The Search for the Magic Seaweed
Chapter 4: A Talk With Squidward Part One
Disclaimer: You know, I know... we both know I don't own SpongeBob or any related things, people etc. Oh, but part of that's not true cuz I DO own a SpongeBob posta called the 'SpongeBob and the Jellyfish Jam Band.' And I think I have their band's CD... lol just kiddin bout the CD!
Hello again! LaLa here! Okay, I am SOOOOO sorry about not updating in a while. It's kinda hard for me cuz I've got this gay faggy internet thing so its hard to access the internet. I'll update as soon as I can though. I wanna thank you all for reading my story but if could please submit a review... I really wanna know what you think of my story! Well anyways, heres chapter 4!
YAAAAAWWWWNN!
SpongeBob opened his eyes looked around. He shut his eyes again.
YAAAAAWWWWNN!
He forced his eyes open and rubbed them. He saw Patrick snoring face down on the floor. SpongeBob had forgotten about last night's marathon. He fell asleep on the couch a little after Patrick fell asleep.
'He must've fallen off the couch while asleep,' SpongeBob thought. He looked around. Gary wasn't insight. 'I think Gary went upstairs when he was tired?' He shrugged his shoulders and sat up. He stretched his arms and stood, shaking his head to wake up.
"Meow..."
SpongeBob turned around. He heard a slight noise and wasn't sure where it was coming from.
"Meow!"
"Huh?"
"MEOW!!!"
"GARY?"
"MEOW!"
He turned to face Patrick.
"Oh no!" SpongeBob screamed. "Patrick ate Gary! Gary, I'm comin for ya!"
SpongeBob dived over Patrick to the other side of him. He opened Patrick's mouth and leaned sideways to listen for Gary's voice.
"Meow... Meow!"
"Wha-?"
He nudged Patrick.
No movement.
He tried pushing him over towards the couch.
No use.
He leaned against Patrick with all his might and pushed.
Didn't work.
LIGHTBULB!
SpongeBob leaned in to Patrick's head.
"Wake UUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AAAHHHH!"
Patrick shot up, smacking SpongeBob in the head, forcing him to fly into the tv.
"Wha-, wha-, what you want?!?" Patrick shouted to SpongeBob.
"You fell asleep on.... Gary...."
"Oh!"
Patrick stood up. "Sorry Gary..."
"Meow. Meow.." Gary said meaning 'It's ok. It just hurt a little.'
SpongeBob cooked up the usual breakfast for himself, Patrick, and Gary (except 3 times more for Patrick).
"Meow?" Gary asked SpongeBob. (Meaning, 'So, did you talk to Squidward?')
"What?"
"Meow?" Gary repeated.
"Opps! I completely forgot about Squidward!"
SpongeBob was supposed to apologize to Squidward but had forgotten about his plan when he got caught up in a conversation with a new creature in Bikini Bottom. The creature is a purple air-water breathing bird named Rocky. (Which can be an adjective as also a name.) SpongeBob and Patrick had ice cream with him the day before.
"MEOW?" Meaning 'WHAT?'
"I... completely forgot about Squidward?"
"MEOW!" Gary exclaimed meaning 'Well, get your yellow square ass down to Squidward's place pronto!"
SpongeBob looked at Gary surprise and his mouth dropped.
"Meow? Meow!" Gary yelled 'What are you waiting for? Go! Go! Go!'
SpongeBob raced out of the house not even bothering to use the door.
Patrick finished his breakfast. He got up and opened the fridge. Gary stared at Patrick.
"Meow."
"Ahh!!!!!!!!" Patrick, scared of Gary from what he just said to SpongeBob, grabbed an armful of food and ran out of the house not using the door either.
Knock! Knock!
Sorry this chapter is so short but I feel this is a good place to leave off for the next chapter to continue! I know its torture and you probably HATE cliff-hangers but I'll start working on the next chapter ASAP so you don't go into flames. Thankx for reading!
CYA! Until next time, this is LaLa signing out!