Ladies' Luck
Chapter 2
The next day, Meg came home, with two spoiled eggs on her head. Peter was sitting on the couch with almost his whole body wrapped in bandages. This time, he had a bug zapper on the ceiling. Meg ran upstairs. Chris, who was looking at a large poster of Jennifer Nicole Freeman, was trying to masturbate off of it. Meg zipped by, breaking into tears. Chris then paused, thinking for a moment he smelled an omelet. Meg just jumped on her bed, and started crying. Lois came in, and asked her what was wrong. Meg explained to her that Connie kept giving her trouble in school. Lois then decided to go out to the Demicos' residence to give them a good talking to.
At the Demicos' house, Connie's parents were sitting on the couch watching TV, when they heard a knock at the door. They answered, and it Lois was there. She asserted herself in, asking for Connie. Connie was in her room, throwing darts at a picture of Meg on the wall. Her parents called her down. Connie came down, and saw Lois staring angrily at her. Lois asked why she keeps picking on Meg. Connie then said that it's because every time Meg tried to speak to her, she kept saying something negative about her piano-playing skills. Of course, piano-playing was Lois' #1 passion. She then had a change of heart, and asked for more. Connie then claimed that she had been punished Meg for criticizing piano-playing, which Connie lied to Lois about being her passion too. Lois then started saying how much of a nice daughter the Demico's had. Connie's parents read woodenly from a card about how wonderful their daughter was. They then looked at a hidden camera in the wall, leading to Connie's room. Connie then gave Lois a new piano song book that she grabbed out of nowhere. Lois thanked her, and headed off. She was then under the impression that Meg was the one lying, and over-dramatizing her problems the whole time. She tried to get back to time to give Peter his medicine. Back at home. Peter was still sitting motionlessly on the couch. The same fly came by yet again, this time, getting attracted by the bug zapper on the ceiling. The zapper killed the fly instantly, and Peter grunted triumphantly. Then the ceiling was giving way, and the zapper land right on top of Peter's noggin...
The next day, Meg was heading off to school. She then heard Connie's voice buzzing around in her head. At first, she tried to ignore it, but then the voices grew louder. Meg then screamed. She just tossed her backpack on the ground, and decided to skip school altogether. She ran throughout Quahog until she came to a gypsy retail store. She went in, and she saw a woman at the counter. She was dusting off an old baboon paw. Meg asked for her help. The gypsy took Meg to her crystal ball, and asked her what the problem was. Meg then explained, as tears rolled don her face, about how rotten her life was. She explained how the kids at school pick on her, and how she's abused by her own family. She then told of how Lois grounded her yesterday for supposedly lying about the bullying she's been getting at school. The gypsy then rubbed her crystal ball. The ceiling formed dark clouds spinning above. The gypsy summoned the "great spirits". As they looked into the ball, the gypsy revealed that Meg would grow up to be rich and popular. She would be the world's hottest superstar, and all of the hottest men would want her. She then revealed that a curse would be put upon her worst enemy, which would be Connie. Meg brightened, then thanking the gypsy for her help. The gypsy then charged her $75. Meg's jaw dropped.
Meg was feeling unusually confident as walked back home. She went upstairs, and called Jeff. Meg then told him that she was breaking up with him, claiming to be expecting fame and fortune to reach her real soon. She was expecting to get a date with a hot boy at school the next day. Jeff just dropped the phone, and started crying his heart out.
(to be continued...)