A/N: So Here is the next chapter I hope you enjoy it!
Harry was walking down the hall towards potions when he ran into Ginny Weasley.
"So Harry you've seen what Snape is wearing yet?" Ginny asked as Harry passed by her.
"No, what have Fred and George done this time?" Harry asked turning towards her.
Ginny blushed slightly and smiled. " Well he's most certianly styling."
"Oh, well are you going to tell me?" Harry asked laughing.
"Well you'll just have to find out for your self." Ginny said in a taunting ton and walked away smiling.
"It's really great!" Ron said sneaking up behind Harry.
"What you mean me and Ginny?" Harry asked with a confused look.
"No Snape's new outfit."
"Oh." Harry said feeling a wave a relief come over him. Ron and Harry walked towards the Dungeons and went through another rather enjoyable day of potions.
...Meanwhile...
Fred and George were up to no good once again. They were sneaking into the Filches office once again trying to collect some dung bombs he had taken from them the week before.
"You know Fred this would be much easier if we had that cloak of Harry's."
"Well you know what George I'm doing the best I can." Fred said and dug through several drawers of the desk.
"Maybe if we used those extra hand pills it would go quicker." George suggested
"Remember we need a test subject for that."
"Right, and I doubt we want extra arms and it would be bad if they didn't go away."
"Mum would freak." Fred said glancing up at his brother.
"Yes, but my Filch is coming sense is tingling."
"Yes Mine too."
Fred and George quickly found their dungbombs and got out of Filches office with speed and elegance not leaving a mess behind. In the hall they past Filch who was mumbling something about Snape asking him out on a date.
"A date!" Exclaimed Angelina when Fred and George got back to the common room.
"Now that is kinky!" Lee exclaimed.
"Well I think this thing is getting out of hand." Came Hermione's voice.
" She...does...sort of have a point." Alicia said quietly.
"What's this I hear about Snape." Came Percy's whiney voice.
"Nothing." George snarled.
"You watch it George otherwise I'll be giving you detention." Percy threatened.
"You wouldn't do that to your little brother." Fred said sounding disgusted.
"Watch it Fredrick!" Percy snapped.
"All right you two let's think about other things." Lee said braking up the small argument.
"By the way Percy, Malfoy was planning to flood the prefects bathroom again." George said casually.
"What!" Percy squeaked and ran out of the room as quickly as possible.
"He does scream like a girl!" Angelina said in shock.
"We are always right." Fred and George said in unison. "And you don't want to know what he does before he goes to sleep every night."
"What!" Lee said excitedly.
"Think nose hair." George said quickly.
"Ew." Alicia and Angelina said in unison.
"Now you two are going to have to fix Snape soon before something else goes wrong" Hermione said sharply and walked away. "And I don't want to hear anything about Percy and his nose." She snapped once more before she walked out of view.
"Yeah right..." both twins said in unison.
"You had to bring that up." Fred said coldly towards George. "You know I have had a horrible experience with that as a small child."
"Sorry." George said.
"It's all good it isn't as bad as him snoring."
"Right.
"Well we better go up to our room and work that out." Fred said and walked away dragging George behind him.
----- Hours Later----
After hours of thought Fred and George came to a conclusion. Their conclusion being that there was no cure and Snape would have to forever be a cross dressing semi greasy git.
"Or maybe...." Fred started to say and paused.
"Maybe what?" George asked.
" You know how we had sugar spice and everything nice...."
"We could do it the other way." George said catching on.
"So then we need..." Fred began.
"Snips and snails. And..." George continued.
"Puppy dog tails!" Both said in unison.
"But how are you going to be getting puppy dog tails?" Fred asked slightly confused.
"Overnight owl delivery of course." George continued.
"We can find some snails in the garden, but what the heck are snips?"
"You know snips of various masculine things..." George said
"So we get those things and then we mix it up, but if my calculations are right, we only used a small amount last time causing the affect to take place over a longer period of time." Fred said scratching his head.
"You're right and this means we will need more ingredients depending on how long we want the process to take."
