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Chapter 2
"I am King Arthur.what the.where am I?"
The DVD box appeared in front of King Arthur.
"You are in temporary limbo, until the Wackos find the Village Idiot. Your knights will be joining you as well."
"Knights?.What Knights?"
In a flash a group of Knights appeared.
"Those Knights."
"Ohh.Never meet them."
"Well, go talk to them until I come back."
"And when is that?"
"When the Wackos find the Village Idiot."
With that the DVD box disappeared.
"Ohh.Dear We're doomed."
"You sleep like a dog!" yelled a voice out of the distance.
Matt opened his eyes and saw he was curled up at the bottom of a castle wall. He got up and looked at the man that had insulted him.
"At least I don't lick dogs!" yelled Matt.
"How dare you?!"
"I don't dare, it's just you can't hurt me from way up there."
"I wouldn't have said that if I were you." Said a voice behind Matt. Matt turned and what he saw shocked him.
"Mr. Witikko1 what are you doing here?"
"Who's Mr. Witikko? I'm Patsy."
"Patsh? As in coconut beater?"
"The one and only. Would you like to see my coconuts?"
Matt tried to protest but it was to late. Patsy was grabbing for his coconuts.
"Noooooooooo!!!"
Matt covered his eyes. But curiosity started to tug at him. So he took a peek.
"They're very fuzzy, feel them."
"I'll take your word for it."
"You don't know what you're missing."
"You're right and I don't want to know."
"Are you sure?" Patsy said in a British accent that Matt hadn't noticed before.
"What's up with the accent?"
"What accent? You're the one with the bloody accent."
"What I'm speaking normal."
"Sure *coughliercough*"
"Whatever, where is Jez and Kana?"
"Ahhh.ATTACK OF THE COCONUTS!!!" yelled a voice from the woods by the castle. A moment later Matt saw Jez run out of the forest.
"Jez?!"
"Run away!!!"
Matt looked behind her and saw.another Patsy. He took a double take and realized that it wasn't another Patsy. He was just dressed like him.
"That's Hatsy." Stated Patsy.
"Hatsy?" asked Jez as she tried to slow down, but alas she could not. She continued at Witikko Warp Speed2 (WWS), until she hit the castle wall.
She was laying on her back when a strange liquid rained down on her.
"Ewww.What was that for?"
She looked up at the guy who had dumped it on her.
"You ran into the castle you son of a motherless dog."
"I'm not a man!!!"
"Could have fooled me."
"Don't make me come up there!"
"You're hot when you're mad." stated Matt.
As she turned to kill him a pile of sewage landed on her.
"That's it I'm coming up there!!!" scream Jez.
She ran to the door and tried to get in.
"Jez perhaps if we had a plan."
"Okay, but mark my words I'll be back. To the forest!!!"
With that they ran for the forest.
Mr. Witikko: energetic English/German teacher (HeirVeh from the Three Wackos go to the Jedi Temple). 2. WWS: Speed at which Witikko moves.
Chapter 2
"I am King Arthur.what the.where am I?"
The DVD box appeared in front of King Arthur.
"You are in temporary limbo, until the Wackos find the Village Idiot. Your knights will be joining you as well."
"Knights?.What Knights?"
In a flash a group of Knights appeared.
"Those Knights."
"Ohh.Never meet them."
"Well, go talk to them until I come back."
"And when is that?"
"When the Wackos find the Village Idiot."
With that the DVD box disappeared.
"Ohh.Dear We're doomed."
"You sleep like a dog!" yelled a voice out of the distance.
Matt opened his eyes and saw he was curled up at the bottom of a castle wall. He got up and looked at the man that had insulted him.
"At least I don't lick dogs!" yelled Matt.
"How dare you?!"
"I don't dare, it's just you can't hurt me from way up there."
"I wouldn't have said that if I were you." Said a voice behind Matt. Matt turned and what he saw shocked him.
"Mr. Witikko1 what are you doing here?"
"Who's Mr. Witikko? I'm Patsy."
"Patsh? As in coconut beater?"
"The one and only. Would you like to see my coconuts?"
Matt tried to protest but it was to late. Patsy was grabbing for his coconuts.
"Noooooooooo!!!"
Matt covered his eyes. But curiosity started to tug at him. So he took a peek.
"They're very fuzzy, feel them."
"I'll take your word for it."
"You don't know what you're missing."
"You're right and I don't want to know."
"Are you sure?" Patsy said in a British accent that Matt hadn't noticed before.
"What's up with the accent?"
"What accent? You're the one with the bloody accent."
"What I'm speaking normal."
"Sure *coughliercough*"
"Whatever, where is Jez and Kana?"
"Ahhh.ATTACK OF THE COCONUTS!!!" yelled a voice from the woods by the castle. A moment later Matt saw Jez run out of the forest.
"Jez?!"
"Run away!!!"
Matt looked behind her and saw.another Patsy. He took a double take and realized that it wasn't another Patsy. He was just dressed like him.
"That's Hatsy." Stated Patsy.
"Hatsy?" asked Jez as she tried to slow down, but alas she could not. She continued at Witikko Warp Speed2 (WWS), until she hit the castle wall.
She was laying on her back when a strange liquid rained down on her.
"Ewww.What was that for?"
She looked up at the guy who had dumped it on her.
"You ran into the castle you son of a motherless dog."
"I'm not a man!!!"
"Could have fooled me."
"Don't make me come up there!"
"You're hot when you're mad." stated Matt.
As she turned to kill him a pile of sewage landed on her.
"That's it I'm coming up there!!!" scream Jez.
She ran to the door and tried to get in.
"Jez perhaps if we had a plan."
"Okay, but mark my words I'll be back. To the forest!!!"
With that they ran for the forest.
Mr. Witikko: energetic English/German teacher (HeirVeh from the Three Wackos go to the Jedi Temple). 2. WWS: Speed at which Witikko moves.