Author's note: The song I decided to choose for the next part in the
singing duels is "Rock DJ by Robbie Williams". Parodied as "Stop
Quidditch" by Oliver Wood (don't take the title literally though....lol,
you have to read to know exactly what's happening).
Very quick note:the 'backhand' Oliver mentions in the song, is a Sports term for a stroke or motion, as of a racket, made with the back of the hand facing outward and the arm moving forward. A pass or shot in hockey made with the back of the blade of the stick. To perform, catch, or hit with a backhand. Take it as a quidditch term for when a chaser throws a quaffle to the goal, but a keeper blocks it...or something like that....lol ^_^
Part 5 Author: Hello, back to the duels.....I'm so giddy right now, it's not even funny!! lol why? you may ask....because, well, Gryffindor's hottest guy Oliver Wood is up for the next song! *squeals joyously* yay!!!
(Most of the guys groan and roll their eyes in annoyance and the girls giggle, squirm, and squeal in excitement)
Author: *straightening out* ahem, so, anyway it's morning and classes have been cancelled for today or as long as it takes for all of this, good thing because we have so many other duels to get through!! (everyone looks at the author in uneasy shock) oh don't look at me like that, you know it's fun!
Draco saunters up and drawls: It's fun for you...you're the only one who's not doing one.
Author glares: Excuse me? But I'm the author, I don't HAVE to do one...YOU on the other hand, Malfoy, look like you can do a 2nd one. What should it be this time? hmmm....I can go for 'N Sync at the moment....how about you?
Draco's eyes go wide and swiftly he runs away:Um, no that's okay! Nevermind! Do what ever you want!
Author smirks: Heh heh heh
A group of girls starts to scream and cheer ecstatically and the momentum builds as the doors close, no one's there however. Everyone looks at one another questioningly and then shrugs, possibly the girls were just talking about something other than who we're expecting.
Suddenly a low rumble could be heard from the front of the Great Hall, right smack in the middle where the sorting hat stool usually was located. As everyone looked on in curious wonder murmuring as they looked on, a hooded figure slowly emerged from the ground in an elevator like rise. Smoke and mist swirling on the floor to make it look like the figure was amongst the clouds and fog of a valley. With the sun shining softly with the dawn, the effect was surreal...the dawning rays as the sun rose with a fiery entrance created another world entirely. The music started softly at that moment getting louder by the moment and before we could blink, the figure threw off the hooded cape and there was Oliver in his quidditch uniform looking stunning and much more handsome than ever.
All the girls screamed and cheered and a few even fainted much to the dismay of the guys around them. But Oliver just grinned sheepishly and strutted forward and as he did....the music got louder.
"Stop Quidditch" Me, I'm a captain Kickin' at your backhand Gryffindor kicks ass And Slytherin's discontented Girls, wave your hands if you're not with the man Can I date you? (girls: yes you can!) I got (looks) You got (style) We got everybody I've got the quaffle Gonna block it from the goal It's time to move your body
Gryffindor's always winnin' Can I get a witness Every girl, every guy Everyone do you hear me Referee can you feel me Need permission to land
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game, is all my life.
Plannin' in the classes Matches for your masses You don't date me No backstage passes Have a proper giggle I'll be quite polite But when I play the game I play the game (right)
You feel no love then you're playin' the wrong game It's time to move your body If you can't get a girl but your best friend can It's time to play the right game
I don't wanna sound easy Girls just tease me Got no family planned Everyone do you hear me Referee can you feel me Need permission to land
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life.
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life
Being captain ain't easy Most of the team thinks of me As being a nut
Being captain ain't easy But if you're winnin' games It's alright Come on!
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life.
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life.
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life
He yells and waves: Gryffindor rocks!!!
Everyone cheers and all the girls run to ambush him screaming and desperately trying to get a piece of him as they fight amongst themselves as well. Swiftly he takes off running: "Oh no not again!! Girls please, I'm only one guy! No, oh god, help!" He ran out of the Great Hall and yelled "Hey author, would you like to go to the Yuletide Ball with me?"
