Fred and George walked sleepily into their first hour potions class. They
had spent the evening before helping Professor McGonagall sort through
papers and organize them based on color, size, weight, if they had writing
on them, if they didn't, and if they were a specific type of paper. In
addition to sorting through 50 years worth of papers Fred and George were
to clean out three Boggarts that had gotten themselves into McGonagall's
private bathroom closet, desk, and classroom supply closet.
"How was detention last night." Lee asked.
"It was fine." George said
"It was not!" Fred shrieked. Taking in deep breaths one at a time.
"Wait...despite the paper cuts and Boggarts turning into Snape, Harry dead, Hermione and Ron snogging, and not to mention Filch we're good." George replied coldly.
"Well the greasy git hasn't shown up yet, hopefully your potion worked last night. I didn't see him at breakfast" Lee replied on the verge of laughter.
Fred and George's mood changed immediately. They looked at each other and their notorious devious smiles appeared on their faces. This was because class was starting and they were eager to find the results of their little experiment. Suddenly the door to Snape's office opened. Fred and George glanced to the top of the stairs that lead to the tall desk at the front of the room.
The whole class became silent and stared in horror.
"Hello Class." Came a cheerful high pitched voice.
Students looked around, unsure of where the voice came from.
"Yoo hoo up here." Came the voice once again.
Fred and George looked at each other in horror, yet they knew each was dying to burst out laughing.
"I'm sorry I'm late, I woke up this morning and I looked absolutely dreadful."
At what was normally Professor Snape's desk stood a ...she-male that resembled Professor Snape. Snape was adorned in a pastel pink robe with lace trim and a red broach at the neck. He wore a white apron with frills covering his front, as to keep it clean. His hair was no longer greasy looking and it was tied in a high bun somewhat similar to the bun that Professor McGonagall wore.
"What happened?" Alicia said turning around in her seat to face Fred and George who were very red in the face.
"Uh...A little experiment." Lee responded.
Angelina turned towards Alicia who was sitting beside her. Both girls shared the same horror struck expression
"Well, I mean who could go in public looking like that" Snape said in the same high voice. "I woke and my hair was awful, I spent an hour washing it out it was terrible I didn't have any shampoo at all..."
Two Hufflepuff girls shuddered in horror and tired to keep from either laughing or crying out in horror. Alicia looked positively mortified and she held her stomach in pain.
"Well then my nails looked horrendous and I had to polish them, and my legs were in an awful state..."
"What are we going to learn today?!" Fred shrieked in horror not wanting to hear anymore.
"Oh dear your right Mr.Weasley. I have gone off again, silly me." Snape replied and fluttered his eyes.
" Nice save Fred." George whispered giving his brother a high five under the table they were seated at.
"Well we were working on simple wart curing potions yesterday weren't we?" Snape looking around. "Oh yes, but I really want to know your opinion especially you ladies. I got these really nice shoes today and well how do they look? Well actually I stole them from Professor McGonagall, but I'm sure she won't notice"
With that Snape picked his foot up and put it on his desk. He wore stiletto heels that laced up and they were bright pink with a few diamonds encrusted in them.
Alicia nearly choked trying to hold in her laughter. Fred and George just looked at each other with wide eyes.
"Oh anywho let's begin. Take out your Caldrons and..."
Two Hours Later....
"Fred Weasley you are brilliant." Angelina said and wrapped her arms around Fred's neck.
"I must admit I am, but I couldn't have don't it with out my dear brother George."
"Why thank you dear brother." George replied in a modest tone.
"How long do think it will last?" Lee asked.
"We haven't gotten there yet, well this is just an experiment, and well I suppose when it happens it happens. "Fred replied .
"You mean he could be stuck like this forever?!" Alicia asked as she came over to where they were seated in the courtyard.
"Well technically yes." George replied and made room for her to sit beside him.
"I don't know if I could survive another class like that." Lee said bursting into laughter.
"I didn't know Professor McGonagall owned shoes like that." Angelina said laughing as well.
"Yea me neither she seems a bit reserved to me." Alicia replied.
"Well I guess we all have out little secrets here at Hogwarts." Fred replied.
The group burst into laughter.
"Well, Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione will be in for a surprise later today." George said pointing to Harry, Ron and Hermione who were crossing the courtyard and heading in their direction.
"Hey Fred." Ron called.
"Oy! Ron!" Both twins called back beckoning their younger brother to come over.
"I overheard an interesting story from some Hufflepuff's earlier today." Ron said
"Oh well, what might that be?" George asked innocently.
"Well it has to do with Snape." Hermione snapped looking upset.
"Did it work?" Harry asked excitedly.
"Maybe." Fred replied.
"You'll just have to find out for yourself." Both twins replied in unison
"Well it sound's like we'll be in for a surprise in Potions later this afternoon." Harry said.
