The Search for the Magic Seaweed
Chapter 5: A Talk with Squidward Part Two
Disclaimer: Look, you know I don't own SpongeBob so just shut the hell up and stop asking me!
Chapter five! Yay! I know the 'Search for the Magic Seaweed' hasn't begun but the day will come...
WARNING! A lot of screaming is involved in the making of this story. Earplugs may need to be used.
Knock! Knock!
A boring voice calls from inside the house. "Who is it?"
"It's me. SpongeBob!"
Squidward let's out a sigh. "What do you want?"
"Uh... can I talk to you?"
"Ok."
SpongeBob waits for Squidward to let him in.
No response.
"Can I...uh... come in?"
"No."
"Aw c'mon Squidward. Look, I'm really sorry about these past couple days. I've been screwing up a lot and I was just trying to... make you happy."
"There ya go. You said it and you didn't have to come in. Now... bye."
SpongeBob opened the door.
"Do you forgive me?"
"Um..." Squidward looked at SpongeBob. "Yea... whatever."
"Thank you Squidward!" SpongeBob said in his high pitched voice. He ran up and hugged Squidward.
"Okay! Okay!" Squidward tried getting SpongeBob off.
No use.
"Get the hell off me!"
SpongeBob quickly let go and backed off.
"Um...well...thanks again..."
"Whatever. Bye." Squidward shoved SpongeBob out of his house and shut the door.
"Well... that went well!" SpongeBob said.
He walked back to his house, noticing the broken wall marks.
'I think I need to get that fixed...Do I really look that fat?' SpongeBob shrugged and entered the house.
He remembered this morning's breakfast with Gary. "Gary?" SpongeBob asked in his high, scaredy cat voice.
"Hey! I'm not scaredy cat!"
Shhh! No talking to the narrator!
"But you aren't a narrator. You're just a story teller!"
Same thing...
"No it's not!"
Oh, yes it is!
"No IT IS NNNNOOOOOOTTTT!!!!"
Yes IT IIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
"No it's NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Okay Okay, just get back to the story!
"No."
What?
"No!"
Aw c'mon!
"Not until..."
Until what?
"Hmmm....."
What do I have to DO?
"Not until.... you say sorry!"
Okay...okay... I'm sorry SpongeBob SquarePants.
"Thank you! I forgive you!"
Okay... can we get back to the story now?
"Yes."
Okay. AHEM As I was saying...
He remembered this morning's breakfast with Gary. "Gary?" SpongeBob asked in his high, scaredy cat voice.
"Hey!"
Sorry... it's part of the story though! Just let it slide!
"Ok..."
BACK TO STORY
"Gary?"
It was all dark inside the house.
SpongeBob heard something shatter in the kitchen.
SpongeBob walked toward the kitchen.
"Gary? Is that YOU?"
"Meow."
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SpongeBob cried and ran out of the house, not bothering to use the door-again-making another mark in the door.
SpongeBob ran to Patrick's house and knocked on the door.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
"GARY! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Where?!?! WHERE?!?!??" SpongeBob asked in horror.
He looked around.
No sign.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SpongeBob screamed for his life.
"Let me in! LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Patrick was too busy running around his tiny little house.
"PATRICK?"
No answ- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Patrick! No interupt- "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well...
SpongeBob tried opening the rock.
Couldn't.
So he dove under it and was inside Patrick's house.
SpongeBob looked around.
No sign of Gary.
"Patrick?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Patrick?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yea?"
"Stop screaming Gary isn't hear. It's just me."
"Really? Man my throat hurts!" Patrick rubbed his throat.
"I wonder why..."
"Me too...."
SpongeBob sighed.
"Pat, you mind if I spend the night here?"
"Sure SpongeBob."
"Alrighty then."
They settled themselves infront of the TV and Patrick brought out the sleepingbags.
Well there it is! Hoped ya like it! I told you there was a lot of screaming! Haha! Well please review! SEE YA!