A/N: Behold, the final chapter. Finally, it's done. Yay. I'm REALLLLY not happy with my writing in this chapter. It sounded better in my head, I guess. I hope you don't kill me for the terrible job I did. I'm just glad it's over.
Hmmm...I didn't get too many reviews. Not that many at all.
Disclaimer: Invader Zim is not mine, but I DO own Nonsense Room.
Special thanks to Irken Shadow Lurker for helping me with some of the plot and that INGENIOUS quote for GIR to say.
On with the last chapter
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DIB'S HOUSE:
Gaz was sitting on the couch watching TV. Or maybe she was playing her GameSlave. It doesn't matter. Anyway, the doorbell rang.
Gaz, being distracted by the TV/GameSlave, yelled, "Dib! Get the door!" Dib rolled his eyes but approached the door anyway. He opened it slowly, peering out as the hinges creaked in a creepy way. Then, having finished this dramatic moment, he swung it open in surprise.
"Zim?! What are you doing here?......And WHAT are you wearing?" Dib cried out in shock. "Zim?" questioned the alien. "I'm Ilgo." Dib jumped back, and shouted, "Gaz, there's an alien in the house!"
"You said that already. Geez, get some new material," Gaz said. Dib blinked and turned back to the alien. "What is Zim planning now? Whatever it is, I'm not falling for it." Ilgo shook her head. "I need your help, Dib. I'm not supposed to be here! I need to-"
Dib cut her off. "Yeah, right. This is probably just another one of Zim's stupid plans. Well, I'm not falling for it. You can tell Zim that he'll have to think of something better than THIS to lure me out." Ilgo looked confused. "But....but, you're SUPPOSED to help me. Then we have to fall in love, and-"
Dib glared at her. "Why would I fall in love with a space monster? That's just sick, Glue, or....whatever your name is." To finish his statement, Dib slammed the door. Ilgo sighed and turned to GIR, who was standing next to her. "I guess I'm stuck here, GIR," she sighed. "Yaaayyyy!" squealed GIR.
Ilgo turned to leave, but just as she did, Dib opened the door. She turned around, hopeful. Dib then pegged her with a Membrane themed bowel. It smashed into her head and fell to the ground.
Dib smirked and closed the door. Hurt and hopeless, Ilgo moped her way back to Zim's base. GIR bounced along for most of the trip, then suddenly slowed down, looking thoughtful. Irritated by the annoying robot, Ilgo asked, "What's wrong with you?"
GIR looked at Ilgo with his adorable fake doggy eyes and asked, "If chickens could fly, where would they go?" (that's as about as philosophical as GIR gets) Ilgo blinked.
ZIM'S BASE:
Zim stood in the front with his school boy disguise on. He tapped his foot like an angry father. As Ilgo approached, he stepped forward. "That took WAY longer then it should have," he said with force. It was FORCEFUL! "I looked for your so-called 'rabbit experiment.' There isn't one. If you weren't looking for a squirrel, what WERE you doing?" Ilgo sighed. "It doesn't matter, Sir. Besides, you're acting very OOC right now."
Zim was furious. "Call ME OOC, will you? Well you can just-" Suddenly, a Volkswagen Beetle zoomed in to the cul-de-sac. The Bug paid no attention to the disguised alien, and ran her over. A loud crunch echoed through the houses as alien guts spurted out from the tires and splattered all over the road. It was a nice shade of purple (or whatever Irken blood looks like).
As the car whizzed away, the ever-happy GIR pranced over to Zim and punched him. "Slug bug!" GIR cried. Zim looked at the remains of the technician. "I wish ALL the fan characters would go that way," he mused as he walked back into his base.
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A/N: I am planning to write a Teen Titans fic next. Have you read the humor in that section? God, it's bad. I want to give them a taste of good ol' IZ comedy. Be sure to check it out. There might be an IZ cameo. Thanks again to Irken Shadow Lurker!
Hmmm...I didn't get too many reviews. Not that many at all.
Disclaimer: Invader Zim is not mine, but I DO own Nonsense Room.
Special thanks to Irken Shadow Lurker for helping me with some of the plot and that INGENIOUS quote for GIR to say.
On with the last chapter
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DIB'S HOUSE:
Gaz was sitting on the couch watching TV. Or maybe she was playing her GameSlave. It doesn't matter. Anyway, the doorbell rang.
Gaz, being distracted by the TV/GameSlave, yelled, "Dib! Get the door!" Dib rolled his eyes but approached the door anyway. He opened it slowly, peering out as the hinges creaked in a creepy way. Then, having finished this dramatic moment, he swung it open in surprise.
"Zim?! What are you doing here?......And WHAT are you wearing?" Dib cried out in shock. "Zim?" questioned the alien. "I'm Ilgo." Dib jumped back, and shouted, "Gaz, there's an alien in the house!"
"You said that already. Geez, get some new material," Gaz said. Dib blinked and turned back to the alien. "What is Zim planning now? Whatever it is, I'm not falling for it." Ilgo shook her head. "I need your help, Dib. I'm not supposed to be here! I need to-"
Dib cut her off. "Yeah, right. This is probably just another one of Zim's stupid plans. Well, I'm not falling for it. You can tell Zim that he'll have to think of something better than THIS to lure me out." Ilgo looked confused. "But....but, you're SUPPOSED to help me. Then we have to fall in love, and-"
Dib glared at her. "Why would I fall in love with a space monster? That's just sick, Glue, or....whatever your name is." To finish his statement, Dib slammed the door. Ilgo sighed and turned to GIR, who was standing next to her. "I guess I'm stuck here, GIR," she sighed. "Yaaayyyy!" squealed GIR.
Ilgo turned to leave, but just as she did, Dib opened the door. She turned around, hopeful. Dib then pegged her with a Membrane themed bowel. It smashed into her head and fell to the ground.
Dib smirked and closed the door. Hurt and hopeless, Ilgo moped her way back to Zim's base. GIR bounced along for most of the trip, then suddenly slowed down, looking thoughtful. Irritated by the annoying robot, Ilgo asked, "What's wrong with you?"
GIR looked at Ilgo with his adorable fake doggy eyes and asked, "If chickens could fly, where would they go?" (that's as about as philosophical as GIR gets) Ilgo blinked.
ZIM'S BASE:
Zim stood in the front with his school boy disguise on. He tapped his foot like an angry father. As Ilgo approached, he stepped forward. "That took WAY longer then it should have," he said with force. It was FORCEFUL! "I looked for your so-called 'rabbit experiment.' There isn't one. If you weren't looking for a squirrel, what WERE you doing?" Ilgo sighed. "It doesn't matter, Sir. Besides, you're acting very OOC right now."
Zim was furious. "Call ME OOC, will you? Well you can just-" Suddenly, a Volkswagen Beetle zoomed in to the cul-de-sac. The Bug paid no attention to the disguised alien, and ran her over. A loud crunch echoed through the houses as alien guts spurted out from the tires and splattered all over the road. It was a nice shade of purple (or whatever Irken blood looks like).
As the car whizzed away, the ever-happy GIR pranced over to Zim and punched him. "Slug bug!" GIR cried. Zim looked at the remains of the technician. "I wish ALL the fan characters would go that way," he mused as he walked back into his base.
----------------------Check Dis Out!---------------------
A/N: I am planning to write a Teen Titans fic next. Have you read the humor in that section? God, it's bad. I want to give them a taste of good ol' IZ comedy. Be sure to check it out. There might be an IZ cameo. Thanks again to Irken Shadow Lurker!