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AN It took five months. And it probably would have taken me longer except for the fact that I received a really scary review and I wanted to live. So, er, thanks goes to that person I guess. Um, I have no excuses except for the fact that this fic died, attempted to revive but then was stabbed by some random sharp objects and then died again. And I'm not sure where I put my story plan for this one. . So, I might have to write out a new one and that's going to take both time and inspiration.

Make this chapter last, even through its pathetic shortness.

Chapter 10

"Mou, this is going to take forever!" Yusuke sighed, staring down at the blank piece of parchment that the school nurse had thrown at him. "Write down every single one of my injuries?"

Sitting across the Gryffindor table from him, Hiei and Kurama emitted identical sighs, staring down at their own blank parchments.

"Ohayou!" Yukina chirped, settling down next to Yusuke. Just behind here was Harry, who looked to still be half asleep.

"Don't normal people sleep this early?" He muttered, readjusting his glasses.

"Hn."

"My thoughts exactly." Yusuke muttered, returning his gaze to the parchment in front of him.

Kurama opened his mouth to answer, but before he could - two more people approached the relatively abandoned house table.

"Kurama-sweetie!" A feminine voice cried out, right behind the Kitsune. "You're an early riser too? What a coincidence!"

One of Kurama's eyebrows twitched slightly before he turned around and graced the two girls behind him with a faintly strained smile. Next to him, Yusuke beat a hasty exit and Hiei just barely restrained a growl.

Harry focused on his breakfast, listening as Yukina marveled about the ceiling. She began asking questions about how it had been charmed and such.

"A regular Hermione," Harry murmured with a smile.

"Oh no," Yukina said, obviously having heard his comment. "I'm studying Healing right now, not Hermione's." She smiled happily. "Genkai-sama says that I will be a great Healer."

Harry blinked. "I didn't mean that you are a Hermione," he explained. "Just that you remind me of my friend, a girl named Hermione. She liked learning too."

Yukina beamed. "Oh."

However, back on the other side of the table, Kurama's smiling was being to hurt his face. His ears were also beginning to ring from the endless sounds of fan girl chatter.

People began streaming into the Great Hall, ready for their Saturday morning breakfast. Kurama's head began to pound as more fan girls joined the original two.

Hiei growled very audibly and spun around. "Get lost!" He shouted in a very possessive manner.

The girls giggled and continued talking, ignoring what the small fire wielder had to say.

And Hiei took matters into his own hands. He lunged across the table, slamming his lips into Kurama's.

The Great Hall froze.

Kurama blinked in surprise. He had never expected Hiei to actually voluntarily touch him, much less kiss him.

And the fan girls burst into tears.

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Yusuke was just about to head back up to his dormitory for a nap when Genkai appeared in front of him. The old woman was wearing a scowl, her small fists clenched.

"Never," she was saying to herself. "Has that man ever irritated me like that before?"

The reason for Genkai's anger, or course, was because she had just sat in an hour long meeting with Professor Dumbledore, one of the only people who could irk her so very much. His lack of straight answers and the number missing brain cells that seemed to grow each time she saw him brought only murderous tendencies towards the small physic. And hence, her bad mood.

She spotted Yusuke, who was still retreating from the Great Hall and the fan girls that his demonic hearing could still pick up. His curiosity piked, however, when he heard the high-pitched sobs.

"Oh, Dimwit," Genkai said, diverting his attention to her and her anger disappearing in favor of a sadistic nature. "Good, this means I don't have to find you. Follow me, we'll begin your training now."

"EH!?" Yusuke sputtered, staring after his teacher with a totally shocked look. "What training?"

"Western magic." Genkai said, not turning around. "We'll need to be outside for this. Come along."

"But I already got the stupid magic stick thing to work!" Yusuke protested, following his teacher angrily. "Why do I need to bother to learn this crap?"

He heard a gasp from behind him and turned to see a very irritated Professor McGonagall. She glared at the boy she thought was a mage before continuing on her way.

How dare he insult the entire western way of magic?!

Yusuke shrugged off the look and continued protesting all the way out onto the lawn.

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Hiei finally pulled back from his red-haired friend so that he could smirk at the fan girls. They were crying loudly in a way that stated, in Hiei's ears anyway, that they could never-ever have Kurama because of the obvious love that the two shared.

Kurama blinked, shrugged and looked back down at the parchment that he was supposed to be filling with all of his medical experiences. Was that supposed to count all of the times he got hurt before becoming human, or just his human existence?

Harry and Draco stared, having never before seen such a blatantly possessive boy-on-boy moment. They glanced at each other before slowly edging away. "I'm not gay." They said at precisely the same moment.

Yukina giggled, for some reason not actually thinking that this was such a strange occurrence, even though it was the first kiss between the two demons. "Onii-sama no kawaii," she whispered under her breath.

Up at the head table, Snape twitched. He did not allow public displays of affection in his school! He stood up and stalked over to the Gryffindor table with an angry scowl in place.

"Fifty points and a week of detention!" He yelled, somehow managing to forget that the two boys were mages and not enrolled in the school so therefore he couldn't punish them for anything.

Hiei stared at the man, his red eyes narrowed. "Get your slimy presence out of my sight," he said in a blatantly threatening way.

Snape, not one to be threatened so easily, stood his ground.

Kurama, looking up from his scroll glanced first at Hiei and then at Snape. Deciding that watching the two fight it out would be pointless and stupid, he picked up his and Hiei's scrolls, signaled to Harry, grabbed Hiei's wrist and began walking out of the hall. The most surprising parts of this was the fact that, one, Hiei didn't complain, and two, Harry didn't complain.

And out on the lawn, Yusuke suddenly had the sinking feeling that he had just lost an important bet with Kurama, but he was busy getting his ass kicked so he didn't ponder on what bet that might have been.

AN It's short, it took five months and I really hate this story. I'm sorry. It might take a while for the next chapter because I'm kind of stuck in the Naruto universe right now.

[There are no review responses this chapter because I'm in a hurry - sorry, but thanks to those people who did review last chapter.]