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Bounty of Oz Chapter 3:

The lovely trio of Spike, Ed and Ein kept on walking through the dark gloomy woods in search of the city, Planet Mars. They kept on walking down the yellow brick road. Spike was especially more tense than usual because he hadn't had a ciggarette in days and he was getting very fussy and irritable, which drove poor Ed and her puppy Ein, nutty. As they kept on walking they noticed a beautiful, attractive blue-haired woman standing alongside the road, as if she was waiting for someone to come and get her. The woman looked up at the trio as they were walking down the yellow brick road. Ed and Ein noticed the woman while Spike was too busy drooling at the sight of her to even notice that she was lost.

"Hiya pretty lady, Ed and Ein wants to know why you are here." Ed said.

The woman looked up at Ed and her puppy then smiled.

"Hi sweetie, I'm waiting for someone or something to lead me out of this forrest. I've been stuck here for days, and it's getting really late, and the forrest isn't safe when it's dark." She explained.

"Hey baby, wanna catch a movie sometime with me?" Spike asked as he was walking over to her.

"Uh no thanks, I don't go out with losers like you." She quickly snapped.

"Uh, Ed doesn't get it, why are you nice to me and why you are mean to Spike?" Ed asked.

"See, I have this problem, I'm nice to the ederly, kids, pets, and women, but when it comes to men, I'm a cold-hearted bitch to them. That's why they call me Faye, The Cold-Hearted Bitch." She explained.

"No kidding." Spike muttered under his breath.

"What was that, asshole!?" She shreiked.

"Nothing." Spike quickly added.

"Where were you planning to go anyway, Ed wamts to know!" Ed asked.

"I was planning to see the legendary Bounty of Oz, to help me with my problem, but then I got stuck after the guy that I was with ditched me for that damn wicked witch of the west, damn that whore." She said.

"What does this witch look like?" Ed asked.

"She's very attractive, blonde, big chest, very thin, looks good in leather and has a horrible appetite for anchovies." Faye described.

"See that's strange, the witch I met was the Good Witch of the East and she was very nice." Ed explained.

"Huh?" Spike and Faye both chimed in, "But sweetie, there is no Good Witch of The East, you must mean the Good Wizard of The East, that must be what you mean." Faye said.

"But I swear, I met the Good Witch of The East!" Ed exclamied.

"Well, I haven't asked for your names and for where you were headed." Faye said.

"Oh yes! Ed forgot about that! I'm Ed, this is my puppy Ein, and this is Spike, The Chain-Smoker. We're on our way to see the Bounty of Oz in Planet Mars." She said.

"Really! Can I come with you, please? I promise I won't be a burden, after all we are going to see the same person. The reason why I want to see him is because I wish I had a heart for men, that way I can finally get married and have kids." Faye said.

"I'm going because Ein and I want to find my way home, Spike is with me because he wishes to have a lifetime pack of ciggarettes, so you can come along too! The more the merrier!" Ed said.

So Faye The Cold-Hearted Bitch joins Ed, Ein, and Spike The Chain Smoker on their journey to Planet Mars to find The Bounty and get the one thing they most desire and need.

"Those ruby goggles are gorgeous! Can I borrow them sometime?" Faye asked.

"Oh I'm sorry Faye-Faye, I can't, I promised the Good Witch I wouldn't lose them." Ed said.

"I understand and I think you mean the Good Wizard." Faye said.