A/N: Yay! Another chapter! I'll bet your bursting with excitment. (crickets chirp) Well, maybe not.
Resonce to Reveiws:
Invader Hera: You're welcome
Irken Shadow Lurker: Yeah....It could have been a guy, but I dunno. I've just never seen a female technician. Plus, I wanted to have the opportunity to mock some Mary Sue fics. No offence.
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, M&Ms, or sticky notes.
On with the story!
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ON THE MASSIVE:
"Incoming transmission from Earth," announced a green eyed technician. The Almighty Tallest moaned. "What NOW Zim?" asked an aggravated Red. (Hey! That was alliteration!)
To their surprise, it was not Zim who appeared on the monitor, but a blue-eyed technician. She bowed. "I am sorry to bother you, my Tallest. I wish to ask you a question." Confused, Purple turned and looked at Red, who shrugged. Purple turned back to the screen. "urmm...okaaaay," he said.
"Thank you, " breathed the Irken. She bowed her head once more. "Did you send me here to assist Invader Zim in his mission?"
The Tallest shared another glance before erupting in laughter. "To..heh..help ZIM?!?!" snorted Purple. "Why would we want to HELP Zim?!" Ilgo blinked at her leaders in confusion. "Why not?" she asked innocently.
Red raised an "eyebrow." "Don't you remember what Zim did to the Empire?" Purple nodded. "Yeah, he demolished half of Irk with a robot meant to be used on another planet. We want him dead."
Ilgo's eyes widened in recollection. "Zim," she whispered. "But..." Purple continued, "You ARE ugly...so I guess you can stay there." "Right," Red agreed. "Good-bye, now!"
"But-" Ilgo began to protest, but it was too late. The monitor flickered, and went fuzzy.
MEANWHILE, BACK ON THE FARM...I MEAN, BACK ON EARTH:
Ilgo paced back and forth across the transmission room. "How can I get out of here?" She asked herself. The small alien headed for Zim's computer. "Maybe I can find someone to help me on this planet," she murmured. "I'll bet someone here will be willing to help me escape Zim and go back to the Massive." (Obviously, she ignored the comment about her being ugly. Wow, Irken skulls are thick.)
"Hmm..." She mused as her eyes flicked across the screen. "This 'Dib' seems to be very smart. He already knows about Zim, so I won't be blowing his cover. Perfect!
"Computer! Create an appropriate disguise for me," Ilgo ordered. The computer devised a long blue wig and some brown contacts. "Now I just need to get out and find 'Dib' after skool."
AN HOUR OR SO LATER:
Zim arrived at his base in a blind rage. He burst through the door and began his usual after-skool rant. "OOooh...That DIB!! Stupid..rrgh HU-MAN! I WILL destroy that FILTHY worm!"
Ilgo exited the labs, just in time to see Zim's rave. After a few more minutes of "Horrible Dib," Zim calmed down enough to inquire about the experiments. Ilgo gritted her teeth. "Everything is coming nicely...SIR," she spat. Zim nodded.
Suddenly, Ilgo got an idea. "However, the 'rabbit experiment' could use another squirrel. I can go and get one." As she spoke, Ilgo pulled her wig and contacts from behind her. Zim, who was mumbling about Dib some more, simply waved her off and headed towards the labs.
Ilgo sighed and was about to leave when Zim's voice came from the kitchen, "Take GIR with you. He can help." Ilgo looked at the green doggy who was suddenly standing next to her with its leash. GIR squealed and waved at her. Ilgo moaned, but took GIR's leash anyway and exited the house.
She paused for a minute to take in the outer surroundings. She had never seen the outside Earth. It was horrible. Ilgo was torn between destroying this stinky rock, and leaving the worst Invader ever. Making her decision, Ilgo continued to walk down the street with a dancing GIR beside her. "Dib is only a few streets away. This won't take too long."
--------subliminal message: eat meat--------------
A/N: mmmhmm. Don't have much to say. Nope.
