Oi… I think I drove all my fans away because of lack of updates. @_@ (Ari: What fans?)
Come back! X3
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A few hours later, they were all STILL in Jiraiya's house.
Even though Hinata had plainly said: "Let's take him home." He had insisted on them staying.
On and on, he rambled about stories of him, Tsunade, and Orochimaru. (Everyone shivered at the thought of Orochimaru being a kid.)
Chibi Naruto was dozing off slightly on Hinata's lap, Neji was twirling a kunai around his finger, Sasuke was counting the flowers on the carpet, and Hinata was trying to listen to Jiraiya's stories, but losing track off all the events and getting confused.
Jiraiya grinned and finished another story. Sasuke jumped up, and began slithering toward the door. "Uh, well, thanks for your uh..." Neji got up, and walked over to him. "Hospitality."
Sasuke nodded. "Right, hospitality, but we have to go and take Naruto home now, so we'll see you later. Bye!"
Hinata walked shyly after them, saying a polite goodbye.
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They walked in silence for a bit, till Sasuke stopped and listened intently.
His eyes narrowed, and he opened his mouth to say something, before...
Gaara popped up in front of him. "Hola."
"Gah!" Sasuke jumped back a few feet, and blinked. "Gaara?"
Gaara smirked. "Yeah?"
Sasuke smirked. "What 'cha doing here?"
Gaara blinked.
*Five minutes later*
"Oh, Temari wanted to go shopping."
Neji raised an eyebrow. "Don't you live a few thousand miles away?"
Gaara glared. "So?"
Neji sighed, and said no more.
Hinata put the little Naruto on the ground, as he squirmed to get away.
"Ga! Gaaaaaaaa!" Gaara blinked.
"Did that THING just try to say my name?"
Chibi Naruto looked up at him with big watery eyes, smiling happily.
Sasuke looked murderous. "Traitor!" Naruto stuck his tongue out at him.
Gaara's lips twitched.
Chibi Naruto, being the suicidal thing he is, jumped up and onto Gaara's head.
"GAAAAAA!!!"
Neji blinked. "That wasn't Gaara screaming..."
Sasuke smirked. "I think he's in shock."
Gaara's eyes were wide, and standing the middle of the road, one wouldn't be surprised if the fan girls just happened to rush by to get to Sasuke and run him, And poor little Naruto, into the dust.
"He-IT knows me... HOW?!"
Hinata smiled. "Naruto-kun knows you."
Gaara's eye twitched.
"You should take him with you, Gaara."
Gaara looked like he was about to burst, as a vein showed up on his forehead.
"TAKE HIM WITH ME?! Why, would I do something as stupid as that!!?"
"Because you looooooooove him!" Hinata, Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara stared at Neji. Somewhere Tony the Tiger choked on his GRRRRRRRRREAT frosted flakes.
"Uh... Neji? Are... you... uh... feeling well?"
Neji just sweat dropped.
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Slowly, ever so slowly, Kakashi crept uo behind it.
IT moved slightly, getting comfortable in it's newest resting spot.
"KA!!!" He pounced, and jumped, and hopped, and landed about three feet away from said target.
"Kya?" Chibi Naruto blinked down at him with big eyes.
Kakashi's eye/s got watery, and gracefully glomped Naruto. (1)
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" War cry.
Thud.
Bump.
Crash.
Paiiiin.
Or as much pain as Kakashi could be in, considering he was just in a headlock, and then flipped by a foot and a half tall student of his.
"I've trained you well!"
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Today was a day to sit, and sit, and sit, and sit. And laze around. And beat Asuma at Shogi. Stuff like that.
But our little Shikamaru was not happy at ALL to have a small fox like creature, currently nesting in his hair.
And a twitching Sasuke standing nearby.
A bubbly Kakashi.
And an angry Gaara.
"Get. It. Off. Me."
"WHEEEEEE!!!"
Chibi Naruto spun around, hanging to the edge of Shikamaru's ponytail.
"I've always wanted to do that!"
Gaara twitched. Sasuke kicked him and whispered: "That's MY line."
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I had a good week, so I decided to update. I know this isn't very long.. FORGIVE ME!! Lol
Haven't we all just wanted to grab Shikamaru's ponytail, become Chibi and swing around?
No one?
Ok then. It's just me. @_@
(1) I have tried *gracefully* glomping someone. It. Does. Not. Work!
Oh, and about that "KA!" thing. Don't ask. Just don't.
^ I've actually had this written for a while now. -.-;;; I'm just lazy... I wanted to add more, but maybe I shall update more, ne?