Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
I guess I couldn't finish all the revisions that night... erm. Oh well, I'll try for TONIGHT then.
I just remembered, Once, my friend Alison drew Chibi Naruto, but she thought it was about the size or a normal anime plushy (is that even how you spell it?), which is about 7inches, according to my Sleepy-time!Eiji plushy. I always thought Chibi Naruto's tail would be about 14 inches, whereas his body was about 10. So he's 24 inches long. :D
That's just me, though. Imagine him however you want.
(Cool! Coloured lines in QuickEdit now!)
Sasuke, and for some reason or another, Neji, were frantically looking for the small Chibi Naruto. Why? As if they know. But we're smarter than them. We know why.
As they were panicking, Hinata was walking calmly out of the bathhouse, carrying a disgruntled, extremely fluffy, but dry chibi out in her arms. Apparently, Naruto doesn't like towels, hair dyers, and car washes. Though that has nothing to do with this story, so we won't go into it. Neji and Sasuke attempted to tackle her.
Hinata smiled sweetly and blushes a bit. "Is he yours?"
"Yes." Sasuke pulled his face from the ground (Neji just lie there, head raised and spitting out dirt) and took the Chibi Naruto from her carefully. "Thanks."
Once again, Chibi Naruto snuggled into Sasuke's chest and prepared for a nap.
"Ino and Sakura would be very jealous, to see Sasuke hugging another boy." Hinata whispered, and blushed harder. Sasuke blinked.
As if on cue, Ino herself came waltzing down the street. She stopped, seeing Sasuke, and glomped him. "Sasuke-kun!" For a second, she stopped moving. She then poked Chibi Naruto, nestled tightly in Sasuke's arms.
Sasuke himself just about dropped him, and really did when Ino tried to tug him out of his arms.
"Sa-Sasuke-kun... is this..." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Your SON!?"
The Hyuuga cousins snorted, and Sasuke's eyes widened. Well, he didn't usually get this kind of opertunity...
"Yes."
And Ino almost fainted.
Almost.
"What?! WHO!?"
Sasuke plucked Chibi Naruto from the ground fondly, and hugged him close.
For a second, Sasuke thought she was dumb enough to ask "Who's your son?" but, then he picked up on what she was saying.
And he was stumped.
Ino's eyes flared dangerously as his lack of a response. "WAS IT SAKURA?!"
Sasuke face faulted. "No! Does he look like he has pink hair?! He doesn't even have black hair!" Sasuke contemplated for a second on who would be a plausible person to use... not Sakura, he had already ruled that out. Ino was standing right there, and Hinata might faint if that big of a shock was put on her. And Naruto was male.
Did I really just think that? Well, only one-way to go... luckily, my fangirls aren't smart enough to figure out that it's impossible...
"His mother was Naruto's cousin."
Chibi Naruto looked up at his adoptive father with a look saying something along the lines of "Wow! You were smart enough to think of that?" He was being sarcastic, of course.
Ino eye twitched.
Ino's hand twitched.
Ino shook with rage.
"NARUTO! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
And she stomped off in the other direction, Sasuke almost forgotten. Her only goal: Kill Naruto. Because in some twisted way, this was his fault.
She didn't get far.
For she was stopped by the Sasuke fan club.
And Sasuke's fan club was not a force to be reckoned with.
Sasuke heard them. And Sasuke does not run from many things.
But Sasuke ran now.
Neji and Hinata raced after him, after Hinata quickly scooped up Chibi Naruto into her arms. There were two reasons for them taking the effort to follow him: 1) They were bored, and 2) It was fun to watch Sasuke run for his life(They would be VERY lucky is Neji's fan club didn't join the group). Chibi Naruto squeaked a bit, and blew a raspberry over Hinata's shoulder at the girls.
"Hey, Dad!" Neji yelled after Saskue. He slowed down a bit. "You forgot your son!" And Sasuke stopped, turned around, and glared at him.
He was petrified, or mentally preening, at the size of his fan club.
Neji caught up with Sasuke quickly, and began dragging him into the nearest house.
I taking out Tsunade and everyone... because... I think I have plans for them later. :D
...And I'm blinded and deaf and tired and sweaty from a concert. ;; I wanna go to bed...
EDIT: Just fixed this! I'm not quite sure what happened, but I think that since I was so tired from the Weird Al concert, I accidentally just put this up as a new chapter, instead of replacing one with it. Sorry again. :)