wears but what he knows. But I've put an end to story, it's all unfounded glory Snobbery's the name of the game An annoying comment, a drawling insult, Someone deserves some pain [He glares daggers at Draco, who suddenly feels uneasy]
Don't be offended Malfoy, this is all an opinion But nothing that I'm saying is forced This is a true admission Of a class learned lesson That I decided to share with you So stay in where you fit in Go on and smile Clear your soul Now's the time Put your curses on the shelf Go on and love yourself 'Cause everything's gonna be alright [Draco hears the sarcasm in Ron's voice and shrinks a bit]
I'm not the average guy from the trio And I ain't built like a quidditch captain But I learned to deal with Malfoy, frustratingly Because he's such a baby [Draco: I resent that!] I'm not the average guy from the trio My friendship is not determined by the price of my clothes No matter what I'm wearing I will always be Ron Weasley
Keep your fancy robes, and your expensive brooms We don't need that to have a fun time Keep your expensive cars and your large manor All that I need are my friends
Tell your mum and your dad We'd rather have a modest group of friends Don't need all your money, we prefer humility What the gods gave us is just fine.
I'm not the average guy from the trio And I ain't built like a quidditch captain But I learned to deal with Malfoy, frustratingly Because he's such a baby [Draco: Stop calling me that!!!] I'm not the average guy from the trio My friendship is not determined by the price of my clothes No matter what I'm wearing I will always be Ron Weasley
Again cheers rose up and as the applause was on Ron saw his parents and brothers Bill and Charlie, he walked over and they all congratulated him, Mrs. Weasley in tears as she hugged him and he blushed. Harry and Hermione were really happy as they cheered and applauded for the Third Musketeer as were all others. Draco could be heard in the background angrily: "He called me a baby! I am not a baby!".
Author: Woooo, that was awesome!! Another 20 points for Gryffinfor putting the score at 60 to 20....things are not looking good for Slytherin....this is a first come, first serve thing after all, so order and volunteering is essential if they want points! * Looks over at everyone* Okay so who wants to go next?!!
A loud commotion started as every talked amongst themselves trying to decide who would go next. Meanwhile the author looked up at the ceiling and saw that it was already going to be dawn. And a sunny day at that, not a cloud in the sky, perfect lighting for the rest of the duels. Author: So who's going up?
Oliver Wood stood up: Well, since there's no Quidditch practice today...I'll go up.
Author is dumbstruck: Oliver, it's, Ollie.....Wood, Gryffindor quidditch captain....cute...handsome, wow, uh....*snaps out of her gawking and drooling* ahem, that's really great!
Oliver smiled kindly: Alright then, I'll be right back.
Author melts in a daze as she watches him leave: So there we have it.......Oliver Wood is.....up.....next. *smiles and murmurs* yay.
So that's, that. Upcoming in our next installment is the handsome Gryffindor Quidditch fanatic we know as Oliver Wood. Again reviews appreciated but not mandatory. And if you guys gave any suggestions...I'm open for anything. So, cya all later!! *apparates*
Part 4 Author/Host: Well here we are, reporting from Hogwarts with some more exciting challenges! We were last blown away by Hermione's song and now it's another Gryffindor's turn! The score is Gryffindor 40 to Slytherin's 20 (cheers can be heard from Gryffindor and Boo's from Slytherin). And Ron Weasley is up....with *looks at her papers* 'Trio'. Ron's wizarding version of the muggle song, "Video" by muggle singer India.Arie. *Smiles* Good choice.
George: Oy, so do you think our little brother will be any good?
Author: Sure he will....why do you ask?
Fred: Because our parents and brothers are here.
Author is a bit surprised: Oh...wait, you told them! but you know that Ron doesn't like being in front of people! (I don't know this for sure, I made it up ^_^).
Fred and George: Like you're any different, putting him up there.
Author pauses to think and then replies: Point taken.