"Well my dear George since it's Snape we want it to happen in one night. If we do it over a period of days, he'll be having some serious mood swings"
"Right. Well we must certainly not mix it in clean water, we need to think masculine here." George said.
"We'll figure it out." Both said in unison.
"I'll go owl order rush delivery of puppy dog tails, should two jars do it?" Fred said.
"Yes." George said. "I'll go get some snails, and then we can go find some snips."
---- Two hours later---
"What do we have left?" George asked breathlessly as the twins came to the top of the moving staircase by the Gryffindor common room.
"We need snips." Fred said.
"Ok, I was planning on getting some of Lee's toe nail clippings, I'll have to sneak some of Percy's nose hair...He does have quite a collection..."
"George, no...Percy ...we can not have Snape acting like Percy. I'm sure we can find something in the locker rooms."
"Right "George said.
Once the twins had obtained some snips, which ranged from Lee Jordan's toenail clippings, to Ron's dirty socks, Fred and George we're ready to begin Operation Kill the Pansy.
"All right, we need a base solution what did you get this time George?"
"I got some of the pond water from Filches Pond water collection."
" Great, but gross at the same time." Fred replied and laughed.
"So we stir it all up and then chant the words of magic." George said once everything was in the dark dirty water.
"Snips and Snails and....shoot ...we don't have any tails yet." Both said at once and ran to the Owlery to receive their rush delivery. They were lucky to meet the owl there and pay right away instead of a bill that their parents would get several days later.
Once Fred and George got back to their dorm they were ready to make the potion.
"Before we begin we must figure out how to get the whole thing to him during the day?"
"We'll have various people go to class and slip certain amounts of it into his coffee during the day and by morning he should be back to normal. "Fred said and frowned.
"Ready?" George asked.
"Well we have our little containers all ready." Fred said counting all 5 of the small 2 oz containers.
"Snips, and snails, and puppy dog tails make this guy the way he was meant to be." Both twins said aloud.
They filled the little containers with the solution and distributed it to various Gryffindor students hoping they would do their part in the Operation Kill the Pansy.
"All ready for tomorrow." Fred said to his brother.
"Yes, I'll pray this works."
"Night George."
"Night Fred."
Harry was walking down the hall towards potions when he ran into Ginny Weasley.
"So Harry you've seen what Snape is wearing yet?" Ginny asked as Harry passed by her.
"No, what have Fred and George done this time?" Harry asked turning towards her.
Ginny blushed slightly and smiled. " Well he's most certianly styling."
"Oh, well are you going to tell me?" Harry asked laughing.
"Well you'll just have to find out for your self." Ginny said in a taunting ton and walked away smiling.
"It's really great!" Ron said sneaking up behind Harry.
"What you mean me and Ginny?" Harry asked with a confused look.
"No Snape's new outfit."
"Oh." Harry said feeling a wave a relief come over him. Ron and Harry walked towards the Dungeons and went through another rather enjoyable day of potions.
...Meanwhile...
Fred and George were up to no good once again. They were sneaking into the Filches office once again trying to collect some dung bombs he had taken from them the week before.
"You know Fred this would be much easier if we had that cloak of Harry's."
"Well you know what George I'm doing the best I can." Fred said and dug through several drawers of the desk.
"Maybe if we used those extra hand pills it would go quicker." George suggested
"Remember we need a test subject for that."
"Right, and I doubt we want extra arms and it would be bad if they didn't go away."
"Mum would freak." Fred said glancing up at his brother.
"Yes, but my Filch is coming sense is tingling."
"Yes Mine too."
Fred and George quickly found their dungbombs and got out of Filches office with speed and elegance not leaving a mess behind. In the hall they past Filch who was mumbling something about Snape asking him out on a date.
"A date!" Exclaimed Angelina when Fred and George got back to the common room.
"Now that is kinky!" Lee exclaimed.
"Well I think this thing is getting out of hand." Came Hermione's voice.
" She...does...sort of have a point." Alicia said quietly.
"What's this I hear about Snape." Came Percy's whiney voice.
"Nothing." George snarled.
"You watch it George otherwise I'll be giving you detention." Percy threatened.
"You wouldn't do that to your little brother." Fred said sounding disgusted.
