A/N: Well here's the next chapter in Sugar, Spice, Snape and Everything
nice. I apologize for the long wait. I went to Florida for vacation from
July 7-19th. So I haven't gotten much done since then...
The news of Snape's new look passed around the school quickly. All the Gryffindor's were eager for the dinner meal when the whole school would be there.
As dinner was about to begin Fred and George walked into the great hall and found a seat next to Lee and Harry.
"He still hasn't come in yet?" Fred asked pointing to the teacher's tables.
"No, but today Ron didn't realize how flexible he was." Harry replied with a laugh.
"Ron is absolutely right, he is pretty flexible, Fred saved the class from having to hear about his little shaving experience." George commented.
"George, we're about to eat here." Hermione reminded them butting into the conversation.
"Well you don't have to listen Hermione." Ron snapped.
"Good evening one and all." Dumbledore called out and the room came to a hushed silence. "As usual this meal with be exceptional I would also like to mention the certain singing warts were cured and all is well in the hospital wing. Let's enjoy the meal."
"Except the singing warts had to be magically removed and the process proved to be rather painful." Fred whispered.
"It was my idea, I put a sticking charm on them, so they would be hard to remove." George added.
Ron and Harry were trying to control their laughter, but they were easily distracted when the food appeared on their table.
Not more than ten minutes into the meal, the two large wooden doors to the great hall burst open. In walked Professor Snape, pink cloak, heels, neat hair and all.
Professor McGonagall spit her red wine out in disgust. Wine spattered all over the front of the table she was seated at. Dumbledore choked on the piece of bread he was eating. Professor Trelawney stared in utter shock. She had to keep taking her glasses on and off to see if she was actually seeing things or someone had hexed her glasses. Madame Pomfrey and Professor Sprout were on the verge of laughter and staring at each other with wide eyes.
Hagrid stared in utter shock and there was no way of describing his face expression. Professor Flitwick fell off his chair and was too much in shock to get up.
"I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, I get very carried away in my cleaning and I just needed to clean those dungeons are pretty filthy when were they last cleaned?" Snape said and looked around at the room that was in shock.
Professor McGonagall glanced at Dumbledore who was beginning to look rather displeased, but very unsure of what to do. Professor McGonagall pulled out a seat for Professor Snape and he came over and sat beside her. The rest of the students went back to eating, the rest of the room finished the meal in silence. As soon as the houses were dismissed the Weasley twins needed to get out as soon as possible. They had seen the look of ' your in trouble this time' from McGonagall and Dumbledore.
Most unfortunately McGonagall caught the twins in the hall on the way up to the Gryffindor common room.
"Fred and George Weasley come with me."
"We're going to get expelled aren't we?" both said in unison
"Not that I know of, the headmaster wants to see you. You know where and in 10 min."
"Oh well then, you can relax Fred." George said
"Well you too were a bit panicked Georgie."
"Snape." Snapped McGonagall as she spotted Snape lurking in the hall behind her.
"Minerva darling." Snape cooed and ran over to McGonagall and embraced her in a hug.
McGonagall cringed in terror and closed her eyes trying to control her temper.
"Oh you need to try some of the new Lockhart relaxation therapy lotion it's quite soothing and moisturizing. "Snape said and pulled out a little bottle of it.
"No, I am wondering why you are wearing my dancing shoes!"
Fred and George hid behind a statue and witnessed the moment, they were holding back their laughter and it was proving to be difficult.
"You go dancing? My my, there are a few secrets about you." He said blushing.
"You're also wearing my hair style!" She barked.
"Is that wrong?"
"Well you better dress differently tomorrow unless you want me to dock a couple hundred points from Slitherin!" She barked and looked as though she were going to foam from the mouth in rage.
"Fine, have the stupid boots, they gave me blisters anyways, I'll know how to dress more effectively tomorrow" Snape said and stalked off.
McGonagall went off in the other direction passing Fred and George as she went she mumbled something about Snape taking her look and no one could copy the Minerva McGonagall look.
Fred and George headed in the direction of Dumbledore's office, but they were greeted with the news that he was unable to meet due to the fact that filch had discovered what Fred and George did to the Slitherin Boys bathroom. According to one of the Portraits in his office the mess was pretty awful and Filch almost got himself stuck in it, thus requiring the headmaster's assistance.
"Well that gets us out of that one." George said smirking.
"Yeah" Replied Fred Grinning.
"We should get a camera." George casually suggested as the boys headed back towards their room.
"That's brilliant." Fred said excitedly.
"I think Colin has one lying around." George said scratching his head.
