Authors Note: There is some OOC in this fic. And I am sorry if you are a Sakura fan, because I tend to make her look bad. I'm not too fond of her. Hehe. Well, I hope you enjoy. This story may not have much substance, it was more of an wierd idea to try out. =P
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, trust me, I wouldn't be writing this.
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Naruto's Homemade Movie
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Naruto:God Sasuke! Why do you always go out of your way to make me look bad?
Sasuke: I don't. Most of the time it happens purely on accident, that's how easy it is to do.
Sakura: You tell him Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: Would you shut up Sakura?
Naruto: Yeah Sakura. It would be nice if that trap of yours could stay closed for 30 seconds at the very least.
Sakura: Well who asked you?! I Never-
Naruto: See what I mean? Anyway...where was I? Oh yes, damn you Sasuke! I know! I'll make my own movie! Made all my way. It will be perfect! I'll direct and I'll be the star-
Sakura: Can I be in the movie?
Sasuke: Naruto, sorry to break it to you, but they've made a movie already.
Naruto: Yeah, yeah. They always steal my ideas...but I shall get my revenge! I will conduct a movie better than theirs. (Places his hand over his chest like he's about to do the Pledge of Allegiance.)
Sasuke: You do realize that they had trained, and might I add smart, people to work on the movie. And you have...well you. That said, you don't have a chance in hell.
Sakura: I'm smart! I can help you! As long as I get to be in it! (Jumps up and down excitedly like a child on Christmas.)
Naruto: Hmmmm.... let me think about that.
Sasuke: Oh god! Naruto has thinking going on. Someone get the camera. Can't believe Kakashi-sensei is missing out on a once in a lifetime thing like this.
Naruto: (Glares at Sasuke and ignores.)
Sakura: Aw man! You are going to think about it? How long is that going to take?!
Naruto: Not very long. I knew my answer from the beginning, but suspense is always good. And there shall be plenty of it in my movie! My movie will be exciting and fun, which is why you can't help.
Sakura: What?!
Naruto: That's right. If you help the movie is bound to be irritating. But if you shut up I may let you be in it.
Sakura: Okay! I can do that! See! Just watch me be quiet. (5 second pause.) See! I just did it! (2 second pause.) I just did it again. (Claps hands.)
Sasuke: Congrats. That's the most productive thing you've done all day.
Sakura:..(Looks as if she's about to burst.)
Naruto: So Sasuke, should I let you be in my movie?
Sasuke: As if I care.
Sakura: (Jumps in out of nowhere.) I want to be a bird! I nice pretty, pink one! No wait, I want to be a man!
Sasuke: Oh dear. Did you take your meds, Sakura?
Naruto to Sasuke: Are you telling me we have a psycho on our team?
Sasuke: Well actually, it's ADD, but in her severe case there's not much of a difference.
Naruto: Oh geez...(Pretends to looks concerned.)...This'll be great for my movie!
Sasuke: So who's going to be what?
Naruto: Oh yeah! I'll be...Hokage! The powerful...the strong-
Sasuke: Eater of Ramen!
Naruto: Just for that rude comment, you can be...my Ramen Boy!
Sasuke: ...(Eye twitches.)
Sakura: Oo! Who do I get to be? Can I be Sasuke?
Sasuke: Hell no! If anyone is going to be me, it's going to be me! And why you would even suggest that is disturbing enough.
Naruto: Sorry Sakura. But there will be no Sasuke in my movie. I told you it would be perfect. But you can be...you can be the tree.
Sakura: (Thinks about it.) Can the tree talk?
Naruto and Sasuke: No!