It looks a lot longer hand written...

Day 4 cont.

Later

Will hasn't left me alone since we got on board. I just know he's stalking me. Well I suppose if I have to have a stalker at least he's attractive.

Day 5

Yesterday Captain Barbossa's crew attacked us, and in the ensueing battle I broke a nail. I'm still mourning the loss. We lost the battle by the way, and I ended up back on board The Black Pearl.
The crew was very glad to have me back with the exception of the one- eyed pirate Raggetti. He told me to stay away from Pintel. I believe his exact words were, "He's so mine. Keep your distance if you know what's good for you."
Pintel apologized but said that was the way it had to be. He gave me a good-bye kiss and told me that Captain Barbossa wanted to see me.
Barbossa was very upset with me. He said something about me being a filthy little slut. Who me? A slut? He said he'd thought I'd liked him, but couldn't understand why I'd gone behind his back with Pintel. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about.
By the way, Will is going to help lift the curse. Isn't that nice? Maybe he's my type after all.
Anyway, Barbossa made me walk the plank, but first he took my dress. Still haven't forgiven him for that. Very annoyed.
Swam to a little island and spent the night there with Captain Sparrow. Had a lovely time and got to try rum. Daddy never lets me have any.
Then Jack had to point out that lifting the curse means that the pirates are going to kill Will. Apearantly after they killed Bill (Will's father) they found out they needed his blood to lift the curse. They really are quite stupid. Well I didn't think that was very nice of them to kill Will (he did save me after all), so I thought we should try to get off the island.
I set fire to the trees and rum to make a smoke signal. Got a bit carried away with the fire (I couldn't help myself), but I made it sound like I knew what I was doing.
Then we got rescued. And who shows up but Daddy and Commodore Norrington. Apparently Norrington still wants me to marry him. Unfortunatly there was no cliff nearby to faint off of, so I told him I'll marry him if he rescues Will from the pirates. I figure if he does rescue Will, then they can fight over me, and if he doesn't, I can refuse to marry him. It's fail proof.

Day 6

My fail proof plan failed miserably. I'm engaged to Norry, Will is mad at me, and Captain Sparrow is going to be hung. Very disappointing. He's been so nice to me. What shall I do?

Thank you for the reviews.

Pippin-kun: I love the Very Secret Diaries. I decided I had to write some for PotC.

Matrix Vampirate: I do plan to write some others. I think my sister started one for Jack, but threw it away. I don't know for sure. So yeah. I will write more.