Next Time:Dib's in it! How will he react to this strange alien? Huh? Huh? Review now!
Resonce to Reveiws:
Invader Hera: You're welcome
Irken Shadow Lurker: Yeah....It could have been a guy, but I dunno. I've just never seen a female technician. Plus, I wanted to have the opportunity to mock some Mary Sue fics. No offence.
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, M&Ms, or sticky notes.
On with the story!
-----------------------------------------------
ON THE MASSIVE:
"Incoming transmission from Earth," announced a green eyed technician. The Almighty Tallest moaned. "What NOW Zim?" asked an aggravated Red. (Hey! That was alliteration!)
To their surprise, it was not Zim who appeared on the monitor, but a blue-eyed technician. She bowed. "I am sorry to bother you, my Tallest. I wish to ask you a question." Confused, Purple turned and looked at Red, who shrugged. Purple turned back to the screen. "urmm...okaaaay," he said.
"Thank you, " breathed the Irken. She bowed her head once more. "Did you send me here to assist Invader Zim in his mission?"
The Tallest shared another glance before erupting in laughter. "To..heh..help ZIM?!?!" snorted Purple. "Why would we want to HELP Zim?!" Ilgo blinked at her leaders in confusion. "Why not?" she asked innocently.
Red raised an "eyebrow." "Don't you remember what Zim did to the Empire?" Purple nodded. "Yeah, he demolished half of Irk with a robot meant to be used on another planet. We want him dead."
Ilgo's eyes widened in recollection. "Zim," she whispered. "But..." Purple continued, "You ARE ugly...so I guess you can stay there." "Right," Red agreed. "Good-bye, now!"
"But-" Ilgo began to protest, but it was too late. The monitor flickered, and went fuzzy.
MEANWHILE, BACK ON THE FARM...I MEAN, BACK ON EARTH:
Ilgo paced back and forth across the transmission room. "How can I get out of here?" She asked herself. The small alien headed for Zim's computer. "Maybe I can find someone to help me on this planet," she murmured. "I'll bet someone here will be willing to help me escape Zim and go back to the Massive." (Obviously, she ignored the comment about her being ugly. Wow, Irken skulls are thick.)
"Hmm..." She mused as her eyes flicked across the screen. "This 'Dib' seems to be very smart. He already knows about Zim, so I won't be blowing his cover. Perfect!
"Computer! Create an appropriate disguise for me," Ilgo ordered. The computer devised a long blue wig and some brown contacts. "Now I just need to get out and find 'Dib' after skool."
AN HOUR OR SO LATER:
Zim arrived at his base in a blind rage. He burst through the door and began his usual after-skool rant. "OOooh...That DIB!! Stupid..rrgh HU-MAN! I WILL destroy that FILTHY worm!"
Ilgo exited the labs, just in time to see Zim's rave. After a few more minutes of "Horrible Dib," Zim calmed down enough to inquire about the experiments. Ilgo gritted her teeth. "Everything is coming nicely...SIR," she spat. Zim nodded.
Suddenly, Ilgo got an idea. "However, the 'rabbit experiment' could use another squirrel. I can go and get one." As she spoke, Ilgo pulled her wig and contacts from behind her. Zim, who was mumbling about Dib some more, simply waved her off and headed towards the labs.
Ilgo sighed and was about to leave when Zim's voice came from the kitchen, "Take GIR with you. He can help." Ilgo looked at the green doggy who was suddenly standing next to her with its leash. GIR squealed and waved at her. Ilgo moaned, but took GIR's leash anyway and exited the house.
She paused for a minute to take in the outer surroundings. She had never seen the outside Earth. It was horrible. Ilgo was torn between destroying this stinky rock, and leaving the worst Invader ever. Making her decision, Ilgo continued to walk down the street with a dancing GIR beside her. "Dib is only a few streets away. This won't take too long."
--------subliminal message: eat meat--------------
A/N: mmmhmm. Don't have much to say. Nope.
Next Time:Dib's in it! How will he react to this strange alien? Huh? Huh? Review now!