Thanks to everyone that has reviewed so far, mainly Julie:P , but also thanks to immortalwizardpirateelf-fan, and dirty joke, though I have noticed you haven't been reviewing anymore lately. Anyway on to Eike, yes I know about my punctuation mistakes, though they are only comma splices or missing commas. I know their there, I stopped caring a long time ago. Also, I know about my past/present tense problem, I haven't had a chance to fix it yet. Also, if you have a problem with my character's smoking I suggest you leave and never return. And lots of people can't afford cell phones, and yes Jack is extremely horny, jack wants anything with two legs and two breasts (haven't you seen the movie?) but I was also going for a love at first sight they were made for each other thing, if you have a problem with that, too bad. Well for everyone, review my story, and while I'm at it here's another disclaimer. I own Alyth, I own the witch, and I own Jef... everyone else I do not own sadly. If anyone would like to help me own Johnny Depp though, email him and tell him I love him and will wait for him to divorce his wife.

Chapter 12 A cigarette a day keeps the doctor away.

Alyth awoke to a pair of dark brown eyes staring at her. "Good mornin Alyth," Jack whispered with a smile. She smiled back, not at all sure as to what had happened the night before. "How're ye feelin luv?" He asked, concern written in his eyes.
"I feel like a train ran over me," she mumbled. Jack looked at her strangely before she remembered where she was. "Okay then, I feel like a carriage drove over me, horses and all. Say Jack, what happened last night?"
"Can't remember?" He asked, and she shook her head no. "Well ye were wonderful, the things ye did with yer mouth. And 'o course I was magnificent, ye screamed me name for hours before ye finally passed out from plea-" he broke off at her look of annoyance. "A'right, ye an' me an' Will went drinkin, on our way back we was attacked and ye got hurt. When we got back Ana stitched ye up an' ye asked me te stay with ye. We slept, tha's it," he said, and she nodded thoughtfully.
"Oh crap, I slept on my pack," she groaned as she reached into her pouch and pulled them out. "Oh well, some are salvageable." Alyth pulled one out, lit it and handed it to Jack, then lit another for herself.
"Thanks," he said, taking a drag.
"No problem, I like lighting your cigarettes, means I get an extra drag," she told him with a smirk.
"Oh really? Well maybe I'll jus take yer cigarettes all fer me onesies, what do ye think o that luv?"
"You'd have to get passed me first Jack."
"I think I can do it, savvy?" Alyth nodded, and kissed him. It took Jack a second to realize what was happening before he began to kiss back, he moved his hand that didn't have a cigarette up her side. Alyth responded in kind by grabbing the back of his neck and pulling him closer. They broke the kiss, gasping for breath. Jack took a drag of his cigarette and smiled. "Ye know, I like it when ye do that luv," he whispered.
"Me too."
"Are you two ever getting up?" Will asked through the door, making them both turn to stare at it.
"We're up whelp, jus... busy," Jack yelled, as he moved in for another kiss.
"Well hurry up, a ship's on the horizon," Will called, interrupting their kiss.
Jack sighed and looked into Alyth's eyes, "I gotta go luv."
"That's fine, you go be a pirate, you pirate you," she whispered, kissing him before he hopped out of bed. She smirked as she noticed he wasn't wearing a shirt.
"Ye gonna get up?"
"I was just admiring the view," Alyth murmured, staring at his tan, muscular chest. Jack smirked at her, and stretched languorously and she watched him avidly, until he pulled his shirt on. "You're mean," she pouted.
"I know luv." Jack took the last drag of his cigarette then through it out the porthole. Alyth did likewise, and Jack walked to the bed and pulled her up. "I would invite ye te join us on our raid, but yer too hurt, so ye can stay behind with Will and protect the ship."
"Okay, as long as he gives me a sword this time." Jack smiled and pulled her towards the door.
"Get dressed and I'll tell the whelp te get it," Jack said, kissed her quickly, then left. Alyth smiled as she dressed again in Jack's clothes. She left the cabin quickly and went to find Will. "Will," she called, spotting him at the helm.

"Hey Alyth, I have your sword," he called back, and she hurried up the stairs to him.

"Hoist the Jolly Roger," Jack called from somewhere behind her.

"So where is it?" She asked excitedly. Will laughed and pointed to the deck by his feet. She saw a beautiful short sword lying in a scabbard and quickly best to retrieve it. "It's beautiful Will, did you really make this?" She asked in awe as she pulled it from its sheath.

"Of course," he told her. "Drop anchor, prepare te board," Jack shouted, and Alyth turned to see they were right alongside the merchant vessel.

"Keep her safe Will." Jack grabbed a rope and swung across the deck to the other ship. Alyth gaped in fear, watching as three men ran at him with their swords.

"Come on Alyth, we need to be ready in case any men make it over here. She followed as he left the helm and walked to the starboard side of the ship, waiting to fight. Alyth moved into stance beside him, watching the other ship like a hawk. The crew of the Black Pearl was fighting like demons, and winning. Alyth saw Jack fighting with a tall, muscular man and began to watch him. Her heart swelled with fear for him as the larger man began to hold the upper hand, he was using his strength against Jack and pushing him towards the rail of the ship.

"Looky here boys, we got ourselves a lil girl," a man said, and Alyth looked up to see four men in front of her.

"Stand back to back," Will whispered, and she automatically moved so her back was touching his.

"Dun' worry lass, we won't kill ye, ye can be me pet when we're done here," one of the men said, and she gave him a wicked evil grin.

"Bring it on," she whispered, and the fight began. Two charged at Will, while the other two came at Alyth. She held her ground and tried to remember everything she had learned from her years of classes. Her sword clashed with one man's sword, while her right foot kicked the other man back. Her arm with the stitches began to ache from holding the sword and she dropped that arm to her side. The man in front of her, thinking this was a sign of disrespect at his swordsmanship, pulled his sword away and charged again. She parried his blow with difficulty, and ducked as the second man swiped at her neck.

"Dun' kill 'er mate, I'm gonna 'ave me some fun when we kill the rest o these bloody pirates." The second man nodded his assent and she realized she could never hold them both back. Both men began to attack in unison, one swiping to the left while the other swiped the right. She couldn't hold off any longer and felt her sword being pulled from her grasp. The second man's sword was at her throat, and she held her head high as he led her away from Will.

"Will," she called as she saw they were leading her into Jack's cabin. "Just kill me," she whispered.

"Why would we do that when we can have fun with ye, wench?" One of them asked her, and he pushed her into Jacks cabin.

"Alyth," Will called as he felt her body move away from his and heard her call him, he turned to see a sword at her throat and the two men she had been fighting leading her away from him. Will quickly killed the last man he was fighting, and went after them.

"Yer not goin anywhere mate," a voice said. Will turned to see another merchant in front of him and cursed silently. He had to get to Alyth, and quickly. The man lifted his sword, and charged at Will. Will easily blocked his blow, and was about to kill him when he heard Alyth scream. Will turned to run after her and felt something hard hit his head. His world exploded into pain, and he blacked out.