Ten Guys, Eight Girls, and One Seriously Warped Storyline
By: ShadowMage21 and ShadowWarrior16
Disclaimer: Roses are red. Violets are blue. We no own, They no sue.
***
Kikyo sat in her Algebra II class, bored out of her mind. This was easy math that she could have understood in 8th grade. So instead of listening to the teacher she scanned the room looking for people she had know in elementary school. There weren't very many. The boy two seats down from her was one of the few. Inu-Yasha, she had had a crush on him in 6th grade. That was five years ago and she was much smarter now. She found Inu-Yasha annoying and aggravating. He didn't try at all in school either and that bothered her. Even now he was listening to his CD player. The teacher must be blind and deaf, Kikyo decided, not to notice. Becoming bored again she started on her homework.
***
Inu-Yasha was in his second hour chemistry class, completely bored. He would have been listening to Disturbed or Linkin Park or Trapt except the teacher had confiscated his CD player until the end of the school day. Because he didn't feel like listening to the teacher he let his mind wander as he idly scanned the room. Two seats in front of him was a black haired girl, she was in his Algebra II class. She seemed very familiar and then it hit him, she was Kikyo, that girl who was in his Social Studies group in 6th grade. He hadn't seen her for the past five years. After class he walked up behind her and tapped her shoulder.
"Hey, Kikyo, remember me? We were in the same…" his voice trailed off as the girl turned around.
"I think you have me confused with someone else. My name is Kagome, Ka-Go-Me, and besides, I've never even seen you before. I have a cousin named Kikyo, we look a lot alike, maybe she's who you're looking for. I'll tell her you said hello just in case it is her. Well, goodbye." And with that she walked off, never giving Inu-Yasha a chance to get a word in edgewise.
Inu-Yasha stood with his mouth still half-open before shaking himself and heading off to gym.
***
While everyone at high school was in third period, Sessho-maru, Naraku, and Matt were at their jobs. Jaken was at his French class; he was studying to become a butler for an important French family. Sessho-maru and Naraku were cleaning tables and Matt was taking orders. Naraku and Sessho-maru were talking as they worked…
"Yes, my nephews Juromaru, Kageromaru and Goshinki and coming for a visit this weekend." (Naraku has siblings? I wonder what they're like…O.O…eepers, maybe I don't want to know…)
"You poor, poor person, FIVE delinquents in your apartment all weekend, that's a long time to go without power…"
"Yes…it will be nice to see my nephews but an entire weekend without power isn't much to look forward to…"
ShadowMage: Hello! ::waves to all:: I have an announcement! As it turns out, ShadowWarrior WILL be doing chapter 9, so…that means if there hasn't been an update for a long time and the chapter you're waiting for is an odd numbered chapter then…it is ShadowWarrior's fault it is late and I am free of all guilt. On a different note, I have officially decided that Michigan is better then Misery, oops I mean Missouri. Missouri is too sunshiny and warm all the time. Hey did you know that Missouri is the cannibalism capital of the world? Not really…but I'll tell you how I came to that conclusion…see the Donner Party traveled on the Oregon Trail. They got stuck in the mountains and had to resort to cannibalism to survive. They would have been miserable or, in other words, experiencing misery so…Donner Party=Cannibalism=Misery and because Missouri=Misery if you substitute in Missouri for Misery in your equation you have Donner Party=Cannibalism=Misery, subtract Donner Party from both sides and you get Cannibalism=Misery which is the same as Cannibalism=Missouri, therefore Missouri is the cannibalism capital of the world. :) Anyways…back to the story.
***
Koga almost screamed with joy as he walked into the lunchroom. He would get to see Kagome and he was FINALLY free of Miroku. Miroku had all but four classes with him and he sat by him in all the classes they had together. He sat down with his lunch and waited for Kagome to get out of the lunch line. As he watched her he remembered a question he had wanted to ask.
"Hey Kagome, I saw a girl who looks just like you while I was in the hall. Do you know who she is?"
"Oh, that's Kikyo, she's my cousin. I don't think you'd like her, she can be kind of rude and stuck up."
"Oh…she's pretty."
ShadowMage: Did you notice the subtle hint there? Koga said Kikyo is pretty, earlier he said Kikyo looked just like Kagome. When he said Kikyo is pretty he MEANT Kagome is pretty. All most bow before my awesome, subtle hint making skills! Mwahaha! Ahem, sorry but, I'm crazy. I'm not the first to say so either…Anywho, back to the story!
"Mmm, yeah…I guess…"
They spent the rest of lunch in awkward silence.
ShaodwMage: Koga needs to watch those subtle hints of his, they kind of ruin the atmosphere.