"Well I can tell you this, Dinner will be very difficult tonight." Angelina said. "come on Fredrick, we need to study." She said pulling Fred by the collar and dragging him away.
"And you too Georgie Porgie." Alicia replied and laughed grabbing George by the collar and dragging him away.
"Georgie porgie?" Ron asked.
George rolled his eyes shrugging his shoulders not saying anything and going with Alicia.
"Wait for me." Lee called and chased after them.
Harry, Ron and Hermione walked into the Potions classroom to discover it cleaner and more cheerful than ever. The windows were open and they looked as though they had been cleaned.
"Good afternoon!" came a familiar yet high pitched voice.
The class immediately stopped talking. Parvati and Lavender burst out in a fit of giggles and were hiding it very poorly. Neville dropped his new caldron making a loud noise, Dean and Seamus were rubbing their eyes in confusion. On the other hand Draco Malfoy just about wet his pant in horror.
"Well aren't we a sore bunch today." Snape said cheerfully. "I feel like a new person today."
"Harry..." Hermione hissed giving him a deathly glare.
"Mr.Malfoy are you ok? Have you wet yourself? you look like you have done so." Snape inquired. The whole class looked at Malfoy who was staring in horror and had a priceless expression on his face.
"P...Prof...Professor Snape...wha....wwwwwha ...what happened to you." Malfoy asked in horror.
"Oh well I needed a change, and I couldn't resist these lovely shoes that I got from Professor McGonagall." With that Snape lifted his foot and placed it on his desk. The same pink diamond studded boots shown to the group of students.
One Hour Later
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dean, Seamus , and Neville walked out of Potions in stunned silence.
Ron decided to take the risk and break the silence once they had past the great hall and were far away from the potions classroom.
"I didn't know he was that flexible." Ron said plainly.
"Me neither...I think that's worse that my grandmother." Neville said looking pale as ever.
"Aw Neville, I'm sorry you had to see that." Dean giving Neville a pat on the back.
"At least he was nice to you when you messed up today." Seamus said.
"That was horrific." Hermione said in shock and anger.
"Aw come on Hermione it was great, we owe Fred and George so much." Harry said.
"Come on admit it Hermione it was pretty funny." Ron said and started to laugh.
"It was..." Hermione began but Seamus and Dean interrupted her before she could continue.
"Pure brilliance" both boys said in unison and burst out laughing.
"I think it was...ok." Hermione said. "But don't come to me when he returns to normal.
A/N: Well I hope you had a laugh, because I enjoyed every moment of writing it. I promise the next chapter will be funny. Dinner in the great hall will never be the same.
"How was detention last night." Lee asked.
"It was fine." George said
"It was not!" Fred shrieked. Taking in deep breaths one at a time.
"Wait...despite the paper cuts and Boggarts turning into Snape, Harry dead, Hermione and Ron snogging, and not to mention Filch we're good." George replied coldly.
"Well the greasy git hasn't shown up yet, hopefully your potion worked last night. I didn't see him at breakfast" Lee replied on the verge of laughter.
Fred and George's mood changed immediately. They looked at each other and their notorious devious smiles appeared on their faces. This was because class was starting and they were eager to find the results of their little experiment. Suddenly the door to Snape's office opened. Fred and George glanced to the top of the stairs that lead to the tall desk at the front of the room.
The whole class became silent and stared in horror.
"Hello Class." Came a cheerful high pitched voice.
Students looked around, unsure of where the voice came from.
"Yoo hoo up here." Came the voice once again.
Fred and George looked at each other in horror, yet they knew each was dying to burst out laughing.
"I'm sorry I'm late, I woke up this morning and I looked absolutely dreadful."
At what was normally Professor Snape's desk stood a ...she-male that resembled Professor Snape. Snape was adorned in a pastel pink robe with lace trim and a red broach at the neck. He wore a white apron with frills covering his front, as to keep it clean. His hair was no longer greasy looking and it was tied in a high bun somewhat similar to the bun that Professor McGonagall wore.
"What happened?" Alicia said turning around in her seat to face Fred and George who were very red in the face.
"Uh...A little experiment." Lee responded.
Angelina turned towards Alicia who was sitting beside her. Both girls shared the same horror struck expression
"Well, I mean who could go in public looking like that" Snape said in the same high voice. "I woke and my hair was awful, I spent an hour washing it out it was terrible I didn't have any shampoo at all..."
Two Hufflepuff girls shuddered in horror and tired to keep from either laughing or crying out in horror. Alicia looked positively mortified and she held her stomach in pain.
"Well then my nails looked horrendous and I had to polish them, and my legs were in an awful state..."
"What are we going to learn today?!" Fred shrieked in horror not wanting to hear anymore.
"Oh dear your right Mr.Weasley. I have gone off again, silly me." Snape replied and fluttered his eyes.