We all joined the hall as it fell quiet when Ron stepped up to the front as the music started: 'Trio'. Sometimes I feel like hittin' Draco but sometimes I can't Sometimes I can only glare but sometimes I comment Depending on how my mood feels I might even hex his hair [Draco's quickly covers his head w/ a hood] It really just depends on whatever sounds good in my mind
I'm not the average guy from the trio And I ain't built like a quidditch captain But I learned to deal with Malfoy, frustratingly Because he's such a baby [Draco turns red, as everyone except those in Slytherin stifle a laugh] I'm not the average guy from the trio My friendship is not determined by the price of my clothes No matter what I'm wearing I will always be Ron Weasley
When I look at my reflection and the only one there is me Every freckle on my face is where it's suppose to be And I know my mum made no mistakes raising me [Author: Awwww, that is so sweet!] My mum, my dad, my sis, my bros, we're all a family.
I'm not the average guy from the trio And I ain't built like a quidditch captain But I learned to deal with Malfoy, frustratingly Because he's such a baby [Draco is about to have a conniption] I'm not the average guy from the trio My friendship is not determined by the price of my clothes No matter what I'm wearing I will always be Ron Weasley
Am I less of a guy if I don't where fancy clothes My mum said a guy isn't what he wears but what he knows. But I've put an end to story, it's all unfounded glory Snobbery's the name of the game An annoying comment, a drawling insult, Someone deserves some pain [He glares daggers at Draco, who suddenly feels uneasy]
Don't be offended Malfoy, this is all an opinion But nothing that I'm saying is forced This is a true admission Of a class learned lesson That I decided to share with you So stay in where you fit in Go on and smile Clear your soul Now's the time Put your curses on the shelf Go on and love yourself 'Cause everything's gonna be alright [Draco hears the sarcasm in Ron's voice and shrinks a bit]
I'm not the average guy from the trio And I ain't built like a quidditch captain But I learned to deal with Malfoy, frustratingly Because he's such a baby [Draco: I resent that!] I'm not the average guy from the trio My friendship is not determined by the price of my clothes No matter what I'm wearing I will always be Ron Weasley
Keep your fancy robes, and your expensive brooms We don't need that to have a fun time Keep your expensive cars and your large manor All that I need are my friends
Tell your mum and your dad We'd rather have a modest group of friends Don't need all your money, we prefer humility What the gods gave us is just fine.
I'm not the average guy from the trio And I ain't built like a quidditch captain But I learned to deal with Malfoy, frustratingly Because he's such a baby [Draco: Stop calling me that!!!] I'm not the average guy from the trio My friendship is not determined by the price of my clothes No matter what I'm wearing I will always be Ron Weasley
Again cheers rose up and as the applause was on Ron saw his parents and brothers Bill and Charlie, he walked over and they all congratulated him, Mrs. Weasley in tears as she hugged him and he blushed. Harry and Hermione were really happy as they cheered and applauded for the Third Musketeer as were all others. Draco could be heard in the background angrily: "He called me a baby! I am not a baby!".
Author: Woooo, that was awesome!! Another 20 points for Gryffinfor putting the score at 60 to 20....things are not looking good for Slytherin....this is a first come, first serve thing after all, so order and volunteering is essential if they want points! * Looks over at everyone* Okay so who wants to go next?!!
A loud commotion started as every talked amongst themselves trying to decide who would go next. Meanwhile the author looked up at the ceiling and saw that it was already going to be dawn. And a sunny day at that, not a cloud in the sky, perfect lighting for the rest of the duels. Author: So who's going up?
Oliver Wood stood up: Well, since there's no Quidditch practice today...I'll go up.
Author is dumbstruck: Oliver, it's, Ollie.....Wood, Gryffindor quidditch captain....cute...handsome, wow, uh....*snaps out of her gawking and drooling* ahem, that's really great!
Oliver smiled kindly: Alright then, I'll be right back.
Author melts in a daze as she watches him leave: So there we have it.......Oliver Wood is.....up.....next. *smiles and murmurs* yay.
So that's, that. Upcoming in our next installment is the handsome Gryffindor Quidditch fanatic we know as Oliver Wood. Again reviews appreciated but not mandatory. And if you guys gave any suggestions...I'm open for anything. So, cya all later!! *apparates*