The Author freezes as the horde of girls slightly pause and look like a pack of hungry, angry tigers glaring daggers at her, author shakes her head in dismay: Oh dear....Um, I'll tell you later!!!
Part of the horde runs after Oliver and suddenly the other half turns on the author screaming fiercely like wild Amazon's: "Oliver is ours!!".
Author gasps fearfully: "Oh no." And takes off running quickly, looking back at the others who are looking on in shock, Draco however smirking as he watches the scene. The Author looks back: "I'll be right back!!" And as she disappears out the door the name she states causes everyone to freeze as it echoes throughout the hall ominously. "Voldemort is next!!".
Everyone gasps, Neville runs out of the room, and well.....Harry faints.
Well that was the 5th installment of the Hogwart's Singing Duels. Now coming up next *rumble of thunder and flashes of lightning can be heard and seen* Voldemort.....the Dark Lord, You-Know-Who, the dreaded....okay, okay, I'm over that....anyway...I'm off to my lair to continue my dark magic: Muahahahahahaha!!!!
Now, on a lighter note I'm catching up on thank you's to the following reviewers: Calyr Mastra (SaphireRHapsody@hotmail.com): Glad you liked it!! Oliver, god, he's such a cutie!! *drools* whoa, nevermind, but Oliver....god, hehehe.
Sasery: You got your wish!! Voldemort is next!! and nope there is no other word for Draco's duel! except,well, interesting. So hey, thanx!!!
crazyme89: I loved your idea that you suggested and I'm working on it. So it'll be up soon enough. Thanks!
JestaAriadne: Thanks for reviewing!! Yes, Hermione was a riot, wasn't she? and Draco's, oh god. Snape, Voldemort, and Neville are all coming up....plus others too!
Vixen: Apology accepted and I just read yours: "Kerioke Night". It was really cool!! And thanks for reviewing!
Twilight: Thanks!! Appreciate the review!! Keep reading, as many more characters will be up with much more interesting subjects in their songs!
sapphire613: Thanks and Malfoy, oh god, Malfoy was a rather unique one, wasn't he.
steph1: Much more to come! With rather interesting results and responses for all of them, hehehe!
Very quick note:the 'backhand' Oliver mentions in the song, is a Sports term for a stroke or motion, as of a racket, made with the back of the hand facing outward and the arm moving forward. A pass or shot in hockey made with the back of the blade of the stick. To perform, catch, or hit with a backhand. Take it as a quidditch term for when a chaser throws a quaffle to the goal, but a keeper blocks it...or something like that....lol ^_^
Part 5 Author: Hello, back to the duels.....I'm so giddy right now, it's not even funny!! lol why? you may ask....because, well, Gryffindor's hottest guy Oliver Wood is up for the next song! *squeals joyously* yay!!!
(Most of the guys groan and roll their eyes in annoyance and the girls giggle, squirm, and squeal in excitement)
Author: *straightening out* ahem, so, anyway it's morning and classes have been cancelled for today or as long as it takes for all of this, good thing because we have so many other duels to get through!! (everyone looks at the author in uneasy shock) oh don't look at me like that, you know it's fun!
Draco saunters up and drawls: It's fun for you...you're the only one who's not doing one.
Author glares: Excuse me? But I'm the author, I don't HAVE to do one...YOU on the other hand, Malfoy, look like you can do a 2nd one. What should it be this time? hmmm....I can go for 'N Sync at the moment....how about you?
Draco's eyes go wide and swiftly he runs away:Um, no that's okay! Nevermind! Do what ever you want!
Author smirks: Heh heh heh
A group of girls starts to scream and cheer ecstatically and the momentum builds as the doors close, no one's there however. Everyone looks at one another questioningly and then shrugs, possibly the girls were just talking about something other than who we're expecting.
Suddenly a low rumble could be heard from the front of the Great Hall, right smack in the middle where the sorting hat stool usually was located. As everyone looked on in curious wonder murmuring as they looked on, a hooded figure slowly emerged from the ground in an elevator like rise. Smoke and mist swirling on the floor to make it look like the figure was amongst the clouds and fog of a valley. With the sun shining softly with the dawn, the effect was surreal...the dawning rays as the sun rose with a fiery entrance created another world entirely. The music started softly at that moment getting louder by the moment and before we could blink, the figure threw off the hooded cape and there was Oliver in his quidditch uniform looking stunning and much more handsome than ever.
