Author's Note: I read the reviews and I noticed that some of you don't like the idea of Julia being the good witch, well I plan to play with that a little later in the story, and as for Vicious, yes I know he is sexy I agree with the reviewers, he is "Grandma Vicious" in Kansas, but in Oz, he plays a different role, he's not the wicked witch, trust me. And remember this is a parody and I haven't seen The Wizard of Oz in a while so help me with some of the story cause I'm trying to stick with the consesus of the movie and the parody to make sense. Thank You!

Our two heroes skipped along the yellow brick road, trying to find their way out of the forrest.

"Gee Ein, this place is so big, I hope we find those bounty hunters soon." Ed said.

Ein barked and hid behind Ed when he heard a rustle in the bushes. Ed walked closer to see who or what was hiding in the bushes. A tall, lanky, green-haired handsome young man jumped out of the bushes and scared Ed and Ein.

"AHHHHHH!!!!" Ed screamed.

"Oh great! Just the thing to make my day worse, a kid and her stupid dog!" He said.

"Hey! Ein is not stupid, and Ed would like to know what is wrong." Ed said.

"I guess I've got no choice, well okay, I was on my way to Planet Mars when I got mugged by a bunch of black cats. They scratched me up and they took my last pack of ciggarettes. So now I'm all jittery, I'm irritable and I'm in desperate need of a smoke but I can't get one because I don't have any ciggarettes and it's really pissing me off!" He said.

"Why were you going to Planet Mars?" Ed asked.

"I was going to go see the Bounty of Oz, see if he can help me with my problem. I wish I had a lifetime supply of ciggarettes." He said.

"You're going to see him too, why don't you come with me?" Ed asked the man.

"Really, you'll let me come with you, after how I treated you?" He said.

"Yup, oh by the way, my name's Ed and this my puppy Ein. What's yours mister?" she asked.

"I am known as Spike, the Chain-Smoker. Well, it was a high school nickname." He said.

"Okay Spike, oh wait, you remind me of someone I know back home." Ed said.

"Is that why you're going to see the Bounty of Oz, you want to go home?" Spike asked.

"Yes, Ein and I are from Kansas." Ed said.

"Well, I'm sure the Bounty can help you, I mean he is magical, or as the rumore say. I'll help you in your quest. Say, where did you get those cool ruby goggles?" Spike asked.

"I got them from Julia, the Good Witch of The East." Ed replied.

"Oh, boy she's at it again." Spike said to himself.

"Who's at it again?" Ed asked.

"Oh nothing, inside joke, anyway, do you know your way out these woods?" He asked.

"No, but if we stick together, we'll sure find a way out!" Ed said.

"All right then, let's go." Spike said.

"We're off to see the Bounty the wonderful Bounty of Oz." Ed and Spike sang.

So our friends were off to Planet Mars to see the Bounty of Oz. Spike hopes that when he gets there, he would finally get a lifetime supply of ciggarettes and Ed and Ein hope to go back home to their family. Though, Spike does look like her older brother back at home, but this is just merely a coincidence. As long as they were all together they would be safe and sound together.