"I'm sure." Fred replied and paused. "You know George we could use this as blackmail in the future..."
"Or we could make a small profit..." George suggested.
"Now we're talking!"
Both boys walked though the portrait hole excited for another day of Snape or even perhaps another week of the new Snape.
Three days Later-
"I heard that he changed his hairstyle" Angelina whispered in Fred and George's direction before Potions started.
"Really?" Lee Jordan asked enthusiastically.
"Again?" Alicia asked.
"First the pigtails and the ribbons in his hair." Fred said.
"Then the side pony tail and the sneakers and bright orange robes" George added.
"And let's not forget the mullet and the denim robes " Angelina said with a shudder
Alicia, Fred, George, and Lee all shuddered and quickly changed the topic.
"Yea, I heard that McGonagall had a fit when she found out about the boots a few days ago." Alicia said.
"We were there." Both twins replied.
"He seems to be getting more feminine each day." Lee said.
"How long is it going to last?" Angelina asked.
"Well...we ...don't really know." Both twins began, but before they could cont
Before they could continue Snape emerged from his Office with a new look.
"Good morning once again." Came Snape's cheery feminine voice.
"Wow, Professor I really like your hair." Angelina said sarcastically.
"Really, thanks I had Madame Pomfrey do it! She's really good at the feather look." Snape said with a giggle. "10 points to Gryffindor!"
"Nice one Angelina." Lee said giving Angelina a pat on the back.
"But I have to admit it is the eye shadow that really shows off your gorgeous dark beady eyes." A Ravenclaw boy commented.
"Wow, thanks." Snape said fluttering his dark lashes. "Oh 10 points to Ravenclaw."
Snape was adorned in Pastel green Robes and a little Green flip flop's with heels. His hair was done in a feather cut and had two large green clips in it. He wore bright green eye shadow and numerous Green rings and Jewelry.
"Well I guess today we will be making face cleaning potions, because it just seems as though I discovered good hygiene." Snape said smirking. "You know just how a cheer a girl up."
Fred and George glanced at each other with wide eyes. They knew something was going wrong with the potion.
"How long can it last?" Fred whispered.
"I don't know, but let's enjoy it a few more days." George replied.
"You're right, plus this is going to be one of our best pranks ever." Fred said and smirked.
A/N: well I finished Chapter 5. Chapter 6 will not take too long. Please review! Thanks for all the reviews.
The news of Snape's new look passed around the school quickly. All the Gryffindor's were eager for the dinner meal when the whole school would be there.
As dinner was about to begin Fred and George walked into the great hall and found a seat next to Lee and Harry.
"He still hasn't come in yet?" Fred asked pointing to the teacher's tables.
"No, but today Ron didn't realize how flexible he was." Harry replied with a laugh.
"Ron is absolutely right, he is pretty flexible, Fred saved the class from having to hear about his little shaving experience." George commented.
"George, we're about to eat here." Hermione reminded them butting into the conversation.
"Well you don't have to listen Hermione." Ron snapped.
"Good evening one and all." Dumbledore called out and the room came to a hushed silence. "As usual this meal with be exceptional I would also like to mention the certain singing warts were cured and all is well in the hospital wing. Let's enjoy the meal."
"Except the singing warts had to be magically removed and the process proved to be rather painful." Fred whispered.
"It was my idea, I put a sticking charm on them, so they would be hard to remove." George added.
Ron and Harry were trying to control their laughter, but they were easily distracted when the food appeared on their table.
Not more than ten minutes into the meal, the two large wooden doors to the great hall burst open. In walked Professor Snape, pink cloak, heels, neat hair and all.
Professor McGonagall spit her red wine out in disgust. Wine spattered all over the front of the table she was seated at. Dumbledore choked on the piece of bread he was eating. Professor Trelawney stared in utter shock. She had to keep taking her glasses on and off to see if she was actually seeing things or someone had hexed her glasses. Madame Pomfrey and Professor Sprout were on the verge of laughter and staring at each other with wide eyes.
Hagrid stared in utter shock and there was no way of describing his face expression. Professor Flitwick fell off his chair and was too much in shock to get up.
"I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, I get very carried away in my cleaning and I just needed to clean those dungeons are pretty filthy when were they last cleaned?" Snape said and looked around at the room that was in shock.
Professor McGonagall glanced at Dumbledore who was beginning to look rather displeased, but very unsure of what to do. Professor McGonagall pulled out a seat for Professor Snape and he came over and sat beside her. The rest of the students went back to eating, the rest of the room finished the meal in silence. As soon as the houses were dismissed the Weasley twins needed to get out as soon as possible. They had seen the look of ' your in trouble this time' from McGonagall and Dumbledore.