All the girls screamed and cheered and a few even fainted much to the dismay of the guys around them. But Oliver just grinned sheepishly and strutted forward and as he did....the music got louder.
"Stop Quidditch" Me, I'm a captain Kickin' at your backhand Gryffindor kicks ass And Slytherin's discontented Girls, wave your hands if you're not with the man Can I date you? (girls: yes you can!) I got (looks) You got (style) We got everybody I've got the quaffle Gonna block it from the goal It's time to move your body
Gryffindor's always winnin' Can I get a witness Every girl, every guy Everyone do you hear me Referee can you feel me Need permission to land
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game, is all my life.
Plannin' in the classes Matches for your masses You don't date me No backstage passes Have a proper giggle I'll be quite polite But when I play the game I play the game (right)
You feel no love then you're playin' the wrong game It's time to move your body If you can't get a girl but your best friend can It's time to play the right game
I don't wanna sound easy Girls just tease me Got no family planned Everyone do you hear me Referee can you feel me Need permission to land
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life.
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life
Being captain ain't easy Most of the team thinks of me As being a nut
Being captain ain't easy But if you're winnin' games It's alright Come on!
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life.
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life.
I don't wanna stop, quidditch Because it makes me feel so good Hope you never stop, quidditch 'Cause this game is all my life
He yells and waves: Gryffindor rocks!!!
Everyone cheers and all the girls run to ambush him screaming and desperately trying to get a piece of him as they fight amongst themselves as well. Swiftly he takes off running: "Oh no not again!! Girls please, I'm only one guy! No, oh god, help!" He ran out of the Great Hall and yelled "Hey author, would you like to go to the Yuletide Ball with me?"
The Author freezes as the horde of girls slightly pause and look like a pack of hungry, angry tigers glaring daggers at her, author shakes her head in dismay: Oh dear....Um, I'll tell you later!!!
Part of the horde runs after Oliver and suddenly the other half turns on the author screaming fiercely like wild Amazon's: "Oliver is ours!!".
Author gasps fearfully: "Oh no." And takes off running quickly, looking back at the others who are looking on in shock, Draco however smirking as he watches the scene. The Author looks back: "I'll be right back!!" And as she disappears out the door the name she states causes everyone to freeze as it echoes throughout the hall ominously. "Voldemort is next!!".
Everyone gasps, Neville runs out of the room, and well.....Harry faints.
Well that was the 5th installment of the Hogwart's Singing Duels. Now coming up next *rumble of thunder and flashes of lightning can be heard and seen* Voldemort.....the Dark Lord, You-Know-Who, the dreaded....okay, okay, I'm over that....anyway...I'm off to my lair to continue my dark magic: Muahahahahahaha!!!!
Now, on a lighter note I'm catching up on thank you's to the following reviewers: Calyr Mastra (SaphireRHapsody@hotmail.com): Glad you liked it!! Oliver, god, he's such a cutie!! *drools* whoa, nevermind, but Oliver....god, hehehe.
Sasery: You got your wish!! Voldemort is next!! and nope there is no other word for Draco's duel! except,well, interesting. So hey, thanx!!!
crazyme89: I loved your idea that you suggested and I'm working on it. So it'll be up soon enough. Thanks!
JestaAriadne: Thanks for reviewing!! Yes, Hermione was a riot, wasn't she? and Draco's, oh god. Snape, Voldemort, and Neville are all coming up....plus others too!
Vixen: Apology accepted and I just read yours: "Kerioke Night". It was really cool!! And thanks for reviewing!
Twilight: Thanks!! Appreciate the review!! Keep reading, as many more characters will be up with much more interesting subjects in their songs!
sapphire613: Thanks and Malfoy, oh god, Malfoy was a rather unique one, wasn't he.
steph1: Much more to come! With rather interesting results and responses for all of them, hehehe!