A/N: All right I'm a terrible person I admit it. I apologize for the lack of updates. I'm here on vacation in northern MN right now and my internet access is limited. But since I have nothing to do, My writers block is clearing up and I have written another chapter in Sugar, Spice, Snape and everything nice. So Please enjoy the chapter.
---Two Days Later----
Severus Snape lay in his warm bed sleeping soundly. The alarm clock went off and he slammed it to the ground without bothering to open his eyes or sitting up.
"What is that smell?" He asked himself after taking in a deep breath. The aroma of the room was not familiar to him. He definitely knew that he was the one teacher noted for not smelling like cinnamon.
"It better not be those Weasleys again." He mumbled and turned back over avoiding the light that was seeping in through his window.
"Remember punish Fred and George about warts." He told himself once more thinking about the twins. Snape pulled back his covers and sat up in bed and placed his hands on either side of him. He noticed that the sheets he was sitting on had a different texture to them than usual. They felt different from what he remembered. They felt like silk. Snape wrinkled his face in disgust and began to rub his eyes. He opened them slightly and let them adjust to the light.
Snape caught a glimpse of pale a pale green silk that he was sitting on. His eyes popped open at the sight of them and he looked around confused. Everything in his room appeared to have become feminine over night.
"What the... " He exclaimed when he looked at his hand and discovered his nails were painted dark green. He stood up immediately and looked down at himself. He was not wearing his usual serpent printed pajamas [ most students however were not aware that he usually wore serpent printed pajamas]He was wearing a silk spaghetti strap nightgown that went down just above his knees.
Snape shrieked and looked down. He saw many new changes about his body that he had never remembered seeing before. For example his legs were silky smooth and his hair seemed to be tied back. His skin had lost its usual dry appearance and was smooth and moist. He smelled of apricots and he had an ugly green paste on his face.
Snape ran into his private bathroom and went straight to the mirror. The site was too much for him to take. He had a mud mask on his face, a woman's silk nightgown, and his hair was in curlers. Snape screamed and blacked out.
...moments later...
Snape opened his eyes and managed to get back on his feet. He was not very happy. He pulled out a clean towel from a basket beside the sink and wiped the mask off. He tore the curlers out of his hair and took off the disgusting outfit he was wearing. He marched back into his room and found his wand by his bedside. He took it up and muttered several different charms and spells and his room slowly began to change back to normal.
In addition to the latest discoveries in his room Snape felt like he had a very large hang over and couldn't remember what the date was.
Snape scowled and pulled on his usual black shirt and pants. He spent forever trying to find his Robes, finally he found them at the bottom of his closet. He pulled it on and was most upset to find that it was wrinkly.
Snape went back to the mirror and tried to flatten his hair out, but his hair was in curls and it didn't look like they were going to be back to normal between now and breakfast. He grabbed the muggle shaped ball that McGonagall had given to him last Christmas. She called it a stress ball and Snape began to squeeze it immediately.
He looked at his watch and saw that Breakfast had already begun. He took a deep breath trying to control the anger, but it didn't do much. Squeezing the stress ball wasn't helping either.
Snape stormed out of his room, through his office and up from the dungeons to the great hall.
Meanwhile at Breakfast
"Just relax Fred." Angelina said and sat beside Fred who looked pale.
"So maybe he won't come to breakfast." Alicia said patting George on the back.
"Yeah they are right, I mean how bad can it be." Lee Jordan said and sat down in between the twins.
Not long after the meal had begun, the two large doors to the great hall burst open and Snape came marching in.
The hall went silent and Fred and George glanced at each other with wide eyes. Snape found himself a seat and began to eat his eggs and bacon in silence. The students took quite some time to adjust to Snape's new look and slowly went back to their conversations and food.
Potions
"Turn to page 677." Came a cold voice.
Ron glanced over at Neville who had immediately lost color in his face. Neville ran over to Hermione and Harry. Harry reluctantly moved and went to sit next to Ron.
"Now like yesterday we will be working on some more truth charms." Snape began.
Before Snape could continue Hermione interrupted him.
"I'm here to inform you that we finished that a few days ago we are about to start unit 7 today." She said coldly
"What do you mean it's not the 8th today?" Snape hissed glaring coldly at her.
"No it isn't, look at the calendar behind you." Hermione said feeling very confident.
Snape turned around quickly and went up to the calendar. Realizing his mistake he felt a familiar feeling come over him.
"Yes Miss Granger, you appear to be correct, but speaking out of turn is a rule you should have learned when you were a first year."
Snape paused and a cold smile appeared on his face. "And for that 10 points from Gryffindor."
Hermione stood up in anger, "Well I was just trying to help."
"Miss Granger haven't I made myself clear!" Snape shrieked.
The whole potions class sat in horror and waited for Hermione to react.
" Well then Professor I bid you good day, I'm sure everyone else liked you better when you were a Girl." Hermione shrieked and began to pack up her stuff.
"So be it, That also lands you two weeks of detention." Snape said feeling very triumphant.
Students immediately began to talk among themselves discussing what Hermione had done and the issue with Snape being a girl.
"As for the rest of you, Read chapter 7-11." Snape said.
The class continued talking as they turned to chapter 7.
"With out talking!" Snape snapped and turned to his desk and began to work on paperwork.
Later that Afternoon
"Wow I can't believe what happened to Hermione." Lee Jordan said as several of the Gryffindor sat down to eat their evening meal.
"You should have seen her stand up to Snape." Neville said. "I'm still shook up over it."
"Yeah two weeks detention." Harry said gloomily.
"Well the good part was now Snape knows the truth." Fred added in.
"what?" Ron asked.
"Well the partial truth." George said.
"He i.e. Snape." Began
"Knows." Continued George
"Well that is someone mentioned." Fred said and sat on the left of Ron.
"To Him." George said and sat on Ron's right side.
"That he had been acting and dressing as a girl."
"But the good thing is." George said.
"There were no specifics." Both said in unison.
"Will you two stop talking like that...one right after another." Ron said
"How do you do that?" Harry asked.
"Brotherly instinct." Fred said.
"Yes a brotherly bond." George said to emphasize his brother's comment.
"That's off the topic here." Lee said frowning.
"Yeah what are we going to do about Snape?" Seamus asked as he and Dean came to sit down next to Neville.
"Yeah he was so mad in Potions today." Dean said. "I almost ran to him in the hall and he threatened me if I dare look him in the eye and he told me to start walking in the opposite direction."
"I wouldn't blame him, I don't even think Dumbledore as the hear to tell him." Came Hermione's voice and she came over and sat in between Harry and Fred.
"So What Happens now?" Neville asked.
"Don't worry we wont lock you up in a room with Snape." Fred said jokingly.
"Or a Boggart that resembles Snape." George added on.
Meanwhile
Meanwhile Snape was in the deepest darkest dungeon when a chubby black owl came his direction. It fluttered down quietly and hooted several times to get Snapes attention.
Snape looked up and he petted the owl and gave it an owl treat. Before sticking it's foot out it glanced around the room with shifty eyes then stuck its foot out and gave Snape a letter.
Snape opened the parchment and read the message.
Professor Snape,
Please come to my office later this evening around eight, I wish to discuss some important business with you.
Professor Dumbledore
...to be continued....