A/N: Well here's chapter 3 sorry it took so long to put up.
Dinner approached and Harry felt nervous. He had tucked his invisibility cloak into his robes right before he, Ron, Hermione, and some of the other Gryffindor students headed to the great hall. As he approached the house table in the great hall Harry saw that Fred and George were waiting for him.
"Harry!" George called out waving to him.
"Come sit with us." Fred continued.
Harry smiled weakly and he came over to the twins closely followed by Ron and Hermione.
"All right Harry, all we say is after Dumbledore's announcements and everyone has settled down, we begin operation Pansy." Fred said
"Operation Pansy?" Ron asked in disgust.
"That sounds...bad." Hermione commented and rolled her eyes. "While you aregetting yourselves years of detention I am going to go sit with some mature people.' She said and got up and left to sit with Parvati and Ginny.
"I guess so." Harry said.
"We think." Fred and George said in unison.
"That it is best if we sat apart tonight, you know we need to be careful." George continued
"I think so. What if Dumbledore sees me?" Harry asked.
"We'll make sure he is looking in our direction. We promise." Both twins said in unsion.
"And what If he doesn't ?" Harry asked
"We are Fred and George Weasley, we can do anything." Fred said and smiled.
Harry and Ron got up and went to sit with Neville, who seemed to have lost his toad again.
Dumbledore got up to make the evenings announcements.
"Tonight, should be a splendid meal, but before we eat I need to make some announcements."
Fred and George glanced at each other then glanced down the table towards Harry.
"Mr. Filch would like to know who has been letting dung bombs off in the library, he is not taking the fumes too well. I would also like to announce that if anyone has information regarding singing warts please talk to Madame Pomfrey immediately."
Dumbledore looked to the other teachers for more announcements, but saw that no one wished to say anything. "All right then let's enjoy supper shall we?"
Food appeared on the tables and Fred and George began to dig in. 15 minuets into the meal Fred and George were ready for action. They watched as Lee Jordan snuck back into the Great Hall. He came over as quietly as he could and managed to be not noticed
"Is it ready George asked?"
"Yep" Lee responded.
"What are you talking about?" Fred asked.
"The diversion." George replied.
"I thought we were just going to have some dung bombs go off."
"We are, but we're going to do it with style." Lee Jordan butted in before George could answer.
"Right." George replied after Lee's comment.
As the meal was coming to a close, large cakes began to float from the direction of the kitchen and land on the ends of the table. Students began to cut themselves pieces, little did they know, that at the center of each cake has been carefully placed a dung bomb, magically set to explode upon contact with the air.
"I'm starting to get the idea." Fred said as a devious smile appeared on his face.
At the Slytherin table Draco malfoy was cutting himself a piece of cake. He was nearing the middle of a round delicacy when all of a sudden there was a large explosion. Cake was plastered over Malfoy's face and there was a large hushed silence. Everyone stared with wide eyes at the Slytherin table.
Harry glanced at Fred, but Fred didn't look as though he was ready. Suddenly there was another loud explosion and a smoggy smoke was filling up the room. The smoke from a dung bomb was awful, but worse when numerous were going off.
Students kept causing more and more to go off, Suddenly one went off at the teacher's table as Filch cut into his cake. Fred waved at Harry and Harry snuck under the table and slipped the cloak on. He crept between the tables and snuck up behind the teacher's tables. He watched as Madame Pomfrey dug into the cake that she and Snape shared and three dung bombs went off. Harry went as quickly as he could and snuck up beside snape who was gagging loudly and making unnatural human sounds. Harry poured all of the liquid in the goblet and watched it blend in with the wine. Harry grabbed the empty vile and stuffed it in his pocket. He went as quickly as he could and snuck back under the Gryffindor table back to his spot. He gave Fred the thumbs up and began to feel the full affect of the dung bombs.
After several minuets the dung bombs began to clear up and Dumbledore got the students to settle. Dinner ended quite uneventfully and Snape drank the rest of his drink, Fred and George spent the end of the meal trying to contain their excitement.
"Well we don't think Dumbledore saw you Harry." Fred and George said in unison.
"Why do you say that." Harry asked as the Gryffindors began to walk out of the great hall.
"He was helping McGonagall with a dung bomb that exploded in her face." Fred replied smirking.
"She's not hurt is she?" Hermione asked sternly.
"Oh of course not." Ron butted in.
"No, she isn't" Fred said and smirked.
"So Harry, how did you do it?" Lee Jordan asked.
"Well I went up and aside from Snape's unnatural human noises that he made while gagging on the dung bomb I just put it in." Harry replied in a low voice being careful no one else heard their discussion.
"Brilliant...yet disgusting." Ron replied.
"I can't wait till tomorrow."
"Fred and George Weasley!" Came the angry voice of Professor McGonagall. " I believe we need to discuss the length of the detention that you have just earned yourselves."
"Well Harry, we bit you farewell until tomorrow, I am sure it will be a good day." Fred said and followed George in the direction of the Professor.
Harry watched nervously as McGonagall dragged Freed and George away.
"Professor, you are look fabulous today. Has anyone told you that? We love your glasses, are they new? Are they tortoise shell?" George attempted to say trying to get off the detention.
"Nice try Mr. Weasley, I think you used that one last time." McGonagall replied.
"Nice one George." Fred said sniggering.
"Come along Harry, we need to get that thing done for Potions." Hermione said grabbing Harry by the arm.
"Yea don't worry Harry, they'll be fine." Lee assured him.
"But I feel..." Harry began.
"It's so worth it Ron said bursting out in laughter...I can not wait until tomorrow."
A/N: Thanks for all the reviews. Sorry it took so long to write, I was having writers block. Hey if you're a strong supporter of Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione parings stay tuned, I am writing a new fic. and it should be up soon. Please review.