"Watch it Fredrick!" Percy snapped.
"All right you two let's think about other things." Lee said braking up the small argument.
"By the way Percy, Malfoy was planning to flood the prefects bathroom again." George said casually.
"What!" Percy squeaked and ran out of the room as quickly as possible.
"He does scream like a girl!" Angelina said in shock.
"We are always right." Fred and George said in unison. "And you don't want to know what he does before he goes to sleep every night."
"What!" Lee said excitedly.
"Think nose hair." George said quickly.
"Ew." Alicia and Angelina said in unison.
"Now you two are going to have to fix Snape soon before something else goes wrong" Hermione said sharply and walked away. "And I don't want to hear anything about Percy and his nose." She snapped once more before she walked out of view.
"Yeah right..." both twins said in unison.
"You had to bring that up." Fred said coldly towards George. "You know I have had a horrible experience with that as a small child."
"Sorry." George said.
"It's all good it isn't as bad as him snoring."
"Right.
"Well we better go up to our room and work that out." Fred said and walked away dragging George behind him.
----- Hours Later----
After hours of thought Fred and George came to a conclusion. Their conclusion being that there was no cure and Snape would have to forever be a cross dressing semi greasy git.
"Or maybe...." Fred started to say and paused.
"Maybe what?" George asked.
" You know how we had sugar spice and everything nice...."
"We could do it the other way." George said catching on.
"So then we need..." Fred began.
"Snips and snails. And..." George continued.
"Puppy dog tails!" Both said in unison.
"But how are you going to be getting puppy dog tails?" Fred asked slightly confused.
"Overnight owl delivery of course." George continued.
"We can find some snails in the garden, but what the heck are snips?"
"You know snips of various masculine things..." George said
"So we get those things and then we mix it up, but if my calculations are right, we only used a small amount last time causing the affect to take place over a longer period of time." Fred said scratching his head.
"You're right and this means we will need more ingredients depending on how long we want the process to take."
"Well my dear George since it's Snape we want it to happen in one night. If we do it over a period of days, he'll be having some serious mood swings"
"Right. Well we must certainly not mix it in clean water, we need to think masculine here." George said.
"We'll figure it out." Both said in unison.
"I'll go owl order rush delivery of puppy dog tails, should two jars do it?" Fred said.
"Yes." George said. "I'll go get some snails, and then we can go find some snips."
---- Two hours later---
"What do we have left?" George asked breathlessly as the twins came to the top of the moving staircase by the Gryffindor common room.
"We need snips." Fred said.
"Ok, I was planning on getting some of Lee's toe nail clippings, I'll have to sneak some of Percy's nose hair...He does have quite a collection..."
"George, no...Percy ...we can not have Snape acting like Percy. I'm sure we can find something in the locker rooms."
"Right "George said.
Once the twins had obtained some snips, which ranged from Lee Jordan's toenail clippings, to Ron's dirty socks, Fred and George we're ready to begin Operation Kill the Pansy.
"All right, we need a base solution what did you get this time George?"
"I got some of the pond water from Filches Pond water collection."
" Great, but gross at the same time." Fred replied and laughed.
"So we stir it all up and then chant the words of magic." George said once everything was in the dark dirty water.
"Snips and Snails and....shoot ...we don't have any tails yet." Both said at once and ran to the Owlery to receive their rush delivery. They were lucky to meet the owl there and pay right away instead of a bill that their parents would get several days later.
Once Fred and George got back to their dorm they were ready to make the potion.
"Before we begin we must figure out how to get the whole thing to him during the day?"
"We'll have various people go to class and slip certain amounts of it into his coffee during the day and by morning he should be back to normal. "Fred said and frowned.
"Ready?" George asked.
"Well we have our little containers all ready." Fred said counting all 5 of the small 2 oz containers.
"Snips, and snails, and puppy dog tails make this guy the way he was meant to be." Both twins said aloud.
They filled the little containers with the solution and distributed it to various Gryffindor students hoping they would do their part in the Operation Kill the Pansy.
"All ready for tomorrow." Fred said to his brother.
"Yes, I'll pray this works."
"Night George."
"Night Fred."