(A/N: Hey, I'm back! I'll bet you thought I died. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm still here. I will be poking fun at some bad fanfics that I have read. I won't name any names, and I don't mean to offend anyone. Sorry, just in case I do. Also, the slave could be a male. I just wanted it to be a girl because I'm weird like that. If you would rather have the slave be a boy, just change "she" to "he," "her" to "him," etc.
This chapter is very short. Yea. Writer's block. I'm not too happy with it either. It's crap compared to the first chapter, which was also crap.
Responce to Reviews:
Invader Hera: That was me, and I feel really bad about it. Sorry. Thanks for the name! I think I'll use it!
luver-of-ralts: Thanks! You made me feel all happy!
Disclaimer: Invader Zim STILL belongs to Jhonen Vasquez. And Viacom.
I will use the name Ilgo for the name of the slave thing. Giant Thanks to Invader Hera! Now, on with the fic!)
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The Irken technician blinked. (A/N: I found out that they're called technicians. Yup.) "Ilgo," she said.
Zim stared at her a while longer before becoming teary eyed. "My mother's name was Ilgo," he whispered angstily. Ilgo looked confused. "But you don't have a mother," she said. "You were born from a tube, remember?"
Zim immediately snapped out of his trance. "Oh, yeah." Ilgo stood and began to nervously look around the room. She was taller than Zim by about an inch, so let's say she's about Invader Larb's height. Zim hardly noticed her superior tallness, and began to give her orders.
"I guess it would be good to have an extra person gathering information, so maybe you should go to skool also. You can enter a different grade."
Ilgo paused in front of the spooky green monkey picture. "Shouldn't your SIR unit be gathering information?" As if on cue, GIR bounced into the room on his head and landed next to her. Ilgo watched as the demented robot proceeded to giggle insanely. (how typical) "On second thought, I think it's broken," she mumbled.
"WHAT?!" cried Zim. "GIR consists of Irk's most advanced technology! He was made especially for me." "GIR?" asked Ilgo. "What does the 'G' stand for?" Zim opened his mouth, then closed it and glared at her. "You dare question MY robot slave?" he exclaimed.
"Sorry, Sir," Ilgo apologized. Zim nodded. "Now, about your purpose..." Ilgo thought for a minute, then said, "I could probably pass as an older relative of yours..." she suggested.
Zim considered this before he shook his head. "Nah, I want you to stay here and help GIR guard the base. Also, you can keep an eye on my experiments while I am at skool." Ilgo straightened and saluted him. "Yes, Sir!"
The two Irkens went to Zim's underground labs where Zim gave Ilgo further instructions. They are so long and boring that I won't list them here. (Actually, I'm just too lazy)
THE NEXT DAY:
Zim left Ilgo to continue work, while he endured another day of Dibby accusations at skool. The blue eyed Irken was still confused about why she ended up on this forsaken planet. She didn't even remember being given orders to come here! Ilgo decided to talk to her leaders, the Almighty Tallest, for confirmation.
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(A/N: Wow, that was bad.
Next Time: The Tallest are finally in the fic! Will Dib be in it, too? Review, please!)
This chapter is very short. Yea. Writer's block. I'm not too happy with it either. It's crap compared to the first chapter, which was also crap.
Responce to Reviews:
Invader Hera: That was me, and I feel really bad about it. Sorry. Thanks for the name! I think I'll use it!
luver-of-ralts: Thanks! You made me feel all happy!
Disclaimer: Invader Zim STILL belongs to Jhonen Vasquez. And Viacom.
I will use the name Ilgo for the name of the slave thing. Giant Thanks to Invader Hera! Now, on with the fic!)
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The Irken technician blinked. (A/N: I found out that they're called technicians. Yup.) "Ilgo," she said.
Zim stared at her a while longer before becoming teary eyed. "My mother's name was Ilgo," he whispered angstily. Ilgo looked confused. "But you don't have a mother," she said. "You were born from a tube, remember?"
Zim immediately snapped out of his trance. "Oh, yeah." Ilgo stood and began to nervously look around the room. She was taller than Zim by about an inch, so let's say she's about Invader Larb's height. Zim hardly noticed her superior tallness, and began to give her orders.
"I guess it would be good to have an extra person gathering information, so maybe you should go to skool also. You can enter a different grade."
Ilgo paused in front of the spooky green monkey picture. "Shouldn't your SIR unit be gathering information?" As if on cue, GIR bounced into the room on his head and landed next to her. Ilgo watched as the demented robot proceeded to giggle insanely. (how typical) "On second thought, I think it's broken," she mumbled.
"WHAT?!" cried Zim. "GIR consists of Irk's most advanced technology! He was made especially for me." "GIR?" asked Ilgo. "What does the 'G' stand for?" Zim opened his mouth, then closed it and glared at her. "You dare question MY robot slave?" he exclaimed.
"Sorry, Sir," Ilgo apologized. Zim nodded. "Now, about your purpose..." Ilgo thought for a minute, then said, "I could probably pass as an older relative of yours..." she suggested.
Zim considered this before he shook his head. "Nah, I want you to stay here and help GIR guard the base. Also, you can keep an eye on my experiments while I am at skool." Ilgo straightened and saluted him. "Yes, Sir!"
The two Irkens went to Zim's underground labs where Zim gave Ilgo further instructions. They are so long and boring that I won't list them here. (Actually, I'm just too lazy)
THE NEXT DAY:
Zim left Ilgo to continue work, while he endured another day of Dibby accusations at skool. The blue eyed Irken was still confused about why she ended up on this forsaken planet. She didn't even remember being given orders to come here! Ilgo decided to talk to her leaders, the Almighty Tallest, for confirmation.
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(A/N: Wow, that was bad.
Next Time: The Tallest are finally in the fic! Will Dib be in it, too? Review, please!)