Bounty of Oz Chapter 8:
Our Heroes walked into the Enchanted Forrest. It was dark and gloomy, but most of all it was depressing. Everyone stuck close together, with the exception of Spike who had a bad case of Clasuterphobia. They kept on walking until they saw this Chromed out Castle (cha-ching).
"There it is, Julia's Keep." Jet said.
"That has to be the worst paint job I've ever seen." Faye said.
"She's liked being a show-off." Spike said.
"Ed and Ein have to get those Ruby Goggles back, so we have to hurry." Ed said.
"Right." Spike, Faye and Jet all said.
They went another route to get to the castle. They were finally there, but something didn't seem right. Spike sensed this first so he looked for a place to hide. He found a huge pile of bushes that was just randomly put there and signaled the others the come into the bushes with him (this is starting to sound really dirty).
"Spike, what's with you and bushes?" Faye asked.
"Shhh, Julia's army of Kuronekos are outside on their posts, we don't want to get seen by them." Spike said.
The Army of Kuronekos were at their scratching posts, scratching away much of their boredom as much as they could.
"We have to make a move." Jet said.
"Yeah, but we have to time it right." Spike said.
They all waited for the perfect moment for when the Kuronekos were done with their posts. Suddenly they heard a melody, the Kuronekos turned their heads over to listen, as they listened they started to fall asleep, one by one.
"The Good Wizard is really counting on us to get his Ruby Goggles back." Faye said.
"Let's go!" Ed cried.
On the other side of the castle in another pile of bushes....
"Now that I did do." Vicious said.
"Yeah all thanks to your queer flute, you freakin' queer." Wolfwood said.
"My friend, this flute and I go way back and no, it is not queer." Vicious replied.
"How is it not queer, then?" Wolfwood asked.
"Well one time at band camp I shoved my flute up this girl's..." Vicious said.
"Alright, I know where this is going. I don't wanna hear anymore!" Wolfwood snapped finishing Vicious' story.
Back to the other side of the castle....
Our Heroes snuck in the castle with much ease. As they entered they noticed that this castle was quite enormous. They were all confused as to where they should all go. They all looked around until Ed and Ein saw a red light in front of the stairs.
"This way!" She said motioning to the others.
They all followed Ed and Ein as she followed the red light. It kept on getting brighter and brighter until they finally reached the last step of the stairs. Ed opened the door and everyone else gasped at the area in which they had just encountered. They entered Julia's Room and started searching for the Goggles. Spike started searching for the Goggles and Julia's panty drawer. He smiled when he found something, he pulled out a pink g-string and this month's issue of Big Tits Magazine which had Julia on the front cover. Spike pocketed the items and searched else where. Faye looked through the boxes to see if she hid them there. Jet searched her bed, top and under. Ed and Ein searched the whole room for the Goggles but there was no sign. Things were starting to look hopeless until Ed saw the red light again. She followed the red light to a strange door. She pushed the button then it turned around to reveal the Ruby Goggles.
"Hey guys I found it!" Ed cried happily.
Everyone else stopped searching and walked up to Ed as she grabbed the Goggles.
"We can finally get out of here!" Faye said.
"Not so fast!" Julia shouted.
Everyone gasped when they turned around to see Julia standing at the doorway.
"You did a wonderful job coming here I must say, but I would like those Goggles back now, if you don't mind." She said.
"How could lie to me about being a good witch?" Ed said.
"You retarded little kid! Don't you get it, I was never good, I am a Skitzophrenic! I think that I am other people and I think I see these people." Julia shouted.
"Well that explains a lot." Spike muttered.
"Now give me back my Goggles!" She shouted.
"No! That's enough Julia!" Miroku shouted when he came in.
Everyone else that came in with him had a straight jacket ready to put on Julia.
"I'm sorry about this Julia, but I can't take anymore of your crap. I'm sending you back to the Mental Institution." Miroku said.
"Miroku how could you do this to me, haven't been I good to you? What about the times we had sex?" Julia asked.
"You slimy bitch, you were never good to me! Oh and by the way I faked my orgasms, all of them!" Miroku shouted, "Take her away."
"NO!!!!!!!!!!! MY EVIL PLAN HAS BEEN RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Julia shouted as she was being carried away.
"Miroku, we have a lot to talk about when we get home!" Sango shouted.
"Coming, Honey." Miroku said nervously.
"Wow, that was completely random." Jet said.
"Let's get the hell out of this dump." Spike said.
"You said it." Faye added.
"Mr. Good Wizard sir, I have your Goggles." Ed said.