The Bounty of Oz Chapter 7:

Beyond the Enchanted Forrest lies a place of great evil, no not really, I just said that to make the story more exciting. Anyway, Julia's Black Chromed Out Castle (cha-ching). The evil witch was pacing back and forth, much to the annoyance of Miroku.

"I don't get paid enough to babysit her. I'm supposed to be her advisor not her demented sex toy, though the sex is good, but this doesn't compare to Sango, now that is one hell cat, row! Boy was she the best I've ever had." He murmed quietly.

Julia kept pacing back and forth, then she clicked her heels together.

Uh Oh she has a plan brace yourself Miroku, he thought.

"Miroku, I trust that Ed and her stupid friends will be coming here to get the Ruby Goggles back. Here's my plan of action, I will let them come in, then this huge mouse trap will capture them, then I will skin her puppy alive and turn it into a cute fur belt. Then I will kill the others as this will wage a war in Oz and I will be the greatest Dictator on the face of this planet!" She said grinning evily.

A sweat drop fell on Miroku again.

Oh god, I think she's finally snapped, time to call in reinforcements, he thought.

"Miroku, don't you think it's a wonderful plan?" She asked batting her eyelashes.

"Yes I think it is an excellent plan." He replied lying through his teeth.

Miroku walked away from his insane boss. He went up to his chambers and dialed a number on his phone.

"Hey Inuyasha, yeah it's me Miroku, listen I think you may need to call the Army of Planet Mars and bring the people at the Mental Institution with you, yeah I know she was supposed to be under my control, but she has literally gone stupid which is worse than insanity. She thinks she's Fidel Castro, the asshole Cuban Dictator. Well what could I have done this is gone too far! What, the army is coming along with that Ed girl and her friends? Well that's good to hear, now I can finally be free from her evil clutches. Thanks for the info Inuyasha, I'll be back at the office before you know it. Alright take care and please say hi to Kikyo, Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Kilala, thanks I'd appreciate it, bye." He hung up the phone and lied back on his bed.

"They better get here soon, or else I'm screwed, literally and figuratively speaking of course." He said to himself.

Miroku decided to take a nice little nap after the phone call.

Back at the Entrance of The Enchanted Forrest....

Our Five heroes decided to take back what was stolen. They all stuck close to each other because any one of them could get lost in the forrest again. Spike was shaking uncontrollably as he was trying to push Jet away from him. Jet got fed up with his shirade.

"Spike, what the hell is your problem we have to stick together!" He shouted.

Spike couldn't take it anymore, he finally screamed.

"I'M CLAUSTERPHOBIC YOU IDIOT!!!!!!" He screamed at Jet.

"Well that explains a lot. It explains why he never wants to get close to anyone." Faye said.

"So that's what the ciggarettes are for to calm your nerves around people. I understand." Jet said.

"What could you possibly understand?!" He shrieked.

"I was like that with my Bonsai Trees too. I grew them to impress this girl, but she laughed at me and told me how stupid I was for gardening, so those things became my company, my children." Jet explained.

"I didn't like when men drooled over me, it annoyed that they focused on my looks rather than my brain, that's why I'm cruel to men." Faye said.

"It's okay, Ed and Ein still love you. We have to go to Julia's castle and get those Ruby Goggles back, who's with me?" Ed said.

"You're right! Let's go!" Faye said.

Spike and Jet followed the girls through the Enchanted Forrest.