" Nice save Fred." George whispered giving his brother a high five under the table they were seated at.
"Well we were working on simple wart curing potions yesterday weren't we?" Snape looking around. "Oh yes, but I really want to know your opinion especially you ladies. I got these really nice shoes today and well how do they look? Well actually I stole them from Professor McGonagall, but I'm sure she won't notice"
With that Snape picked his foot up and put it on his desk. He wore stiletto heels that laced up and they were bright pink with a few diamonds encrusted in them.
Alicia nearly choked trying to hold in her laughter. Fred and George just looked at each other with wide eyes.
"Oh anywho let's begin. Take out your Caldrons and..."
Two Hours Later....
"Fred Weasley you are brilliant." Angelina said and wrapped her arms around Fred's neck.
"I must admit I am, but I couldn't have don't it with out my dear brother George."
"Why thank you dear brother." George replied in a modest tone.
"How long do think it will last?" Lee asked.
"We haven't gotten there yet, well this is just an experiment, and well I suppose when it happens it happens. "Fred replied .
"You mean he could be stuck like this forever?!" Alicia asked as she came over to where they were seated in the courtyard.
"Well technically yes." George replied and made room for her to sit beside him.
"I don't know if I could survive another class like that." Lee said bursting into laughter.
"I didn't know Professor McGonagall owned shoes like that." Angelina said laughing as well.
"Yea me neither she seems a bit reserved to me." Alicia replied.
"Well I guess we all have out little secrets here at Hogwarts." Fred replied.
The group burst into laughter.
"Well, Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione will be in for a surprise later today." George said pointing to Harry, Ron and Hermione who were crossing the courtyard and heading in their direction.
"Hey Fred." Ron called.
"Oy! Ron!" Both twins called back beckoning their younger brother to come over.
"I overheard an interesting story from some Hufflepuff's earlier today." Ron said
"Oh well, what might that be?" George asked innocently.
"Well it has to do with Snape." Hermione snapped looking upset.
"Did it work?" Harry asked excitedly.
"Maybe." Fred replied.
"You'll just have to find out for yourself." Both twins replied in unison
"Well it sound's like we'll be in for a surprise in Potions later this afternoon." Harry said.
"Well I can tell you this, Dinner will be very difficult tonight." Angelina said. "come on Fredrick, we need to study." She said pulling Fred by the collar and dragging him away.
"And you too Georgie Porgie." Alicia replied and laughed grabbing George by the collar and dragging him away.
"Georgie porgie?" Ron asked.
George rolled his eyes shrugging his shoulders not saying anything and going with Alicia.
"Wait for me." Lee called and chased after them.
Harry, Ron and Hermione walked into the Potions classroom to discover it cleaner and more cheerful than ever. The windows were open and they looked as though they had been cleaned.
"Good afternoon!" came a familiar yet high pitched voice.
The class immediately stopped talking. Parvati and Lavender burst out in a fit of giggles and were hiding it very poorly. Neville dropped his new caldron making a loud noise, Dean and Seamus were rubbing their eyes in confusion. On the other hand Draco Malfoy just about wet his pant in horror.
"Well aren't we a sore bunch today." Snape said cheerfully. "I feel like a new person today."
"Harry..." Hermione hissed giving him a deathly glare.
"Mr.Malfoy are you ok? Have you wet yourself? you look like you have done so." Snape inquired. The whole class looked at Malfoy who was staring in horror and had a priceless expression on his face.
"P...Prof...Professor Snape...wha....wwwwwha ...what happened to you." Malfoy asked in horror.
"Oh well I needed a change, and I couldn't resist these lovely shoes that I got from Professor McGonagall." With that Snape lifted his foot and placed it on his desk. The same pink diamond studded boots shown to the group of students.
One Hour Later
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dean, Seamus , and Neville walked out of Potions in stunned silence.
Ron decided to take the risk and break the silence once they had past the great hall and were far away from the potions classroom.
"I didn't know he was that flexible." Ron said plainly.
"Me neither...I think that's worse that my grandmother." Neville said looking pale as ever.
"Aw Neville, I'm sorry you had to see that." Dean giving Neville a pat on the back.
"At least he was nice to you when you messed up today." Seamus said.
"That was horrific." Hermione said in shock and anger.
"Aw come on Hermione it was great, we owe Fred and George so much." Harry said.
"Come on admit it Hermione it was pretty funny." Ron said and started to laugh.
"It was..." Hermione began but Seamus and Dean interrupted her before she could continue.
"Pure brilliance" both boys said in unison and burst out laughing.
"I think it was...ok." Hermione said. "But don't come to me when he returns to normal.
A/N: Well I hope you had a laugh, because I enjoyed every moment of writing it. I promise the next chapter will be funny. Dinner in the great hall will never be the same.