Most unfortunately McGonagall caught the twins in the hall on the way up to the Gryffindor common room.
"Fred and George Weasley come with me."
"We're going to get expelled aren't we?" both said in unison
"Not that I know of, the headmaster wants to see you. You know where and in 10 min."
"Oh well then, you can relax Fred." George said
"Well you too were a bit panicked Georgie."
"Snape." Snapped McGonagall as she spotted Snape lurking in the hall behind her.
"Minerva darling." Snape cooed and ran over to McGonagall and embraced her in a hug.
McGonagall cringed in terror and closed her eyes trying to control her temper.
"Oh you need to try some of the new Lockhart relaxation therapy lotion it's quite soothing and moisturizing. "Snape said and pulled out a little bottle of it.
"No, I am wondering why you are wearing my dancing shoes!"
Fred and George hid behind a statue and witnessed the moment, they were holding back their laughter and it was proving to be difficult.
"You go dancing? My my, there are a few secrets about you." He said blushing.
"You're also wearing my hair style!" She barked.
"Is that wrong?"
"Well you better dress differently tomorrow unless you want me to dock a couple hundred points from Slitherin!" She barked and looked as though she were going to foam from the mouth in rage.
"Fine, have the stupid boots, they gave me blisters anyways, I'll know how to dress more effectively tomorrow" Snape said and stalked off.
McGonagall went off in the other direction passing Fred and George as she went she mumbled something about Snape taking her look and no one could copy the Minerva McGonagall look.
Fred and George headed in the direction of Dumbledore's office, but they were greeted with the news that he was unable to meet due to the fact that filch had discovered what Fred and George did to the Slitherin Boys bathroom. According to one of the Portraits in his office the mess was pretty awful and Filch almost got himself stuck in it, thus requiring the headmaster's assistance.
"Well that gets us out of that one." George said smirking.
"Yeah" Replied Fred Grinning.
"We should get a camera." George casually suggested as the boys headed back towards their room.
"That's brilliant." Fred said excitedly.
"I think Colin has one lying around." George said scratching his head.
"I'm sure." Fred replied and paused. "You know George we could use this as blackmail in the future..."
"Or we could make a small profit..." George suggested.
"Now we're talking!"
Both boys walked though the portrait hole excited for another day of Snape or even perhaps another week of the new Snape.
Three days Later-
"I heard that he changed his hairstyle" Angelina whispered in Fred and George's direction before Potions started.
"Really?" Lee Jordan asked enthusiastically.
"Again?" Alicia asked.
"First the pigtails and the ribbons in his hair." Fred said.
"Then the side pony tail and the sneakers and bright orange robes" George added.
"And let's not forget the mullet and the denim robes " Angelina said with a shudder
Alicia, Fred, George, and Lee all shuddered and quickly changed the topic.
"Yea, I heard that McGonagall had a fit when she found out about the boots a few days ago." Alicia said.
"We were there." Both twins replied.
"He seems to be getting more feminine each day." Lee said.
"How long is it going to last?" Angelina asked.
"Well...we ...don't really know." Both twins began, but before they could cont
Before they could continue Snape emerged from his Office with a new look.
"Good morning once again." Came Snape's cheery feminine voice.
"Wow, Professor I really like your hair." Angelina said sarcastically.
"Really, thanks I had Madame Pomfrey do it! She's really good at the feather look." Snape said with a giggle. "10 points to Gryffindor!"
"Nice one Angelina." Lee said giving Angelina a pat on the back.
"But I have to admit it is the eye shadow that really shows off your gorgeous dark beady eyes." A Ravenclaw boy commented.
"Wow, thanks." Snape said fluttering his dark lashes. "Oh 10 points to Ravenclaw."
Snape was adorned in Pastel green Robes and a little Green flip flop's with heels. His hair was done in a feather cut and had two large green clips in it. He wore bright green eye shadow and numerous Green rings and Jewelry.
"Well I guess today we will be making face cleaning potions, because it just seems as though I discovered good hygiene." Snape said smirking. "You know just how a cheer a girl up."
Fred and George glanced at each other with wide eyes. They knew something was going wrong with the potion.
"How long can it last?" Fred whispered.
"I don't know, but let's enjoy it a few more days." George replied.
"You're right, plus this is going to be one of our best pranks ever." Fred said and smirked.
A/N: well I finished Chapter 5. Chapter 6 will not take too long. Please review! Thanks for all the reviews.