The Bounty of Oz Chapter 5:
As our heroes were leaving the forrest they come upon a beautiful meadow filled with... shitake mushrooms, what? In the movie it was a field of red flowers, oh well. They treaded upon the mushrooms and were amazed by the fact there was even a meadow of shitake mushrooms (I'm amazed myself by the fact that someone had to come up with the Shitake Mushrooms Meadows). Jet examined the mushrooms to see if they were edible.
"Hmmmm, these mushrooms look edible alright. It's okay to eat them." He said.
"Oh boy! Ed and Ein love mushrooms!" Ed exclaimed.
"Let's just hope it's not an evil trick from the Wicked Witch of The West." Spike said.
Little did they know, that Julia the Wicked Witch of The West, was watching them from her palace in the Enchanted Forrest. Alongside her was her faithful servant, Miroku the Horny Monk.
"Those idiots don't know what they're eating." Julia said with an evil grin.
"Are those the mushrooms that have traces of PCP in them?" He asked.
Julia turned around to give her servant that "No-they're-not-of-course-they-are-you-retard" look.
"Once they eat those mushrooms they will fall asleep and then I will erase their memories and command them to bring me the ruby goggles." She explained.
"How do you intend to erase their memories?" Miroku asked.
Julia went into her purse and dug the same memory eraser as seen in the Men In Black movies. Miroku looked at the contraption and a sweatdrop fell (the anime kind).
"Julia don't you think that's-" he stopped shortly after she gave him a death glare," I mean that is a very good contraption. (That is the stupidest thing she's ever come up with, but not as stupid as her dressing up as the Good Witch of the East when everyone knows that the Good Witch of the Ease is in fact a Wizard.)" He muttered under his breath.
The Shitake Mushroom Meadows
"Man that was a good meal." Spike said.
"I've got to hand it to you, you weren't kidding when you said you cooked, because that was fabulous!" Faye said happily.
"Ein and Ed enjoyed it!" Ed said as Ein barked in concurence with her and the others.
Suddenly Jet felt very tired and fell on the field of mushrooms.
"Hey Jet wake up! We have to get going!" Faye said.
"What's wrong Jet?" Ed asked as she poked him with her finger.
Ein suddenly felt sleepy too. He walked in a circle and then fell asleep next to Ed.
"Oh no Ein, please wake up!" Ed said.
"Oh man, I'm really tired too." Spike said as he was lying down on the field.
"Faye-Faye, I'm going to take a little nap." Ed said as she fell asleep.
"Oh Ed, guys, wake up! We have to go on! We...
have...
to....
go...
on." Faye couldn't take it anymore, she finally fell asleep.
Then somewhere, out there, over the rainbow, there was a silver-haired man with a priest walking by. The Preist noticed a group of people falling asleep on the mushrooms he immediately recognized that it was an evil spell from the Wicked Witch of the West. The Preist immediately started singing OutKast's "Hey Yeah" to wake them up. After he was finished singing, our heroes woke up.
"Oh my, did we just fall asleep on this meadow?" Faye asked.
"Whatever happened it means that we're going to have to kill Jet." Spike said as he was grabbing his gun.
"Oh shut up you retard! That doesn't mean we have to kill Jet, Julia put this evil spell on us!" Faye said.
"That means she's after something and we don't know what it is, either way we all have to stick together." Jet explained.
"Jet's right, Ed and Ein don't like the fighting, let's keep going, we should be in Planet Mars any second now and he will help all of us." Ed replied. Ein barked.
"The little squirt's right! We're almost there!" Spike said.
"The Good Wizard must be watching over us, just like Jesus." Faye said.
Back in the bushes, the two men started talking.
"Hey I didn't do that, you did Wolfwood." The silver-haired man said to the Priest.
"It's okay Vicious, nobody cares about Priests anymore, ever since those idiots at the Vatican started molesting children, I've been getting a bad rep, why the Bounty himself likes to make fun of me for being a Priest." he replied.
"I thought Preists were supposed to be cellibate," Vicious commented.
"Oh no, I'm a modern Preist." Wolfwood replied.
"Right." Vicious answered.