Sorry it took so long to upate, but I was on vacation with no internet access (terrible I know). Anyway, here's the final part of Elizabeth's diary.
Day 7
We're on our way back to Port Royal.
Norrington is getting to be a real pain. Am seriously considering jumping overboard to get away from him. Earlier, he called me (can you believe it?) "sugar dumpling". I can't stand him. Why did I agree to marry him? I think if I have to spend one more day with him, I'll shoot myself. Or better yet, I'll shoot him.
Daddy keeps saying what a wonderful idea it is for me to marry Norrington, but I believe he is quite jealous of me. He likes the Commodore better than I do I believe. Funny, I thought Norry liked him too. Wonder why he proposed to me. Suspect his mother had something to do with it. It's just like her to stick her big nose into his business. I only wonder why it had to be me.
Will has also become rather unbearable. He keeps giving me dirty looks from across the room. Very annoying.
Day 8
Back home at last. Have locked myself in my room to avoid Daddy. He's trying to be perky and act like my engagement is the best thing since powdered wigs. It's beginning to get on my nerves.
Besides that, he keeps muttering things like "I'm better looking than her. Why does he like her better than me?" It brings to mind some awful images, let me tell you.
Day 9
Jack is going to be hung. Daddy is making me go to the hanging. I think it's quite insensitive of him, but he seems to think it's rather funny.
Later
I feel so important! I got to participate in aiding a fugitive or something like that. I helped Captain Jack escape!
They were about to hang him, when Will did some fancy sword trick. Then, I decided to create a diversion by faking a faint. Honestly, you'd think Daddy would know better by now than to fall for my tricks. He doesn't.
While I had him and Norry distracted, Will and Jack made a break for it. Unfortunately, they ran the wrong way, and ended up trapped on a cliff. I took a side with them against Norry, and he got all dramatic about it.
Then Jack took a page out of my book and fell off the cliff to get away from Norrington. Honestly, who can blame him?
At first, Daddy acted all mad at Will, but then he and Norry exchanged a glance, and they both acted nicely toward us. Personally, I think it's worked out for the best.
Especially when that parrot pooped on Norrington's wig. You should have seen him when daddy told him. He freaked out. It was really quite wonderful.
The End!
Thanx for the great reviews, Pippin-kun, Matrix Vampirate, PrettyPink, Mamorumi, ThePinkPanther, Erindi (I agree, Aragorn is so not gay), Topfenstrudel (Cassie Claire is indeed a genius, and no way could I ever write anything as great as the LotR VSD)