The rest of the day was uneventful. However the night was rather interesting…possibly, depends on if I have inspiration or not…
***
"Where are you going?" Sessho-maru asked as Rin and Inu-Yasha walked out the door.
"We're meeting some friends in the park."
"Fine, don't get killed, I can't afford a funeral much less two."
"Uhh…sure…"
***
When Inu-Yasha and Rin got to the park Kagura, Kanna, Miroku, and Koga were all ready there. But they weren't the only people. Koga had brought a girl who had brought three other girls, one of which had brought another girl and a boy.
Inu-Yasha was too busy with his own activity (staring blankly at Kikyo and Kagome, shocked at how alike they looked) to listen to introductions. "Wha?" was his only response when Kagura had finished speaking.
She sighed, "I SAID this is Koga's friends Kagome, her cousins Kikyo and Kaede and her best friend Sango. These are Sango's brother and cousin."
"Oh…okay."
ShadowMage: Almost everyone is going to know each other now!
"So, now that everyone knows each other lets play a game." Kagura said brightly.
Kanna, Rin, Koga, Miroku, and Inu-Yasha flinched and covered their eyes, not looking forward to play…Candy Land… Kagura, Sango, etc. all stared at them.
"Okay…" Kagura said in bewilderment. "So you don't want to play soccer?" Kanna, Rin, etc. uncovered their eyes and found, to their surprise that Kagura was not holding Candy Land but a soccer ball.
"No, no, soccer's fine." They mumbled sheepishly.
"Great."
They split into two teams of 6, with one goalie, one defense, and three forwards on each team. It was the team of Inu-Yasha, Miroku, Kanna, Kirara, Kaede, and Kohaku against Kagome, Kagura, Koga, Sango, Kikyo, and Rin. It didn't go so well. Apparently most of the cast doesn't know how to play soccer without killing each other so by the end of the game there had been 10 fights, most of them between Inu-Yasha and Koga even though they were on the same team, 3 broken noses, and one sprained ankle. When Koga and Inu-Yasha got home their respective guardians almost had heart attacks over all the blood and mud they were tracking into their apartments.
***
So, the moral of that story is…NEVER let Koga and Inu-Yasha play soccer together unless there is an adult supervisor strong enough to break up their fights.
How will the next day go? How will Kanna's detention go? And when will Shippo meet everyone?
By: ShadowMage21 and ShadowWarrior16
Disclaimer: Roses are red. Violets are blue. We no own, They no sue.
***
Kikyo sat in her Algebra II class, bored out of her mind. This was easy math that she could have understood in 8th grade. So instead of listening to the teacher she scanned the room looking for people she had know in elementary school. There weren't very many. The boy two seats down from her was one of the few. Inu-Yasha, she had had a crush on him in 6th grade. That was five years ago and she was much smarter now. She found Inu-Yasha annoying and aggravating. He didn't try at all in school either and that bothered her. Even now he was listening to his CD player. The teacher must be blind and deaf, Kikyo decided, not to notice. Becoming bored again she started on her homework.
***
Inu-Yasha was in his second hour chemistry class, completely bored. He would have been listening to Disturbed or Linkin Park or Trapt except the teacher had confiscated his CD player until the end of the school day. Because he didn't feel like listening to the teacher he let his mind wander as he idly scanned the room. Two seats in front of him was a black haired girl, she was in his Algebra II class. She seemed very familiar and then it hit him, she was Kikyo, that girl who was in his Social Studies group in 6th grade. He hadn't seen her for the past five years. After class he walked up behind her and tapped her shoulder.
"Hey, Kikyo, remember me? We were in the same…" his voice trailed off as the girl turned around.
"I think you have me confused with someone else. My name is Kagome, Ka-Go-Me, and besides, I've never even seen you before. I have a cousin named Kikyo, we look a lot alike, maybe she's who you're looking for. I'll tell her you said hello just in case it is her. Well, goodbye." And with that she walked off, never giving Inu-Yasha a chance to get a word in edgewise.
Inu-Yasha stood with his mouth still half-open before shaking himself and heading off to gym.
