AN: Sorry but im going to skip two days ahead cuz i really dont like Paxtons chacter right now so yeah if you want me to bring her back just say so. Thanks again steve's-girl-13 and i'm really glad you like the story. and im sorry you had to start school last week. Neway on with the story.
Kenzie, Connie, Julie, Lark, Kaden and Beau sat around Kenzie's kitchen table.
"Okay now we have until friday night to get this ready and thats only three days away. Now i know im Velma, Connie your Annie, Julie your Mona, Lark your June, Kaden your Liz and Beau your Hunyak. Okay so now everyone knows who they are. Lets get started." kenzie said standing up and walking to the living room. Everything was cleared out of the way. Kenzie put a ccd into the cd player and put it on number five. "Okay now i'm going to show you the dance, then i wanna see you do it." She turned on the music and started to dance. When she finished everyone stared at her then they did it. (Sorry people but this chapter is going to suck cuz im very tired. And if you've seen the movie Chicago then you should know the dance to 'the cell block tango' if not your screwed neway back to the story.)
(Friday Night...The talent show)
"And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"." The guy said. It was dark the a light appeared on all six girls.
Kaden- liz
Pop
Connie- Annie
Six
Lark- June
Squish
Beau- Hunyak
Uh Uh
Kenzie- Velma
Cicero
Julie- Mona
Lipschitz!
Kaden- liz
Pop
Connie- Annie
Six
Lark- June
Squish
Beau- Hunyak
Uh Uh
Kenzie- Velma
Cicero
Julie- Mona
Lipschitz!
(4 x)
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[VELMA]
I betcha you would have done the same!
Kaden- liz
Pop
Connie- Annie
Six
Lark- June
Squish
Beau- Hunyak
Uh Uh
Kenzie- Velma
Cicero
Julie- Mona
Lipschitz!
(2x)
[LIZ-Kaden (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
[ANNIE-Connie (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[JUNE-Lark (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[HUNYAK- Beau (Spoken in Hungarian)]
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
[JUNE-Lark (Spoken)]
Yeah, but di you do it?
[HUNYAK-Beau]
UH UH, not guilty!
[VELMA- Kenzie]
My sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
[VELMA-Kenzie]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA-Kenzie]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA-Kenzie]
They had it coming all along
[GIRLS]
They had it coming all along
[VELMA-Kenzie]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
She didn't do it
[VELMA-Kenzie]
But if I done it
[GIRLS]
But if she done it
[VELMA-Kenzie]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[VELMA-kenzie]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA-kenzie]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA-kenzie]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[VELMA-kenzie]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[VELMA-kenzie]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[VELMA-kenzie]
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[MONA-julie(Spoken)]
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us
[Group 2]
And they abused us
[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[LIZ-Kaden (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[ANNIE-Connie (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[JUNE-lark (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[HUNYAK-beau (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[VELMA-kenzie (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[MONA-julie (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.
[LIZ- Kaden]
Pop
[ANNIE- Connie]
Six
[JUNE- Lark]
Squish
[HUNYAK- beau]
Uh uh
[VELMA- kenzie]
Cicero
[MONA- julie]
Lipschitz!
"And this years winners are.......six merry murderesses" The girls walked back into stage and bowed for everyone. They got a standing ovastion by the other Ducks and their parents. After they went out for pizza still in their outfits. (which are black super shory bouncy skirts and skin tight right above the belly button tanks and high hell black shoes) Everyone in the place was staring at them.
"What we just go back from a talent show!" Kenzie said sitting down next to adam. He put his jacket around her shoulders and kisses her sweetly on the lips. She put her arms around his neck just as someone cleared their throat. They broke apart and blushed. Everyone ate pizza. Well, almost everyone Kenzie wasnt a huge fan of pizza. She and Adam left before anyone else. They walked along the road hand and hand. She pinned him up agaisnt a brick wall and kissed him deeply. He turned her over so that she was now against the wall. His hand traveled up her skirt. She moaned but he hide her moans by kissing her. Later, her took her home. She took a quick shower.
AN: Ok this chapter was gay. if you hate it i really dont care. I was talking to like 10 people well writing it sry! ill make the next one better.
Love,
brittany