Disclaimer: I do NOT own Fruits Basket; I also do not own Inuyasha. I DO own Maki and Emmie.

Pairings: Well actually it's a secret. Not many pairings at all anyhow.

Summary: The land of Fruits Basket. How calm! Whoa...Inuyasha and the gang are here, too? Who is Maki, and who's Emmie? I here by declare this FanFiction a humor and general. (Really no summary)

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Tohru stretched and yawned. "Another day comes, another day passes." She said out loud. Just then the door creaked open and in ran Kyo, followed by Yuki. "Why the hell are you following me, you damn rat?!?" Kyo yelled questioningly. Yuki sighed. "Actually, I'm not sure..." He said as he scratched his head. Kyo blinked. He looked at Tohru and grumbled. "Err...then go away!" He said, looking back at Yuki.

Yuki blinked and then smiled. "Good morning, Honda-San!" He said with a smile. Kyo grumbled and stormed out of the room, making Yuki's hair blow, like it would in the wind. "Oh, Good Morning, Sohma-Kun!" Tohru yawned again and got up from the bed. Her eyes went all swirly, and she turned all red with a goofy, open smile.

Yuki's smile turned to a surprised expression. "Honda-San!" He said, catching her. A big poof of light grayish smoke filled the room. There sat a tiny light gray rat in the middle of the room. Lying on the ground, was Tohru Honda, with a fever.

"H Honda-San?"

"Uh..." Tohru replied.

'This isn't good.' Yuki thought. He decided to get Shigure. He worked his way out the door and downstairs to the kitchen. 'That's weird, I should have turned back by now.' He thought as he jumped off the last stair. He kept walking towards the kitchen. He finally reached his destination and found a sleeping Shigure in the closest chair. He sighed. "I certainly am getting tired of all this exercise." He said quietly. He kept walking and finally got onto Shigure's chest. He wrinkled his nose as he walked towards the drooling and snoring Shigure. He jumped up and down until beautiful, dark brown eyes greeted him. Shigure smiled. "Sneaking around the house in your rat form, are we?" Shigure teased. Yuki stared at him. "Honda-San has a fever. Please help me take care of her." Yuki said. ...And with that being said, they both heard a poof from upstairs. "Kyo!" They said at the same time. Shigure put Yuki on his head and ran upstairs and into Tohru's room. There where Tohru had been was an orange cat and a pug. There was also Tohru and a silver-haired girl. She had long silver hair with white eyes and a white formal dress on. The dress had a long sleeve top that went down to her belly button, with loose sleeves and then a white skirt that went down to the floor. She sat crisscrossed on Tohru's bed with a grin on her face. "Emmie, you really shouldn't hug boys whenever you see them." She said. The pug put its tail between its legs and looked up at Shigure. The white-haired girl did, too. Shigure smiled. "Konnichiwa!" He said with an open smile and eyes like

Shigure shut the door and Yuki jumped off his head. Shigure picked up Tohru, trying not to hug her and set her on the bed. "Let her rest," He said as the white girl got up and walked towards the pug. "My name is Maki..." The white girl said. She picked the pug up and stroked its fur. Then she looked at the cat. "What's wrong, cat. Did you get your own tongue?" She said as she cocked an eyebrow and grinned at the orange cat that stared at her.

Kyo hissed. "Damn it, girl, you ain't gonna get away with this..." Kyo muttered.

"Ha ha..." Maki said. "I hear everything, cat. My powers are the best compared to yours." Maki smiled and then put the pug down. "Alright, Emmie, why not transform back." Maki said as she walked over to the computer. The pug walked over to the closet and with a poof, there was a girl standing there. She quickly changed into her outfit and smiled. She bowed. "Konnichiwa!" She said. "It's a pleasure to meet you!" Shigure turned towards her. "Hah, no the pleasure is all ours! Maki, mind introducing this wonderful lady to us?" Yuki hesitated for a moment. "Shigure, shouldn't they both be introducing themselves?" He asked. Shigure looked down at Yuki, who had still been a rat. "No way! I know Maki! She's been around longer than Hatori and Ayame! Everyone in the Sohma family that is older than 20 knows about her. She's always been there for us." Maki turned to face everyone. "Oh...right," She hesitated. "Shigure, Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru, this is Emmie." Kyo and Yuki exchanged glances. 'How does she know my name?' They both thought at the same time.

Emmie smiled a smile like Tohru's smile. Maki smiled at Yuki and Kyo. "Hello, boys." She said. "You seem very confused. Why not transform back and I'll explain some things to you." She stared at them for a minute. "Well?" She asked. The two boys hesitated. "Um, Maki-Chan, mind telling us how we do it on our own?" Yuki finally asked. Maki laughed. "You don't know? Shigure, they don't know!" She said with a laugh. Shigure sighed and stroked his hand through his hair. "Well, Maki. We don't have the power to do it." Shigure replied. Maki stared at him as if he'd grown another head. "Really?" She asked. "Well, then I'll do it." She raised one hand and then chanted, "Human, Cat, Human, Rat!" Instantly, the two boys turned back into humans. She smiled. "Now put some clothes on." She said as she headed for the door.



"Well, maybe you should know her last name and Emmie's last name," Shigure said. "This is Maki Jonwi and Emmie Kap." Yuki smiled. "Jonwi-San, back there...what-""It's really nothing." Maki cut him off. "It's just another one of my tricks." Maki sipped her tea. "Oh, by the way...I'd like you to meet someone," Maki said when she put her cup on the table. "InuYasha!" Maki yelled. She stared at the table and then the front door opened. "What?" A tall man with long silver hair, golden eyes, sharp teeth, a necklace, a long sword, bare feet, and a big red outfit said as he stormed into the room. On his back was a girl with black hair and a schoolgirl outfit on. (No, not Tohru's outfit...it's green and white) Then in came a monk with something on his hand and a girl with a purple and white shirt with a green skirt and a boomerang. All of them had black hair except the one that said, "WHAT?" (He he)

"Boys, this is Inuyasha, Miroku, Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Kirara." Maki said with her eyes closed. A little boy with brown hair popped up from the back of Kagome's backpack. Then, a little cat popped up from behind Sango's boomerang. Kagome jumped off of Inuyasha and smiled. "Konnichiwa!" She said...

A/N: Well, I'm not sure why I ended it here, but oh well. Stay tuned for Chapter 2, Excitement! Oh yes, please review. I really don't like flaming, but to be truthful, I really can't stop anyone from doing it now can I? Nope! Well, hope you enjoyed Chapter 1! Chapter 2 will be more humorous. This was introducing the characters. Sorry if you don't watch Inuyasha, but I REALLY didn't feel like telling everyone who was who. Maybe you can figure it out on your own. Just leave me a review if you can't and I'll tell you! Thanks for reading, Kamuki Tanairi