Note to Readers: I know there is a lack of description with certain things (such as the battles earlier, and physical description of characters) but I really don't like to add that stuff...if you guys really want to know, I can come up with something and post it in an author's note, other than that, I really like it how it is.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the SSBM characters, stages, games, ideas, or any of the original characters depicted in their games from Nintendo. I do, however, own Kabol Schezar, and all original ideas in this story and would appreciate it if no one would steal them from me, thanks all!

John: And the latest addition is here!

Samus: Hurray!

Link: Yay! Zelda loves me, Zelda loves me!

Zelda: Shut up before they hear, you goofball!

Roy: What? Really? Naah...

Fox: Oh for the love of-

John: Ack! On with the chapter!

A Smashing Story - The Unexpected Return

She looked outside to find Link and Zelda taking a walk through the gardens as well. They passed them by, and she let out a sigh of relief.

"Umm...who are you?" Kabol asked anxiously, having been suddenly pulled into a bush. She turned to him, her long blonde hair flowing down her back, and her deep green eyes staring into his. He stared at her in awe for a moment, and then blushed a little since she was wearing something like a bikini, but the top was a strange fabric, almost like a metallic type structure, and the bottom piece was of similar color. There was a strange logo on both pieces, that Kabol did not know of, but he turned his head too quickly to study it.

"What's wrong?" she looked down at her outfit, and blushed a little as well. "Umm...I'll tell you later, look I need a place to hide, cause we gotta get out of here," she urged him.

"Umm, ok," he said, as she dragged him from the bush. She was carrying a bag over her right shoulder, and was dragging Kabol with her left hand. She hastily moved them along to a side entrance of the castle, and immediately started toward the men's dormitory.

"Which room do you reside in?" she asked, running up the stairs.

"Umm...204," Kabol replied.

"Right," she said, coming up to the door. "Quickly, inside!" she shouted a hoarse whisper. Kabol unlocked the door, and they both quickly went inside. He closed and locked the door behind him, and the girl went into his room, setting down her bag, and plopping herself upon the bed. She seemed rather tired.

"So...is there something wrong?" Kabol asked her. His face reddened a little at the sight of her lying on his bed, so he turned away.

"Oh!" she said, blushing at her own manner. "I'm sorry." She got up quickly and walked over to her bag. "Are we...alone?" she asked, putting on a shirt.

Kabol's blush deepened. "Umm, yes, could you please explain to me who you are and why you are here?" He turned to her, seeing that she was fully clothed now, he let out a small sigh of relief.

"Oh! Yes, I am forgetting my manners, my name is Samus Aran, I'm really sorry for forcing this upon you," she said, sticking her hand out.

Kabol shook it firmly. "Kabol Schezar, so...you are the smasher I am supposed to replace for the next few months? But, what are you doing here?"

"Ha!" she scoffed, "Months, I've been gone for only a week, but I've returned on urgent business."

"What do you mean?" Kabol asked with a curious tone.

"Why, here of course. Something isn't quite right with Crazy Hand..." she said solemnly.

"Crazy Hand? Jeez, him again?" Kabol said, sitting down on his bed, and rubbing his head.

"What do you mean, again?" she inquired urgently.

"I had a run in with him during my initiation, he put in his own hand as a computer virus, to overpower Master Hand and me. Link explained a little to me after breakfast...but I didn't get a chance to hear much," he said, scratching his head.

"What did you hear?" she said curiously, sitting down next to him.

"Well, aside from the fact that he was Master Hand's business partner, and his brother, I know that one day he just lost it. Like the alternate reality of the Altersseums just got to his head. Master Hand has been trying to rehabilitate him, but had to remove him since the incident with me. I don't think we should worry, Master Hand has everything under control."

"I think Master Hand is in on it," she stated gravely.

"What?! Why on earth would he-"

"Who knows," she cut him off, "Money? Power? Boost ratings? All I know is that the call for help was a fake. It just so happened that there was something I needed to do, but as soon as I found out that nothing serious was happening, one of the researchers told me that they hadn't called for me at all. So I hurried back as soon as I could." Kabol thought hard about this explanation.

"But...Master Hand doesn't seem like the type to do this sort of thing...I mean, my sensei, master Hiroshi, recommended him to me, that's why I am here." Samus just shook her head.

"I know, it's very strange to me as well. Oof," she groaned. "I'm beat, do you mind if I sleep here?"

Kabol's blush was renewed as she went over to the bathroom removing her shirt. "Umm, is that...proper?" he asked with a wavering voice. She looked back out the door, a little confused, but then started smiling. She came out again in her underwear. "You aren't afraid of a girl in her panties are you?" she teased.

"Shouldn't you be more modest?" he said, his face a bright red.

"You know you're kind of cute," she said, winking at him, and tapping his nose. She then went into the bathroom, and closed the door. Moments later Kabol could hear the water being turned on, and a knock came at the door.

"Oh crap!" he cursed to himself. Kabol quickly shoved Samus' things underneath his bed, and answered the door. "Yes?"

"Hey buddy, what's happenin'?" Roy said, taking the liberty to enter his room. He looked over at the bathroom door, and heard the water running. "Hey, what's going on here?" he said, pointing at the bathroom.

"Umm, steam! I like to steam my bathroom before taking a shower, very nice you see," he said, with a concealing grin on his face. Suddenly, they heard the faint sound of a woman humming. Roy slowly turned his head over to Kabol, grinning his face in half.

"You dog! He he he, sneaking your girlfriend over here, why didn't you say so?" he said, elbowing him in the ribs.

"Erm..." Kabol didn't know what to say.

"It's cool with me man, you don't have to worry, I'll keep it under wraps. You just have a good time, he he," he bantered with a wink.

"Err...yeah ok..." he agreed, trying not to give anything away. With that, Roy exited the room, closing the door behind him. Kabol sighed, lying back on the bed. He began to think of Samus, in the shower. His face turned bright red, and he quickly shoved the thoughts aside.

This day cannot get any weirder...he thought. He decided that he to go to the library, hoping it might be quiet there, so he could get a chance to think. Being polite, he left a note on the table for her, and then left the room, locking the door behind him, and making his way to the library.

When Samus got out, she called to him, but found the note instead and smirked to herself. "How kind..." she said, brushing back her hair, and went back into the bathroom, to finish drying herself off.

John: Well there you have it, a small romance is building

Link: We saw that already! Jeez...you people are slow.

Zelda: Link! Do not insult the readers! --stands tapping her foot--

Link: Umm, yes dear!

Fox: He he...she got you whipped.

John: Can we end this without another fight please! TT

Samus: There there, John, it's a cute romance, that it is.

John: Yay! --sticks tongue out at everyone else-- See, Samus approves.

Roy: Oh brother...

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