***
While everyone at high school was in third period, Sessho-maru, Naraku, and Matt were at their jobs. Jaken was at his French class; he was studying to become a butler for an important French family. Sessho-maru and Naraku were cleaning tables and Matt was taking orders. Naraku and Sessho-maru were talking as they worked…
"Yes, my nephews Juromaru, Kageromaru and Goshinki and coming for a visit this weekend." (Naraku has siblings? I wonder what they're like…O.O…eepers, maybe I don't want to know…)
"You poor, poor person, FIVE delinquents in your apartment all weekend, that's a long time to go without power…"
"Yes…it will be nice to see my nephews but an entire weekend without power isn't much to look forward to…"
ShadowMage: Hello! ::waves to all:: I have an announcement! As it turns out, ShadowWarrior WILL be doing chapter 9, so…that means if there hasn't been an update for a long time and the chapter you're waiting for is an odd numbered chapter then…it is ShadowWarrior's fault it is late and I am free of all guilt. On a different note, I have officially decided that Michigan is better then Misery, oops I mean Missouri. Missouri is too sunshiny and warm all the time. Hey did you know that Missouri is the cannibalism capital of the world? Not really…but I'll tell you how I came to that conclusion…see the Donner Party traveled on the Oregon Trail. They got stuck in the mountains and had to resort to cannibalism to survive. They would have been miserable or, in other words, experiencing misery so…Donner Party=Cannibalism=Misery and because Missouri=Misery if you substitute in Missouri for Misery in your equation you have Donner Party=Cannibalism=Misery, subtract Donner Party from both sides and you get Cannibalism=Misery which is the same as Cannibalism=Missouri, therefore Missouri is the cannibalism capital of the world. :) Anyways…back to the story.
***
Koga almost screamed with joy as he walked into the lunchroom. He would get to see Kagome and he was FINALLY free of Miroku. Miroku had all but four classes with him and he sat by him in all the classes they had together. He sat down with his lunch and waited for Kagome to get out of the lunch line. As he watched her he remembered a question he had wanted to ask.
"Hey Kagome, I saw a girl who looks just like you while I was in the hall. Do you know who she is?"
"Oh, that's Kikyo, she's my cousin. I don't think you'd like her, she can be kind of rude and stuck up."
"Oh…she's pretty."
ShadowMage: Did you notice the subtle hint there? Koga said Kikyo is pretty, earlier he said Kikyo looked just like Kagome. When he said Kikyo is pretty he MEANT Kagome is pretty. All most bow before my awesome, subtle hint making skills! Mwahaha! Ahem, sorry but, I'm crazy. I'm not the first to say so either…Anywho, back to the story!
"Mmm, yeah…I guess…"
They spent the rest of lunch in awkward silence.
ShaodwMage: Koga needs to watch those subtle hints of his, they kind of ruin the atmosphere.
The rest of the day was uneventful. However the night was rather interesting…possibly, depends on if I have inspiration or not…
***
"Where are you going?" Sessho-maru asked as Rin and Inu-Yasha walked out the door.
"We're meeting some friends in the park."
"Fine, don't get killed, I can't afford a funeral much less two."
"Uhh…sure…"
***
When Inu-Yasha and Rin got to the park Kagura, Kanna, Miroku, and Koga were all ready there. But they weren't the only people. Koga had brought a girl who had brought three other girls, one of which had brought another girl and a boy.
Inu-Yasha was too busy with his own activity (staring blankly at Kikyo and Kagome, shocked at how alike they looked) to listen to introductions. "Wha?" was his only response when Kagura had finished speaking.
She sighed, "I SAID this is Koga's friends Kagome, her cousins Kikyo and Kaede and her best friend Sango. These are Sango's brother and cousin."
"Oh…okay."
ShadowMage: Almost everyone is going to know each other now!
"So, now that everyone knows each other lets play a game." Kagura said brightly.
Kanna, Rin, Koga, Miroku, and Inu-Yasha flinched and covered their eyes, not looking forward to play…Candy Land… Kagura, Sango, etc. all stared at them.
"Okay…" Kagura said in bewilderment. "So you don't want to play soccer?" Kanna, Rin, etc. uncovered their eyes and found, to their surprise that Kagura was not holding Candy Land but a soccer ball.
"No, no, soccer's fine." They mumbled sheepishly.
"Great."
They split into two teams of 6, with one goalie, one defense, and three forwards on each team. It was the team of Inu-Yasha, Miroku, Kanna, Kirara, Kaede, and Kohaku against Kagome, Kagura, Koga, Sango, Kikyo, and Rin. It didn't go so well. Apparently most of the cast doesn't know how to play soccer without killing each other so by the end of the game there had been 10 fights, most of them between Inu-Yasha and Koga even though they were on the same team, 3 broken noses, and one sprained ankle. When Koga and Inu-Yasha got home their respective guardians almost had heart attacks over all the blood and mud they were tracking into their apartments.
***
So, the moral of that story is…NEVER let Koga and Inu-Yasha play soccer together unless there is an adult supervisor strong enough to break up their fights.
How will the next day go? How will Kanna's detention go? And when will Shippo meet everyone?