The Bounty of Oz Chapter 4:

Our heroes ventured further into the Irritating Forrest of Darkness. It was called irritating for a good reason because once you got inside you would get lost and no one would be able to help you, so keep on going into circles and into more circles until finally, you start losing your mind and your sanity starts slipping away and you can't take it anymore and you want to kill yourself for getting lost in such a stupid forrest in a dumb parody of a children's tale! Uh where was I, oh yes! So our heroes ventured further into the forrest. It was starting to get late so everyone decided to camp out for the night. It was a frightening experience for the girls because it was so dark and they couldn't see a thing, but what they were more concerned about Spike. Teh girls were afraid that Spike might try to take advantage of them, so Faye and Ed took out their mace and their tazers. This upset Spike very deeply because he wanted to have his way with Faye, but he was stuck on guard duty.

"This sucks! Why do I have to always do guard duty?!" He grumbled to himself.

Then there was a rustling in the bushes.

"Oh shit! The muffin man has come back to get me!" Spike said nervously.

Spike walked up to the bushes and leaned over to listen in the bushes. He kept on walking forward until a big man with a prostetic arm and dressed as a cop jumping out of the bushes. He had a baseball bat and was about ready to hit Spike in the head with it.

"YOU STUPID BATSARD!!! YOU KILLED MY BONSAI TREES! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!" He shouted.

"WHAT?! I DIDN'T KILL YOUR PLANTS!" Spike shouted.

The big man calmed down and took a deep breath. He then looked in Spike's eye and realized he was telling the truth. He let go of his shirt and sighed. He then sat down and started to cry. Ed and Faye heard all of the commotion and wanted to see what was wrong with the big man.

"I'm so sorry I didn't mean to attack you. I've been upset because someone killed all of my Bonsai Trees. Those things were my babies and I couldn't live without them. That bitch, that evil, conniving bitch. The Wicked Witch of the West sent her army of kuronekos to destroy all of my bonsai trees because she was jealous. I decided to go to Planet Mars to see the Bounty of Oz. I was hoping that he would help me, but now I'm lost in this forrest and nobody is here to help me. I'm not worthy to call myself Jet, The Zen Master of Bonsai Trees." He cried.

Ed walked up to the crying man and handed him her hankercheif. Ein comforted the man by licking his face.

"It's okay, we're all on our way to see the Bounty himself! Ed said.

"You are, really! Oh but I can't ask you to let me come, I would be a burden on all of you." Jet replied.

"With him crying like a little pussy, no wonder why we wouldn't ask him to tag along." Spike said.

"You're such an ass Spike! And besides Ed, Ein, and I wouldn't mind. Jet is a very sweet man and he could help us by telling which plants are edible and which are poisonous." Faye added.

"You want me to come?" Jet asked.

"Ed, Ein and Faye Faye want you to come." Ed said.

"Alright then, I promise I will be super helpful and brave and I will be very nice and also I know how to cook!" Jet said.

"Great!" Faye cheered.

"Great." Spike said blankly.

"I can't wait to see the Bounty of Oz, I hope he gives me a Bonsai Garden!" Jet said.

"I hope he gives me my ciggarettes." Spike added.

"And I hope he melts my cold heart." Faye said.

"I hope he can take Ed and Ein home." Ed added.

So our heroes decided to sleep the night. The next morning they followed the yellow brick road and finally exited the Irritating Forrest of Darkness.

"Yay!" Spike, Faye, and Jet cheered.

"We made it! Now we can go to Planet Mars!" Ed said happily.