"Ah Severus good evening." Dumbledore said as Snape walked into his office."
"Yes Goodevening head master."
"I'm aware that things haven't been going well at all roday."
"No they haven't." Snape said stiffly. "Hermione granger mentioned something about me as a girl. If true that might explain my completely hairless body, my cinnamon scented room, and not to mantion my curly hair!!!!!" Snape said getting himself worked up.
"Relax Severus, we'll work this out just please sit down and have something relaxing to drink I'm sure it will make you feel a bit better."
"Fine." Snape said through gritted teeth.
Unknown to Snape Dumbledore had put a n emotion potion and a relaxation potion into Snape's drink. The emotion potion made sure that snape would not be able to show emotion for the next hour and the relaxation potion made sure he would not over power the other potion.
"As far as my knowledge goes this was simply a trick made by a group of students."
"What?" Snape asked calmly when inside he felt angry and wanted to kick a hole in the wall.
"Yes, they simply made a potion and slipped it into your drink one night at dinner and you took on many feminine characteristics."
"Who did it?" Snape asked. Inside he was so angry he wanted to give the rest of the school detention for eternity.
"This thing went on for several days and as time went on it seemed to be taking more a permanent affect. After a few days they missed the old Snape and well they made you go back to normal, and I'm sure waking up this morning was not a plesant experience."
"No it wasn't." Snape said
"So with that you know the truth and to save this from getting out to anyone I will have to wipe your memory of the last week." With that Dumbledore pulled out his wand and with a few words and a little flash Snape's memory was gone.
Snape slowly returned to his normal self.
"What happened?" He asked.
"You hit your head watching a game of wizard chess." Dumbledore said casually.
"No run along You have detention with Hermione Granger in a bout a half an hour." Dumbledore said.
"Er...right." Snape said and got up and walked out of Dumbledores office feeling very confused.
Dumbledore sat back at his desk and began to write a stern letter to Fred and George Weasley.
Fred and Geroge get a letter
"Come on Fred just open it."
"Yes Ok ok ok.!" Fred said opening the letter.
"It's from Dumbledore." Both said in unison.
To: Fred and George Weasley
Fred and Geroge Weasley,
I am quite aware of the potion you made for Snape. I saw right though Harry's cloak when he slipped the potion into Snapes drink. I admit it was fun at first, but you violated over 80 school rules. Although the majority of the students know what you did, I have taken the liberty of wiping Snape's memory and restoring him back to normal. As far as I am concerned this never happened. Any evidence such as photos, drawings, talk of this in front of other professors will result in a severe punishment. I have your trust to send the word around as all teachers know not to discuss this matter. Am I clear? As long as you attend this fine school for Witches and Wizards you may never speak of the incident, but after that, feel free to discuss the matter.
Any questions you know where to find me.
Have a nice evening playing with dungbombs in the girls lavatory outside the Slytherin common room unless your plans change which they probably will.
Professor Dumbledore.
"Well that went well." Fred said.
"Yes, but what about the photos." George said.
"I have an idea...we can make a photo album and enchant it so only we can look at it...I'm sure we can figure a way to conceal all the memoribelia." Fred said with a chuckle.
"Oh you are so right Fred."
"Now let's go address the other Gryffindor students." Both twins said in unison.
Fred and George walked down from the dorm they shared and into the Gryffindor common room.
"Attention Gryffindor students." Fred said aloud.
"My dear brother Fred and I wish to make an announcement about our most recent prank."
Everyone in the common room stopped talking and faced the twins.
"We recently received a letter from a certain headmaster informing us that he knew about the prank and has wiped a certain professors memory, but only if we wish to never speak of the incident as long as we attend this school." Fred said.
Whispering erupted around.
"Before getting upset, my brother and I have a plan. Our plan is for those of you who have stories, pictures and various other memorabilia about this incident please hand it over to us and we will make a book commemorating one of the best pranks ever."
"I like that." Ron said.
"That works for me Colin Creevey said holding up 5 rolls of film...I'll get to developing these right away."
"Excellent." Both twins said in unison.
"I know Hermione kept a tally of how many points Snape gave each house during the operation Pansy." Ron said.
Hermione looked up from her book and turned bright red. "Yes he's right." She said through gritted teeth.
"Great, anyone else have stuff to contribute." Fred said.
Numerous Gryffindor students went to their dorms bringing back photos graded papers and many other things for the book.
"If you wish to contribute to this great investment by way of donations they are always welcome. If you wish to purchase a copy of this book after you leave Hogwarts we will gladly send you a copy for a small fee once we have our own joke business." George said.
Fred glanced at his brother and a sly smile appeared on his face. "We're taking orders now, and you will not have to pay until you get the book."
Neville Longbottom came straight over to the twins. "Can I get a copy.?" He asked quietly.
"Of Course Neville, I know you really enjoyed the new Snape." George said.
"Yeah he was nice and didn't frighten me that much."
One Month Later
Fred, George, Seamus, Dean, Neville, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Alicia, Angelina and Lee Jordan were crowded around a small table in the Weasley Twins dorm.
"All right you guys may we present...drum roll please." Fred said.
George appeared from behind the curtains of his bed and held a large leather bound book in his hands. He brought it carefully over to the table and set it down.
The title read, " Sugar, Spice, Snape, and Everything Nice: A memory from Hogwarts."
"Wow, where did you get such nice leather?" Angelina asked.
"We sold some of our pranks to some small vendors in Hogsmeade and made a small profit and spent the money on a few things including the leather." Fred said.
"It's so nice, how did you pay to get the book made?" Hermione asked.
"We used 'Gilderoy Lockhart's guide to bookmaking'." George said.
"Oh, how many people have ordered copies?" lee asked.
"Well the majority of the Gryffindor house, including Professor McGonagall." Fred said with a laugh.
"Your bluffing!" Exclaimed Ginny.
"We're not little sister." George said.
"You could black mail snape you know." Harry said out of nowhere.
"Potter, you are too brilliant for words." Fred and George said in unison.
" I'm sure we all can." Dean said.
"Yes, now back to business." Fred said.
"With that we have a surprise." Both twins said in unison.
"We have soundproofed the room and made several security adjustments to the room." Fred said.
"With these we will be able to make your viewing pleasure more secure."
"With that we present." Fred said.
"Sugar, Spice, Snape and everything nice a Memory from Hogwarts." Both twins said in unison and opened the cover of the book. Inside there was a message to the readers.
"This book is a memory of an event that took place at Hogwarts. Thanks to the many Gryffindor students who contributed and Fred and George Weasley for putting the collection of images, thoughts, and writings together."
"When we're famous we're going to write an encyclopedia of the best Weasley pranks ever and this one will most certainly be in there." George said.
"You read my mind dear brother." Fred said and patted his brother on the back.
With that the twins turned to the first page and the rest was history.
THE END
A/N: I am very thankful to those who read this fan fiction and I am glad that you liked it. This was my first completed Harry Potter fan fiction It was also my first humor fiction. I plan to write more in the future many including the Weasley Twins.