Dinner approached and Harry felt nervous. He had tucked his invisibility cloak into his robes right before he, Ron, Hermione, and some of the other Gryffindor students headed to the great hall. As he approached the house table in the great hall Harry saw that Fred and George were waiting for him.
"Harry!" George called out waving to him.
"Come sit with us." Fred continued.
Harry smiled weakly and he came over to the twins closely followed by Ron and Hermione.
"All right Harry, all we say is after Dumbledore's announcements and everyone has settled down, we begin operation Pansy." Fred said
"Operation Pansy?" Ron asked in disgust.
"That sounds...bad." Hermione commented and rolled her eyes. "While you aregetting yourselves years of detention I am going to go sit with some mature people.' She said and got up and left to sit with Parvati and Ginny.
"I guess so." Harry said.
"We think." Fred and George said in unison.
"That it is best if we sat apart tonight, you know we need to be careful." George continued
"I think so. What if Dumbledore sees me?" Harry asked.
"We'll make sure he is looking in our direction. We promise." Both twins said in unsion.
"And what If he doesn't ?" Harry asked
"We are Fred and George Weasley, we can do anything." Fred said and smiled.
Harry and Ron got up and went to sit with Neville, who seemed to have lost his toad again.
Dumbledore got up to make the evenings announcements.
"Tonight, should be a splendid meal, but before we eat I need to make some announcements."
Fred and George glanced at each other then glanced down the table towards Harry.
"Mr. Filch would like to know who has been letting dung bombs off in the library, he is not taking the fumes too well. I would also like to announce that if anyone has information regarding singing warts please talk to Madame Pomfrey immediately."
Dumbledore looked to the other teachers for more announcements, but saw that no one wished to say anything. "All right then let's enjoy supper shall we?"
Food appeared on the tables and Fred and George began to dig in. 15 minuets into the meal Fred and George were ready for action. They watched as Lee Jordan snuck back into the Great Hall. He came over as quietly as he could and managed to be not noticed
"Is it ready George asked?"
"Yep" Lee responded.
"What are you talking about?" Fred asked.
"The diversion." George replied.
"I thought we were just going to have some dung bombs go off."
"We are, but we're going to do it with style." Lee Jordan butted in before George could answer.
"Right." George replied after Lee's comment.
As the meal was coming to a close, large cakes began to float from the direction of the kitchen and land on the ends of the table. Students began to cut themselves pieces, little did they know, that at the center of each cake has been carefully placed a dung bomb, magically set to explode upon contact with the air.
"I'm starting to get the idea." Fred said as a devious smile appeared on his face.
At the Slytherin table Draco malfoy was cutting himself a piece of cake. He was nearing the middle of a round delicacy when all of a sudden there was a large explosion. Cake was plastered over Malfoy's face and there was a large hushed silence. Everyone stared with wide eyes at the Slytherin table.
Harry glanced at Fred, but Fred didn't look as though he was ready. Suddenly there was another loud explosion and a smoggy smoke was filling up the room. The smoke from a dung bomb was awful, but worse when numerous were going off.
Students kept causing more and more to go off, Suddenly one went off at the teacher's table as Filch cut into his cake. Fred waved at Harry and Harry snuck under the table and slipped the cloak on. He crept between the tables and snuck up behind the teacher's tables. He watched as Madame Pomfrey dug into the cake that she and Snape shared and three dung bombs went off. Harry went as quickly as he could and snuck up beside snape who was gagging loudly and making unnatural human sounds. Harry poured all of the liquid in the goblet and watched it blend in with the wine. Harry grabbed the empty vile and stuffed it in his pocket. He went as quickly as he could and snuck back under the Gryffindor table back to his spot. He gave Fred the thumbs up and began to feel the full affect of the dung bombs.
After several minuets the dung bombs began to clear up and Dumbledore got the students to settle. Dinner ended quite uneventfully and Snape drank the rest of his drink, Fred and George spent the end of the meal trying to contain their excitement.
"Well we don't think Dumbledore saw you Harry." Fred and George said in unison.
"Why do you say that." Harry asked as the Gryffindors began to walk out of the great hall.
"He was helping McGonagall with a dung bomb that exploded in her face." Fred replied smirking.
"She's not hurt is she?" Hermione asked sternly.
"Oh of course not." Ron butted in.
"No, she isn't" Fred said and smirked.
"So Harry, how did you do it?" Lee Jordan asked.
"Well I went up and aside from Snape's unnatural human noises that he made while gagging on the dung bomb I just put it in." Harry replied in a low voice being careful no one else heard their discussion.
"Brilliant...yet disgusting." Ron replied.
"I can't wait till tomorrow."
"Fred and George Weasley!" Came the angry voice of Professor McGonagall. " I believe we need to discuss the length of the detention that you have just earned yourselves."
"Well Harry, we bit you farewell until tomorrow, I am sure it will be a good day." Fred said and followed George in the direction of the Professor.
Harry watched nervously as McGonagall dragged Freed and George away.
"Professor, you are look fabulous today. Has anyone told you that? We love your glasses, are they new? Are they tortoise shell?" George attempted to say trying to get off the detention.
"Nice try Mr. Weasley, I think you used that one last time." McGonagall replied.
"Nice one George." Fred said sniggering.
"Come along Harry, we need to get that thing done for Potions." Hermione said grabbing Harry by the arm.
"Yea don't worry Harry, they'll be fine." Lee assured him.
"But I feel..." Harry began.
"It's so worth it Ron said bursting out in laughter...I can not wait until tomorrow."
A/N: Thanks for all the reviews. Sorry it took so long to write, I was having writers block. Hey if you're a strong supporter of Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione parings stay tuned, I am writing a new fic. and it should be up soon. Please review.