Author's Note: I do not own Cowboy Bebop or any of the characters nor do I own The Wizard of Oz, this is just a parody, okay? Thanks!

The Bounty of Oz

Once opon a time, there was an adorable little girl with an adorable little welsh corgi puppy named "Ein." The little girl's name was "Ed" and she lived peacefully with her two older brother and her sister. Ed was a very happy girl and she was a very good girl at that as well. She did her chores, she did her homework and she played on her computer with Ein by her side. She had a very happy life. Then her world was turned upside down when her evil grandmother, wait... in the Wizard of Oz was there an evil grandmother? Fuck it, it's a parody right, let's contiue, her evil grandmother came to stay with her family. Her name was "Grandma Vicious." She was the most wicked and the most cruel human being ever. She would tease Ed and her family. She even tried to kill Ed's puppy Ein. But Ed was not upset, in fact she kept her happy disposition and did her everyday things, despite the distaste of her grandmother. Her life was perfect, until one stormy night. There was a tornado blowing towards Kansas and Grandma Vicious had enough of Ed and her puppy Ein too. The rest of the family was upset at the fact that she didn't like Ein and wanted to get rid of the adorable puppy. They decided to keep Ein anyway, but Vicious had other ideas. As she was leaving, she kidnapped Ein and left with him in her basket. Ed could not stop crying as her brothers and sister could do nothing to cheer her up.

"It's just not fair!" Ed cried, "Why did she have to take Ein away?! He did nothing wrong."

"Oh Ed, maybe it's for the best," her big sister said as she was brushing back her blue hair.

"It's just not fair, I'm going to find Ein!" She shouted.

"Ed don't!" Her green-haired brother shouted after her.

"There's a storm outside!" Her oldest brother shouted.

Ed ran out of the door to find her puppy.

Meanwhile...

Ein was crying in the basket and wanted to get out.

"Quiet you mangy mut!" Grandma Vicious shouted.

The puppy had grown tired of the screaming and shouting, so he jumped out of the basket and ran back to his favorite little girl, Ed, without the knowledge of Grandma Vicious knowing he escaped.

Back at the farm...

Ed ran into the barn.

"Ein, Ein, EIN!" She cried out.

She searched desperately for her puppy. She looked through the haystack and through the buckets. She gave up and fell down on the haystack and started to cry. Just then she heard a dog barking, a small dog barking. Ed jumped up and looked to see who it was, it was her puppy Ein.

"Ein! Thank god you're alright!" She said as she ran over to the puppy to give him a huge hug.

The reunion was cut short when the storm blew off the barn and took Ed and Ein with them.

"I won't let you go Ein!" She shouted as she held her puppy tight.

She and the dog were flying through the storm. As they were gliding they noticed Grandma Vicious.

"I'll get you Ed and your little dog too!" She said as she laughed her cackle laughter.

"This is CNN." James Earl Jones said as he was gliding right behind her.

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!" Dave Chapelle shouted as he was flying.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ed screamed as Ein whimpered and barked.

The storm soon eneded and Ed and Ein were in a new place.

"Hey Ein, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Ed said.

Ein barked as Ed stood up and realized she was in the forest, with a little yellow brick road. Ed thought that this whole scenario was a little too familiar.

"Hey, this yellow brick road is just like the one in that movie, you know the one with the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion, don't you think so Ein?" She said.

Ein barked as if he agreed with her.

Just then a beautiful woman with beautiful wings appeared in front of Ed. She had long blonde hair and a beautiful smile. Ed screamed as she saw the woman and Ein hid behind his master. The woman just smiled.

"Hello Ed, I'm not going to hurt you." The good witch said.

Ed opened her eyes to take a look at who she was.

"How do you know my name?" She asked.

"You could say I'm your fairy godmother, oh wait wrong story, let me start again. I'm Julia, the good witch of the East. I'm here to help you get home, but in order to get home, you must go to the planet Mars, well that's what the city is called, anyway, and you must go see the great Bounty, Oz." She explained.

"But, how do I get there, it's so dark and cold, and I'm scared." Ed said.

"Worry not, there will be three bounty hunters to help assist you, but you must help them in order to go home. Oh and I will give you this, as a token of our greeting." She said.

She flickered her wand and poof! It was a box of donuts.

"Hmmm, that's for later use, don't eat them." She quickly added.

"Okay." Ed said as she put the box into the bag.

Julia flickered her wand again and poof! A pair of Ruby Goggles appeared in front of Ed. Julia handed the goggles to the eager little girl. She was soon fading away.

"Wait pretty witch! How will I find these Bounty Hunters?" The little girl asked.

"They will come to you, oh and whatever you do, don't lose those goggles." She said before she disappeared.

"Well Ein, looks like we're off on an exciting adventure!" Ed said.

Ein barked happily. So Ed and Ein walked along the yellow brick road and into the forest. And so began our tale of their journey in The Bounty of Oz.